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Spoilers ahead. There's also a shit ton of things, so there might be some outdated stuff. For characters, the focus chapter refers to the chapter their Sacred Power is revealed, which is why some might not have one. Oh yeah, the titles after the character's name are put there to make them seem more important than they are. 

Side Note: Some of these character descriptions aren't actual character descriptions. Whoopsie.

Second side note: I'm mostly doing this to see how far I can push a glossary.

Third Side Note: I made my own glossary for kicks and giggles, and I can't be arsed to explain what you'll find, here are the links (You're gonna have to copy and paste cause Glossary thing is limited):
Important Characters: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kbPVItFZiKTdh5lQlUOc4vgHYRI2m_BOlQ3JVDXB1ps/edit?usp=sharing

Not-So Important Characters:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11ZzQRJXpResgGSGw2sgGSciS4lERwaeIodkryV0WGaE/edit?usp=sharing

A Bunch of Scuffed Spreadsheets:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_bs7S-ugY78BpU6AqHQvIEaNHhEiicdDoGiWjNfSAbQ/edit?usp=sharing


Main Group (Temporary Name)
Madeleine the Maid

Character profile: Madeleine.
First chapter appearance: Chapter 1: Another One Bites The Dust
Focus chapter: Chapter 11: Rhinestone Eyes
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Side Note.
Grade report for maid school: S in Cooking, B in Private Service, C in Combat, C in Cleaning, A in Oddly Specific Requests Made By The Master Of The House, S in Mathematics, F in Obedience, SSS in [Tea Stains Block The Last Subject].
Description: The main character. Y'all will learn more about her as the story continues. Or maybe not. That'd be funny.
Fun fact: I came up with Madeleine's name the very chapter it was introduced. Yes, I wrote a story without knowing what my main character's name was going to be.

Mare "Speedy" Sicht, the Solo Bandit King

Character profile: Mare "Speedy" Sicht.
First chapter appearance: Chapter 13: Speed Demon
Focus chapter appearance: Chapter 13: Speed Demon
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Super Speed.
Favourite city: Prowler City, a coastal city in the country Thawnerry.
Description: A former Bandit King found across the world, Mare was considered the most powerful, as unlike most who become kings by building invincible criminal empires, Mare was a one-woman army. She was capable of doing the work of twenty men in half the time they'd take, regardless of what the job was. She was caught and sentenced to death after drinking some beer laced with a sleep potion in a bar she thought she could trust. The soup elf saved her from execution and, since then, has been under her care and employment. She kept the bandit clothes, for some reason.

Mayfield, the Pale Child

Character profile: Mayfield
First chapter appearance: Chapter 22: Burning Down The House
Focus Chapter: Chapter 48: Pale Machine
Status: Alive
Sacred Power: Lord of Monsters
Parents: Genekaiser, Father of the Ancient Dragons, and Lily, the Maiden Who Tamed The Beast.
Description: The Pale Child. There are only 9 Ancient Dragons, each holding command over a piece of nature itself. The exception is Mayfield, who is the only Ancient Dragon born between Genekaiser, the Father of all of them, and a human. This left her with a unique case where she had both a human and dragon form. Due to her upbringing by her father, she spent the majority of her life in her dragon form. However, after being hunted by history's most powerful adventurer party, the Sacred Vagabonds, she resorted to changing to her human form to stop them from attacking her, as they assumed she was a mindless beast. The party would then accept her, and soon she'd travel with them, doubling as a power vanguard and a travelling steed. The Sacred Vagabonds would defeat the Demon Lord of their time, which led to the death of all but four members. Lord of Monsters was given to Mayfield by the Demon Lord, despite being a skill typically passed down from Demon Lord to Demon Lord. Due to a unique, unintended consequence of her parentage, her Sacred Power, and her closeness with Side Note, she gained a third form. 
Author's Note: Holy shit this is long.

Mel, The Side Character

Character profile: ??? (Depends on identity).
First chapter appearance: Chapter 6: Runaway
Focus chapter: Chapter 6: Runaway
Status: Alive.
Sacred Power: Side Character.
Number of identities: Remembers 16, probably more.
Description: The eternal Side Character, forced to play fourth to seventh fiddle in many stories. There would be more in this description, but that'd be no fun. You'll find out more on this journey. Probably.

Merida Sicht, the Seer

Character profile: Merida Sicht.
First chapter appearance: Chapter 8: $4cr1f1c14|_
Focus chapter: Chapter 14: Honest Eyes
Status: Alive
Sacred power: All Seeing Eye.
Worldwide net worth ranking: #3, behind Scorzar the Eternal Hoarder and Rich Ardrago.
Description: The elf obsessed with soup. The bookshelves on the west wall are random gift books given to her over her life and the east wall is filled with soup recipes from all over the world, from world-renowned chefs to stay at home wives she visited for a night. Her wealth comes from three sources: The treasures she constantly finds on her estate and sells, the hush money she is given by nearly every country, and Speedy's seventy two side jobs. She hopes Madeleine brings a bunch of people to her home for fun. She is an avid board gamer.
Fun fact: Merida was initially supposed to be a running gag character, where she'd just randomly appear cooking soup, and each time she'd be knocked out by Mel. I have no idea what compelled me to turn her into the Seer, but I do like this route I took.

Merry Deimos, The Summoner

Character profile: Merry Deimos.
First chapter appearance: Chapter 3: Shelter From The Storm
Focus chapter: Chapter 5: Summoner
Status: Alive
Sacred Power: Demon Summoning.
Favourite Demon: Belphegor.
Description: The dreaded summoner of demons. Merry, whilst they were Ferry, was roped into the harem of the Demon Empress Chloe Darrow. They attempted to escape this fate by changing both gender and race, going from a human male to a sheep beastkin female. This did not deter the Demon Empress, so as a last resort, Merry attempted to make her escape whilst on a mission with the Hero. It was pure coincidence that on this mission they would meet the Maid, and Wulfric would die, leading to Merry joining the Main Group.
Author's Note: You can find Merry's original character profile from when she was Ferry down in the Sacred Power holders section.

Mila Phobos, The Prodigy

Character profile: Mila Phobos
First chapter appearance: Chapter 40: The Prodigy
Focus chapter: Chapter 40: The Prodigy
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Faster Learning
Books read: 872
Description: The prodigal daughter of the Phobos house. The child of Albus and Cherry Phobos, she quickly picked up anything and everything she was exposed to. By the time she was merely 5, she had moved on to books that only specialists in those fields would bother reading. By the time she was 8, she had learnt the way of nobles and weaselled her way to all corners of Bellum, building connections. By the time she was 15, she was a seasoned traveller, having learnt about many cultures, languages and most importantly, people. People in many high places. She uses these connections to gain information, hoarding it all until its true value is finally realised. Although Faster Learning had a part in her rise to power, it merely sped up the process. Without it, she'd have just achieved this years later than she did here. A true prodigy, even compared to those who have held Faster Learning before her.
Fun fact: It is family tradition in both the Phobos and Deimos house to name their children with names that with -erry. Mila's name is the first to break this trend.

Millie "Mimi" Migans, the Invisible

Character profile: Millie "Mimi" Migans
First chapter appearance: Chapter 22: Burning Down The House
Focus chapter: Chapter 27: Paralyzer
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Paralyzer
Occupations: Formerly a thief, a companion of The Insane Hero, and a restaurant mascot. Currently a freeloader.
Description: The catgirl with a big cloak and a suspicious interest in all things crime, she's a recent addition to the group. She falls behind the dragon, the mansion, and a really cool vase the Insane Hero set next to his front door on the acquisition rankings. The Insane Hero brought her into the party because, in his own words, "A catgirl is a staple." If it weren't that fact, she'd most likely be living on the streets, still resorting to her thieving ways. An unfortunate fate for many like her in the Garwet Kingdom.
Author's Note: She's the obligatory catgirl.

Myka Jaspers the Blindfolded Maid

Character profile: Myka Jaspers
First chapter appearance: Chapter 25: Deus Ex Machina At A Young Age
Focus chapter: Chapter 49: My Time
Status: Alive
Sacred Power: Reality Warping?
Location of eyes: Davidstown
Description: The blindfolded maid who works under Madeleine. Despite wearing a blindfold, Myka is the second most effective maid, only falling behind Madeleine. Myka acts like she is capable of sight, and is constantly doing things that should be impossible with a blindfold. In reality, Myka is just wearing a blindfold for the hell of it, and can still see clearly using her degraded Sacred Power. She is currently content with her current situation, as in her own words: "Better to be a side character than an antagonist."
Author's Note: Myka's original character profile from her focus chapter can be read down below in the Sacred Power holders section.

Recurring Sacred Power holders
Carte Grande, First Princess of the Sacre Pla Nation

Character profile: Carte Grande
First chapter appearance: Chapter 52: Two of Hearts
Focus chapter: Chapter 52: Two of Hearts
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Card Magic
Favourite card: 7 of Spades
Description: The First Princess of the Sacre Pla nation. She is a member of the Sacre Pla royal family, which consists of her father, two older brothers, and a younger sister. She spends her days locked inside her room, with not a soul knowing what she does, nor when she will ever come out. Her shut-in life was caused by events that happened in her youth. When she was young, she attended the Luminescence Academy, a school that  was for children of the most influential people in the world. She just so happened to attend the year the Maid School was attacked by a Demon Lord. Said Demon Lord would go on to attack other schools, alongside his corp of corrupted maids. His final and biggest attack was on Luminescence Academy, widely considered one of the greatest tragedies in the history of Mendass, and the creation of the lands called Toxicity Itself, one of the 72 Calamities of Mendass.

