[General Deacon POV]
“General Deacon the heroes have finally arrived!”
My subordinate rushed into my tent shouting news that all the unified army has been waiting to hear. Once he finally calmed down a bit more, I asked him to relay the information in more detail.
“Sir, the heroes have arrived along with reinforcements from the Celestia Kingdom. They even sent the Princess Knight with them.”
“This is welcome news indeed. I’ll head over to them to greet them and get them caught up on the current situation. With their arrival we will finally be able to finish this and go home.”
Once I told my subordinate to go and take a rest, I left my tent to go meet the new arrivals. When I found them, I got the feeling that our troubles were far rom over. While most of the heroes looked ready and prepared for the battles ahead, there were a few who looked like they never trained at all. I decided that my first action should be to find the Princess Knight and ask what her plan of action is. When I found her, I called out to her.
“It’s good to see you again Princess Nia, I’m glad you could finally bring the heroes to the battlefield.”
“Yes, it’s good to see you as well, General Deacon, I hear its been rough out here on the front lines recently.”
“Indeed it has. The fiends have been attacking more frequently and with more numbers. We repelled a large horde a few hours ago so everyone is getting some rest.”
“I see, I apologize for our delay, but now that we are here, we can finally make the final push to the King of Fiends and end this. I’ll go and tell my forces to go and join the lookouts to allow your men to get the rest they deserve.”
As she said this, she came closer and whispered to me,
“Later I will come to your tent. There are some things I need to discuss with you and the other generals.”
“I understand, I will gather them and await your arrival.”
“Thank you, General Deacon.”
After thanking me she went to the place where her men were setting up camp. I started walking back to my tent and called a few people to bring the message to the rest of the generals. After 20 minutes of waiting the other generals arrived and I explained to them that the Princess Knight had something to discuss with us. When she arrived, she asked the Demon and Elf generals to set up a soundproof barrier to keep what we were discussing from leaking out.
“I’m sorry for asking for all of this secrecy but it is extremely important that this information is kept from others. Especially the Saint and Hero.”
“Are the Hero and Saint really that untrustworthy?” Asked the Dwarf general.
“Yes, they are that untrustworthy. Those two are the whole reason that it has taken us this long to get here in the first place.”
“Are they that afraid to head into battle?” Asked the Elf general.
“No, they are in no way afraid to head into battle, it’s just that they don’t want to. The Hero would rather go around seducing women, and the Saint wants to keep the anti-aging perk of being summoned.”
“How selfish of them. Someone need to teach those brats that there is more to the world than just them!” The Demon general growled while the others nodded in agreement.
“Oh, believe me, we tried. It was even more troublesome at first. Most of the summoned acted the same way at the beginning, but eventually came around when it really hit home that the fiends were a real threat. The only ones who continue to be a problem are the Hero, Saint, and one of the Alchemists.”
“Have none of the other summoned tried talking sense into them?” I asked.
“There was one at the beginning. He was the one who got most of the others to drop their delusions about our world and take it seriously.” As she said this, I could see a hint of sadness flash across her face.
“What happened to that person?” Asked the Elf general also noticing her sadness.
“He was killed by a dungeon trap two months into their training. Many of the heroes and I think that the Saint and Hero have something to do with that though.”
“Why do you suspect them? I can understand wanting to place the blame on someone, but dungeons are dangerous for anyone. Especially when it comes to dungeons with traps.” Said the Dwarf general.
“He was part of the Hero’s team and possessed the Scout class. Not to mention he was also quite good at detecting and disarming traps so I find it difficult to think he would end up dying to one.”
“I see, were the two of them questioned about it?” I asked.
“Of course, they were, and as you would expect, they denied doing anything. Though I did notice during their questioning that the Saint had an unrestrained smile that spoke more than any answer we would get out of them. Honestly, I would rather send those two back to their world or have them detained, but they are necessary to end the King of Fiends, so we can’t do that.” While saying all this Princess Nia’s words became more and more bitter.
“Thank you for letting us know about all of this, Princess. We will keep a watchful eye out for these two. What can you tell us about this problematic Alchemist?” Asked the Demon general.
“The problem with him is that he is an unrestrained pervert. I have lost count of how many complaints I receive about him from just about everyone. You lose sight of him for one second and he starts harassing the nearest woman.” As she said this, she showed an expression of pure disgust.
“I see, I will send out a warning to the female soldiers to be on the lookout.” Said the Elf general showing the same face as the Princess.
While the generals and the Princess were having this discussion, there was a darker topic being discussed between the Hero and the Saint.
“Brother did you see that fox person earlier?”
“I did, why”
“Don’t you think his tail would look good on me as a scarf?”
“It would, do you want me to go and cut it off of him for you?”
“I would like that very much, but you will have to do that later. We can’t just cut off his tail and run, as much as I would like to.”
“Why can’t we, it’s not like they can do anything to us right?”
“While that is true, they already have us in a position where we can’t do anything but do what we are supposed to do in this world. As much as it frustrates me to admit.”
“Then when do you want me to do it?”
“He said earlier that those disgusting fiend things have been attacking more frequently, right? So, during the next attack find an opportunity to kill him and take his tail.”
“OK then I will do that.”
Author's Note"
Here is an extra long chapter for your enjoyment my friends.
