Just a random soliloquy of a random author on a random website rambling about his experiences, day dreams, acid trips, ambitions, and other things.

Emily has always felt herself in the shadow of her friend Jane. Something about her was just, personally enthralling. Regardless of her own persona, she always felt like she needed to be protected by Jane. It was slightly annoying. But, suddenly one day her cat turned into a woman, and in a string of events that were not in any way regretable and somewhat satisfying, she was taken away from the life she knew, and introduced to the universe at large. Here, she got to learn about herself - Yesura -, and just why she was so in need of Jane...... more>>

OOC: don't post "TFTC" or derivatives. It gets me excited for a comment that doesn't actually interact at all. <<less

Suffering amnesia from his previous life, a boy leads a troubled childhood. Reserved and watchful, he sticks to his own devices, however a sleeping dragon is not so easily hidden. Soon enough, he is scouted and taken up by an empire, apprenticed and catapulted into the realm of heroes. Among knights and less than shining armor and the scales that tip with every step they take.... more>>

Shared universe: Imaginary. <<less

Join Shane as he embarks on a twisted journey into the dreamlike realms of the unknown. Decide his fate or die trying!... more>>

After each chapter there will be a poll with the starting prompt of the next chapter as well as some keywords that need to be used.

This novel is brought to you by the combined efforts of the author, readers and the neural network taught to write really good. I dare not call it an Artificial Intelligence, but most certainly it is..

an Artificial Delirium. <<less

Not too serious of a story, just sometimes gonna write in this when I'm thinking about *him* (Dylan). He is a roguish man who is... more>> balding but he acts like he isn't, and flips his hair over his head to hide it. He is a pathetic meow meow and he knows it, although he will try to impress people by acting sneaky. And he will pick your locks within your eyesight, but won't steal unless he is sure you don't see him. But of course you know he took it, you just saw him eyeing that jewel. Does he fight well? Uh, yeah, if he prepares enough. But overwhelmed and with only his dagger? Well, he might get some stabs in, but the man isn't a swashbuckler or a fighter by any means. Watch him get his teeth kicked in over a misunderstanding at a bar or gamble away an adventure's earnings in a single game and then make at least enough back to buy a drink and go to sleep. But don't underestimate him because between using poisons and powerful scrolls, he is most deadly when prepared and using a bow. He may not have many spells either but enough to do some damage. A rogue is as strong as the tools at his disposal, after all. And who says he can't talk to lost souls too? As a treat. Oh yeah, he looks middle aged but the man is 28. <<less

In the mid-2000s, eleven-year-old Robin Brush lives in the commuter belt village of Stanstead Abbotts in Hertfordshire, England. He suffers constantly from being bullied, ridiculed,... more>> or misunderstood by almost everyone. Forced to live an isolated life as an outcast, he doesn't even have any friends to play with. At school, his teachers fail to understand his railway-centric world, which further isolates him. Additionally, he deeply misses his old friend, Justin.
A glimmer of hope appears when Robin's new neighbour, Timothy, enters his life. The two boys discover they share similar interests, and a friendship blossoms between them. However, even with this newfound companionship, Robin's troubles persist. Timothy is several years younger than him, which his father doesn't approve of. It also doesn't help when he endures escalating taunting from his bullies. He is left questioning why he is so different from everyone else.
As Robin begins high school, his struggles are finally noticed by his teachers. A referral finally brings some light to the end of the tunnel, as he yearns to find solutions to his problems. Yet, amidst these new challenges, Robin finds himself facing a difficult choice regarding his friendship with Timothy. <<less

From a world of blocks to one of living gemstones, the multiverse is an expansive place of infinite potential. But what happens if a human... more>> who grew up with this stuff through TV screens and the pages of countless books suddenly is forced into this fantastic world? Several changed lives, a found family, and a grand adventure, that's what. <<less

The war ended a few years ago.
How has the world changed?
Has it changed?... more>>

And what does Amaury want for his life? Does he want to remain a simple baker? And what happens if he meets a pretty witch?

(This short novel can easily be read at the same time as 'Witch' Book 3. It's not 100% 'spoiler-free', but Julia's visions of the future aren't either... And, of course, this story can also be read as a single novel.) <<less

Life outside of the blanc quarter in Lusa, Louisiana isn't pretty, but the people are warm. And the city is home to rookie cop Valentin St. Laurent, who is one of the few officers remaining at the old police station in Old Lusa. But the usually quiet station is rocked with the leader of the cartel, Babette, is dragged in, and booked for burning down a sanitarium. But is Babette actually guilty, or is he a victim himself?... more>>

Valentin begrudgingly teams up with Babette, who he considers literal scum, to prove his innocence and figure out who is really behind the arson and the attempt on Babette's life.

