Teenage bimbo Diamond Gazongas enters the porn industry

A Comedy of Sexual Horror in a Fantasy Setting.... more>>

Spetlamu, a secluded foggy village in the shadow of a vampire's castle, needs wise and book-learned heroes to solve its problems with shrewd precision. Instead it gets Fabdinus Rutt, a barbaric minotaur whose solution to every problem is to either smash it with his enormous axe or his enormous penis.

The decadent sensuality of the Vampires and the irresistible virility of the Minotaur collide, throwing the community into chaos. Only Tatiana Lever, a simple milkmaid, has the sexual skills and soft breasts that can save the village.
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This chapter can work as a good standalone showcase if you're trying to decide if this book's for you...
https://www.scribblehub.com/read/399215-the-minotaurs-milkmaid/chapter/406019/
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Influences include Edward Lee, Monty Python, Carlton Mellick III, Nisio Isin, Hammer Horror and Derek & Clive.

That makes it a TERRIBLE fit for this site, since only one of those relates to LN/WN culture. There's 'niche' and then there's THIS. But lets give it a shot anyway.
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It is obvious that the story condemns the sexual violence it (very frequently) depicts, but that obviousness doesn't really come out until around chapters 15&16, so for safety's sake I'd better make it clear now. <<less

some NEET is hit by a truck blah blah blah

Ansibby Falofa chooses to honour the passing of her heritage by inviting guests to witness the last Battle of the Spoons. Seeing matters through fresh... more>> eyes, lady's maid Midgy makes a telling suggestion and a cat stuck up the doomed Tree of Life helps a people rediscover their past. There are lots of balloons and a suggestion gourd too! <<less

I woke up one day and discovered something very strange had happened in my room.

Imagine a place where the cruel, the wicked, and the merciless go when they die.... more>>

No, not some desolate landscape filled with lava and the wails of tortured sinners. Think of a city. A sprawling metropolis where monsters and men alike are drawn from every corner of the multiverse. Unlike the afterlife of peace and plenty offered to their law-abiding counterparts, the poor souls that are drawn to this mecca of malevolence spend their eternity doing contract work for a Demon Prince in the name of spreading chaos and sowing discord throughout the infinite planes.

This is the City of Lies. Some call it The Hub of Evil.

Dalthan Sol'Magor, a young talented thief who lost his life in a freak accident should fit right in here. Except he doesn't. You see, Dalthan is convinced that he doesn't belong here. Stealing gold from nobles and conning grandmothers out of their pensions isn't evil. At least not in his mind. A bit of theft, a dash of extortion, even a spot of murder are just examples of moral flexibility. That's all.

So what's a dead man to do? Reform his evil ways and prove the great cosmic powers wrong. After all, the only real difference between good and evil is a slight tip of the scales.

[ Tipping the Scales is full of evil people doing evil things. There are no heroes here and precious few redeeming qualities. If that doesn't sound like your jam, I encourage you to turn away now. However, if you're in the market for bad people behaving badly with a comedic spin, you've come to the right place.] <<less

A light satirical take on the Wuxia genre and its tropes.... more>>

Seni is hung up on his past glories before it all went wrong - before he became an herb farmer living in semi-seclusion. His only friend is a middle-aged man who acts as the chief of an unremarkable village not too far away. Unfortunately, as much as he would have liked, he did not ever find himself in the distant past to fix his younger self's mistakes.
One fateful day, he comes across an artifact that the Immortals would sacrifice millions of lives to obtain, which thrusts him in the middle of an internal war deep within the heart of the Empire.

Author's Note: I'm writing this story mainly for criticism and practice, as there's this sci-fi story I'd like to write sometime in the future. If you're looking for a story that is meant to be taken seriously by both the author and the reader, do yourself a favor and skip this. <<less

New chapter every other day!... more>>

Iain Compton never planned to be abducted by an alien spaceship. It just… happened. And now he’s been awakened 22,000 years in the future and half a galaxy away by a pair of oddly human seeming beak nosed aliens and a space ship A.I. that seems to have more than a few screws loose. Oh, and then there's this gorgeous alien woman who he probably shouldn’t trust at all.

His plan is to find a way home to Earth, even if its unlikely to be remotely the same; to find a better class of companions among an often strange and inexplicable galactic community, at least one who won’t use him or sell him out at the first opportunity; and to do something about the parasites in his brain who are supposed to connect him to a library the size of the galaxy, but seem to only be interested in advising that almost everyone and everything he comes across wants to kill him.

