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The Accidental Pimp
The Accidental Pimp
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Quentin is a deeply depressed man, a hermit and anonymous celebrity who kills people to the sound of applause. Razia is a fast woman, perpetually on the run from the consequences of her actions. When a chance meeting brings the two of them together, life in Orchrisus becomes more bearable with someone to watch their backs. She gains a fierce protector and a reason to not burn bridges, he gains a companion and a reason to keep fighting. Soon, Quentin is dragged deep into an unfamiliar world of criminals, lowlifes, and weirdest of all: a social life.

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Crime Death Depictions of Cruelty Different Social Status Fantasy World Gangs Gladiators Helpful Protagonist Indecisive Protagonist Loner Protagonist Pragmatic Protagonist Prostitutes R-18 Slow Growth at Start Slow Romance
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    ATCkit
    Status: chp 43; for the boys

    I had the opportunity to read this story as its first volume was just finished being written over on Royal Road and I have to say I loved it. I'm truly disappointed that it never caught on but happy to say that I'm one of the first to find this hopefully soon to be not so hidden gem. 

    here's why you should give it a shot.

    The story is set in a fictitious version of a Greco-Roman controlled Egypt in a city called Orchrisus. It follows the life of Quentin an Albino man, moonkissed, they call him that is shunned by society, only being able to find work as the city's executioner in the colosseum. One day he happens to run into Razia a charismatic, Yet troublesome lady, she is working as an escort, to pay the bills, while practising her beliefs, and maybe she can have a little fun while she is at it,

    You see Razia believes in Dolas, the Pierced Heart the god/ess of love and pain, art and suffering and wants to become a priestess of his/her church that is why she came to Orchrisus. True believers in Dolas (at least according to the church of the Pierced Heart) believe it's their duty to help alleviate people's suffering and create happiness in the world.

    When Razia applied to become a priestess, she was denied because "she was too prideful", in actuality it's because she disagrees with the church doctrine believing that because part of the personification of Dolas is (free) love that a prest/ess duties should also extend to the s*xual needs of their parishioner.

    She believes in and practices these beliefs and tries to elevate/rehabilitate a person's state of mind through emotionally/physically connecting to them. She finds out about their troubles in life and helps them work through them emotionally and if it also s*xually helps them that way too. Whether the person is a senator or a disfigured man living in the slums she would do her best to try and let them vent their baggage on her for a while and achieve at least some momentary peace of mind.

    This is how she got interested in Quintin; she saw someone she knew needed help, he was suffering, an outcast from the society he lived in, and he became a very lonely depressed individual. She offered him friendship but ended up giving him her Companionship and a community he could call his own.

    Rizia introduces Quentin to her friend's group who are also ostracized because of their jobs. He ends up hanging out with, and looking out for them, because of events they end up relying on him for protection. But because he has a ton of money from his job, the money that is paid for "Pimping" actually goes into a security fund and is used to help the girls ie. it's used to help pay off the debt of one of the prostitutes, Samantha, so she won't be sold into slavery.

    While All this is happening, there are 3 intriguing subplots happening in the background that take turns injecting some action/drama into the story while the plot progresses for the other two (though there is enough energy even between these bursts to keep you engaged). The plots all come together at the end of vol 1 in a spectacular way.

    I personally love this story, it has a lot of great and well-developed characters, and a tightly knit plot all wrapped up in less than 600pages.

    I also love how this story shows how s*x work is real work and shows the troubles that people in the industry are exposed to ie. exploitation, assault, forced s*x work, outright s*x trafficking... it's not fully accurate but does a good job showing some of the bad sides.

    My favorite example of this in the story:

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    When Quintin killed a Gangsta that was trying to abduct Razia, the local guards ignore the testimonies of all the prostitutes saying they are "unreliable". They proceed to railroad Quintin directly into a death sentence without even going through the judicial system because he was moonkissed.

    This kind of thing really rings home for me and reminds me of a lot of real world examples of how the judicial system fails s*x workers and minorities ie. A man named Robert Pickton in 1997 attacked a s*x worker at his farm. Even though her injuries were severe and well recorded, the prosecutors had dropped the case because she was a heroin addict, and they "felt she wouldn't be a convincing witness". Turns out he was a serial killer and has confest to killing a total of 49 women, he specifically targeted prostitutes, drug addicts, and native women so when they went missing the police wouldn't come looking.

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    The three subplots mentioned above are:

    Spoiler

    A) The manager of the coliseum, Amicus, whom Quintin works for hates him* but can't fire him due to government oversight due to the nature of his work, so at the end of volume one he takes advantage of "circumstances (A.1) " to replace him.

    *Quintin rigs the execution fights to make money for the families of his victims. Not everyone that is executed deserves death and some are even innocent.

    A.1) Quintin is given the job of publicly executing a savant (mage) that was sent to assassinate the emperor. Amicus turns it into a "money making venture" an exhibition execution.

    B) There are three gangsters trying to abduct Razai and take her to a mob boss she had pissed off. It ends with 1 of them dead and one of them and Quntin sent to be executed in the special exhibition execution (Quentin gets out on appeal using his connection to the city's supreme arbiter Ohmar who he knows through work).

    C) When one of the prostitutes, Maria, whom Quintin and Razia are friends with is charged with theft *. She is sent to be executed in a special exhibition fight/execution. Quintin and Rizia spend a lot of energy trying to get her out, unfortunately, they fail.

    *She was LARPing her client's wife in her younger years and was given the wife's jewelry to use as props. When the wife walked in on this she pressured the husband to throw Maria under the bus.

    Convergions point. The exhibition execution is rigged by Quintin's boss to kill him. Ultimately Quintin wins but because he doesn't kill Maria it allows Amicus to send Cervenka a sadistic gladiator in and kill Maria while announcing that he is the new executioner.

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    SaucyHug
    Status: c26

    The writing is good and smooth. I just feel like the pacing is too slow and the emphasis on the thugs is too much. It feels like its just a description of a series of events instead of something that's building to a climax. Maybe that's too harsh. I'd read another novel from the author. I just don't think this story is my taste.

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