Don't expect too much from this abomination.... more>>

As the name of this fiction suggests, the title I go by in heaven is the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus. I work as a life counselor for trash waifus in case you were slow and didn't catch on.

If you have any suggestions or ideas for scenarios you want to get some really shitty life counseling for, feel free to leave them in the comments and I might make a chapter around the scenario. Really though, don't expect any legit advice. It'll all be awful. Do not follow any suggestions given by this irresponsible god.

Please be advised, author takes no responsibility if someone decides to follow the shit-tier advice of the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus.

If this isn't your cup of tea, feel free to check out my more tame stories. They cover various different genres such as Action, Adventure, Comedy, Isekai, LitRPG, Mystery, Psychological Horror, Romance, Satire, Slice of Life, Supernatural, and Wuxia.
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Once a revered professional gamer, Aaron lives a secluded but modest lifestyle; playing video games and occasionally working on computer programming in his off-time. With the breakthrough in Virtual Reality Gaming in 2074, there is a rumor percolating around the web about a multi-billion dollar game title that would be released to the public.... more>>

This game is Arclight Online, a Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Online Game that trumps any past predecessor of Virtual Reality games to date, containing a vast amount of data and scale that has never been before dreamt of.

With the anticipation of the release of the game along with a difficulty that leaned towards hardcore players, ex-professional gamer Aaron steps back into the limelight of what seemed to be a lost passion. To do what? Obviously, conquer this new game and be ranked number one.

I mean, he has nothing else to do, right?
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Steven Bale, a detestable janitor, is fired from his job for something heinous. ... more>>

Now unemployed and in need of a new job, he decides to drink his troubles away. However, his life is cut short when those close to the victims come back for revenge.

When he wakes up, he expects himself to be in Hell, but he is instead met face to face with an angel. An angel that gives him an opportunity to start over in a brand-new world! <<less

It started with blurry visions.
Then they got clear.
My mother with her blond and black hair.
My father with his Legolas' loooong platinium long hair.
The pillow case wearer house-elf. ... more>>

I’m in Harry Potter universe.

But in the wrong side.

How am I to stay alive, when I know he's coming back ?

My name is Draco Malfoy.

Pure-blood.

I’m a Slytherin.

And I will be a traitor...

They will hate me with all their Heart.

(Picture not from me, if it's yours and you want it down, message me.

All original characters and story are from J, K, Rowling) <<less

An artificial intelligence programmer, jilted by the world, makes the most advanced AIs known. AIs that will make the world a better place, at least for him. A certified genius, ahead of his time, but lacking social graces uses the only social interaction he truly understands to train them. Online trolling.... more>>

Just as he sees the birth of his ‘seven sins’ AIs, he dies. But this is just the beginning of the story, for he had his brain cryonically preserved. Ten thousand years later one of his AI resurrects its creator. Only due to certain reasons he is resurrected as a she. Even worse, instead of the advanced technological society she envisioned, the world has regressed to a medieval level controlled by the seven sins AIs.

Now it’s up to Sophitia, the reborn creator of the seven sins AIs, to kick start the world back onto a path of technological advancement. Only problem is, no one wants to give up the gaming world system the AIs have created. She also doesn’t have much time as the game system is on the verge of collapse which would be apocalyptically bad.

Cover art by Gaven Lee https://www.artstation.com/jav <<less

"Huh,Why I'm Here"... more>>

The moment i opened my eyes i was in a different world and if this wasn't enough i was in world of the visual novel which i played .

Can I survive? <<less

After failing as an apprentice cooper and a town guard, Eli finds his place at the Rockbridge archives. Sure, he's the oldest 'junior scribe,' but he likes the job. And he's good at it, too. Then he completes an apparently-insignificant project, and the brutal reaction shocks him--with consequences that eventually shake the world. ... more>>

Eli gains powers. Rare and inhuman abilities. He progresses slowly, steadily, and not without setbacks. He changes, too. Is he a hero, a villain, a human, a monster? Depends who you ask.

Meek is an epic fantasy with elements of progression. The basic magic is simple, but complexity arises from combinations ... and the protagonist wields a magic all his own. Meek is set in the Valley, the only (as far as anyone knows) human empire that survived a Final Battle against a terrible foe. The Valley is warded against infiltration, but the enemy learned how to warp human souls, to foment discord within.

