A few days passed since Naruto, Ino, and Haku returned to Konoha, and Ino and Haku were currently sitting in front of Yuna with nervous expressions and a slight blush on their faces.
Additionally to Yuna, Hinata and Anko were present as well. While those two had no clue what Ino and Haku wanted from Yuna, Yuna herself could make a good guess.
"So, you two wanted to talk to me, please go ahead."
Ino and Haku eyed each other nervously before Ino opened her mouth.
"*Cough* W-Well, when Haku and I started dating Naruto, you said you would help us if there were any problems. W-Well, there is something we would like your advice on."
Yuna nodded her head in acknowledgment and motioned Ino to continue speaking. Ino and Haku shared another nervous glance while the blush on their faces became more pronounced.
"We feel like N-Naruto isn't...err... satisfied after we are... w-well, after we are done."
As soon as Ino finished speaking, a wry smile appeared on the faces of Hinata and Anko. After all, they have had similar problems. Well, since Karin joined them at night, things became at least a little more manageable for them.
"Well, that certainly is a problem, but I don't think that is what you wanted to talk about, right?"
Ino and Haku shivered a little when they saw the amusement in Yuna's eyes, but Ino continued talking nonetheless.
"Err...no. W-We heard that you usually sleep with more than one person, Yuna, s-so we were wondering if... err... N-Naruto would l-like to do the same. W-We j-just don't want him to be weirded out if we make a suggestion like that. So we wanted to know if he had ever mentioned something like that to you. O-Of c-course we w-would never actually do that, we were just curious."
While Ino was going into denial, a slightly bewildered expression appeared on Yuna's face. Yuna expected the duo to want someone who could "convince" them that a three-way was a good idea, but it seems they had already convinced themselves about that, while the only remaining hurdle was absolutely trivial. Instead of answering Ino, who was still muttering this and that, Yuna's gaze landed on Anko.
"So, Anko, so that I don't misunderstand the situation and talk nonsense. These two in front of me are worried that, when two beautiful women who know each other and are both knowingly the same man's girlfriends, ask their boyfriend for a threesome, that he might find it weird?"
"Hehe, that seems to be the case."
A deep sigh escaped Yuna while Ino and Haku looked at her in confusion. They didn't understand why Yuna and Anko were both acting like their worries were unfounded.
"*Sigh* Fine, let me explain."
Yuna stood up, took out a blank scroll, and unfurled it.
"Let's assume this is a list of all the fetishes an average man has."
Although Ino and Haku's eyebrows twitched at the length of the scroll, they assumed that there were no relations between its length and the actual number of fetishes.
Yuna took the scroll and tore the bottom half off.
"This is the number of fetishes he knows he has."
She tore it in half again.
"The ones he is willing to admit he has while drunk and with only male people he considers close friends."
Again.
"He will tell his wife about."
Again.
"He will tell his girlfriend about after they slept together a few times."
Finally, Yuna crushed the scroll with her hand and tossed it aside.
"And the ones he will tell his girlfriend about before they had their first time."
Hinata, Ino, and Haku were rather dumbfounded by that demonstration, while Anko only chuckled in amusement, and Yuna sat back down.
"So, any questions?"
Although Ino and Haku weren't entirely sure what to do with the information they had just received, they decided to keep the conversation going for now.
"What you want to say is, that you are certain that Naruto will happily agree if we ask him, right?"
"Hehe, nope. He won't 'happily agree'; he will either instantly tear your clothes to shreds and attack you, or he will carry you to the bedroom first and then do it."
Ino and Haku both blushed furiously, despite somewhat doubting that. So far, Naruto has always been very gentle with them, so they didn't believe that Naruto would do that.
After taking a few deep breaths, the duo managed to calm down while reducing the redness of their faces. Haku managed to get the picture of Naruto attacking her and Ino simultaneously out of her head first and resumed the conversation.
"A-Anyway, so we don't need to be worried that Naruto will have a negative reaction at all, correct?"
"Yup, that's correct. And if he is, by some kind of weird reverse miracle, weirded out by it, I guarantee that I will do everything in my might to fix the problem."
With Yuna making guarantees like that, Ino and Haku were satisfied and said their goodbyes to Yuna, Anko and Hinata.
Later that evening, Naruto, Ino, and Haku were eating dinner together, but Naruto could tell that the atmosphere felt somewhat off. As far as he knew, he didn't pull any major pranks since he returned to Konoha, so he was relatively confident that they were at least not angry at him.
After a few minutes of awkward silence, Ino and Haku's gazes met, and this time, Haku was the one to initiate the conversation.
"Naruto...err...you know, Yuna...err..."
While Haku was stammering out words, her cheeks became redder and redder, causing Naruto's eyebrow to rise.
'Did nee-san somehow manage to seduce Haku? No, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't do that.'
"Yes? What about nee-san?"
"W-Well, you know how she usually s-sleeps with more than one person, right? Well... err... that is..."
Naruto's eyes widened when he realized where Haku was going with this, but before he took any hasty actions, he glanced at Ino, who immediately blushed furiously and averted her gaze.
Having his assumption pretty much confirmed, Naruto's eyes shone with desire as he immediately teleported behind Haku and picked her up.
"Wha-What are you doing, Nar..."
Before Haku could finish speaking, Naruto disappeared and again and appeared next to Ino this time, picking her up as well.
"N-Naruto, you..."
"Hehe, no need to play coy now. I wasn't expecting you two to be the first ones to suggest a threesome."
"T-T-Threesome!? N-N-No, we were just...uhhh."
Naruto chuckled in amusement and started walking towards the bedroom while carrying Ino and Haku on his shoulders.
