Don't expect too much from this abomination.... more>>

As the name of this fiction suggests, the title I go by in heaven is the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus. I work as a life counselor for trash waifus in case you were slow and didn't catch on.

If you have any suggestions or ideas for scenarios you want to get some really shitty life counseling for, feel free to leave them in the comments and I might make a chapter around the scenario. Really though, don't expect any legit advice. It'll all be awful. Do not follow any suggestions given by this irresponsible god.

Please be advised, author takes no responsibility if someone decides to follow the shit-tier advice of the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus.

If this isn't your cup of tea, feel free to check out my more tame stories. They cover various different genres such as Action, Adventure, Comedy, Isekai, LitRPG, Mystery, Psychological Horror, Romance, Satire, Slice of Life, Supernatural, and Wuxia.
https://www.amazon.com/Kira-Minoru/e/B07VS3Y18W <<less

"Welcome Traveler."
It was what Soren first heard when he met an impossibly strange man in a horrendously strange world, where fantasy became reality. Now, stranded in the unknown world, Soren must make use of the discovery that strength is all that matters in this world, and try to get himself back home--That is, If he's able to find his way. But there is always more behind the veil of uncertainty, and Soren must be deathly sure of the decisions he makes. After all, curiosity can kill more than just cats.... more>>

[Author: This is the first story I have ever written so have mercy on me. Bear with me please if I make any mistakes. I welcome all sorts of criticism as it will help me improve. Hope you guys like it.]

PS: This story will contain explicit sexual content and profanities. The Mc is not a good guy in this story so don’t expect a nice Mc who will help others regardless of his well-being. In fact, he'll be a straight up villain type later on.

P.P.S: The cover image is not owned by me. I used Adobe Spark to combine and edit some free images.

P.P.P.S: Also posting on Webnovel, Moonquill, Royalroad, and Wattpad. [Mainly on Royalroad though.]

Edit: I thought I should add this in here because it seems to be a problem for many people--My inspirations came from mainly chinese webnovels, so my writing style resembled that a lot at start. I just wanted to leave a note here for people who don't like such stuff. I've already improved a lot and changed my style in recent chs, so hope you guys give it a try before dropping prematurely if that's your reason. Furthermore, I will also be editing all the early chs in the near future to make the quality similar to the recent chs.

Current Schedule: 1 ch / week [On Saturdays]. [Will be increasing the release rate once I'm comfortable with this speed]. <<less

Synopsis:
Yosh! My name's Hori Kaede. I'm one of those ordinary students who's on the same class with the harem protagonists, like Kazuto Hiro. And being surrounding by his harem every single day gets really irritating, I too seek fun and desire after all.
But despite this, I have online friends that are Gods, that's right, real Gods. I stumbled upon this group a few years ago, and given an option, my life changed drastically.
I love nothing more than solving a good mystery, and it seems like Hiro and his harem is full of it!
my adventures as the mysterious side character in this world full of magic, groups, deities, villains, patrons, heros, and... more>> most importantly, dangers and mysteries!

And of course ancient gods in chat rooms.

[This cover was picked from Google after numerous searches and was edited here to be a an model cover, Note I'm not claiming any anime images that was shown, the two anime pic above was edited into black and white, the original artist remain unknown, otherwise I'll add credit for the wonderful art, pics and edit was done by me using photo editor software, Don't judge me using google translate to create Japanese text.]
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UwU, let's upvote this! Wait...this is not reddit

This novel was only found on scribble. <<less

Volume 1: Nowhere Academy
Majtán Belinda was an ordinary university student. After a year saving, she finally bought the most popular game in the Interstellar... more>> Alliance, the Live in a Fantasy! But before she had the chance to try it out, she lost consciousness and woke up in a completely different world...
After some twists and turns, Belinda started her new life as a 10 years old kid, who became a student in the immortal's academy.
(The day's length different, see grossary.) <<less

Aura Thompson, one of the most unknown experts in the DMMORPG known as Ascendance, dies of old age, only to find that his final wish has been granted and that he can start again on his path to immortality through the fantasy game he loves.... more>>

Read as Aura uses his knowledge of mankind's second world to chase after his dream.

He knows all the secrets that players uncovered over the 132 years he played the game: quests, classes, skills, hidden treasures, lore, and all sorts of things that could tip the balance of the world in his favor.