But at least he can still send tweets. <<less

The natural born shitposter is a master of his craft, a ravenous beast constantly searching for his next kill. Yet, he does not consume flesh...... more>> he devours the attention itself. The (You)s spread throughout his body and encompass his soul, filling that seemingly endless void, but never completely satiating it. Our hero is such a monster. One fateful night, when 420s are blazing, and emotions are running high, he submits a post that changes everything. He finds himself in a world unlike his own. A world where attention itself is the greatest source of power of all, and he just so happens to be the best shitposter of all time. <<less

A satiric fantasy following Randy Ditty, a soldier in the Amricean Army, during the advent of the Kreyan War (1955).

*This story is not on hiatus, it's continued on webnovel.com and there are 220+ chapters now.... more>>

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

Join the Discord for character art, including R-18 art and animated gifs: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive)

If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1 <<less

In which an asshole jock Alpha is mated to an apathetic human boy with sociopathic tendencies — who isn't acting like a human should. Drama,... more>> rebellion, and maybe even love ensues. <<less

Tai Hua was a mere orphan boy who worked in the fields- until the day that a relatively unknown sect in the cultivation world decided to take him in as a disciple.... more>>

Follow his daunting journey of cultivation from the highs, to the highers, to the heavens.

Satirical parody on face slapping novels.

Note as of Jan 9 2023:
The updates will be less consistent as we want to try to push for quality (haha) over quantity. The updates will still be weekly, but the date of update will be more random. Thank you for understanding. <<less

The deal: Beryl the self-proclaimed 'god-tier' gamer is offered one thousand years of paradise for reincarnating into a fantasy world and slaying the Demon King.
The plan: Pretending to be a girl in online games worked to get him tons of free gold. What could go wrong doing it for real this time?
The catch: Something feels very 'off' about this world. Why is it starting to seem like everyone here is some kind of weirdo? And even the Demon King, he’s… he’s…!
“For the love of God, is there ANYONE in this world who isn’t a pervert?!”... more>>

Update: It appears that the links for images posted on discord have broken for some reason. If you'd like to see an image that's missing, just leave a comment and I'll see about replacing it <3 <<less

I married a sex toy.

How to dig your own grave? —and other life snippets about a villainess who eats death flags for a living.
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Coco is a trash-like existence. Her attitude just makes people around her cough blood. It's Earth's blessing that she died. And her descent is her next world's misfortune.... more>>

She realized that she transmigrated inside an otome game she used to play as Colette Corliss, the villainess. Nothing to worry about. She can just use her game knowledge to avoid death flags or something, right?

It’s just that the plot became nothing but fart. All because she transmigrated in a world where numerous otome games co-exist. A world with plenty of protagonists with different tiers of heroine halos. A bunch of Rival Characters. Love interests confusing who their heroine was. There was only one word to describe her current circumstance. Chaos! But it isn't necessarily a bad thing. She smirked to herself.

"In chaos, I thrive. Duh."

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Content Warning: This novel is absurd. Do not read this at home.

Mostly a parody of isekai'd to games and cultivation worlds.

? Previously known as "Merge Riot!"

This will be reposted on RoyalRoad.com under the username Dalang Tala <<less

This is the story of a man who made a lot of bad choices.... more>>

An American army engineer finds himself at rock bottom in Japan, but finally figures out a way to put his life back together. While waiting in an airport in Japan, he was hoping to reconnect with his ex-wife, repair his relationship with his daughter, and get his family back.

The plane never makes it to Japan.

Having reached the end of his rope, Ryan just can't take it anymore, and decides to end it all by stepping out into traffic. The only problem is that he stepped out in front of Truck-Kun on the prowl.

As Ryan awakens, he finds himself trapped in the midst of a Romantic Isekai Otome Game, a world he knows nothing about. To add to his troubles, he finds himself occupying the body of the school's social outcast, destined to be married to the villainess, who is on the verge of ruining her engagement with the crown prince and facing exile from the kingdom.

On top of that, Ryan soon discovers that he is not the only one who has been transported to this world. Someone else very familiar with the setting is trying to manipulate the world to their own benefit and in the process may change the genre from what should be a simple rom-com into a demonic apocalypse.

To prevent this, the Gods have given Ryan an offer he can't refuse.

Stop the end of the world and they'll help him find his family. <<less

He had a promising future in show business. He had the looks, the charm and the love of millions - yet somehow, all it took was one crazy fan to injure him! Swaying between death and life, national heartthrob Shishigane Reo must clear the notoriously hard love game *Lovely Compass Love Chu Chu*...but how do you clear a love game when you’re the just the little brother of the main capture target?! ... more>>

He’s pissed. He’s very, very, pissed. <<less

I am Tachibana Kyou, the likable, klutzy, perverted, dense character.
Of course, my character traits do not stop there. I'm a genius who can become any character I put my mind to be—Acting talents perfect for a "mob", the crucial role that hooks up the main characters with the girls around them.... more>>

Indeed, moving from school to school throughout my life to fulfill my passion, I have truly become the Modern Cupid! And for another year in this new high school, I decided to step up a level this time: Aim for a HAREM SHURABA, a situation that any guy would dream of!

