Ken Gold, a young man from the small town of Greenwood, was living a smooth and fulfilling life. In one week, he will marry his childhood sweetheart, take over the Blacksmith Shop he has apprenticed in since young, and also turn 18. Life was perfect for this well loved young man...... more>>

Well, until the Orc War-Band came along...

At Ken's darkest moment, a System saved his life, blessed him, then left him all alone with no one, and a broken heart. This is a story of a man who will change the fates of many, and even reach the peak of mortality. So come along and see what will happen.

[The concept is based and blended of many versions of the 1st through 3rd D&D, and 1st edition Pathfinder game, but in my own world. This is not a LitRPG numbers-story. I own nothing from pictures to game elements taken from the named sources. Everything else is me. This is also a continuation of the linked series. But is a stand alone as well.] <<less

Isaac was a simple man living a peaceful life. He'd lost his parents when he was young, but the village took care of him and raised him as their own. So he was as content as a human being can be. But a fateful encounter with the White Queen and the Sovereign Empire had changed the course of his life in a more drastic way than he expected. He'd been forcefully appointed as a King Candidate and now his first day on the job, he is now going on a quest that's very much likely to kill him. But hey, at least he gets the chance to ride a giant lizard.... more>>

Mild language. <<less

A profound dark comedy, manifesting on top of a female sexual fantasy with a certain twist. A straightforward approach, which leaves little to the imagination...... more>>

The basis of a good comedy is often and quite surprisingly, hidden in the fact, that the tale must be taken overly seriously.

A comedy based around a man reincarnated into the Lord of the Rings world. It is a dark sarcastic tale, filled with lighthearted moments and dark humor. Spiced up with quite a lot of erotical content, some of which a few might consider of particularly heavy taste. Be warned, because of that reason the story was created with a strictly adult readerbase in mind. That means 18+.

Short description:

A man died, and met with a strange being on the other side. One that offered him an interesting choice. He could ask the being to create his body and talents, anything he wanted about his future life, in a world of his choice. He could ask the strange being to make it all real.

However for every single wish the otherworldly being will choose something for him too.

Something that he will have to accept, and live with, and that choice will have a similar weight as the powers, or abilities he chooses for himself.

Let us follow the wanderings of our nameless hero. Will he fall in the line of the ring bearers, or will he perish in the dire land of Middle-earth. Or perhaps his adventure might turn out in an entirely unexpected way? <<less

Cyrene desperately needed friends, the elf maiden and the Orc needed friends......with benefits.... more>>

Intelligent, elegant and hailed as a prodigy since childhood, Cyrene shuns social engagements. Between her responsibilities at the Mages Collective, teaching at the academy and her own transition, romance is the last thing to occupy her mind, and certainly never with the likes of a prissy High-elf and a stubborn Orc.

Antilorwe, the High-elf, starting from humble origins, has amassed enough wealth to gain herself a place in the city council, to own lavish manors and country estates to her name while hiding a scandalous secret. So when she offered to entertain the innocent Mage and the Orc High-Lady for a weekend to discuss ongoing council affairs, negotiation was not the only thing she had in mind.

Urganza, the recent Overlord of the orcs, is under pressure -- to take a consort, whether her heart wills it or not. She would rather not, for deep within the battle-hardened Lady beats a fragile heart, still healing from the rejection of the androgynous mage she loved -- one she could not simply forget -- except when staring at the raven-haired beauty before her. For her might have set butterflies fluttering in her tummy, but the girl simply took her breath away.

All three, bound to each other by fate or alcohol-aided bad choices, while shadowy forces conspire against them. Will they forge an unbreakable bond, or is it too far late even to try?

=========Author Remarks==============

What the story has:
* Copious amounts of sex.
* A polyamourous FFF couple.
* Fairly long chapters, (approx 3-4k words each)
* slow progression with emotional pacing.

What the story will not have:
* No power levelling or OP protags.
* No lewd hand-holding or head pats (slightly more mature that way)

=====Release Info=======
Release on tuesdays and Fridays usually.

Additional Info:
All three characters are from my other story and even though there might be the occasional references to events and characters, they play a minor significant role in plot advancement. The story in its present form can be enjoyed without reading my other story. <<less

Our poor half-elven protagonist had an arranged marriage sprung on him out of the blue by his mother. Not only did she effectively sell him... more>> for the dowry, but she’s handed him over to marry one of the daughters of the orc she used to adventure with. At least our protagonist has thought up a last minute plan to get out of it. They won’t want him if he can convince them he’s a girl, right? <<less

Illyxa (a goblin) and her cousin Gragya (a gorc - goblin/orc) are two adventurers hoping to make a quick buck. Their latest mission involves helping... more>> a pair of elves get to the other end of the continent. The pay is good, but there’s a lot of secrets going on. The plan also start going sideways very quickly as a war breaks out.
Maybe they should ask for a raise… <<less