Jack The Ripper

Character profile: Jack (Real name: [DATA MISSING])
First chapter appearance: Chapter 68: Root of All Evil
Focus chapter: Chapter 71: Jack The Ripper
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Jack the Ripper
Number of prostitutes killed: 0
Description: The orphan girl touched by another world's darkness. Jack, whose real name has long been rubbed away by the whims of her otherworld patron, was just another orphan wandering the slums. Her mother was a prostitute who died when she was merely five, and her father was a bandit who was subjugated before she was even born. As if her luck wasn't already bad, she was suddenly chosen as the target for one of the Creator's whim, and she was gifted a Sacred Power, one that attempted to influence her very character. The shadow of Jack the Ripper lurks over her, whispering ideas into her head. "I know a place where no one is likely to pass."

Mad Rox, Friend of the Shadows

Character profile: Mad Rox
First chapter appearance: Chapter 34: Out of the Black
Focus chapter: Chapter 34: Out of the Black
Status: Deceased?
Sacred power: Shadow Cloning
Years since death: 94 years
Description: The elder of the Patras tribe who has long been dead. His Sacred Power was an ability passed onto him during his childhood when he came across a solo adventurer who attempted to hunt in the Elf Forest but was quickly shot down by the tribes that lived within. The adventurer sunk one of his clones into Mad's shadow, unknowingly giving him the Sacred Power. He was an outcast from the Rox tribe who had braved the forest in hopes of greener pastures, fighting off monsters endlessly, before coming across the Patras tribe. They prided themselves on strength, and so welcomed him with open arms. He would actively fight alongside his clones, being able to single-handedly deal with threats that would take an entire party of adventurers. 
Fun fact: His name is a reference to James Madrox from Marvel, also known as The Multiple Man.

Maggie "Magpie" Rain, Bandit Chief Wife

Character profile: Maggie "Magpie" Rain
First chapter appearance: Chapter 23: Wonderwall
Focus chapter: Chapter 23: Wonderwall
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Oasis
Bounty: 0 Gold (The Bounty's Association don't know she was part of the bandit group)
Description: The wife of a desert nomad turned bandit chief. She was born in the nearby city, Golias, famed home of David the Insane, but ran away from home after learning what happened to commoners born with Sacred Powers in her country. She fled to the desert, knowing what her Sacred Power was. There she met a group of nomads, who quickly became her family. Due to a lack of food and discrimination against their nomadic culture, they turned to banditry. As one of the few educated within their ranks, Maggie became one of their leaders, alongside her husband. It was in this position she learnt some more… unsavoury traits.

Marigold, the Omnipotent Ball of Energy in the Shape of a Little Girl

Character profile: Marigold
First chapter appearance: Chapter 25: Deus Ex Machina At A Young Age
Focus chapter: Chapter 25: Deus Ex Machina At A Young Age
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Omnipotence
Favourite biscuits: Lemon biscuits.
Description: A young girl who had awakened the Omnipotence Sacred Power. Due to its nature, it is a Sacred Power that ignores the typical rules, as it can only be given to a denizen of Mendass at the behest of the Creator. Why did he give a little girl Omnipotence? He meant to give it to her dad, well-known for being incorruptible by extraordinary power, but accidentally gave it to her. Due to his mistake, he sent Croen to kill her so he could give it to the dad, who he was planning on giving it to, but Croen decided against it. Due to barely paying attention, the Creator thinks Croen is just taking his sweet time with the killing.

Maxine the Sorceress

Character profile: Maxine the Sorceress
First chapter appearance: Chapter 32: Queens of the Stone Age
Focus chapter: Chapter 81: Back Together
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Time Flow Control
Time spent mastering magic: 2 years (Felt like 200 years for her)
Reason for cat ears on her cloak: She thinks it's cute.
Description: The Royal Sorceress whose journey has recently ended. Maxine is a reincarnator, formerly Max Milton. She believed that since she was reincarnated, surely both her wife and eldest daughter reincarnated too, as they all died in the same crash. She used her ability and previous memories to eventually enter the Luminescence Academy, which she graduated from two years before the tragedy struck it. She eventually became the Royal Sorceress for the Sacre Pla Nation, planning to use her new privileges to gain funds to travel around Mendass. She grew close to Princess Carte during this time, eventually realising why when Eliza Milton was summoned. She then went on her journey to find the Seer, who would have the answer. Surprisingly, she is not bothered by the move from a male body to a female body.

Michelle Marshall, the Foul-Mouthed Reincarnator

Character profile: Michelle Marshall
First chapter appearance: Chapter 2: Riders On The Storm
Focus chapter: Chapter 29: Voodoo Child
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Telekinesis
Favourite "character": The Man In The Pinstripe Suit.
Description: A reincarnator with a foul mouth, she was the childhood friend of Rio Verdeux, one of Madeleine's former masters. She believes that although everyone is the main character of their own story, it's only during the most exciting parts of their lives, with all other parts of their lives amounting to nothing. She also believes that most people's lives are one-shot stories, not continuous narratives. The only exceptions, in her eyes, are those who are reincarnators, tied to a reincarnator, or essential to the world. She was shocked to see Rio turn into the villainess she was, expecting her to be her childhood friend character. She was even more shocked to see the maid still alive, expecting her to be that one obligatory death needed to ensure a mature rating. Unfortunately for her, she's going to see the maid a lot more than she wants to.

Myka Jaspers, The Reality Warper Who Wishes To Escape

Character profile: Myka Jaspers
First chapter appearance: Chapter 25: Deus Ex Machina At A Young Age
Focus chapter: Chapter 49: My Time
Status: Alive
Sacred power: [DATA MISSING]
[EXTRA FACT UNAVAILABLE]: [DATA MISSING]
Description: [DATA CURRENTLY IN PROCESS OF REWRITE]
Fun fact: Myka's name isn't a different spelling of a word, which is unlike her siblings.

Rebel Debbie Ryan, Ultimate Criminal

Character profile: Rebel Debbie Ryan
First chapter appearance: Chapter 83: Joker and the Thief
Focus chapter: Chapter 84: The Defiant
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Defiant
Favourite law to break: Jaywalking (Fun fact: You can get executed for jaywalking in the city called 'The Dome'.)
Description: The defiant book thief who does what she wants and gets away with it. Rebel was born a demon in the country of Virutoso, a land that executes demons as it is illegal to be a demon there. Rebel grew up on the streets, scavenging whatever she could. One day she attempted theft, but there just happened to be a guard right in front of Rebel, who saw what she did. The guard did nothing, which confused Rebel. She continued to steal, eventually escalating her crimes. She stole openly from shops catered to just nobles. She walked right through the noble's district, entering all their homes. She even openly seduced the duke's daughter, causing her to be ostracized, yet somehow Rebel was unpunished. Eventually, Rebel decided to walk into the king's throneroom and stabbed him while he was seated. Virutoso fell to ruins, leaving Rebel to wander the world.

Probably Important Sacred Power holders
Alexis Lentil, the Brewing Witch

Character profile: Alexis Lentil
First chapter appearance: Chapter 25: Deus Ex Machina At A Young Age
Focus chapter: Chapter 26: Alphabet Aerobics
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Alphabet Soup
Favourite soup: Too many options to choose from.
Description: The Brewing Witch, well known for being a collector of items she hopes to stir within her cauldrons. Many believe she is trying to create a potion for Immortality, but that isn't the case. She has already done that. Her Sacred Power, Alphabet Soup, used to be used as a tool for her unparalleled reign as the Queen of Combat, but she gave up that title after finding her love for cauldrons, witch hats, and making random liquids. She prefers making simpler things, like soups or energy drinks, but can make more complicated items, like potions or poisons, if you manage to contact her. She was the one who opened Merida's eyes to soup.

Ammul, the Fell God of Evil

Character profile: Ammul, the Fell God
First chapter appearance: Chapter 68: Root of All Evil
Focus chapter: Chapter 68: Root of All Evil
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Evil Incarnate
Earth name: Booker Milton
Description: The fallen God of Evil. Ammul was Mendass' God of Evil before a certain hero of an age long past managed to ascend to the Godrealm and bested him in combat. Ammul was sent falling out of the Godrealm and found himself on Earth in the form of a cat. He was adopted by the Milton family and named Booker. The young daughter, Eliza, was especially doting on him, despite his constant abuse of the family. Due to his origin on Mendass, it tried pulling him back. The first time it tried, it caused the Milton family's car to crash, leading to the death of the father, mother, and older sister, who would reincarnate in Mendass. The second time, it displaced the older brother and Eliza, stranding them in Mendass. The third time succeeded, causing Ammul to be summoned by a cult that worshipped him. He hoped to capture Sacred Power holders, convert them to items, and equip his strongest subordinates to completely ravage the world, but this plan was stopped by a certain maid.
Fun fact: His name is an anagram for Malum, which is evil in Latin.

Ark Eisen, He Who Is Blessed With Delirium

Character profile: Ark Eisen
First chapter appearance: Chapter 41: Becoming Insane
Focus chapter: Chapter 41: Becoming Insane
Status: Alive?
Sacred power: Becoming Insane
Current sanity (In mL): 0.005
Description: The insane stranger that suddenly appeared in Madeleine's room. Ark spent most of his life completely normal, the only abnormality being his strength. He was able to lift what an adult could when he was a teenager, and although he was a bit jumpy, overall he seemed completely normal. That is until his adulthood came. He was evidently stronger, being able to lift many times what an adult could lift, but some weird mannerisms he rarely showed a child became much more apparent. He'd talk to himself, random freeze up whilst walking, and do more and more suicidal acts. One day he disappeared from the village on a quest to find a specific maid. He was only 20.

