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My Pick Up Artist System
My Pick Up Artist System
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"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head, a system that said, [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with debauchery and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

Additional Tags: Funny, modern, hentai, dungeons, martial arts, wuxia, school life, action, cultivation, romance, drama.

If you'd like to support the novel and author, you can donate a coffee! - https://ko-fi.com/mpuas

At least 1 new chapter will be posted every day.

Warning: It's not recommended to eat or drink while reading this as many readers have commented on spitting things out from laughter. I, the author, am not immune, and have also stepped on such landmines of my own placement when editing.

A big thank you for the cover character to https://www.deviantart.com/kirayamato74 and https://www.deviantart.com/gigamessy

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      New XxX
      Status: meh at best
      Oct 21, 2020

      Meh, all I can say is it's meh at best.

      Current chapter 76

      The MC is still a pathetic loser. Like for real its been like 75+ chapter and he is still a whiny bitch.
      This MC is so lame I'm sure if anyone except the MC had the system the story would have had progression allot faster.
      He even gave away system items just because a random stranger asked and he did not have the balls to say no. That's right he gave away system items because he did not have the balls to say NO.

      He also gets walked over all the time you might as well call him Door-Mat-kun.

      The story consists of:

      - sh*tty monologue 15%
      - Same sh*tty repeated joke 15%
      - System text / achievements 15%
      - Good jokes 5%
      - Cock tease 10%
      - Beta MC whining about his situation 10%
      - MC doing retarded stuff 25%
      - Actual progression 5%

      So MC needs to get laid in 30 day's or he will die. And now there are still 3 days remaining and guess what hes still has his v card.
      The author is just stretching it out for no reason till the last day.
      In stead we get the same joke over and over and over and over and over and over.
      Like it was fun the first few times but common move on already.

      Now we are also starting to see some "paranormal" stuff. Basic CN novel tropes.
      But the real problem is MC he can't hold a f**king conversation because the author needs to insert a sh*tty joke that is basically a copy of the joke before that one.
      So we get and MC that is AWKWARD AF.

      Author also likes to tease his readers by saying it won't take long then it takes 50+ chapters....

      All in all its kinda fun to read but if I was you I would wait to read it till it has more chapters because for now MC is still the same loser.

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      New Haruuuuu
      Status: c64
      Oct 12, 2020

      Its really good. The jokes makes me crack up. The story does not feel force the story flows smooth

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      Harem-Fan
      Status: 42: the positives of obliteration
      Sep 22, 2020

      We got in one corner a great cast of heroins that do not spreed there legs for just anyone. And in the other corner we got a clueless virgin trying to navigat the streets of NY city, trying to stay alive! Now read the story of a transforming butterfly as he builds the best modern harem in the world!

      Disclaimer: Do not drink any beverage when the MC goes into the bathroom stall for the first time!!! You have been warned!

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      Sinpathy
      Status: 26: motivating a woman with words
      Sep 17, 2020

      Comedy disguised in the form of a pick-up tutorial. Albeit, the mileage of these jokes that border on being self-aware may vary from person to person. Recommended if you enjoy a light-hearted read with steady character growth.

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      Deathray11
      Status: c2
      Sep 14, 2020

      Great start. System, comedy, modern, harem, and the author is clearly an experienced writer. Grammar is great... really looking forward to this!

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      Cheetachaser
      Status: 9/21
      Sep 21, 2020

      Entertaining, mostly accurate, with a heavy dose of humor.

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      dikingus2
      Status: c9
      Sep 15, 2020

      Whoa dude...I expected like a typical harem, adult novel, but this is way better. There's an actual plot and it's funny! Way to go, keep em comin

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      Ankur_93
      Status: c0
      Oct 6, 2020

      This is a funny story about a virgin loser who gets cock-blocked for the rest of his college life by an accident. Not that his prospects were good beforehand but that incident was just a nail in his coffin.

      His situation got so bad that heavens pitied him, lol. The interaction with the system is fun with the uncaring saracstic remarks by the system and the internal monologue of the MC.

      The grammar is nice and the sentences are well structured. I have no complaints.

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