The president and her goddess have a short discussion as the last of a monarchist rebellion is destroyed outside. Based off a bad joke I told that no one understood.... more>>

Characters are named for bronze age cultures present in Italy, because I couldn't think of a better naming scheme. Cover image is just the flag of the 18th century Roman Republic. I felt a tricolour would be fitting, but France would be too blatant, and I'm already using italian-ish names. So, the flag of a Napoleonic puppet state in Italy! As with most of the stuff I publish to this site, this is terribly pretentious. You have been warned.

I don't have an editor, so expect the occasional typo or grammatical error. <<less

Being overweight isn't a crime--it's just something shameful, Andrea's mother is quick to remind her. But that's to be expected in a world where technology and magic makes body goals and perfection attainable. ... more>>

*****

Andrea's mother has high hopes for a male heir to lead their household. Andrea must find a husband--and fast. Without a perfect body, however, there are few prospects. For Andrea, on the verge of being disowned, the inability to control something as simple as her weight further exemplifies her other failings. She heralds from the noble class, lovers of tech who frown upon mingling with the servant magic wielders. But with only one year to secure the title of the estate, Andrea has few options.

Opportunity arrives when a damaged magic wielder named Tanner comes to her estate looking for work. Servants of his creed wouldn't dare associate with nobles usually. Andrea's head tells her to be suspicious, but Tanner, who's easy on the eyes and built like a brick, looks like a great opportunity. He also takes interest in Andrea, something no one else does.

For the first time in Andrea's life, everything seems possible...if only she could quiet that stupid voice in her head warning this is too good to be true.

What price would you pay for perfection? <<less

At twenty-four, Mason Chamberlain had it all. When scandal leaves him with a broken heart, not much could make him believe in love again...until the new governess for his eight-year-old sister arrives.... more>>

He's drawn to her. Despite Mason's good lucks and coveted status, he can't break through her chilly facade. She wants nothing to do with a duke's son. It slowly becomes clear to him that she's running from her past.

Her secret puts his family in jeopardy, but is this love worth the risk? <<less

When Peter is forced into participating in a Secret Santa gift exchange at the magical malpractice insurance firm he works he must find a gift to get the new guy, but a mix-up ends up transforming their relationship for the better.... more>>

This is a 6102 word long transgender erotica complete with egg cracking, wholesome transformation, gender feels, and two women fucking!

CW: Anxiety, Minor anxiety attack, Girldick and girldick accessories, Sex, Swearing, Weed Use <<less

The Black Bulls, one of the nine Magic Knight Squads for the Clover Kingdom. In its ranks are two young knights, Asta the boy with no magic and Noelle Silva, one of the princesses of the kingdom. Can they find love in this reckless squad, and overcome their differences to be together? Absolutely. Will it be easy? No. But it will be the happiest time of their lives.... more>>

Edit: this is also a reupload of my FIRST writing project. still proud of it!

If you are here from my other stories on this site, this is a VERY safe for work story.
If you are here because you like fanfiction, my other works are VERY NOT safe for work. <<less

Your friend suggests an activity to help you de-stress

ZM-11833 was confused, normally they stood in the display window dressed in the latest fashion for the masses to admire but lately there hadn’t been any cuties arriving at their store. Only these strange new customers with their sickly wet skin and bulging eyes turning up. ... more>>

They really should go to a dermatologist-bot instead. 

Maybe the perfectly made and fantastically fetching fashion-bot would have to go out for the first time and start to look for some of their adorable prior customers to dress-up in the latest cyber-dress. And if these strange new invaders got in their way they might have to politely break some elongated skulls, after all they weren’t even paying customers. 

Standard store policy.

Upon finding their perfectly 100% willing companion, (don’t believe a word they say otherwise), they realize the parent corporation of their arcology isn’t going to just let an invasion stand, and the pair must make it to the top. 

After all, what's a little Nuclear fire between friends anyway?
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Warning may contain cyberpunk robot humor, romance and copious amounts of futuristic clothing.
Chapter length 1500 - 2000 words. 
Also posted on RoyalRoad. <<less

In a world where most people are in "perfect harmony with the universe", the anxious and depressed Stanley is struggling to get by day to day. But as two more similarly flawed people arrive in his home city, his life might change forever.... more>>

I wrote this short story a few years ago. It's a standalone thing, and it's not particularly sex-focused, so it's a bit different. Hope you guys will find it interesting :) <<less

April's best friend Gabbi has been down in the dumps since her girlfriend left her. April has decided to cheer her up by planning the perfect hang out, and disguising it as a date for an April Fools day prank.
It obviously can't be a real date, because April's straight. Right?... more>>

Just something I threw together last minute yesterday in between the other stuff I'm writing. <<less

A Very Short Story:
An ordinary salary man was mistakenly shot by the police and reincarnated into another world. It is the start of a cliche isekai protagonist adventure! Filled with beauties in his harem!... more>>

NOT!

Bitch! I'm running for my life! I ain't got no time for that!