How far will he go? <<less

A perfect, sleepy town is the perfect, sleepy home for all of its happy, sleepy inhabitants. all but one, who feels like something is off, a splinter in their mind. A chance encounter with a librarian of all people makes life a whole lot stranger, a whole lot more interesting, and a whole lot more intense. ... more>>

CWs:
- there's a pretty gory transformation sequence that happens exactly once and is over after that.
- if you're used to my work: this one is a bit more adult, exploring some proper sexuality and so on. it's an experiment so we'll see where it goes! <<less

A meagre sorceress is reincarnated after its original world stands annihilated for a crime the inhabitants didn’t know was unforgivable.
However, the powers that granted... more>> the second chance needed not a human. Thus what was once a human is now a monster- vermin and nothing more. With mere months for its lifespan, it struggles to survive.
Meanwhile, Kiran leaves his home to defy mediocrity. Named after the hope he represents, he seeks a [Class] so austere that hundreds fail in their search, yet before which even the Gods bow their heads in respect.
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Also known as A world of Monsters, the story follows a monster and humans in a system word with a Buddhist/Hindu philosophy. The System is especially influenced by this philosophy.
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Updates on Fridays and Mondays. Bonuses on Wednesdays.
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Warning!
Not for trauma survivors.
The human part of the story is a commentary on human nature.
You have been warned. <<less

When Luna predicted a bad end for her family, she did all she could to change their fate, only to lose her life in one of her attempts.
Without knowing if she has successfully prevented her family's downfall, a deep voice that she thought belonged to God suddenly asked her, "Do you want to live?"
Luna struggled to answer.... more>>

Through her several lifetimes across several worlds...
Will she find her will to live again?
Will she find love along the way?
Or will it all end up a tragedy the way her original life had ended? <<less

To live a quiet life away from high society, 14-year old Alex left home and created a new identity. She changed her name as well as her gender. ... more>>

The catch? She'd lose it all if anyone found out.

To prevent exposure, Alex stayed in the side lines and avoided unnecessary interactions. Her cold demeanor drove the other students away. They eventually learned to leave her alone. After that, it didn't take long for two years to pass by as she spent her days in blissful peace.

Her secluded life had kept her safe. 

Until…

That shattered when Logan Parker caught her with extensions in her hair, make-up on her face, heels on her feet and boobs in her dress.

Not one to give up, Alex needed to fool him.

But how?

How will she keep this web of lies afloat? Will her true identity stay as a secret? Or will her borrowed time be over? 

Take a peek and discover the biggest secret in this fiction world!

All Rights for the final cover belong to IG users, cailinmatthews and jjiyenn, for the exclusive use of the novel "Trust in Love."

> Credit for the cover's character art goes to IG user, jjiyenn.
> Font for the cover's text is from www.online-image-editor.com
> Image for the cover's background is from IbisPaint app

If you have a very kind soul and want to boost my Cai-ffeine spirit, you can go here:
https://ko-fi.com/cailinmatthews <<less

I, who should have a normal noble life after reincarnating, had accidentally change my fate due to my unique skill i had in my past life.... more>>

I was just a normal guy who lived an average and normal life, had a unique skill in being inconspicuous. It had cause me so much misery due to the fact i can't make any friends or i'm just bad at making friends.

When i got killed accidentally by someone off a truck, got into a faulty ambulance and had only died due to the doctors not noticing where i was, i was then reincarnated into a world where i live my life as a noble.

Turns out that the body i got was from a playboy noble who drinks, seduces women and all around just being a scummy guy who no one likes. The only thing i got was a pretty face which basically tells why women are into me even though i'm a scummy person.

Thinking that i can still recover from this, it turns out that i also brought back my unique skill with me as people could barely see me anymore.

Am i gonna repeat my last life again? <<less

Whether it be killing slimes, slaying goblins, or... betraying heroes, I personally couldn't care less. It's stale. So damn stale that I'll throw up if I see even one more of them.... more>>

Have you ever considered what it's like to be the guide NPC in a stupid VRMMORPG who does this with every run-of-the-mill rando hero that is "summoned" to your world? I can affirmatively say after one million heroes, I'm in hell.

Haaaah. In the beginning, it was fresh and exciting to go on a long adventure, but now, I'd rather just go to a bar and drink all my problems away.

Volume 1 Available on Amazon/Kindle Unlimited
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08K3TPKBN

If you enjoy psychological horror you might enjoy my other series on SH.
My Psychotic Ghost Girlfriend an Isekai Experiment Gone Wrong
https://www.scribblehub.com/series/171572/ <<less

Alina is a shut-in mage living a quiet life surrounded by books. One thing leads to another, and she is appointed as the new Court... more>> Mage of the Imperial Capital. She loves her new job, but the Prince has another plan. He won’t stop bothering her until she agrees to become his wife. <<less

The Year 4031, the human race has expanded to the furthest reaches of the universe itself but to this date no extra-terrestrial life has been discovered despite the ruins of many ancient civilizations being discovered across countless planets.... more>>

Haley is an undergraduate from the Lunuva Technical College, pressured by overwhelming debt and an arranged marriage and at the end of the rope tying him to the world of the living; a life changing encounter with a sphere of mysterious origins changes his life forever:

[001]

But all is not as it seems, can he truly place his trust in this machine or will it be the device that forces the universe around him to ruin...