Ohh great,these are the type of characters that I imagine the mc will break every bone in their body and hang them with meat hooks.
No that's not painful enough
First take peel off their fingernails and their toenails one by one, then start breaking/cutting off their fingers (whichever one is more painful) then let them experience some redo of healer treatment. Use a healing spell on them and do it all over again, when they past out wait until they wake up. When they wake up they will find ropes attached to both their arms and legs, and the other ropes are attached to horses (the horses should be the slowest the kingdom has) even though if the horses won't be able to rip off their lips they can just keep doing it over and over again and finally we can do your suggestion.
@BlackCinder Then make holes in their body and pour acid inside
@closetedtransgirl Don't forget to fill the wounds with flesh eating maggots while they're still alive.
You all need a therapist.
@Sylthix Unfortunately my therapist took a mental health day.
Dunno why tho.
@closetedtransgirl A therapist that needs a therapist, is there anything more ironic? 😂 I have a habit of throwing any medical doctor for a loop.... I wonder what a therapist would say if I told them “A cigar is just a cigar unless it’s a Cuban then it’s a Cuban cigar”? just a little thought....
Also just a thought don’t forget there’s also the “Taken” electro shock method of breaking the “heroes” and considering her lighting magic a nice little possibility.
@BlackCinder They Dare To Touch The Divine Fluff tail, Kill them all!!
@Sylthix Although I do agree... I do...but... ya know... sometimes its best to not notice the screams and continue your watch as if nothing happened.
@AhriCaster Execute order divine fluff
@Sylthix My therapist said "gotta nuke them from orbit, it's the only way" but wouldn't elaborate on what needed nuking... I think it means I should warm up the irons and oil the rack.
@BlackCinder Perfectly Said!!
@AhriCaster if I don't do things perfectly for the divine fluff I will not be able to touch it again
@BlackCinder I sense great wisdom in your words, you must be ~touched by fluff~!
@AhriCaster I do hope the great divine fluff will reward me
@BlackCinder As the voice of the Divine and Abyssal Fluff I bestow upon you: a cookie.
@BlackCinder Rejoice!! Your dedication has been noticed. You have been favoured by the Mighty Voice, May your path lead you to the Great Fluff.
@KaySenpai Same for mine and my therapist also needs a therapist because of me
@BlackCinder and make sure they do whats 1000 - 7
@Paytoechip Thank you divine fluff for gracing me with your presence
@AhriCaster I will not disappoint the divine fluff
I love how ruthless everyone in the comments are lmao
@BlackCinder no no no no first we cut off his d*ck slowly bit by bit and then we pour gasonline in the eyebalss while keeping them open and we put bullet ants on them And FINNALY we put flesh eating maggots in them then we do your method :)
@Hashira That's a wonderful idea
@BlackCinder Are you perchance kitsuna?
@spiteful if I was then I would have fluffy tail/tails and if they are not fluffy I will make them fluffy with the power of brush-san
@BlackCinder first off following the comment chain PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY DIVINE FLUFF second i have a torture method certified to make hell open satan and several others trauma center. Starting off you stab with needles the skin underneath the nails and toenails then rip them off and stab more then slowly chop up the fingers like those snowflakes along with the feet then chop them off rest for a day let the blood dry then if it is a man disarm him off his mighty Excalibur ruthlessly if a girl then cut off the breasts obviously using whatever mag I’ve possible to keep them alive then tie there arms and legs to bulls and forcefully de-limb them and then u use needles on the eyes then cut out the tongue then rip out all teeth then the vocal cords the hair and slice off ears cut off the nose stab out eyes shove a sword up there ass literally for good measure then repeat the process indefinitely constantly fixing them back up and always add in more after a year or so so they can’t get numb to it I call it THE INFINTE DEPTHS OF THE SEVENTH HELLS ABYSS THAT MADE SATAN sh*t HIS PANT AND CRY LIKE A BABY
@Mr.GrimDeathReaper It's a shame that they would probably die by then or be mentally broken and if their broken then we wouldn't get to hear their glorious screams for when they beg us to kill them
PRAISE THE DIVINE FLUFF!!
Just open portal and drop them to Cammoragh in wh40k, dark eldar city. After who knows how long unending agony - "happy" life as living furniture.
@BlackCinder no i invented a magic to keep them sane and alive, me being death ive had to deal with some people that just need a personal touch to things
@Mr.GrimDeathReaper Ah I thank you Mr. Death
@Indream Truuue
@BlackCinder torture came with the job description, unfortunately for both ends, i live forever, they get tortured till the end of that universe
@Mr.GrimDeathReaper I am sorry to hear that Mr. Death but you are the only person that can keep them alive so that they can endure more torture, I thank you for your services and the divine fluff thanks you as well.
@BlackCinder Well thank you… well I have more multiverses you end, bastards to torture, people to condemn, souls to judge. Many many things, I go now, maybe you’ll see me at the end but before I get there I will re-read this book, for a good novel written by a good person, Is coming to a close
@Mr.GrimDeathReaper You are unfortunately correct Mr. Death and I do hope I see you again
@BlackCinder personally I'm a fan of making them experience all the suffering they caused. the actual events if possible, or failing that just the memories of it, from everyone they hurt and killed.
@midori8751 No the things I do I had to get a permit from the big G for, and Sagan had to go to the trauma center
@midori8751 I am all for it