Cherry Phobos, Matriarch of the Phobos House

Character profile: Cherry Phobos
First chapter appearance: Chapter 38: Strange Cakes
Focus chapter: Chapter 38: Strange Cakes
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Bloodbath
Years spent in Lilu: 8
Description: The wife of the current Phobos head. She is actually the original heir of the Phobos name, with Albus marrying into the family, but Albus was significantly more adept at noble work, and so it was decided he would be the head as opposed to her. Albus and Cherry actually married out of love, due to Cherry's parents dying when she ascended to head, and so she could basically choose the direction of her life. She always hid her Sacred Power, before one day, at a ball, a group of cultists attacked, and she was forced to act, using her Sacred Power to blow away the cultists. There just so happened to be a vampire as part of the cultists, who informed the Vampire Council, who planned her kidnapping after learning she could create blood. 

Chloe Darrow, Duchess of Norpasse

Character Profile: Chloe Darrow.
First chapter appearance: Chapter 3: Shelter From The Storm
Focus chapter: Chapter 4: Get Lucky
Status: Alive.
Sacred Power: Lucky.
Dream: To have a harem that specifically has a Demon Lord, a Hero, a Demon Summoner, two members of royalty, and a sentient golem. Bonus points if there's a servant.
Description: The Duchess of Norpasse. She isn't actually considered an official duchess, but due to a combination of dumb luck and dumber luck, she managed to get a large part of the Garwet Kingdom's land under her ownership. There are still nobles who live in her territory who actually run the place, but she is their ruler for all intents and purposes. In fact, in roughly two days, she'll end up the ruler of the Garwet Kingdom and two of its neighbouring countries, Hula Island and the Sacre Pla Nation. How? Through the dumbest of luck.
Fun fact: I named her after Lucky Chloe from Tekken 7. Darrow is just a noble sounding name.

Christie Runnen, Owner of the Wall of Weapons

Character profile: Christie Runnen
First chapter appearance: Chapter 55: Weapon of Choice
Focus chapter: Chapter 55: Weapon of Choice
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Weaponsmith
Favourite weapon: So, like, I figured that since battleaxes are just axes with blades on both sides, would a waraxe be blades on the entire handle? Cause like, if a war is a bunch of battles, then a waraxe must have more blades than a battleaxe, so that's exactly what I created. I, like, realised you can't hold it, so I put one of those tele thingy enchu… encha… encha something on it so you can move it with your mind. It was, like, really cool. Also, my favourite weapon is a dagger. I don't need to, like, think to make those.
Description: The owner of the Wall of Weapons, and provider and collector of weapons, legendary and common alike. Christie is the younger sister of Satdrul Smithking, and looks up to him as an inspiration. They're both the children of a former Dwarven noble and a human peasant, who met when they applied to be adventurers at the same time. Although her ability was able to create any weapon she could imagine, Satdrul's proficiency with metal and deep knowledge of weapons was beyond Christie, which is why she only claims to be the second best weaponsmith, never the first. 
Fun fact: Her name is a reference to Christopher Walken, who starred in the music video for 'Weapon of Choice' by Fatboy Slim.

David the Insane

Character profile: David the Insane
First chapter appearance: Chapter 22: Burning Down The House
Focus chapter: Chapter 22: Burning Down The House
Status: Deceased
Sacred power: Appraisal
Times dialogue was skipped: 153 times
Description: A reincarnator born with Appraisal, of course he thought he was the main character. Especially with how often he found himself in weird situations and the fact he had Appraisal! Appraisal! The staple Isekai cheat! Unfortunately for him, he reincarnated into the world of Mendass, where golems are appliances, San Francisco was recreated entirely, and lemons don't exist despite every other Earth fruit existing. The narrative was never in his favour since this isn't your usual fantasy ordeal. That and characters who think they're the main character are never the main character. It's probably because of the latter thing.

Deela Jaspers, Dealer of the Heart Bunny Casino

Character profile: Deela Jaspers
First chapter appearance: Chapter 44: Be Okay
Focus chapter: Chapter 44: Be Okay
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Deal
Favourite card: Nine of Cups
Description: The slave bunny girl of the "Heart Bunny" casino. One of sixteen siblings who all miraculously were born with Sacred Powers. Lopa was considered the weakest, so she was sold into slavery alongside one of her sisters. She ended up being bought by the owner of the "Heart Bunny", who renamed his casino to match the deck of Lopa, whose Queen of Hearts had an excellent piece of art that oddly reminded Lopa of her sister. Due to her status as a slave, she is one of three siblings to not have children, the other two being Haato and Myka.
Fun fact: Her name is literally just dealer spelt differently.

Doris Marine, Blessed By Water

Character profile: Doris Marine
First chapter appearance: Chapter 85: The Raft
Focus chapter: Chapter 85: The Raft
Status: Alive
Sacred profile: Hydrokinesis
Favourite fish: Flounder
Description: The hydrophobic holder of Hydrokinesis. Doris always considered herself a bit unlucky due to the constant stream of irony she's hit with in her life. Her mother was a former pirate, yet she loathed ships. Her father was a retired general of a navy fleet, yet she loathed the sea. Her hometown was Coast City, which was famed for its beautiful beaches, yet she loathed beaches. It was discovered she was blessed by the Goddess of Water Andu, yet she loathed the water. It felt like the universe was against her, giving her things that would be blessings for literally anyone else that wasn't her. She would soon end up in a situation that would either make or break her. I wonder how she'll fare?

Eliza Milton, the Lost Child

Character profile: Eliza Milton
First chapter appearance: Chapter 47: Winter Valentine
Focus chapter: Chapter 53: Green Warmth
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Florakinesis
Name of relatives: Max (Father), Cartrina (Mother), Jeremy (Older Brother), Melina (Older Sister), Booker (Pet Cat), Larry (Family Teddy Bear)
Description: A child lost in a world riddled with madness and strife. She was summoned by the Sacre Pla Nation as a hero to deal with the Demon Empress after news of Wulfric's betrayal and death was spread across the land. She was sent to Fort Lorparrel, thought to be a safe place to train her, but the Demon Lord caught wind of this and sent an army of mercenaries and prominent figures he contacted to kill this singular hero, who could very turn the tides. A certain mercenary pitied Eliza and chose to not kill her, not knowing she was the target. Before being sent to Fort Lorparrel, Eliza became quick friends with Princess Carte, well-known for shutting herself in her room and not allowing others to enter. Eliza calls Carte 'mum' for a reason unknown to her. Carte knows the very reason why she's called mum, however. 

Ferry Deimos, The Summoner

Character profile: Ferry Deimos.
First chapter appearance: Chapter 3: Shelter From The Storm
Focus chapter: Chapter 5: Summoner
Status: Alive
Sacred Power: Demon Summoning.
Favourite Demon: Belphegor.
Description: The dreaded summoner of demons, he can be hired for personal summonings, with the price being the acquisition of materials and a cup of tea. He previously used to get the materials through his own pocket and charge summons through gold, but after 6 consecutive summonings where he didn't get paid because the client was killed by the demon upon summoning, he decided it'd be cheaper if the materials were procured by the client instead. He likes tea.
Author's Note: This is the pre-Merry character profile.

Lilith, Lord of Lust

Character profile: Lilith
First chapter appearance: Chapter 69: WAP
Focus chapter: Chapter 69: WAP
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Lust
Favourite sex position: All of them
Description: The Lord of Lust, who took the position back from Asmodeus. In Mendass, when an individual descends to the greatest level of Demonhood, they become a Demon Lord and gain power over a Domain, much like a God. Many Demon Lords gain a Domain based on their achievements, and typically their Domain is unique. One such example is Madeleine's former teacher, the Lord of Poison. His Domain should be obvious. The Seven Cardinal Sinners are an exception to this. Any Demon Lord can gain the Domain of a Seven Deadly Sin, but to do so they must defeat or be handed it by its current Lord. Lilith, the first succubus, was the first Lord of Lust, but handed it over to Asmodeus, who is the most well-known holder of the title of Lord of Lust. Lilith has only recently taken it back, and it is unknown why.

Loakee Jaspers, The Trickster

Character profile: Loakee Jaspers
First chapter appearance: Chapter 46: Friend
Focus chapter: Chapter 46: Friend
Status: Deceased
Sacred power: Trickery
Favourite trick: Making people believe he disconnected his finger, only to reveal he didn't, to further reveal he did.
Description: The trickster brother of a family of Sacred Power holders. Trickery is an esoteric Sacred Power, even by Sacred Power standards. It is a gift by a god from another world, whose name is very close to the current holder of Trickery. The current holder, Loakee, is a travelling street performer who has gained a reputation for doing tricks no one can figure out. If you can figure out his trick, you are offered a chance to learn many more of his tricks, but so far, only two people have been able to do this. Known worldwide due to his talents, his sudden disappearance remains a mystery. Unlike most disappearances, which are easily solved by the many powerful beings within Mendass, his was never solved. One theory is that this is his greatest trick, where he makes people believe he existed in the first place, cementing him into the book of world myths.
Fun fact: His name is Loki but spelt differently. Creative, I know.