Want some good background music? Here's the playlist I listen to while writing this!: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4YGdKLxy2lX5eQlzMGZvci?si=9417c6ce75554c84 <<less

Most Teenagers have a bloated sense of self-importance, believing the world to revolve around them. For Jane Everwood, this isn’t so much of a far-fetched belief. Unfortunately for her, nobody really mentioned what that means, so she is dragged into a universe of many different factions. All vying for control over her life, some for control over her ceasing to have a life. At the crux of this all is an enigmatic man of uncertain origins, with strange companions. Followed by a plethora of friends, enemies, and people somewhere in between.
Everyone has their own plans, and even those who tell Jane what those plans are don’t explain in a way that actually makes sense.... more>> It is up to her to find out her place in the universe, while making sure she still has a place in the universe, something harder than it initially seems.

OOC: don't post "TFTC" or derivatives. It gets me excited for a comment that doesn't actually interact at all. Also, while nobody in this story is explicitly autistic, I am. So, there will be weirdness going on. <<less

"With your feet on the air and your head on the ground, Try this trick and spin it, yeah. Your head will collapse and theres... more>> nothing in it and you'll ask yourself...
Where is my mind?"
- The Pixies, Fight Club
This is a self insert isekai into the game verse of pokemon. Stuff from the anime/movies might be implemented to make it more realistic. The isekai happens a long while after he becomes champion. As i no longer have access to my copy of Pokemon X, i am trying to remember my team and other important pokemon i had. I am VERY high-functioning autistic, but still autistic. Also this is an au where the protags don't exist except calem, the sinnoh protag, red and gold. oh and i guess Serena. but theyre hanging out at Kiloude City. Plus shauna, tierno and trevor, but theyre back at Vaniville town. :P Oh and the sinnoh protag uses Tweaking (the glitch.) yeah the sinnoh protag found out what THAT could do after messing around on his bike in Jubilife... He has notebooks upon notebooks in his bag documenting the supernatural phenomena. And thats how Calum got his Darkrai in canon :D Much more explainable than mystery gift which is how we all got it.
Opening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y001O8Azj1U
Don't expect a consistent release date. this is a hobby of mine, not a profession.
Potential gore warning and definite strong language warning. I cuss a lot. <<less

The year is 2123, and everything has gone to shit in the United States of America. The country’s infrastructure is crumbling. Politics has increasingly descended... more>> to a degree that is “beyond parody”, as some would say. To make matters worse, pride in the country has fallen to its lowest point since polling began.
Enter Manuel Coventry. At age 18 in the year 2100, he founded a company called Beantown Games in Boston, the last great city in America. This company is behind the development of Animal Antics, a massive team game in which every player has an animal avatar also known as a “Persona”, and the goal is to capture the enemy command post before the other team does.
Meanwhile, young Austin Lynch is down on his luck. He lives in a ratty old Los Angeles apartment that, much like the rest of this once-great city, has experienced a significant decline in recent decades. He works at a fast-food restaurant called the Nintendo Café making less than minimum wage. His one big passion, the one thing keeping him going, is following the Animal Antics World Championships, held annually in Boston.
Imagine Austin’s surprise when, upon making a digital purchase from the Nintendo EShop, he receives a “Silver Ticket” that gains him entry to the championship. Soon, he’s whisked off to Boston, where he will enter the tournament. However, an organized criminal syndicate threatens to blow the whole thing up, possibly literally. Can Austin and his team win the championship while trying to evade his enemies? <<less

Elske wants to achieve the power of a god, but it may come with a different sort of price

In an apartment in Sacramento, California, an anthropomorphic cat named Domino finds themself at the doorstep of 23 year old autistic stoner Mason Santoro during a complicated time in his life as he tries to reconnect with a childhood friend who doesn't truly see eye to eye with him. Amidst the drama, a bond forms between Mason and the cat he has now taken in over a shared curiosity about humanity.... more>>

I'll be writing this until project 2025 gets me. Let's see if I can finish it. <<less

Lucas, a member of Northwest Hoenn’s royal family, likes to travel with his father on Rapidash-back to view hieroglyphs from ancient civilizations, in an... more>> effort to deduce what they mean. One day, Lucas’ parents vanish, and his younger brother Maxwell is all he has left. But what happens when the last thing Lucas loves is taken from him too? Partial self-insert. <<less

While attending the 2038 annual Juneteenth march with her friends, activist and archivist Amina Fernandes witnesses a devastating terrorist attack using a mysterious technology that leaves dozens of police officers dead and injured. As the local Black community suffers under the resulting occupation by a federal taskforce seeking to apprehend the terrorist, Amina stumbles onto evidence that the attack might have been a false flag. ... more>>