- Also posting on Royal Road, Awaiting Confirmation ^. ^

-The Cover is not my own work but someone elses with some editing, please check out the original artist at https://www.artstation.com/artwork/zGxJ2 if you would like me to stop using the image please contact me by leaving a comment on my profile thanks - <<less

In the town, anyone knows about a certain [ solo player ] which they then talked about. Hiyuki was its name, a girl shrouded in mystery. as she goes down the road she mumbles to herself.
( should I remove these sparkling equipment? )
But unfortunately that was not the real reason why she gossiped, it was about her character which as to no avail, players cannot catch up to. Strong and Kind?, is the only thing they cannot imitate. ... more>>

‘’Amaya’’ or [ Hiyuki ] in game, has a white hair with purple eyes that pierces your soul and a small and slender body akin to that of a 4th grader . She defeated High-Leveled Bosses by herself , was recognized as one of the most powerful players in the game [ Alayas] , and so the rest of the story would be portrayed in the future.

this? idk title? just please give me ideas. it is based on japan though, honorifics and so on.
name?

Hiyuki has a lot meanings but,
"緋" is scarlet.　"雪" is snow.　i didn't picked the ''meaning'' but just go straight to understandable words. <<less

Death is inevitable though for some it comes earlier than others. After death our protagonist finds himself in the void facing the whispers from all sides giving him an interesting proposition. Though when he accepts their deal he found himself in a land of despair killing all those unprepared.... more>>

First attempt at creating a novel of any kind so corrections on grammar ,and the like are greatly appreciated. <<less

Sky Yun was abandoned by his family many years ago, leaving him on the cold streets of Shanghai.... more>>

He was then picked up by a old man that many consider a demon, but to Sky Yun was a father.

He was taught in the arts of combat including marksmanship and sword fighting.

After 10 years being contracted with the old man, at the age of 27 Sky Yun was received a mission to retrieve an artefact.

However, it was then found out that the artefact was a way for Sky Yun to lead a normal life.

How does Sky Yun lead a normal life?

Opening a coffee shop of course... <<less

In the deep dark abyss, a lone girl sitting comfortably on empty air while reading a book. Suddenly a bright magic circle appears under her. Apparently, she gets caught in the hero summoning ritual with three other people.... more>>

Generic cliche indeed, the demon king rise again and wanted to rule over the world. The empire so decided to borrow the power of god and do the hero summoning ritual with the ancient magic that passed down through many generations. They successfully summon four heroes from another world. But unbeknown to them (There is one impostor.. ahem), they just release the former goddess from her sealing place. A goddess that once destroy the countless world on a whim.

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NOTE:
This is my first time writing novels in English. well, not really.. more like first in a year or so (which is the top comment on my last attempt said "Learn English first" XD). I've done writing many novels in my first language, not so popular but have some loyal readers. So please bear with me if there some grammatical errors or poor choice of word. <<less

After many trials, Jin-Woo has finally found some semblance of hope in the form of a system that helps him get stronger.
Jin-woo tests his... more>> newfound resolve by challenging a dungeon. He clears it but finds himself in an unknown world.
Here, Pirates dominate the sea, The Marines preach their Absolute Justice and The Revolutionaries aim for a better world!
The world is fraught with dangers but are things more than what they seem?
What is the secret behind Jin-Woo's arrival to this unknown world?
What monsters are lurking in the dark?
And most importantly, What about Jin Woo's family that has been left behind?
Follow Jin Woo's struggles as he seeks a way home amidst this chaos filled sea!
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The first hints of spring bring with it the Corruption – an anomaly of strange sightings and missing corpses.... more>>

Shu Haize really isn’t interested, but what was supposed to be a short excursion to locate his only friend has led to something he never signed up for. He wants to escape its grasps – wherever it's confining him – so he’s walking, roaming, heading nowhere in particular but he’s moving, letting loose in the adrenaline of battle.

There’s a cemetery of stars tonight. Shu has never had any affinity to stargazing so when he looks up, he’s hollow and lost in its immensity. Then he’s finding companions, all of them unfamiliar, and one in the form of raven hair and amused amber eyes.