Stone Age, Experience, Firestorm, and Escape

Wattpad:
Written: 06/11/23
Published: 06/11/23

Neobook:
Written: 06/11/23
Published: 06/16/23

ScribbleHub:
Written: 06/11/23
Published: 06/16/23

Completed

Mature: Swearing. Lots of it! <<less

This does contain spoilers... more>>

If you hadn't grown up with her, you would've thought Asta was a normal guy. Loud, enthusiastic, caring and had a strange obsession with Nun outfits.

But that is just something she was keeping secret, out of fear of rejection mostly.

So now she's working with two people that she got close with to come out, for 'Asta' to become Astrid. And start making more headway in her own personal battle. <<less

At 6:08 PM, the superhero team known as VINES will die. The building they’re in will explode.
How? Why? Who would do such a thing?
They wish they knew…... more>>

Completed. <<less

A knight is summoned by her queen on christmas eve, and is asked to take on a most unique mission

A fantasy m/m comedy with sci-fi elements. Book One of
the Cosmos Shared Universe is a place which
is not as desolate as it appears.... more>>

Can you bottle happiness? Apparently, you can, and Constantine Angelid is rather good at it, actually. So good, in fact, that it amuses him to ply this trade on a forum in the Dark Web. Yet, he meets an interesting human there, who makes him question all of his truths.
Daniel was just looking for fresh ideas in the Tor browser for his new book. Now, he is involved in the new Dimensional Theory, and the case for disappearing happiness potions that spans all over the Cosmos.
He is given a once-in-a-lifetime chance to come to Ursula 590, a planet in the Ursula Solar System. He gets to be with Constantine, once he finds out he is not only a shaman, but a shaman that can use the core of a planet to power up his spells.
I wrote this last year so I don't remember much about what happened in the book, but I do know it is in 1st person with POVs. The book is complete, and will be updated daily, until I run out of chapters. Enjoy!
The Cosmos Shared Universe is made up from 3 books, which will be posted here in this book page:
Bottle it up!
Dungeon Integration! (dungeon core)
Book Two of the Cosmos Shared Universe
(Sequel to Bottle It Up!)
An m/m fantasy novel with sci-fi elements,
and comedic undertones.
In a world where happiness can be bottled, a dungeon core is displaced from his home when a baby dungeon core sprouts in his backyard.
He’s lucky that a human who is also an immigrant in the Cosmos has grown attached to him. Nathaniel agrees to help Tim spread his influence over the planet Ursula 590.
The problem? Well, dungeon cores might be as numerous as mushrooms in the New Cosmos, but they are unknown in the Cosmos. From petitions to kidnapping attempts, the integration of one World Dominating Dungeon Core has never been as complicated. And, if he can’t win the citizens of Ursula 590 over, then, he will be cast out into outer space.
From Scorpio with Love! (dungeon core)
I will add the dungeon core tag when I start posting Dungeon Integration.

From Scorpio With Love

A fantasy m/m comedy with sci-fi elements. Book Three of
the Cosmos Shared Universe. A place which
is not as desolate as it appears.

Wei is a dungeon core and finally getting a planet of his own. However, despite his best efforts, he can’t gain a form. The only thing he can do is protect the interests of the Dru’dru natives of the planet, a task that seems almost impossible with the recent development coming to light.
Rodger Deltona is appalled at the actions of his fellow citizens of the Cosmos. Not only are they demanding that the Dru’dru are to give back the gold left on their planet, they are also demanding that the Dru’dru penguins be reprogrammed, and without a trial.
Rodger takes radical actions, in defense of the poor birds. But is he enough to hold back the tides? Can he and Wei work together, despite their rocky start? Will the Cosmos accept a chimera species, the product of human experimenting? <<less

There's this classmate, a blonde girl, who is the Princess of our kingdom, and she tries to bully me every day.... more>>

The problem is that she doesn't know how to; she's the most innocent little princess.

Her bullying consists of childish spell pranks that kids learn when they're 8.

So, I pranked her in return.

However, she had the audacity to prank me again, and this time it worked—I became genuinely irritated.

So, why shouldn't I bully her for real? <<less

fred weasley x fem oc ... more>>

Daisy Potter has to find Tom Riddle's Horcruxes and destroy them. But this is no simple feat when she is taken by Riddle and is forced to attend the freshly taken-over Hogwarts which punishes their trouble-makers by forcing their classmates to use the Cruciatus Curse on them. As troublemaker-in-chief, Daisy is already in danger; but Riddle is not giving up on his chance to make Daisy fall in love with him and have his children.

And when Daisy eventually manages to escape, it's not much better. When you're on the run with four other pranksters, things are bound to get crazy. Daisy Potter, aka the powerful angel Daisiel, has to deal with her childish best friend, her thinks-he's-so-damn-funny boyfriend, her hot-as-hell boyfriend's brother, and being humanity's only hope as the Chosen One.