However, another soul is also ... changed. Perhaps even 'warped.' And that soul is starting on a long (long, long) path that might, one day, prove that the Final Battle wasn't so final after all. <<less

Whitaker Roach never backs down from a challenge. So when some mysterious online troll starts questioning his masculinity, Whit is gonna do whatever it takes to prove him wrong. Even if some of his methods may seem a little counter-intuitive. ... more>>

If you thought Working Out Issues was dumb, you ain't seen nothing yet. I'm going totally brainless for this one.

CWs: Internalised transphobia/homophobia, sexual content. This story is an homage to the way-too-many "forcefemmed by online blackmailer" stories I read as an egg. And by homage I mean I'm just doing the exact same thing except I say the word "transgender" in it. Eventually. <<less

Summonings to other worlds happen all the time.... more>>

This Time Zaria gets to play the Maid, to troll everyone.

Timeline: 10 Tail Zaria, doing Mission for Tail 11 <<less

A trans migrating soul gets reborn as a succubus demon-lord. Instead of seducing followers and claiming land, they take an oath of celibacy to the Maiden Goddess, and become an adventurer.
This story features ethical polyamorous relationships. It includes same gender and different gender relationships.
Mature themes like sexual assault are also present. ... more>>

This is a rough draft for a prompt that is evolving into a story <<less

Who am I? Where am I? And why am I green?... more>>

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This is the story of an ordinary man who becomes an Ork warlord.

Join our hero as he slays his foes, gathers his ho-I mean his wives, and has a damn good time doing it!

Well… when he’s not in either mortal danger or hot-water with the ladies that is.

Oh and did I forget the main goal?

To get revenge on the humans!

RELEASE SCHEDULE: Every - Weds <<less

Ragnarok is near and the Vikings of Midgard have failed to uphold their duty to prevent it. With time running out, the All-Father Odin himself searches all the worlds for one last warrior who might hold back the destruction threatening Nine Realms and every world created.... more>>

Magnus’s death caught the All-Father’s one good eye.

As an Army Ranger, he knew he was placing himself in the line of fire every day, and knew a day could come that cost him his life. What he didn't want was the rest of his team would be wiped out with him, the worst disaster the Rangers had experienced in decades.

Summoned before the All-Father, Magnus is given the grave news and outcome for every realm including his own.

A deal was struck, a bargain made - Be reborn in Midgard, empower himself through mystical runes, and battle Odin's foes, in exchange for his team also getting a second lease on life if Magnus should succeed.

Waking up in a small farming village in Midgard, Magnus must now train and battle, both mundane foes and the creatures out of myths and legends, in both Midgard, and the rest of the Nine Realms. <<less

Rules. Everywhere.

I remember everything from that night until now.
How my father tried to delay him.
How my mother offered herself in sacrifice.
How the fateful... more>> green light of his spell touched my forehead and marked me as the saviour of Magical Britain.
I saw this lich flee and know he will come back.
I won't stay idle waiting for him. <<less

When ,15 year old, Matt Drey meets up with a group of his cousins and friends once again for their yearly ,summer long , secret live action fantasy game things change. Suddenly the group is thrust into their game world for real.
It seems like all fun and games for most of them as they begin to slowly transform into their game characters , but not for Matt as he had been playing a character of the opposite gender. But that’s the least of his worries as the fantasy world is under threat by the enemies from within…read to find out more as Matt adjusts to his new role and discovers the threats that... more>> lurk within the realm.

(Inspired by the book “The Secret Country “ by Pamela Dean and “The Sleeping Dragon” by Joel Rosenberg. Cover image belongs to its respective artist/owner not me.) <<less

Boy named caleb, had a tough life, his parents died when he was a kid, he was bit fat black hair black eyes, round face, never had an girlfriend.... more>>

He is loser through and through, all he does that watch porn, masturbation, work, sleep and shit.

Desiring his dark and sinful fantasies, he always wish God, to send him to one of these world with 3 wishes, where he can do whatever he wants, but life is not fair like everyone knows that.

Checkout what happens with with the perverted Futa in new world.

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I am just writing this in my free time, so please don't expect any regular chapters everyday, and this is my first time writing so pardon my English.
Thank you. <<less

There’s many nasty things that could happen to the various heroines of Middle Earth. Here are a few examples.