Things were surely going according to plan...
And yet, why are the girls killing their love interests instead of confessing their love?
Why are they looking at me so strangely? Why do they even know where I live?!
...WHO ON EARTH ARE THESE GIRLS?!

This is a side-story I made for fun.
(All art in this novel is AI-generated/edited)
Updates: https://discord.gg/aXz8qyB <<less

Dear Inspector,... more>>

Please accept this letter as my formal resignation from being a Player.

Hey! Laugh all you want, but I had to try. With no rules down here, who's to say that I can't resign?

Anyway, my reasons are simple: I'm neither a gamer nor a hero. You got the wrong person for the job. Sure, the pay is decent and I could pretty much live like a king if, you know, I wasn't so busy trying to survive. I have major concerns about the demonic dagger bound to my soul too. Come to think of it, I've never asked to be transported to this fantasy land either and would like you to return me home, thank you very much. I don't want supernatural powers, I don't want to complete quests after quests, and I don't want to be your test subject anymore. What? I'm not whining, you're whining. Stop making excuses and let me leave already.

Thank you for your understanding, and I hope you'll find a better replacement after I'm gone for good.

Sincerely,
Randel, the Mad Painter <<less

Every night, when he rested on his bed and looked back on his way of life. He discovered nothing but regrets. ... more>>

But what could he do then?

He was now old and out of time—he could do nothing but accept his life choices and pray that he acquire enough wisdom to experience life with little regrets in the next life.

Life is cruel. Everyone faces mishaps, sorrows, and tragedies, which in turn give birth to regrets. 『Master Of Centipedes』 is a story of a king who lived his entire life, caged in the misery of regrets but received a second chance in life.

Once a king, now a pupil inside a sect.

This time, will he be able to live a life any different from before?

Note: He doesn't reincarnate as a centipede. Instead, he's a being who can control centipedes. But, the insects will evolve. <<less

Series of prompts I wrote on Reddit.

New edition is out! Please go to that one!
Chapters 16-28 have been removed from here.
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When an encounter with truck-kun should have led... more>> to a new life, Kawari defies fate's call for reincarnation.
Instead, he gains a rare gift—the ability to traverse between two worlds.
In one realm, he finds a breathtaking land of fantasy, a melting pot of cultures along with an integrated system. In the other, a modern cityscape hums with bustling life and technological marvels.
As the threads of fate intertwine, the Royal Marshal seeks to exploit the connection between the realms, threatening the delicate balance. Kawari embarks on a solemn quest to protect both worlds and unravel the mysteries that bind them. A journey built from the promises of those he cares for.
When life gives a second chance, it doesn’t matter what form it takes. Whether he finds his place amidst the dazzling wonders of the fantastical, or the profound beauty of the everyday.
A heartfelt, somber tale of self-discovery, and the appreciation of life.
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A side project/experiment. Only releases when needed. Only published on Scribblehub (For now). <<less

You've read tales of strong and stealthy ninjas; Ninjas capable of splitting boulders and performing greatness. Well, sucks for you.
Umezaka Rio is none of those things - she's just a normal girl who wants to live normally. Really. Please believe her. ... more>>

Rio: If it wasn't for that old man...!

OR: What if a test subject of Orochimaru's survives, gains great power, but is 100% uninterested in using it?

Hiding your strength from a military village is harder than you'd think. <<less

Light Novel
There's so much isekai out there where the protagonist die because of trucks. What happens to the truck drivers?
Van Driver is a self made man who lifted his family out of poverty by being the best truck driver of the company of Amagon. Life was going well for the man living in a small apartment complex until one day, he hit a salaryman with his truck. He saw a weird light before he crashed at that salaryman though, making him think that that someone must have been isekai’d. He was temporarily detained until he eventually rots in jail for life imprisonment. He doesn’t want to give up, because he and the other... more>> people with him at the prison are also truck drivers who saw the same light as he did.

Read this story for the exciting adventures of Van and his cellmates trying to figure out how to prove that they aren’t murderers, and the inevitable journeys that they will take between the various dimensions in the universe!
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Sometimes features my art. I appreciate it so much if you comment criticisms and such. Thank you <3 <<less