Cooper is, probably, the laziest guy known to man. He's so lazy that when truck-kun came to claim him using his little sister as bait, the driver had to swerve onto the lawn to kill him! Disgusted by the gods' attempt to make him move, he decides that he won't become a murder-hobo dungeon core (because that's too much work) and instead, creates the 'Relaxation Plaza' of his dreams.
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