"Well, you can tell me to stop at any time, but I don't think I will be able to control myself after we enter the bedroom, so you might wanna hurry up."
Ino and Haku somehow managed to blush even harder when they heard Naruto's words, but neither of them said anything to stop Naruto. Well, in the end, they were the ones who asked first, so except for the embarrassment, there was nothing to complain about.
Moments later, Naruto reached the bedroom put the duo on the bed, and then climbed on top of them. Right now, he had a greedy expression filled with desire on his face.
"Hehe, I hope you two didn't plan to get any sleep tonight~"
While those two had no clue what Ino and Haku wanted from Yuna, Yuna herself could make a good guess about that
about it
Or just remove those last two words altogether
Ino and Haku shared enough nervous glances while the blush on their faces became more pronounced.
shared another nervous glance
why Yuna and Anko both were acting
were both (unless there's special emphasis on 'both')
I guarantee that will do everything in my might to fix the problem.
that I will
he didn't do any major pranks
pull any major pranks
Hey Maerry, after you're done with Naruto, do you feel like making an alternative story? Like for example: Yuna being reborn in MHA instead of Naruto? Or Bleach? Or Fairy Tail? Or maybe One Piece?
Just food for thought…
Put her in Genshin. She'll be the first to reach godhood.
@EthanPeh oh god oh f*ck ohno
Personally I would suggest Super Robot Wars. There are plenty of zany characters and ridicules events in it that Yuna will be right at home, and that is with just the OG stuff! All the preexisting crossover stuff adds tons of possibilities. Nothing like a guy in a suit of power armour shaped like a theme park mascot (Full Metal Panic!) fighting an eldritch abomination angel that can tank nukes to the face (Neon Genesis Evangelion) and winning.
Not MHA, they're still children. Let's go bleach instead, I wanna see her messing with yama-jii and aizen.
@yurei They’re 15 and that’s just the students
@ARFitS bleach? Yes, but most are much2 older.
@yurei I would point out that the current story had an age up since Naruto and his peers are quite young in the original timeline (I'm pretty sure they didn't even hit 18 by the end of the plot).
The fact is that many of these types of stories have ridiculously underaged lead characters. Lots of effectively child soldiers fighting on the frontlines against evil, because reasons.
I would see Yuna very well in the world of MHA ... It would be really fun ... Besides having many girls to open their eyes to
@SuperBort well there's no problem with changing the age in this story or bleach. But with story like BHA the story take place in first year highschool, so you can't really change the age there
@yurei Well ... It's not illegal to do it at that age XD.
Seriously, no one says they do absurd things, they just have a calmer relationship and don't involve adults in that context. And as said before ... If everyone knows what they are doing, they are not forced, they choose it freely and with full knowledge of the facts then there are no problems with those developments
@Hemrakul wait... Ah sorry my brain malfunctioned
@yurei Simply have the hero training program start at post-secondary level like a college or university equivalent. That makes way more sense for things like on campus housing or paramilitary combat training. Most countries don't give paramilitary (police for example) or military training to those under the age of majority who haven't completed their basic education.
About the only series I saw where it really made sense for the main characters to be so young was Aldnoah:Zero. Of course in that setting things were shitty enough (the moon exploded for one thing devastating much of the Earth) that combat training was a mandatory part of high school in preparation for a renewed Martian invasion (guess what happens first episode?).
@SuperBort yeah i watch that one, don't like the ending thought
I think in Naruto it make sense too they're so young as they're in constant battle. But the problem was kishimoto didn't give Naruto anything that related to his lineage, and Naruto is too much of an idiot
@Hemrakul See the issue is that before a person reaches a certain age they are assumed to be legally unable to make a fully informed decision in certain key areas. So no addictive drugs, political power, deadly weapons, sex, and so on.
@yurei Yeah it didn't have a clean ending, but it fit with the focus of taking a more realistic approach to things.
Wars tend to end via compromises at a political level, and being a hereditary royal with actual power screws up most chances of marrying for love.
@SuperBort yeah true, it's just feels a bit lacking because of that.
And back on the topic of yune in MHA or bleach. Don't you think there is a bit lacking in people fun to prank in MHA?
@yurei Actually you are right ... They are too serious in MHA ... You need someone to throw cakes in people's faces during lessons or training
@Hemrakul and Bleach is good in that comedy sense, there's many target for Yunas prank. She can also tease the younger one like hitsugaya or Ichigo's group. Also many waifu material too, unohana, youroichi, soifon, haribel, Nel, and that's only talking about the strongest until arancar arc (I haven't read the next arc)
@yurei Well ... I much prefer MHA to Bleach and that's why I would prefer a FanFiction set there ... But in the end the choice is yours (but anyway I still hope you choose MHA)
@Hemrakul and that is if maerry decided to make a continuation or alternate story of Yuna. Or a completely new story
@yurei Honestly, did you break into my house or something? Around a week ago I started playing with the idea of Yuna inside Bleach. I feel like that is worth writing just for her meeting with Kenpachi Zaraki
@Maerry hahaha, what are you saying? I'm a ghost, I can be anywhere I want and people won't notice me. Door and wall is not a problem for me
Also Yuna calling yama-jii child because he's only a 1000 years old. Just like how that old man always call people child
@Maerry a question, after you finish bleach, what do you think of putting yuna on honkai impact or genshin impact, or maybe even honkai star rail so she can travel the universe that exist there
A short 'filler' episode or five to the Youjo Senki universe to grab Tanya and Visha off the Eastern Front would be nice.
Huzzah! you know.
@ARFitS put her In dragon ball
@Morrowind That would be hilarious. The '20 Episode' fights would either get a lot better, or a lot worse. lol