No.

I woke up one day and discovered something very strange had happened in my room.

Have you ever wondered how some people are able to create businesses in their garage? Why don't we look and see?

An enthusiastic fetus, a rebellious hound, an android child for sale, 'rain' that brings Happiness, a game that claims to be the key to world peace... the connection?... more>>

Cavemen. Perhaps, humans have never left their Cave. Perhaps, Humanity is doomed to witness the same woes, the same horrors, not in a world of stones and bone spears but of androids and artificial rain.

Chilling and metaphorical, this collection of interconnected shorts explores snapshots of the Past and Present and the Future.

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DISCLAIMER:
This collection contains violence and dark subject matter. Reader discretion is advised. All rights reserved. <<less

When one chance encounter goes wrong, a teen finds herself in the center of a state-wide scandal.

Hirata Takeshi was a normal college student who enjoyed reading. Until the day he got a recommendation from a friend. ... more>>

- "Hey, read how to pick up 100 babes in a fantasy world as a magic newbie. It's amazing!" The only thing on Hirata's mind at that moment was how someone could ever read a web novel like that.

Yet read it he did, and he hated every second of it. Bland characters, too much fanservice, and a boring plot. Worst of all? The annoying main character.

After finishing the novel Hirata expected at least a decent ending, but was met with even more disappointment. He decided to take a long, warm shower.

Hirata steps out and is met with a new bathroom, new height, and upon closer inspection in the bathroom mirror- a new face that belonged to the main character he hated.

After realizing he has been transported into the novel he hates most, Hirata has only one thing on his mind. How do I get out of here?!?! <<less

You know this story... it's probably something like this:
A stupendously dense hero is summoned to save a fantasy world from the demon king. Along the way he meets girls who love him for no apparent reason as he bumbles through a variety of fateful - and exceedingly contrived - circumstances along the way.
This is the story, but not MY story. ... more>>

No, I am the (divinely beautiful ;) ) goddess unfortunate enough to have to guide a hero who couldn't tie his own laces; at least, not without a series of female-centric accidents, each contributing by sheer happenstance, towards a perfectly formed bow knot.

Please save me.
______

I'm gonna be calling this 'Fail Summon' for short. Editor is Rouge, with a few prereaders to help me!

Currently no cover, but given I'm an illustrator primarily, I can't imagine that will stay the case for long. <<less

Join Shane as he embarks on a twisted journey into the dreamlike realms of the unknown. Decide his fate or die trying!... more>>

After each chapter there will be a poll with the starting prompt of the next chapter as well as some keywords that need to be used.

This novel is brought to you by the combined efforts of the author, readers and the neural network taught to write really good. I dare not call it an Artificial Intelligence, but most certainly it is..

an Artificial Delirium. <<less

Canceled marriage? Not gonna happen.
A weak upbringing? Nah.
A special item? Nah.
Rich, second-generation? Sure.
Both parents? Yes.
A decent person? Maybe.
A System?... more>> Fine, one cliche. <<less

I married a sex toy.

---LOG DATE 34729---
Heavenfall Aspect: 23488PA (Post Anuzik)... more>>

Herein follow the records of Goddess designation 64908qXG

Mask Name: Sura-Chan

*note: MASK is intended as satire and is meant in good fun. Any resemblance to real people/places and/or events should be taken extremely seriously.
Please contact https:karensforjustice.org if you have any concerns about the content of this story. <<less

Insane... more>>

/ɪnˈseɪn/

In a state of mind which prevents normal perception, behaviour, or social interaction; seriously mentally ill.

Insanity can be manifested as violations of societal norms, including a person or persons becoming a danger to themselves or other people.

A Demon king summoned humans from other realms and created a series of games to play with their moral values. To break them from inside and add them to his army. Little did he know, the human he summoned would be borderline insane.

I Do Not Own The Cover. Sauce for the cover: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/800514902502618494/ <<less

Series of prompts I wrote on Reddit.