Medya Sicht, Prophetic Child of the Seer

Character profile: Medya Sicht
First chapter appearance: Chapter 74: Body Swap Shop
Focus chapter: Chapter 75: Prophetic Eyes
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Prophecy
Number of siblings: 10 siblings (1 older sister, 1 younger brother, 2 older half-sisters, 2 older half-brothers, 1 young half-brother, 3 younger half-sisters)
Description: The prophetic child of the Seer. Medya is the child of the Seer, Merida Sicht, and a merchant named Kalis. Kalis was born a commoner, so upon marriage took the Sicht name. His marriage with Merida, who was hiding her identity as the Seer, was eventually found out. Soon after Kalis was executed, and Merida ran away, abandoning the children, believing they would be safer on their own. Medya, like the other children of the Seer, was gifted with an ability related to sight. In her case, she can receive prophecies from deities, both native to Mendass and from other worlds. Due to both this and her relation to the Seer, she was shunned and soon found herself as a slave, left to wallow in the Sacre Pla slums. Eventually, the body swap shop owner found her, putting her in the body of a young girl to make her much easier to subdue. She held hope, however. One day she would be part of a weird, bizarre, but ultimately happy family. A family of a demon, a being of shadow, and her.

Mira Cerodos, Child of the Creator

Character profile: Mira Cerodos
First chapre appearance: Chapter 64: Sixty Four
Focus chapter: Chapter 64: Sixty Four
Status: Alive
Sacred power: 64
Favourite ability: Power Of Those From Beyond
Description: ???
Fun fact: Her surname is 02 in Spanish, whose theme is remixed for the Kirby Cafe song Sixty Four. No, I'm not talking about the anime girl, I'm talking about the secret final boss from Kirby 64: Crystal Shards.

Norika the Tiny Maid

Character profile: Norika
First chapter appearance: Chapter 67: Immovable Stone
Focus chapter: Chapter 72: backstory
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Stealth
Years spent in Maid School: Four and a half
Description: The tiny maid who wanders the land. A former student of the Maid School, she is only one of seven students to escape it before graduation. Unlike the other six, who could not handle the teachings, she ran due to the valuable knowledge she gained, believing she would be hunted down for knowing about such things. Unbeknownst to her, the headmaster did not care, nor knew she knew. She travelled the world, never staying in one spot, always on the run. To get funds, she signed up as a mercenary. While on her runaway, she was challenged to a fight by Lorn, who she beat through a series of sneak attacks. He would force himself onto her, travelling as a partner, either helping each other or challenging her to a deathmatch. Their weird relationship would end once they accepted a job from the Sacre Pla criminal underground. 

Pam, The Imprisoned Devil

Character profile: Pam
First chapter appearance: Chapter 66: Sympathy For The Devil
Focus chapter: Chapter 66: Sympathy For The Devil
Status: Alive
Sacred power: The Devil
Deals made: 31
Description: The maker of deals, stuck in the Shadowrealm. It is unknown which Shadow Cloning holder brought him into the Shadowrealm, but what is known is that even the oldest holder currently residing in the Shadowrealm found him in his corner cell. There is a theory among the shadows that the Shadowrealm is a separate dimension made solely to seal away this fiend, and Shadow Cloning was created from an escape attempt of his. Another theory is that he tried to make a deal with the first holder of Shadow Cloning but was outsmarted and trapped within the Shadowrealm, and stays here out of respect for the first holder. In truth, he was a friend of the first holder, and when he was taken in for the first time, he just refused to come out. He has managed to make a deal with every holder of Shadow Cloning, excluding Madeleine.

Rich Ardrago, Founder of the Dragon's Keep

Character profile: Rich Ardrago.
First chapter appearance: Chapter 7: Silver Lights
Focus chapter: Chapter 7: Silver Lights
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Item Box.
Favourite pastime: Conveniently being near a marriage proposal.
Description: The founder of the trading guild Dragon's Keep, he is a world-acclaimed merchant, known for always buying anything offered to him and selling whatever you need. The secret is that his near-endless hoard is kept within his Item Box. His long life and hoarding tendencies mean he has at least two copies of nearly anything in existence. He even has some unique items, like the bones of the original Entropy holder, a special piano from another world, and the amulet of the Demon King of Annihilation. He's also known for being the teacher of many influential people of this world, like the Head of the Trading Guilds Alliance.
Fun fact: His name is a reference to Richard, from Hotline Miami. The song 'Silver Lights' is associated with him as well. I put too much effort into a character who has only appeared once.

Rio "Queen" Verdeux, Tyrant of Hamblin

Character Profile: Rio "Queen" Verdeux.
First chapter appearance: Chapter 1: Another One Bites The Dust
Focus chapter: Chapter 1: Another One Bites The Dust
Status: Deceased
Sacred Power: 1up!
Favourite drink: The tea made by that annoying maid.
Description: A selfish and sadistic queen of a criminal dump turned mining capital, she was always given preferential treatment due to her status as the daughter of Duke Lui Verdeux and as a Sacred Power Holder. Due to her nature, she wasn't fated to stick around for long. The Hamblin Guards, the Mafia, the Abyssal creatures off in the horizon and even her own father wanted her dead. She only had three people who saw her in some sort of favourable light. Her unnaturally loyal head butler, an alleged childhood friend, and a self-proclaimed insane maid.

Sally Cordozar, Calamity Bringer

Character Profile: Sally Cordozar.
First chapter appearance: Chapter 2: Riders On The Storm
Focus chapter: Chapter 2: Riders On The Storm
Status: ???
Sacred Power: Entropy.
Childhood nickname: Calamity Sally.
Description: A hermit who lives near the edge of the world, she travelled here to live in solitude due to her Sacred Power. For the longest time, her Sacred Power didn't affect others due to her far off location. That all changed due to the development of Hamblin. She would move. However, she has grown quite comfortable with her current location. Her household is home to four individuals. Herself, an immortal she picked up on her adventures, the personification of the Chaos Storm, and the spirit of the lemon tree next to her home.
Fun fact: Her surname is a reference to Snoop Dogg. Why did I reference Snoop Dogg? No idea.

Seida Sicht, Chief of the Leere Clan

Character profile: Seida Sicht
First chapter appearance: Chapter 45: Every Day
Focus chapter: Chapter 45: Every Day
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Thunder
Relation to Merida: Mother
Description: The leader of the Leere clan and mother to Merida the Seer. The Leere clan were always feared due to their proficiencies with dark magic and the Beyond's monsters' ignorance towards them, but all this fear towards them reached an entire new peak when word came that the Dreaded Seer originated from them. As soon as that news got around to the kingdoms surrounding them, they planned to completely exterminate the clan as retaliation against the Seer, who they could not touch due to her schemes. An army coalition with soldiers from at least 15 different countries caused the Leere clan, in a last-ditch effort, to retreat beyond the Edge on a floating island, hoping the monster's typical ignorance would allow them to pass. 

The Judge of Souls

Character profile: [DATA MISSING]
First chapter appearance: Chapter 60: Where Are We Going?
Focus chater: Chapter 60: Where Are We Going?
Status: Technically speaking, deceased.
Sacred power: Soul Weight
Hobbies: Farming, drinking tea, and appreciating life.
Description: The Judge of Souls, whose true identity has been recently deleted. Not a soul can tell you what they are, and even less can tell you who they were before. The Judge was initially a wandering soul found in Mendass. Unlike many wandering souls, which tend to exist out of spite, regret, a combination of both, or cursed by necromancers, the Judge had no memory of who they were, no tether to the world. The Gods were going to send their soul back into the cycle, but something about it made them decide against it. Croen suggested that they let this soul be the Judge, which the Gods allowed, due to Croen's reputation as a slacker in almost every aspect of work as a God of Death. 

The Library

Character profile: The Library
First chapter appearance: Chapter 65: Aftermath
Focus chapter: Chapter 65: Aftermath
Status: Alive? Can it be considered alive? No idea.
Sacred power: Library
Number of books: Too many
Description: A secret library created by the Creator himself. It houses all possible forms of writing, from fictional books, royal documents, personal diaries and even small lover notes passed around in class. It primarily contains bookshelves filled with books, even some lost to time. There are special sections dedicated to pieces of writing that are not books. There is a wall with copies of adventurer quests pinned up on it, an endless cave with ancient languages carved into it, and even a computer with access to the written documents stored on devices from Earth that find their way to Mendass. The Library is entered through a magic spell only passed down in certain families, such as the Royal family of Sacre Pla or the children of Mana, Cyst City's president. Nisaty, the other world the Library is connected to, is Mendass' sister, created by the Creator as well. It is the exact opposite of Mendass. Fun fact: Mendass is an anagram of madness, while Nisaty is an anagram of sanity.

Valour Patras, Support of the 'Sacred Vagabonds'

Character profile: Valour Patras
First chapter appearance: Chapter 43: Miss You
Focus chapter: Chapter 43: Miss You
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Buff
Adventurer Rank: B
Description: The buffer of the former adventurer party 'Sacred Vagabonds'. Valour is a former chief of the Patras tribe from nearly 200 years before. He left to become an adventurer after hearing tales from an adventurer group that accidentally came across his village. His sudden departure actually started the Patras' civil war, which he is still unaware of. He is also unaware of the Patras tribe's current situation. His former adventurer party, the Sacred Vagabonds, were a party of Sacred Power holders. Individually their lowest member was Rank B, but together they were Rank S, the highest of adventurer ranks. Former members include the Queen of Combat Alexis and her pupil, Merida the Seer.