But when the Battle of Hogwarts comes up ... who will fall? <<less

A tale of betrayal, lies and love. SeJun University is like a jungle. Everyone belongs to a clan, a group or club. The groups leaders hate each other more than anything and it's obvious to guess why.Their one mission , conquer the school and make everyone obey them. The question is how far are they willing to go to achieve this goal... more>>

Falling in love is easy even with your enemy but choosing your heart when things go south is probably the thin line that defines true love.

When you come to this school, one thing is for certain. Trust no one.. Even close Friends tie hatchets over each other's heads . Lovers break their own hearts just to survive.. Being a someone in this school is like walking around with a dart board when everyone is trying to hit the bulll s eye.. <<less

Sword Master: Don't misbehave or you'll lose your nipples! (｀^´)
Ye Xingli: Oh my god! I really lost them! Σ( °△°|||)︴
Cow: Moo! I'll give you mine! (○´︶｀○)... more>>

When Ye Xingli oversteps his boundaries and offends a powerful Daoist cultivator, he is punished by having his nipples taken away. Can he and his sect still save their faces by getting his nipples back? <<less

“In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and trucks whom transport men to other worlds.”... more>>

Meet our titular protagonist Haruto Watanabe, a man who has all the markings of a good protagonist for a generic isekai story. As an overworked office worker, to escape from the grips of crippling capitalist alienation, he had taken up to reading many stories where young men like him were transported to other worlds and enjoyed their lives at a most leisurely pace. Armed with genre-awareness and (what he believes to be) a marketable personality which would make him an easy audience self-insert, he longed for the day the isekai express would take him to his long-awaited adventure to another world.

When the fateful day came, where the fair yet harsh mistress that is the fabled truck took Watanabe on one last date to the other side, he was most ready to escape his previous life, ready to embark on an errant so great he’d be most overpowered, his heroics so exceptional and his harem so vast that they would barely fit ten or twenty volumes of an overly long novel made by a desperate author looking for quick cash.

Lo and behold however, Watanabe instead found himself in a low fantasy world which lacked severely in the department of any game-like systems, cheat skills or easily charmed damsels in distress. In a setting so antithetical to his established genre savviness or any attempts at power fantasy, how will a man like Watanabe, lacking in strength, wits and courage, manage to survive in a land most foreign to him?

This is my first time trying to share to the wider world what I’ve written, and I hope you’ll enjoy reading the errantry of Watanabe as much as I enjoy writing about them. I'll be posting one chapter per week on Sundays, along with extra chapters whenever I get the chance to write more than usual.

This work is also hosted on Royal Road. <<less

His world was turned upside down, and his only hope for revenge is a complicated lunatic just as likely to get him killed in the... more>> process. <<less

Emma (née Marcus) Farrier has struck out on her own, with only her servants/roommates Anna and Unity to help her, to seek out the truth about her unique powers in the university town of New Alderburg. For a short while, it almost seems like she might have some peace and quiet. But that soon ends when she meets up with an old ally under a new identity, ends up on the trail of a vicious serial killer, and has a run-in with a mysterious woman in white and her werewolf minions. Now Emma has to fight for her life and for the fate of all of Selene, against an enemy who knows her better than... more>> she may expect, all while falling in love and realizing things about herself that will turn her entire world upside-down. It's the part of the story you've all been waiting for...

Cover created by Beedok <<less

Transwoman learns magic just to avoid taking medication to transition and to also deal with her genital dysphoria.... more>>

Largely unedited but this was requested by a friend and I had nothing better to do. <<less

Reimagining xianxia in the context of medical conditions. A short, enlightening tale. Read attentively.

Although Emi and Keita have polar personalities, it doesn't mean they can't get along. However, it's only the first day of high school and they... more>> have already discovered they can swap bodies with each other. Luckily for them, this phenomenon is already well-known, so they won't be seen as crazy. This also means there's a cure and solving their problems should be a piece of cake, right? Not for them.
Swapping bodies also swaps their personalities, forcing them to learn how to live each other's lives, at least until they can make up their minds.
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- Although this novel is a spin-off of one of my other novels, you don't need to read that one, you'll only miss out on some references.
- Also posted on Royal Road, Webnovel, Neovel, and Honeyfeed.
- Edited by RedPandaChick
- Check my Carrd to find more about me and my works: https://sosin.carrd.co/ <<less

In this urban fantasy novella, you will follow Julius. He sells water filtering systems in Algeria. There is a slight hitch with that, the systems are knockoffs. So, one night, a vampire local comes to him, and attacks him in retribution. That sends Julius on a journey to find aristocratic vampires, who can show him the ropes. How come the vampire who turned him can't do it? ... more>>

A vampire turning another into a vampire is deadly for them. Follow Julius as he travels, and ends up in Hungary, where he meets Ferenc. The very picture of an aristocratic vampire. There is another problem in Julius's life, though. He is fat, and Ferenc is so out of his league, that it is not even funny.

The novella has been written in 1st person, by the perspective of a blogger narrator. It is complete. The updates will be daily.

Disclaimer: This is a comedic piece. Nothing inside of it has been written with the intent to insult someone. Not that I did more than point out some things about my own country, and some commonly known stereotypes. <<less