Niklaus is a typical orc in an untypical age. Although he has a wife, twin sons, and an office job, his blood longs for the... more>> ancient ways. For bloodshed and the glory of battle. As the petty frustrations and humiliations of modern life mount, Nik is on track for an explosive eruption when old ways meet new. <<less

A boy is transported to another world...... more>>

Previously known as The Reality of Another World. <<less

Tad, a goblin, couldn't expect more from life than the honor of toiling among the gears and cranks of the Machines Works in service of his Dread Lord. It seemed enough for his elderly boss, Glum. After Tad pulls the pair into a drunken brawl between orcs, including the rebellious Hohza, they wind up serving their Dread Lord in ways much more adventuresome, and dangerous, than a goblin of the Machines Works should expect! If Tad survives, he'll get to experience a world wider than even he ever imagined ... and that might be more than many out there can handle!... more>>

This book is complete. <<less

Everybody knows that orcs and adventurers don't mix. Adventurers kill orcs, in fact, in endless hordes as part of their quests, in exchange for bounties posted by the Empire. Dzošajan knows this. But she also knows that she has one goal in life: to become the greatest alchemist in the world, and she'll do anything to accomplish that. That alchemy is her best shot at changing her body to something she's happy with is just a fortunate coincidence. So when a caravan of alchemists arrives at her tiny orc village, Dzošajan jumps at the opportunity, and ends up becoming apprenticed to one of them. It's only later that she learns that this particular alchemist doesn't... more>> live in some ancient tower or dungeon; he owns a potion shop in town, and his primary clientele are, of course, adventurers. This could get complicated.

Cover created using Heroforge, edited with the gracious assistance of blake1 and KatietheAngelWitch, both on scribblehub. <<less

A young woman is stranded; fortunately she is found, unfortunately it is by an orc.

The story has now been moved to Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B098PLR27F... more>>

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Author's Word:

This story is not a comedy. Now, don't get me wrong, my dear reader; it is funny. Hell, it has even been called downright hilarious by a couple of readers that may or may not have been my mother. But in essence, it is not purely comedy, in the same way that it is not purely tragedy. The Crab Fighter is just an intense story. Sometimes you will laugh like a ticklish hyena and sometimes you will cry as if you're reading this on onion paper. Your blood will boil, you will feel sympathy, pity, and passion, and that's all part of the deal. If you're into that, read ahead.

Now, I know what you're thinking. These are rather bold claims. Can I truly support them?

Oh, my dear reader. I most certainly can. Welcome aboard.

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Synopsis:

A man wakes up in an unknown, fantastical world with blue screens, levels, classes, and absolutely no idea of who he is. Did I mention giant crabs? Worst of all, a series of unfortunate circumstances lead to him adopting an... uncomfortable... name.

In his struggle to survive, he will fight his way through crab dens, forests, towns, and sewers. He will befriend barbaric orcs and smug outcasts, sneakily sneak into the enemy's heart of operations, fight against monsters and stand for what is right. Besides, if he just so happens to amusingly and quite epically turn the world on its head while doing so... Eh, it happens.

But all that is only provided he survives his first day in the world of Peras. Will he live and thrive, enjoying an epic lifetime of razor-sharp adventure and manly brotherhood? Or will he be turned into crab food on the very first day of his existence?

And what's a modern-day sailor doing there?!

Join our unfortunately named friend and find out... Adventure's waiting!

~Reject humanity, return to crab~

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Meta-sypnosis:

A high-fantasy LitRPG adventure, focusing a bit more on the 'Lit' and less on the 'RPG' for later chapters. We mainly follow the MC's adventures, but significant emphasis is also given to a small, sometimes rotating cast of other characters. While the story's main genre is definitely an adventure, the theme is dynamic, with different chapters ranging from epic, to wholesome, to hilarious, to dark and action-packed.

Updates are weekly, 06:00 GMT every Sunday. This story is also posted on RoyalRoad.

Please give me feedback, friends, and enjoy! Or, you know... don't. Your call.

Why are you still reading this? I'm running out of words! Just go read the first chapter, goddamnit. <<less

Ellori Farrowghast recently graduated from the Witch's Academy and assigned to safeguard the young Kingdom of Parthun. Its inhabitants have been under constant attack by demi-humans living in the Weeping Expanse's vast forests. Centaurs, goblins, orcs, and other creatures are kidnapping women with increasing frequency.... more>>

Little does Ellori know, her encounters with the forest's denizens will be a lot more intimate than expected. As she and her feline familiar, Rio, delve deeper to ascertain why these lust-driven attacks are happening, ancient magic and secrets long buried unearth themselves to reveal a much darker force at play.

First Volume of the missing chapters is available through Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08WK928L5?

Art by Yumeko Sakino

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A short side story of my book, Unlimited Anime, telling us the story of Caeth and his group of hunters.