Wulfric Break, The Hero

Character profile: Wulfric Break
First chapter appearance: Chapter 17: Side of the Road
Focus chapter: Chapter 17: Side of the Road
Status: Deceased
Sacred power: Limitless
Number of lovers: Previously 35, currently It's Complicated
Description: The Hero of this world. How is the Hero chosen? Depends on which country is in charge of choosing the Hero. In Pansir, the Hero is decided through a tournament. In the Sacre Pla Nation, the Hero is decided through a lottery. In Cyst City, the Hero is chosen personally by Cyst, the city manager. In Druena, the country Hamblin belongs to, the Hero title is given to a random orphan who is immediately assassinated. The country Wulfric comes from is Trogen. The Hero there is chosen by throwing a large number of children into a frozen lake and seeing which one comes out first.

Other Sacred Power holders
Aleyn, Beloved of the Lake Spirit

Character profile: Aleyn.
First chapter appearance: Chapter 15: Barracuda
Chapter focus: Chapter 15: Barracuda
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Lake Guardian.
Favourite prey: Drowned goblins.
Description: The guardian fish was personally chosen by the Spirit. When the Spirit initially manifested, this fish was the only one to not cower, so the Spirit chose it to be the lake's guardian. In one of his rare moments of observation, the creator noticed their relationship and so created a Sacred Power for them. The fish has a human form but chooses to only show it to the Spirit. 

Ashley the Pickpocket

Character profile: Ashley
First chapter appearance: Chapter 58: Ashley The Pickpocket
Focus chapter: Chapter 58: Ashley The Pickpocket
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Pickpocket
Total weight of stolen goods: 3 tonnes
Description: The pickpocketer of Davidstown, who has a penchant for stealing belongings, not gold. Ashley comes from a very well-off family and doesn't really need to steal, but her Sacred Power compels her to steal. Sacred Powers with more active abilities tend to have this effect implanted within them, and a majority of people within Mendass are unable to suppress the urge. Unfortunately, this has led Ashley to become the thief she is, despite not needing anything. She does not steal from those who are obviously less fortunate than her, however, her only targets being those clearly affluent. Occasionally, she shares her spoils with the children in the slums.

Bartholomew Clanse, the Loss Less General

Character profile: Bartholomew Clanse
First chapter appearance: Chapter 83: Invaders Must Die
Focus chapter: Chapter 83: Invaders Must Die
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Genius War Tactician
Where are his armies?: In his sleeves.
Description: The Grand General of the Bellum Army. Bartholomew grew up in the militaristic country of Bellum, where might makes right (Unless your name ended with Deimos or Phobos, where you were always right). Although average in all aspects, his talent emerged when he joined a small tournament with his classmates, where his class would go head-to-head with the other classes of his school in a mock war tournament. Bartholomew was coincidentally chosen to be the general of his class. His class ended up winning the whole tournament, with the lowest death rate of 15%, a far cry from second place, which had a death rate of 45% at worst before facing Bartholomew's class. His talent caught the eye of the Phobos family, leading to him having his talents cultivated under their private tutors. Due to studying alongside Mila and sharing the title of 'Genius', they became rivals. However, their relationship has become strained due to Mila's growing apathy.

Bel Heal, Chern Kuno, and Kori Land, the Lovers

Character profiles: Bel Heal, Chern Kuno, and Kori Land
First chapter appearance: Chapter 18: Lovefool
Focus chapter: Chapter 18: Lovefool
Status: Alive and loving
Sacred power: Lovers
Dates gone on: As pairs, 2. As a trio, 0.
Description: A trio of lovers who recently got together. Chern is the ninja who has a hobby of collecting a tiny pebble from the ground of every new country she visits. She got to visit many countries as a member of the Hero's party. Bel is the priestess who was a bit of a weirdo back at the temple she grew up in due to specialising more in offence than support. Ironic considering her surname, a name given to all orphans raised at the temple she was at. Kori is the farmer who has been farming since she was a child. Due to being largely self-sufficient and the distance from the nearest town, her only social interactions until recently were with Merida. These three are childhood friends, but Kori was suddenly taken by the wind one day. The wind was actually Speedy, who kidnapped Kori at Merida's request.
Fun fact: Bel, Chern, and Kori come from the Russian words for white, black and brown respectively, meanwhile their surnames are related to their jobs. Heal for the Priestess, Kuno from Kunoichi for the Ninja, and Land for the Farmer.
Author's Note: I couldn't be bothered to make three different profiles.

Burrell, The Hater of Town Squares

Character profile: Burrell
First chapter appearance: Chapter 37: Hammer Time
Focus chapter: Chapter 37: Hammer Time
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Hammer
Number of hammers created: 93,143
Description: The mask-wearing, hammer throwing, big-boned man with a vendetta against town squares. Burrell is a spiteful man who grew up hating town squares. Why? He just hated being outdoors, he hated being in crowds, and he hated fountains. Town squares tend to have these three things, and as soon as he learnt he was a Sacred Power holder, he was ecstatic that he could finally destroy the things he always hated. Although at first he merely destroyed the fountains he came across with a giant hammer only he could lift with his strength, he eventually wisened up to the fact there were no limits to his hammer summoning and so chose to opt for the hammer flood option. He had rampaged across many towns and got away with it due to his surprisingly high adeptness with hammers.
Fun fact: His name is a reference to MC Hammer, whose real name is Stanley Kirk Burrell.

Charlie the Point

Character profile: Charlie
First chapter appearance: Chapter 36: Kave Diluvii
Focus chapter: Chapter 36: Kave Diluvii
Status: Deceased
Sacred power: Finger
Number of people assassinated with ability: 22
Description: A feared bandit in the criminal underworld, known for being able to stop hearts with nothing but a point. He wasn't always a bandit, but a few accidental murders of your bullies end up with the entire village outcasting you, which makes you go for the bandit lifestyle. Due to a desire to never be trampled over again like back in his village, Charlie decided to go the ruthless route, knowing that he could easily create fear in others through his power. He murdered his way to the top. Unfortunately, he meets his doom when, while unconscious, he gets knocked over by the wind of a dragon turning around, leading to him drowning in a flooded cave. His name became a punchline in the criminal world due to being only one of two people dying when his group was attacked, the other being a dude who was busy in the toilet.

Claudio Explosivo the Explosive

Character profile: Claudio Explosivo
First chapter appearance: Chapter 77: Explosivo
Focus chapter: Chapter 77: Explosivo
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Bomb
Favourite thing to turn into a bomb: Oranges
Description: The explosive madman. Claudio grew up with a fascination with explosions. He was born in Golmi, the capital of inventors, and thus saw many explosions. His father was an inventor, and ended up seeing many of his failures comically explode in his face. The newest weapon created in Golmi was the hand grenade, which Claudio had the honour of seeing its beta tests. His fascination with explosives led to him studying the field of pyrotechnics, and it soon became an obsession. His obsession grew big enough that the world noticed this, granting him the Bomb Sacred Power. Now he blows shit up with a smile on his face.

Curry, The Pirate Lord

Character profile: Curry
First chapter appearance: Chapter 59: Duel In The Darkened Sky
Focus chapter: Chapter 59: Duel In The Darkened Sky
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Trident
Favourite colour: Orange
Description: The Pirate Lord, famed for taming the Endless Sea, wielding his iconic Trident against all that oppose him. He grew up in a family of sailors, but he was shunned by them due to having hydrophobia in his childhood. To get back at them, he chose to overcome his fear. It took nearly two decades, but eventually, he had become immune to his anxiety, so long as he stood in his ship. This very fear led to him being the greatest pirate, as he did whatever it took to make sure he, his crew, and his ship were never in danger of sinking. He was finally caught after his ship was suddenly teleported and dropped into Davidstown by a certain chaotic figure.
Fun fact: His name is a reference to Arthur Curry, also known as Aquaman.

Despacito

Character profile: Despactio (Not by choice).
First chapter appearance: Chapter 12: Despacito.
Focus chapter: Chapter 12: Despacito (What a surprise).
Status: Despacito.
Sacred power: Despacito (Also not by choice).
Favourite song: Despacito (Yet again not by choice).
Description: An unfortunate girl whose Sacred Power awakened as soon as she was born, the constant noise led her parents to be driven insane. This led them to take her to a cabin in the woods for a "vacation" and then disappear without her. She spent a good three years at the cabin before realising they'd never come back, but by then, she had become self-sufficient, and so she chose to continue living by herself. Not like she had friends back in her childhood town since the constant music annoyed everyone. The folks back at her hometown initially enjoyed the song, but ten years of it constantly playing would break any man, woman, or child. The elf drinking soup is unrelated.
Fun fact: This character is a reference to Despacito. Don't ask why I chose to make a reference to Despacito.

Diana Anaid, Bandit King of Sacre Pla

Character profile: Diana Anaid
First chapter appearance: Chapter 78: Dirty Diana
Focus chapter: Chapter 78: Dirty Diana
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Quick Draw
Showers taken per week: 7
Description: The quick-to-the-draw Bandit King of the Sacre Pla Nation. Diana Anaid became the Bandit King of the Sacre Pla Nation by challenging the former holder of the title to a duel to the death with the title on the line. She threw the dagger straight through his head before he could even put his hand on the hilt of his sword. Unfortunately, she chose the worst time to be a Bandit King in Sacre Pla, as Ammul the Fell God had returned to the world and started building his criminal empire in Sacre Pla. Diana was initially invited to join the cultist group but turned down, thinking it was suspicious. This was a smart move, as the other bandits with Sacred Powers who accept their offer are now items.
Fun fact: Her name literally comes from her focus chapter. Look, sometimes I'm lazy.

