I Won’t Use the Bathroom Without My Best Friend Next to Me
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| Total Views (Chapters): | 13,208 |
| Average Views: | 150 |
| Word Count: | 116,115 |
| Average Words: | 1,319 |
| Pages: | 423 |
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- Chapter 1: Nola, the girl who can’t pee without her best friend next to her (17)
- Chapter 2: Elon, the boy who is destined to follow his best friend to the bathroom for the rest of his life (16)
- Chapter 7: Nola, you know better than to drink an entire bottle of orange soda. An entire LITER of orange soda. (16)
- Chapter 6: Elon goes to the beach and has a good time, but everyone’s (and I mean EVERYONE) gotta go to the bathroom eventually (15)
- Chapter 3: Present day, High School, and she STILL can’t go to the bathroom without her friend next to her… who is a boy by the way (14)
- Chapter 5: Nola gets diarrhea and Elon… well… sorry Elon (13)
- Chap. 9: Nola offers her body to Elon!? But Elon could of had her anytime, though! Elon proves what a good friend is. I swear he is not gay. (12)
- Chapter 4: Elon tries to reason with his and her parents, which is like trying to reason with a grizzly bear armed with a shot gun on a cliff (11)
- Chatper 8: Elon the doormat, instead of standing up for himself and telling Nola she broke his promise continues to lay on the ground to be stepped on (10)
- Ch. 11: Nola refuses to tell the doctor her embarassing bathroom problem but Elon is there to tell us all, much to her embarassement. (9)
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- Epilogue: Author’s NotesJul 16, 2021
- Final chapter: Everyone leaves home and move on with their lives and we never see them ever again until their occassional cameos in future storiesJul 14, 2021
- 84: Heather and Rudy bid farewell to their parents. The toilet humor has come to an end. much like my reader count. We truly reached the end hereJul 14, 2021
- 83: Time Skip! Graduation is nearly coming! Our protagonist have gone through ups and downs, but everyone is still a weirdo in my eyes!Jul 12, 2021
- 82: Rudy works out his problems with his mom and Heather gets a boy toy. Things turn out good in the end. Except for Elon, he’s still a cement blockJul 11, 2021
- 81: Rudy is now facing his demons. Dr. Rarity, his only hope, goes strong on his mother. The boy who would play with his own doodoo becomes clean.Jul 11, 2021
- 80: Nola settles the matter with Rudy without touching him, but she probably really wants to. Fight it, Nola. Fight your ill cravings. I swear she’sJul 10, 2021
- 79: One by one, we get to the root of their problems. Elon, the boy who would be confused with a light pole, finally gets his chance to be a real boyJul 9, 2021
- 78: Rudy and Elon fight for Nola, as in who gets to be her best friend ’cause they totally are not in love wtih her. I swear they’re not gay.Jul 7, 2021
- 77: Mrs. Peeper shows Rudy the beauty and wonders of being peed on. No! She offers him a book, not a demonstration! Don’t be a pervert… in public!Jul 6, 2021
- 76: Well damn! Rudy gets mad and goes crazy once again! But for what exactly!? OOOOOOOOooooohhhhhhhh!Jul 5, 2021
- 75: Everything is changing right before our very eyes! Rudy, Heather, Nola, everyone is changing! Elon? Whose that? Must be a new character.Jul 4, 2021
- 74: The strangest of friendships, Nola and Rudy meeting in a secret place! But considering Elon and Nola, “normal” friendships are questionableJul 3, 2021
- 73: School elitist? Perhaps? Or maybe just a b***h! Britney the cheerleader is no friend of Nola’s. No butt pats for her.Jul 2, 2021
- 72: Nola, what happened? Why are you acting like this? What happened to the sweet lovable Nola who spread her legs liberally for all of us to enjoy?Jul 2, 2021
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While this is a funny premise, it actually delves into some complex emotional issues. This story has huge potential!
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This novel has been pretty fun and engaging so far.
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