Horrified by the implication of this information and wanting to live up to legacy of Black radicals she's idolized all her life, Amina decides to do something about this seeming conspiracy and protect her community. Assembling friends and allies to aid her plan, Amina acts to uncover whatever plot is brewing in her city. What she doesn't know is that her need for answers and justice will spark a series of events that will change everything and test how far she's willing to go to live up to her revolutionary values.
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Just a little twisted diary of mine

To humans, daemons are simply monsters; worse than animals, violent and feral. They are beasts, no matter how human they can appear. Daemons feel no... more>> better about humans. To them, humans are savage brutes, greedy and destructive. The animosity between the races has gone on for generations, with pointless acts of violence between them. No one knows who started it all, but it probably won't end any time soon. That is just the way things are, after all. It is only natural that daemons hate humans and humans hate daemons.
As for Candor, he doesn't know much about those things. He is simply a little fox, who was found in the woods as a kit and raised by Grandfather. He just likes to eat and sleep, and play with Anthony, who came to live with Grandfather so he could go to school in the village. Anthony soon becomes his world, his playmate, his best friend, his everything.
But sometimes, he can't help but feel a little lonely. Anthony goes to school all day, and he talks and laughs and plays with the other children...
Sometimes, Candor wishes that he could be human too.
He never expected that wish to come true. <<less

Set in the Human Domestication Guide universe.... more>>

Covert feralist Vanessa White hates life after the Affini have arrived. She hates how demeaning and patronizing they are, how they only take each other seriously, how she'll never be responsible for anything, and how, if she reveals her dissatisfaction with life, she'll be domesticated. So, she makes a plan.

Somehow, she manages to eke out a small win against the Affini: She takes control of her life.

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This is what happens when an HFY lover writes Human Domestication Guide fiction. Overall, this is going to be a little bit different from most of the other stories there; it's not cuddly happiness, and it's not kinky identity death smut. I did do my homework though; this fanfic is completely consistent with the wiki. <<less

"In the bustling city of Lumina Prime on the planet of Primitia, a pod of humanity seeks sanctuary from a galactic rebellion, only to face a new threat - a demonic invasion. Led by the determined Lysandra, humans and neighboring civilizations unite to defeat the malevolent demon lord, banishing him from their world. But victory comes with a sinister twist - some demons remain, masquerading as impostors, consuming identities to infiltrate human society. Yes, there are literally sussy impostors among us.... more>>

Enter Vernadette, a vigilante driven by grief and fuelled by vengeance. Haunted by the loss of her parents to the demon horde, she roams the city's shadowed alleys as the Scarlet Serpent, determined to purge Lumina Prime of its demonic infestation. But her solitary crusade yields little progress, and as hope fades, she finds herself at a crossroads. She's literally just like me(Batman) fr.

Damien, a downtrodden mobster trapped in a downward spiral, stumbles upon Vernadette's path amidst the chaos of a demon assassination. Their fateful encounter ignites a spark of purpose in both souls - Vernadette, seeking a way to pierce the veil of darkness shrouding her city, and Damien, yearning for redemption in a life marred by regret and betrayal. He's literally just like me(Loser) fr.

Bound by circumstance, Vernadette and Damien form an uneasy alliance. With Lumina Prime teetering on the brink of chaos, Lysandra grapples with the looming threat of the Impostor Epidemic. As tensions escalate and loyalties are tested, the fate of the city hangs in the balance.

As Vernadette's relentless pursuit leads her closer to uncovering the truth behind the impostor epidemic, she must confront her own demons and reckon with the consequences of her actions. With Lumina Prime hanging on the edge of chaos, the looming threat of Jerma, the demon general turned renegade, casts a shadow over the city's fate. Can Vernadette and Damien unravel the sinister machinations of Jerma before it's too late, or will Lumina Prime succumb to the darkness that lurks within?"

Okay guys, that's the synopsis. Now, we ball.

Sussy Baka Impostor Amogus Jerma. I know, brain rot writing style before GTA 6 fr. But yeah, all this, inspired by the whole sussy wussy Jerma impostor. Not like, copying events like Among Us games and that, just the elements of "impostor amogus" and names like Jerma will be incorporated, but generally, it's a story of its own. Btw, the name Jerma is from Jerma, but in no way represents him. Jerma fiction here is different from Jerma real fr, it's just names that are similar not their personality. I'll be making YouTube videos explaining our thought process soon, just search "The Ordinary Observer" then look for Yapping Sessions. So yeah, tune in, and that video will go live once the first chapter is published! Also, my boy, Rob, incredible work, great characterization. Him and I are in charge of the characters and dialogue, T.O.O. handles the plot. For parts that are serious, fr, and ong, that's all Robert, everyone. Amazing work from my boy, actually. Made me tear up sometimes especially on the Maverick mom part which was really tragic, but enough of that, LET'S START THIS ALREADY DAMN! Now, I recommend that you turn off your brain and just enjoy the story we want to tell :D