Duffy, Sacred Power Slayer

Character profile: Duffy
First chapter appearance: Chapter 57: One
Focus chapter: Chapter 57: One
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Peashooter
Amount of DMG dealt (In lifetime): 54,623,127
Description: The killer of those held sacred. Duffy was born in Cramus, a country that holds Sacred Powers in the highest regard, even more so than they already are. They hold them so high that the leader of the country, the Sacred Child, may only be chosen from those born within the country's borders and have a Sacred Power. The country has a unique academy made for those with Sacred Powers, which Duffy attended. There he suffered endless bullying due to his feeble ability. This led to him growing a deep hatred for Sacred Powers. He came across a strength of his power when, in a desperate attempt, he threw nearby dirt at an ogre, instantly killing it. He would go on to enact revenge, killing any Sacred Power holders he came across. He had killed the holders of powers such as Regenerator, Smartphone, and The Star. A shame Sacred Powers will always be passed down, one way or another. 

Fanny Shocque, The Rat Man In A Castle's Attic

Character profile: Fanny Shocque
First chapter appearance: Chapter 79: Secret Meeting
Focus chapter: Chapter 79: Secret Meeting
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Lightning Rod
Years spent hired under the Royal Family: 5 years
Description: The rat man in the Sacre Pla Royal Castle attic. Fanny lives a nice and peaceful life. He spends his days in the attic of the castle, the residents unaware of his existence, nibbling on the pieces of cheese the princess sneaks into his room, which was gifted to him by the princess herself. Why does the princess let this rat beastman live a life many would envy? For electricity, obviously. Although Princess Carte has a very rudimentary understanding of technology, she at least recognises that it needs electricity. Sooner or later, Max would return to her, and Max knew a lot about technology. Fanny will learn that most free things have to be worked for.

Gareth, Self-Proclaimed God of Gods

Character profile: God of Gods (Real name: Gareth)
First chapter appearance: Chapter 56: God Mode
Focus chapter: Chapter 56: God Mode
Status: Alive, but destined to die
Sacred power: Godmodder
Number of fights against a God won: 0
Description: A cheating bastard in a world filled to the brim with scum and scoundrel. Gareth was your average megalomaniacal noble's son stuck in Mendass. His quick-to-anger temper and violent tantrums made him very unpopular in his own household. Soon, he found himself banished and stripped of his family name, dropped off in a random village in a faraway country. This angered him, so he took his anger out on the village, assaulting any villager who passed him and destroying local property. A man in a pinstripe suit happened to be nearby and struck a deal with Gareth. He would allow Gareth to become a God of Gods, but only if Gareth bested fifty Gods in combat, or else in a year, Gareth would be reduced to nothing but ingredients for a being beyond. Gareth shook the man's hand only two days before Madeleine met him.

Go, The Friendly Neighbourhood Hobgoblin

Character profile: Go
First chapter appearance: Chapter 19: Crowded Street
Focus chapter: Chapter 19: Crowded Street
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Blend In
Favourite stall: The berry stall
Description: A hobgoblin who has integrated into society. He was initially part of a nearby goblin village before it was attacked and destroyed by a pack of wolves, who then took Go as one of their own. He had a short stint with the wolves, often riding on the alpha before they were killed by a tribe of orcs. The orcs, just like the wolves before them, adopted Go. He stuck around with them for a few years before they were ultimately killed off by the Hero's party, who were on their way to the Duchess' castle. Go was spared and was actually given directions to the nearest city. He joined a group of apprentice merchants and now studies with them.

Ham Berg, Maddened With Voices

Character profile: Ham Berg
First chapter appearance: Chapter 76: Voices
Focus chapter: Chapter 76: Voices
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Voices
Favourite voice: The pasta-obsessed Hulk Hogan soundalike that constantly ends each sentence with 'Pastamania is gonna run wild.'
Description: Usually, I have something, but I'll break the fourth wall for this one. I don't have anything for this guy. He's literally just Ark Eisen but without that cool prophetic delirium. Mmm… delirium. It's a cool word. At least he has a funny name, I guess.
Fun fact: If you combine Ham Berg's name with Ark Eisen, you get Arkham Eisenberg, which are two separate references that have nothing to do with either character.

Iryu "Illusionerio" Johnbeck

Character profile: Iryu Johnbeck.
First chapter appearance: Chapter 9: From Nowhere
Chapter focus: Chapter 10: Knightrider of Doom
Status: Alive, unfortunately
Sacred power: Illusion.
Favourite comic book character: Batroc The Leaper, specifically his Gwenpool iteration.
Description: A Reincarnator. I'm not giving him any more of the spotlight.
Fun fact: I hate this character. No real reason, I just hate them. 

Jack the Table Maker

Character profile: Jack.
First chapter appearance: Chapter 9: From Nowhere
Focus chapter: Chapter 9: From Nowhere
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Table.
Favourite table shape: Trapezoid.
Description: The table craftsman in the middle of nowhere, he has worldwide acclaim, being able to create the exact table for your needs. He has created tables for royalty across the world, and many of his tables are considered treasures. Due to his reputation, location, and the fact he is clearly a Sacred Power holder, he is on the shortlist of beings who cannot be touched by any country. To ensure their safety, the list itself names the people by a codename instead of their real name. Jack's codename is Roundtable. 
Fun fact: The staring contest at the end of Jack's focus chapter is a reference to the music video of 'From Nowhere'.

Jovi Alkid, Beloved By The Gods

Character profile: Jovi Alkid
First chapter appearance: Chapter 51: Livin' On A Prayer
Focus chapter: Chapter 51: Livin' On A Prayer
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Prayer
Favourite and least favourite God: His favourite is Avit, the Goddess of Life, and his least favourite is Neberist, God of Darkness.
Description: The child beloved by the Gods. Jovi is a happy kid who lives with his mother and father in a small town that just so happens to be near the mansion of the Insane Hero, which is now inhabited by the Sacred Power Dealers (Pending Name). His mother is the cook of a nearby inn who works there as much as possible for even the tiniest of pay. Meanwhile, his father is currently in-between jobs, his former position of woodcutter no longer being available due to the Golemancers newest line of Woodcutter specialised golems. His father is constantly out, trying to find a job, continually leaving Jovi alone at home. Due to Jovi's situation and his Sacred Power, the Gods all collectively decided that should they be chosen by the Sacred Power, they would answer his prayer in person. He uses his Prayer to invite the Gods to play with him. Croen is one of few Gods who prefer to not play with Jovi. Unlike those who do, though, it is because his job is too time-consuming, rather than him disliking Jovi.
Fun fact: Jovi comes from Bon Jovi, who made 'Livin' On A Prayer'. His name is also just jovial kid split up, since he's a happy kid.

Lana the Flattener

Character profile: Lana
First chapter appearance: Chapter 73: Flat Zone
Focus chapter: Chapter 73: Flat Zone
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Flatten
Dream job: Necromancer
Description: The baker stall owner who has a secret service. The following message is an advertisement for Lana's Secret Flat Zone: Hi, I'm Lana, owner of Lana's Secret Flat Zone. What do we offer? A wide variety of services. Have some rubbish you can't seem to properly dispose of anywhere because of its size? I'll flatten it. Have a neighbour whose house is the object of your ire? I'll flatten it. Have a rival in love whose breasts are bigger than yours and are stupidly seducing the dumbass you fell in love with? I'll flatten it. I'll flatten it so fucking much. FUCK YOU ABI- This advertisement has been interrupted due to technical difficulties.

Leaf Patras, Chief of the Patras Tribe

Character profile: Leaf Patras
First chapter appearance: Chapter 32: Queens of the Stone Age
Focus chapter: Chapter 32: Queens of the Stone Age
Status: Deceased
Sacred power: Sticks and Stones
Number of people in the tribe who haven't tried to marry her: 3
Description: The chief of the Patras tribe. The Patras tribe went into a civil war when Leaf was born, so when she grew up, the tribe's numbers were low and there was no one to lead. Leaf quickly gained power, arming her friends and showing the others her power. She promised that as long as she were chief, the tribe would prosper, as she could arm them with limitless weapons and that resources and time needed to make weapons could be used to enhance day to day life instead. Although many elders objected, the vast majority of the remaining tribe gathered behind Leaf. Leaf secretly owns a maid dress, and wears it in private.
Fun fact: Patras is an anagram for Sparta.

Leroy, Interrogator for The Villa

Character profile: Leroy
First chapter appearance: Chapter 20: Smooth Criminal
Focus chapter: Chapter 20: Smooth Criminal
Status: Alive
Sacred power: 20 Questions
Position in Villa: Garden. Considered for Porch position. (It's a Villa thing.)
Description: The owner of an antique store in the slums of Liscus, he's also a member of the criminal group The Villa. The Villa is the major criminal group of the Garwet Kingdom, but as a rarity among the major names, they do not have the Bandit King of their country within their ranks. This fact and the fact that a majority of the members of the Villa are nobles has led to them being considered a joke within bandit circles. Leroy is a commoner, but his status as a Sacred Power holder and an interrogator with consistent results has led to him being allowed into this exclusive criminal group. Besides interrogation, he also sells the nobles illegal goods. 

Lor Pupa, Dictator of Hamblin

Character profile: Lor Pupa
First chapter appearance: Chapter 39: Under My Control
Focus chapter: Chapter 39: Under My Control
Status: Deceased
Sacred power: Control
Number of crowns owned: Zero, but would like to own one.
Description: The new dictator of Hamblin. A former miner who got tired of his endless days of working hard and getting nothing. He, alongside the rest of Hamblin, thought things would get better when the revolution succeeded in assassinating Rio Verdeux, but her death led to a domino effect of terrible events, leaving Hamblin as the shitshow it always was. The nobles exiled to Hamblin tried to rise up to gain control, Rio's father tried to takeover, claiming her property was his, the commoners of the revolution looted the treasury, leaving Hamblin with no funds, and some monsters from beyond the edge came over to feast on the chaos that was happening. This all changed when Lor was approached by a shady figure and given an orb that entered his soul, giving him Control. He took control of the monsters, killing all the nobles and looters and letting him take Hamblin for himself. He lost it all due to an omnipotent ball of energy in the shape of a little girl in a dress. Just like his predecessor, Rio, he died twice.
Fun fact: Lor comes from Magolor, a character from the Kirby series and whose theme is referenced in Lor's chapter, and Pupa is puppet in Latin.