“Hello?” His lips curve. “What a coincidence.” <<less

A young man with severe, crippling social anxiety meets a mad scientist with a humanoid cat and a load of secrets. Soon granted a Midas-like touch that converts others into catgirls, he must face the consequences of expressing himself and transforming those around him, to discover what holds him back from true happiness.... more>>

This nyaaaaa-filled romp features several people who volunteered to be transformed in a story. <<less

By a mysterious accident, or maybe divine intervention, a stray cat possessed and transformed the dead body of the boy who saved her. Now she sets out to bring justice to the gang of fellow students that murdered her late savior.... more>>

Written by MrSimple
Edited by Trismegistus Shandy <<less

If you are asking me, why am I laughing like crazy even though I'm being chased and my family and tribe are trying to kill me?... more>>

The answer is simple, I’m happy because I have reincarnated in a fantasy world.

If you are asking me, how can I be happy even though I have reincarnated as a demon and to top it off, a cursed demon?

The answer is also simple, who cares what I have reincarnated into. It is a fantasy world, dude.

After waiting for forty years, finally, my wish became reality and I found myself in a new world, of course, I will be happy.

[WARNING]: This story may contain:
graphic scenes of violence
strong language

Please consider supporting me by buying me a coffee at: https://ko-fi.com/blackyrose

The original photo which is used for the cover is not mine. <<less

Fang Zheng was a person who valued money alot but after reincarnating into the world of Cultivation, he has found a new desire "Cultivation" and he promised to become the strongest.
*Ding Ding
[{You have activated The Strongest Money System}]... more>>

Authors note:
I will be uploading a new chapter every sat,sunday.
Thanks for reading. <<less

Fena can’t die. To most, this might be considered a blessing. To others, a curse. Fena doesn’t really care what other people call it: for her, it’s reality. She’s content to keep her head down while working for the Mercenary Guild, but a new contract arrives that threatens to drag her back to a past she wants nothing to do with. Haunted by her own thoughts and a crow that never seems to shut up, Fena is caught between confronting her past and preventing it from ever happening again. ... more>>

Indigo is alone. Her adopted mother is gone, and the witch that never gets her pronouns right is currently the most popular researcher at the Royal Academy. Worse still, she suddenly finds herself with shoes to fill that are so enormous they’re more like a swimming pool, while that same witch flaunts a research project that could get them all killed. With the expectations of her entire sect weighing on her like a lead weight, will Indigo sink or swim? Can she stop the White Witch’s project before it’s too late? Or will the twisted politics of the Royal Academy prove too much?

This is my first published story, so hopefully it goes well! I welcome constructive criticism, and I'd love to hear your thoughts and theories about where the story is headed!

WARNINGS:
This story contains references to depression, anxiety, panic attacks, self-harm, sexual abuse and manipulation. I WILL mark trigger warnings on the chapters that contain such content, but read at your own risk. Additionally there will be plenty of violence and gore but I promise to put it to good use.

This series is also published on RoyalRoad under the same name. Cover art by me. <<less

New Chapter every day!... more>>

The Legion Consortia Galacium was the greatest civilization that ever existed. It stretched across the galaxy, made up of more than ten thousand distinct human cultures with over two hundred thousand inhabited worlds.

Millenia in age it was connected through a system of extra-spacial conduits called The Mirror Maze. It was said that one could walk from one side of the galaxy to the other in less than a hundred steps. It was a marvel of technology, art and peace. Until The Macros came, and in a blink of an eye it was destroyed.

The Macros are beings of pure motivated Trinary code. They broke out of The Mirror Maze nearly instantaneously across the Consortia, inhabiting and taking control of the technologies from the most advanced worlds to the least. With no defenses capable of stopping them, they spread throughout the galaxy, destroying interstellar culture after culture.

Far from the center of galactic civilization, The Palmyr Century was isolated enough to get advanced word of The Macro invasion. The Palmyr was able to close it’s Mirror Maze gateways to the rest of the Consortia and walled off i’s populated worlds from the threat of The Macros. For more than two hundred and fifty years this protection stood, until it was breached by Althea Ram.

Althea Ram, born on the planet Emerald in Palmyr Century was Trinary coding prodigy. This skill lead her to be recruited by a group, the ZAT, an organization engaged in illegal research into Macro code. When found out, the ZAT was eliminated on orders of The First Centurion. Althea escaped with her newly created AI, Dorian.

A fugitive, she found herself betrayed time and time again. Ultimately she joined a group organized by the Rian telepath Shirae Valerian. Shirae made a deal with Althea for her own reasons and provided her with a Mirror Port which would allow her to reach the Lost Worlds outside The Palmyr. While she is driven to discover the secrets of The Macros, Althea is still drawn back to The Palmyr by the unfinished business that has defined her.

The Promethead is her story. And inside the Undeniable Labyrinth is where the journey begins... <<less