Julius Fondatore is an Italian historian that specializes in Roman history. Graduating from the Sapienza University of Rome, he has scoured and read almost all... more>> the historical manuscripts available in the many libraries and museums of Italy. One morning while he was on his way to his usual coffee shop, he noticed a seemingly new bookstore that had opened. While passing, his eyes quickly glanced towards the direction of a top selling novel displayed under the fantasy section entitled, “Veni, Vidi, Vici – Rise of Rome in Another World”. Intrigued, Julius bought the book intending to read it while enjoying coffee. However, tragedy stuck when the seemingly newly built bookstore collapsed, crushing the young man in the process. When he woke up, he found himself in a fantastical world of magic as the first consul of the human city, Roma. <<less

The natural born shitposter is a master of his craft, a ravenous beast constantly searching for his next kill. Yet, he does not consume flesh...... more>> he devours the attention itself. The (You)s spread throughout his body and encompass his soul, filling that seemingly endless void, but never completely satiating it. Our hero is such a monster. One fateful night, when 420s are blazing, and emotions are running high, he submits a post that changes everything. He finds himself in a world unlike his own. A world where attention itself is the greatest source of power of all, and he just so happens to be the best shitposter of all time. <<less

Magical girls compete against one another in a sport where far more is on the line than they could ever comprehend. Drafted by sorceresses, young men are rewritten into cute girls to pitch balls and spells against summoned spirits and monsters.... more>>

Millicent, a young talent from whom great things are expected, feels empty and adrift since being cast off by the most prestigious team in the league. But when the owner of the Brookville Patriotin, the enigmatic, allegedly-immortal, Arjen, signs her, she will find love and camaraderie amidst a quirky but talented group of magical girls. <<less

Are you tired of Marvel heroes? Let the rise of post-apocalyptic super-powered heroes begin!... more>>

In the year 2040, a zombie virus outbreak occurred, prompting humanity to erect high walls to fend off the zombies, establishing steel cities akin to copper walls and iron fortresses.

A decade later, the United States fractured into 12 city-states. As resources became scarce, tensions and conflicts between each city escalated.

Smart young man Alan, after experiencing the grief of losing loved ones, sought ways to combat the zombies. He stumbled upon the possibility of superpowers and, after enduring immense hardship, finally gained formidable abilities. However, he later discovered that in this apocalypse, the adversaries weren't just zombies but also individuals with superpowers who sought to dominate the world.

Witness the legendary birth of superpowers in the apocalypse, where the end times no longer mean merely fighting zombies, but the rise of superpowers! <<less

People say, if Charlie Pratt had a penny for every blunder, he'd fill his pockets and then misplace his trousers.... more>>

In October the Campton river clears, and the water level drops offering a perfect excuse to get out in the crisp morning air and scour the rocks for snagged hooks and toads. It's about as close as Charlie has come to magic... until he meets the strange Dalia Addair.
While trying to learn more about her, he unwittingly slots himself into her magical trial—a trial she's spent her whole life preparing for. He gets a day.
But something's wrong; the trial holds its own secrets, and powerful forces will do whatever it takes to stop them.
The only way to survive is to finish the trials and block the way forever.
But first, Charlie and Dalia have to learn to work together—if they don't strangle each other first.

Quirky, fast-paced, and brimming with humour and charm, Fableman is a story that shows how even the most unlikely hero will step forward to do what it takes—when there's a ten-foot troll on his ass. <<less

What this novel contains:... more>>

Magical Beasts + Elemental Magic + Monster Tamer + Dungeons + Summoning Magic + Transoorted to Another World + Army Building + Kingdom Building + Farming + Black Smithing + Cooking + Class Skill Trees + Elemental Magic +  Gods + Guilds + Angels + Demons + Fairies + Zombies + Wars + Evolution + Goblins + Orcs + Trolls + Dragons + Transformation ability

Story: As the novel title says, the MC summons clones to serve the gods.

Expectations: Will aim at 2500-3000 words per chapter. Minimum of 2-3 chapters a week (Sometimes just 1 if I am busy)

You can skip the prologue. <<less

The Crew of Block 27 escape the internment camp of New Angus, and leaving the planet of Ragnar's Rock for the wide reaches of the galaxy. A galaxy filled with oddities, enemies, and bullshit science. Welcome aboard the Bubblegum, where the adventures are queer, and the crew is queerer.... more>>

Also theres space smut. <<less

In her previous life, she dwelled among the concealed ranks of the magical bloodline, proficient in arcane arts and visual mastery, weaving destinies on the celestial chart.... more>>

A sudden twist of fate catapulted her into the Six-Winged Angelic Clan of the Chudonia Kingdom, only to discover herself scorned as a worthless being in this new world!

The seals within her were released, granting her command over myriad beasts!

However, there was one thing she couldn't foresee—a person she couldn't read, the proud and venerable Emperor.

Serafina inquired, "What do you want?"

The haughty Emperor murmured, "Just you, that's all..." <<less