Lorn Marko, The Immovable Mercenary

Character profile: Lorn Marko
First chapter appearance: Chapter 67: Immovable Stone
Focus chapter: Chapter 67: Immovable Stone
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Immovable
Sword size: 187 cm
Description: The immovable object in human form. Lorn was born into a baron's house as the third son. From a very young age, he showcased proficiency in combat, besting his father in a duel in his teens. He would go on to become an adventurer, further fueling his battle lust. Soon he became tired of killing monsters and started attacking fellow adventurers to sate his thirst for battle. This all culminated when he first met Norika, a recent graduate of the fabled Maid School. Due to a string of misunderstandings, they ended up duelling, with Norika besting him. He chose to stick to her side, hoping to one day reach a point of strength where their fight would end up with them killing each other. 

Ludo Folley, the Impenetrable Mercenary

Character profile: Ludo Folley
First chapter appearance: Chapter 47: Winter Valentine
Focus chapter: Chapter 47: Winter Valentine
Status: Deceased
Sacred power: Density Control
Mercenary Rank: Mercenaries don't have ranks.
Description: A famed mercenary known for his impeccable defence and extremely heavy offence. He is unparalleled in duels, with weapons breaking upon contact with him and his strikes being equally as heavy as they are fast. Due to how subtle he is with his Sacred Power, only a few know about his status as a Sacred Power holder. His preferred jobs are Escort Guard jobs, where he often gets to duel bandits. He is one of just a handful of people to have met a Bandit King, fought them, and lived to tell the tale.

Naru, Wiseman on the Hill

Character profile: Naru
First chapter appearance: Chapter 28: The Fool On The Hill
Focus chapter: Chapter 28: The Fool On The Hill
Status: Alive
Sacred power: The Fool
Time spent as the Wiseman on the Hill: 2 weeks
Description: The son of a farmer, he had an epiphany one day. Something was urging him to go out, explore the world, and maybe find a place in this world. This scared him, as he'd rather stay in the abandoned hut he spent his days playing in. Soon after this epiphany, his parents died, and so he took shelter in the hut, covering himself head to toe in cloth. Eventually, kids from the village found him and mistook him for someone greater. And so grew the legend that was the Wiseman on the Hill… for about 2 weeks, which was when a certain maid with a penchant for chaos rolled around.

Quentin Que Quade, High Priest of the Garwet Kingdom

Character profile: Quentin Que Quade
First chapter appearance: Chapter 21: Sneakman
Focus chapter: Chapter 21: Sneakman
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Heaven's Symphony
Current enemies in the Church: Archbishop Quollo's faction.
Description: The high priest for the Garwet Kingdom's churches is well-known for his kindness that he shares with all of those in his community. He is often found either teaching about good moral values to whoever comes to his Church or at the orphanage, a place he consistently donates to. He is well-liked by many people in Liscus, but members of the Church who wish to utilise its influence for power wish to take his position. He knew about the trio's breaking-in attempt due to his Sacred Power. The Angels favour him.
Fun fact: His name is a reference to Triple-Q, the creator of the Heaven's Symphony mashup, the namesake of his Sacred Power. Go listen to it here: https://youtu.be/6VNZxXoaLE8

Raki the Weaponslayer

Character profile: Raki the Weaponslayer
First chapter appearance: Chapter 16: Middle of Nowhere
Focus chapter: Chapter 16: Middle of Nowhere
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Corrosion
Demon House: House of Ira
Description: One of the many Demon Fiends that exist in the world, Raki is notable for having never been touched by a weapon in battle. His defeat came when a group of monks were sent to fight him. He was overpowered by their technique and speed due to a lack of armour and sealed within the Walled Forest. He has since made a home and is content with living the rest of his life there. Occasionally, there are warriors who are foolish enough to challenge him. Their remains lie under the hill, their armour and weapons nowhere to be found.
Fun fact: His name is a reference to Tomura Shigaraki from My Hero Acadamia. 

Rangalon Traxion, Forgotten Extraterrestrial

Character profile: Rangalon Traxion
First chapter appearance: Chapter 30: Somebody That I Used To Know
Focus chapter: Chapter 30: Somebody That I Used To Know
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Memory Wipe
Species: Lupusmerrian
Description: An alien whose expedition crash-landed on the world of Mendass. Rangalon is the sole survivor. They were the Citizen's Representative, the member of the expedition chosen from the public as a way to show that exploring the stars isn't just limited to professionals. Unfortunately, this means they have no way of repairing the ship or contacting their homeland. Out of pity, the Creator gave Rangalon the Memory Wipe Sacred Power. Rangalon has so far used it to ensure no one knows of their existence. Unfortunately for them, they never escape the ice, and so their hunt never begins.

Raoul Orzabal, the Paintist

Character profile: Raoul Orzabal
First chapter appearance: Chapter 80: Sketches of Pain
Focus chapter: Chapter 80: Sketches of Pain
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Sketches of Pain
Name of his masterpiece: Despair Unknown To Mendass
Description: The Paintist. Raoul isn't a native of Sacre Pla. In fact, he comes from Druena, found on the opposite end of the continent. He migrated across the entire continent as Sacre Pla is the capital of artists. However, by the time he reached Sacre Pla, the art scene had moved to Thawnerry, further down the coast. Raoul chose to settle down in Sacre Pla, not wanting to deal with more travelling. His sadistic tendencies come from the fact that he's actually a Hamblin native and was the child of two "artists" who were both banished to Hamblin and just so happened to be making an "artwork" in the same shady alleyway and fell in love at first sight.
Fun fact: His first name comes from the album name where "Sketches of Pain" comes from, "Raoul and the Kings of Spain". His surname comes from Roland Orzabal, one half of Tears for Fear, who released the album "Raoul and the Kings of Spain".

Ratin Krieg, Grand General of the Sacre Pla Army

Character profile: Ratin Krieg
First chapter appearance: Chapter 70: Royal Blood
Focus chapter: Chapter 70: Royal Blood
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Council of War
Favourite council member: Neith
Description: The Grand General of the Sacre Pla Nation's army. Ratin is coveted for his unequalled strategy in war, both prepared and improvised. Enemy nations have noted that fighting him, whenever they manage to overturn his advances, it feels like he can create a countermeasure within days, sometimes on the day itself, making him a difficult opponent to defeat. His status as a Sacred Power holder is unknown, as he has done all he could to keep it under wraps, with only members of the Royal Family, his fellow Grand Generals from the Navy and the Air Force, and his Second-In-Command knowing of it. The council he summons is made up of War Gods from the world of the Creator.

Ret Rohachi, Atoning Sacrifice

Character profile: Ret Rohachi.
First chapter appearance: Chapter 8: $4cr1f1c14|_
Focus chapter: Chapter 8: $4cr1f1c14|_
Status: Deceased
Sacred power: 8-Bit.
Favourite video game: Doesn't know what video games are.
Description: The son of the Ratia tribe's chief, he spent most of his life training to be the next chief, learning the many rituals a chief was obligated to perform, honing his hunting skills to provide, and building up his leadership abilities. This all came crashing down one day when his Sacred Powers started manifesting, and he accidentally turned his lover into a cube statue. The very next morning, he told the entire village of his crime and volunteered to be the next sacrifice, both as punishment for what he had done and because the sacrifice of a Sacred Power holder was the greatest gift that could be given to the Gods. His lover was left behind in the temple alongside him. The elf drinking soup is unrelated.
Fun fact: His name is literally just retro and the Japanese word for eight, Hachi, slammed together. His tribe name is an anagram of Atari, the video game company.

Robert Phroom, Prophet of Destruction

Character profile: Robert Phroom
First chapter appearance: Chapter 31: Who's That Creepin'?
Focus chapter: Chapter 31: Who's That Creepin'?
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Butterfly Effect
Deal made: To give his eyes to someone who would actually want them.
Description: A man who made a deal with someone unnatural, even by Mendass standards. He lived a paranoid life, always knowing what small actions he'd do that would lead to significant disasters later in his life, until one day he came across a thing in an alleyway he didn't remember walking down. It approached him, and offered him a deal. He took the deal, despite his Sacred Power being unable to tell a thing. The hands were shook, the deal was made, and now the man walks around blind but surprisingly content. 

Satdrul Smithking, The Lord of the Blacksmiths

Character profile: Satdrul Smithking
First chapter appearance: Chapter 42: Lord of the Blacksmiths
Focus chapter: Chapter 42: Lord of the Blacksmiths
Status: Deceased
Sacred power: Blacksmith
Favourite metal: Edginite, a unique metal only mined in Hamblin
Description: The king of all Blacksmiths. The founder of the Blacksmith Guild, he has since retired from the role of Guildmaster and now spends his days in his private mountain, creating custom weapons for any that brave his mountains. At least that's what it was at first, but after a decade of doing this, his weapon charity had left him nearly bankrupt, leading to him needing to change his way of choosing his customers. He decided to focus solely on nobles, who were guaranteed to have the funds for his immaculate work. His favourite cake is banana cake.