Wallécre handler Tosh is going to be the very best, like no one ever has been! But first, he has to get to Tangerine Town... more>> to defeat the local wallécre maestro, and another young handler, Richie, is standing in his way. His wallécre are going to have to battle right to the bloody, bitter finish. <<less

Another day, another supervillain. Red Rok and Frost Maiden race to the scene of a new threat, but there are far more interesting things to... more>> talk about than a twenty-foot-tall, fire-breathing lizard man. <<less

Alternate title; "I can't believe my studies of the esoteric got me sent to a Cultivation World!"... more>>

Nerdy, chuunibyou 13 year old Colt Emerson is a self proclaimed occultist. At school, he's laughed at. But there are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. What is a boy to do when he's sent to a world of martial arts and violence, especially when he's a pacifist? A xianxia/xuanhuan isekai satire story. <<less

A creative writing experiment featuring a story from the Point of View of a person who has gone without relationship or affection since high school.... more>> /> You are placed into their shoes and will follow them through their journey of seeing a movie and finding romance along the way. <<less

He had a promising future in show business. He had the looks, the charm and the love of millions - yet somehow, all it took was one crazy fan to injure him! Swaying between death and life, national heartthrob Shishigane Reo must clear the notoriously hard love game *Lovely Compass Love Chu Chu*...but how do you clear a love game when you’re the just the little brother of the main capture target?! ... more>>

He’s pissed. He’s very, very, pissed. <<less

Do you think isekai is fun? Random people, thrown into different worlds with no rhyme or reason, chasing after demon lords and forming harems freely with no consequences. you think such chaos is all fun and games because you're not the one cleaning up the mess after the party.... more>>

You don't clean it up because that's my job. I'm the manager of the IMD (Isekai Management Department), and my job is to deal with everything Isekai-related. From edgy 16-year-olds who go evil as soon as a demon queen flashes her ankle at them, to people reincarnated as shitty things like plants or low-level monsters. All these cases end up on my shitty work desk and I have to deal with them every day. <<less

How to dig your own grave? —and other life snippets about a villainess who eats death flags for a living.
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Coco is a trash-like existence. Her attitude just makes people around her cough blood. It's Earth's blessing that she died. And her descent is her next world's misfortune.... more>>

She realized that she transmigrated inside an otome game she used to play as Colette Corliss, the villainess. Nothing to worry about. She can just use her game knowledge to avoid death flags or something, right?

It’s just that the plot became nothing but fart. All because she transmigrated in a world where numerous otome games co-exist. A world with plenty of protagonists with different tiers of heroine halos. A bunch of Rival Characters. Love interests confusing who their heroine was. There was only one word to describe her current circumstance. Chaos! But it isn't necessarily a bad thing. She smirked to herself.

"In chaos, I thrive. Duh."

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Content Warning: This novel is absurd. Do not read this at home.

Mostly a parody of isekai'd to games and cultivation worlds.

? Previously known as "Merge Riot!"

This will be reposted on RoyalRoad.com under the username Dalang Tala <<less

Why on earth would Lady Sunshine, hailing from the desert Winkel of Greetiyah, enter the most fiercely contested swim challenge in Winkel World history? Perhaps... more>> pride and glory dazzled her. Or possibly she had to because none of her friends were foolish enough to volunteer for a contest called by some the Drowning Games. <<less

Truck Model 490-HU Serial # 7890_0008 was made to help people. Bring their food to the store, move their objects to new homes! It's a wonderful thing, to be able to help people.
Now his model is obsolete.
Humans are cruel, throwing away poor #7890_0008.
However, a benevolent witch sees #7890_0008 and gives him a new mission in life. A better way to help people...
No longer #7890_0008, he is now Truck-kun!
A new vigor for life is inside of him!... more>>

Note: I will also be posting this story on Royal Road.com <<less

Ten years ago, the Age of Old Kings fell asunder. Abled-men with steel and magic toppled the monarchs of yesterday, sending them spiraling down the arcades of oblivion. With siege after siege, no banner stood against the change led by Haelrhyx Magna, the Kingslayer. He, his second-in-command Xasne Daidroxa, and his many generals used the tools of war to carve a new future, one in their very image.... more>>

Then years now, with King Alteria the Old's throne underneath Haelrhyx's ass, he and his wife Xasne tackle the greatest challenge of all:

Boredom.

He expected a life of skullduggery and infighting, of war rooms and politics, and of assassins trying to take his life.

He got bagels, his wife, and assassins trying to take his life.

Sigh.

Of Crowns and Rascals, everyone. <<less

Ansibby Falofa chooses to honour the passing of her heritage by inviting guests to witness the last Battle of the Spoons. Seeing matters through fresh... more>> eyes, lady's maid Midgy makes a telling suggestion and a cat stuck up the doomed Tree of Life helps a people rediscover their past. There are lots of balloons and a suggestion gourd too! <<less

Esper experiences a multitude of out of body experiences and makes curious discoveries. Some things only humans do, like enjoy the minty bits in ice... more>> cream and put fellow creatures in cages, and some things only birds do, like fly and peck at things. Both though are prone to the feeding frenzy. And flash mobbing. <<less