Ever since they were little kids in kindergarten, Nola would not use the bathroom without her best friend Elon next to her because she was too afraid to go by herself. Even now, as high school students, she STILL can't go the bathroom without Elon beside her. He's getting fed up with it.
NOTE:
Due to the subject matter, it may contain some mentions of human waste, but I try not limit the toilet humor as much as possible. There are mentions of it every now and again, but this is not the purpose of the story so it is kept to a minimum.
Update:
...that was until Chapter 59 when it's starts becoming a bit more prominent. It is still being mitigated to be mentioned as less as possible, but do be aware.
I swear I'm not into scat play or golden showers.
- Epilogue: Author’s NotesJul 16, 2021
- Final chapter: Everyone leaves home and move on with their lives and we never see them ever again until their occassional cameos in future storiesJul 14, 2021
- 84: Heather and Rudy bid farewell to their parents. The toilet humor has come to an end. much like my reader count. We truly reached the end hereJul 14, 2021
- 83: Time Skip! Graduation is nearly coming! Our protagonist have gone through ups and downs, but everyone is still a weirdo in my eyes!Jul 12, 2021
- 82: Rudy works out his problems with his mom and Heather gets a boy toy. Things turn out good in the end. Except for Elon, he’s still a cement blockJul 11, 2021
- 81: Rudy is now facing his demons. Dr. Rarity, his only hope, goes strong on his mother. The boy who would play with his own doodoo becomes clean.Jul 11, 2021
- 80: Nola settles the matter with Rudy without touching him, but she probably really wants to. Fight it, Nola. Fight your ill cravings. I swear she’sJul 10, 2021
- 79: One by one, we get to the root of their problems. Elon, the boy who would be confused with a light pole, finally gets his chance to be a real boyJul 9, 2021
- 78: Rudy and Elon fight for Nola, as in who gets to be her best friend ’cause they totally are not in love wtih her. I swear they’re not gay.Jul 7, 2021
- 77: Mrs. Peeper shows Rudy the beauty and wonders of being peed on. No! She offers him a book, not a demonstration! Don’t be a pervert… in public!Jul 6, 2021
- 76: Well damn! Rudy gets mad and goes crazy once again! But for what exactly!? OOOOOOOOooooohhhhhhhh!Jul 5, 2021
- 75: Everything is changing right before our very eyes! Rudy, Heather, Nola, everyone is changing! Elon? Whose that? Must be a new character.Jul 4, 2021
- 74: The strangest of friendships, Nola and Rudy meeting in a secret place! But considering Elon and Nola, “normal” friendships are questionableJul 3, 2021
- 73: School elitist? Perhaps? Or maybe just a b***h! Britney the cheerleader is no friend of Nola’s. No butt pats for her.Jul 2, 2021
- 72: Nola, what happened? Why are you acting like this? What happened to the sweet lovable Nola who spread her legs liberally for all of us to enjoy?Jul 2, 2021
While this is a funny premise, it actually delves into some complex emotional issues. This story has huge potential!
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This novel has been pretty fun and engaging so far.
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