Also, vices aren't cool and they are very bad for your health. Do NOT imitate the people smoking in the story, very bad. If you already have a nicotine addiction, I recommend you lessen until you stop. Also, any gory subjects and pushy issues, don't do that in real life. They're there only to intensify the story, an artistic choice, and to make a statement that we are not playing HAHAHAHA

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU TO LISTEN TO THE ENTIRETY OF THE ALL TIME CLASSIC, BACK IN BLACK ALBUM BY AC/DC SO YOU CAN GET A FEEL OF THE STORY! <<less

Artemis is sent to boarding-school, his friend convinces him to 'socialize'.
This goes well, until it goes terribly wrong. Not wanting to worry anyone one around him, Artemis begins to use drugs to keep himself stable, this goes as expected; It's a car crash. Humor and angst ahead.... more>>

The worst part about your parents barely knowing you enough to care, is being painfully aware of it.

OR: Myles and Becket are still a riot, Butler is worried, Angeline is stressed, Artemis experiments in drugs and people realise how screwed up Artemis has been this whole time.

Or: Artemis is not okay. <<less

Tess Hoshino was born with power, the ability to use the energies of her soul and the power to understand the spirits.... more>>

Unfortunately for her, her power proved hard to command without the right teachers and it doesn't help she was born in an era of strife and chaos. An era where humanity is unraveling the secrets of the soul, where first contact with alien life is fifty years past and growing tensions could lead to a new age of war between the powered and the unpowered, between humans and aliens alike.

A wave of attacks have spread across the Orion Bubble, independent channelers of the soul are vanishing or under active threat while the tension between the species of the Orion Bubble grows. Tess is offered a place in the College of Gnomon, where she can learn to refine her unstably potent power. Her teachers and enemies both begin to realize the unbridled potential of her gifts, and she's now in the line of fire along with every channeler around her.

All the while secrets of the ancient forgotten past are being unsealed.

Technologies of the Soul is being cross posted onRoyalRoad. <<less

For those familiar with Warhammer Fantasy and tabletop roleplaying, this story is a "dark mirror" of a Campaign that I have led as a Game Master for my players. In the original campaign, the players were humans in Ubersreik and this ongoing story is meant to provide a narrative copy of their adventures in the form of another group of adventurers, Skaven from Unter Ubersreik, suitably adapted to Skaven society and culture. ... more>>

To those unfamiliar with Warhammer, this is a story of a two blood brother ratmen Zagchikch Shadowfurry and Znakzach Featherfang, a famous bounty hunter and assasin respectively, bound together by divine power of a secret Skaven god and the Ancient Foe of their supreme deity, the Great Horned Rat. The blood brothers must protect and honor their blood bond, lest they face divine wrath, while avoiding the attention and ire of a society which sees honor, friendship and kinship as heretical vices. Self preservation, scheming, treachery and deceit are virtues in the Skaven society and key tenets of their religion. Featherfang must always keep his natural Skaven instincts in check, out of fear of the Ancient Foe, while trying to use this blood bond as a means to climb the ranks of Clan Eshin. They are the "primary protagonists" of the story and their story is largely created by me.

The secondary protagonists are a group of four Skaven, who are quite ordinary members of Skaven society, unlike Shadowfurry and Featherfang. Through combination of cunning, cowardice, religious zeal, bravado and sheer stupidity, the quartet of Skaven jumps from one misadventure to another, constantly tempting fate and surviving yet another day in this grim world of perilous adventures. The story of the quartet is a collaborative one and will develop as the players from our Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay Campaign develop their characters and story. <<less

What do you do when you are the last survivor of a catastrophe that destroyed your home? With powers, you did not want, that approaching... more>> the domain of divinity? When you are then deeply alienated for things you cannot control or desired to begin with?
How do you respond to that, and what would the effects be? For some, the answer is obvious. Hide, pretend that they are the monster, that it is their own fault for it. But for others, both stronger and the weak, the answer is madness itself.
Though the question then becomes, what will occur when it acts its will upon the world, just as the world acts upon it? Find out just what a mind born into madness, seeks to make of the world around themselves. <<less

The verdict can frighten anyone: now the young man is forced to go to the Dungeon. Terrible legends are told about these places. There is no life here, only a miserable existence in the hope of an early death.... more>>

But the hero of the book "Eternal Dungeon" sees a chance in his stay here. He wants to build a brilliant career, break into power and win the throne. This path promises to be long and difficult. He will be hindered by other players, eager to quickly sit on the throne. Now everything depends only on the courage and determination of the hero, his cunning and ability to negotiate.

The young man must choose which side he will take. Will he fight evil, restore justice in this dying world? Or join the dark forces and go over the heads of the defenders, shedding innocent blood? <<less