Scorzar The Eternal Hoarder

Character profile: Scorzar The Eternal Hoarder
First chapter appearance: Chapter 35: The Man Who Has Everything
Focus chapter: Chapter 35: The Man Who Has Everything
Status: Deceased
Sacred power: Pocket Money
Legal name: Scorzar The Eternal Hoarder
Description: The man who had everything. Scorzar spent his entire life collecting anything and everything. He used his infinite wealth to create a hoard within a cave he bought early in his life. Any treasure he could get his eyes on was bought instantly, and there were times he'd buy everything in a store. He died alone, realising too late what he wanted. Funnily enough, many items in his hoard would've let him live longer, but his greed would not allow him to consume them, even for himself.  His avarice was so great that he'd hold on to his treasures and his Sacred Power, even past death
Author's Note: Scorzar The Eternal Hoarder has my favourite name. I regret making him a corpse.

Sol, The Round Bandit

Character profile: Sol 
First chapter appearance: Chapter 24: Subatomic Supernova
Focus chapter: Chapter 24: Subatomic Supernova
Status: Deceased
Sacred power: Planetarium
Reason behind nickname: His body is literally round.
Description: The second son of the Bandit King Kaos, he grew tired of life under his father, as he forbade his son from bandit activities, for reasons unknown to Sol. As soon as Sol learnt of his Sacred Power, however, he quickly fled to the nearest country, hoping to become its Bandit King, and potentially rival his father. His narcissistic tendencies stopped him from gathering a following, and so he gave up his Bandit King ambitions. He recently started his quest to be a Bandit King due to news of a solo Bandit King existing. Little does he know that he was close to that solo Bandit King for a few seconds.

Strawberry, Nurse of Luminescence Academy

Character description: Strawberry
First chapter appearance: Chapter 54: Everthing I Am
Focus chapter: Chapter 54: Everything I Am
Status: Alive? Not for long.
Sacred power: Resurrections
Resurrections left: 2
Description: The former school doctor of the illustrious Luminescence Academy. Her ability to revive others at the cost of her soul was given to her as a gift, as her selflessness in her current life and the lives she lived before had caught the eye of Avit, the Goddess of Life. Strawberry saw this as a sign that her goal of helping others was acknowledged by the Gods and chose to continue on a path of selflessness. She accepted the offer for the position of School Doctor at Luminescence Academy, seeing it as an opportunity. If she could teach kindness to these future Kings, Queens, Dukes and Duchesses, these future leaders of many countries, surely the world would be a better place. Her last act of selflessness was when she sacrificed herself, telling the Lord of Poison she would be his personal reviver only if he let the few students she managed to rescue go. He agreed and let them go. Notable students she managed to save include Melody Nobilis, Carte Grande, and Rio Verdeux.

Stu, King of the Rats of the Insane's Mansion

Character profile: Rat (You really think a rat would have a name?)
First chapter appearance: Chapter 50: Wiggle
Focus chapter: Chapter 50: Wiggle
Status: Deceased
Sacred power: Wiggle
The rat's name: Stu
Description: It's a rat. Plenty of Sacred Powers are held by animals and monsters, but they are typically unable to utilise their Sacred Power due to their limited intelligence. In most cases where a beast uses a Sacred Power, they tend to be more passive than abilities that require thought to work. This means this rat, which held Wiggle, was a prodigy among rats. It is one of three Sacred Power holders to be a rat.
Fun fact: His name is a reference to the movie 'Stuart Little'.

Swift Patras, the Imprisoned Sister

Character profile: Swift Patras
First chapter appearance: Chapter 33: Red
Focus chapter: Chapter 33: Red
Status: Deceased
Sacred power: Red
Favourite colour: Periwinkle
Description: The twin sister of Leaf, who helped her ascension to the tribal chief. After her sister became chief, she chose to be a guard of the tribe's outer ring, an area far from the tribe's village. Monsters roam this area, and the guard's job is to keep them away from the village. Using her All Seeing Eye, Merida was travelling the world, looking for other elf tribes. After a long battle, Merida managed to best Swift and took her on her journey. Due to their adventure, Swift will freeze up upon the mention of soup.
Fun fact: Her name is a reference to Taylor Swift, who has a song called Red.

Vandar Gray the Immortal

Character Profile: Vandar Gray.
First chapter appearance: Chapter 3: Shelter From The Storm
Focus chapter: Chapter 3: Shelter From The Storm
Status: Wishing to be dead.
Sacred Power: Immortality.
Age: 10,206 years, 5 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 22 hours, 3 minutes and 37 seconds at the moment of the Maid's sudden disappearance.
Description: An immortal who has lived longer than history remembers, he was part of the initial 26 Sacred Power holders, and the only one to have not passed down his Sacred Power. Vandar was actually the lover of the initial holder of Entropy, another one of the first 26, and thus seeks out holders of Entropy due to his unchanging heart. Despite his long-lived life, Entropy continues to surprise him and is one of the few things keeping him from completely breaking. Another thing stopping him from breaking is alcohol.
Fun fact: His name is a reference to Vandal Savage from DC comics, another immortal.

William S. Cout, Evil Grower of Grass

Character profile: William S. Cout
First chapter appearance: Chapter 62: Green Green Grass of Home.
Focus chapter: Chapter 62: Green Green Grass of Home
Sacred power: Grass Grows
Favourite thought: "I hurt people."
Description: The despicable grass grower. William, just like many Sacred Power holders that are cats, have this twisted desire to inconvenience the denizens of the towns they live in. William achieves this by growing the grass of people's lawn, forcing them to constantly mow them. Sometimes William will feel extra sadistic, and choose to grow the grass to unbelievable heights, but most times he'll slowly grow the grass, bit by bit, over a course of a few weeks. His routine contains five hours of grass growing each day, with the rest of his routine containing bouts of either eating or sleeping. After being caught, he became the pet of the mayor, who he would inconvenience by growing grass in terrible places, like his pillows, his carpet, or if he feels really evil, his food.
Fun fact: William's favourite thought, combined with the name and Side Note of his Sacred Power, are a reference to the 'Meet The Scout' video for Team Fortress 2.

Sacred Power items
Anarchist's Cookbook

Item profile: The Anarchist's Cookbook
Focus chapter: Chapter 83: Joker and The Thief
Sacred power: Anarchy
Can it summon bombs: No (What do you think this is? A roguelike?)
Description: The Anarchist's Cookbook is a copy of the original from Earth which found its way to Mendass via the Creator. As a fan of all things explosive, the Creator naturally has bought a copy and reads it in their free time. One day, however, he accidentally threw it through a portal when trying to turn off their alarm clock by throwing random shit at it. The book ended up in Mendass, and instead of retrieving it, the Creator thought it'd be more interesting to give it an ability. She decided to give it 'Anarchy', thinking it was fitting. She forgot how broken of a power 'Anarchy' is, though. 

Necklace of Restarting

Item profile: Necklace of Restarting
Focus chapter: Chapter 86: Over and Over and Over
Sacred power: Time Loop
Amount of time it can rewind: More than 6 seconds
Description: The time rewinding necklace of a cruel warden. The Necklace of Restarting is one of many Sacred Power artifacts created by the Reincarnator's Organization (Or was it Association). It was worn by the warden Lithus White, who guards the Eternal Prison, a cruel prison created by the Reincarnator's Organization to hold any criminal they deem too dangerous. Rebel was caught when it was found out she simply walked through the royal vaults of Sacre Pla to commit thievery and considering her a threat, they put their best team to capture her. They managed to lock her up by using loopholes regarding her Sacred Power (There are a lot of loopholes regarding Sacred Powers). Darky was also imprisoned by being locked into Rebel's shadow but broke out using Anarchy. Unfortunately, she was too stupid to realise she could've also broken out of the Eternal Prison using Anarchy.

Ring of Lurking Darkness

Item profile: Ring of Lurking Darkness
Focus chapter: Chapter 61: Hell of a Life
Sacred power: Umbrakinesis
Former Owner: Nero Kuro Noiro Schwarzo Darknessso 0
Description: A recently made ring that allows anyone to utilise the Sacred Power of Umbrakinesis. The methods of obtaining Sacred Powers are varied, varying in difficulty. The most common is being born the same day a Sacred Power holder dies. Due to how Sacred Powers work, there must always be at least one holder of it at all times. Sacred Powers can also be passed down, like Shadow Cloning. Some are determined by certain feats, such as Music Reference, given to the musician considered the greatest in the land. Others are given through items, such as Umbrakinesis. A forbidden technique allows one to turn a Sacred Power holder into an item, like what happened to poor Nero.

Soul Holder

Item profile: Soul Holder
Focus chapter: Chapter 74: Body Swap Shop
Sacred power: Body Swap
Original body: Saligard the Perverted
Description: A legendary artifact used to extend lives or punish the strong. The original holder of the Body Swap Sacred Power, Saligard, was a pervert through and through, and had a penchant for constantly swapping bodies to avoid consequences for his constant sexual harassments. One day he was caught, and as punishment his soul was used to create this Sacred Power Item. It changed hands before eventually falling into the hands of the Sacre Pla Royalty. Unbeknownst to everyone, the third king of the Sacre Pla Nation, has used this artifact to preserve his soul. He jumps from body to body, each time getting the position of advisor. Close enough to the throne to manipulate, far enough to not be caught in bloodline squabbles. He was distraught when news came of the Soul Holder's theft.

The Puppeteer's Crown

Item profile: The Puppeteer's Crown
Focus chapter: Chapter 63: Come With Me Now
Sacred power: Mind Control
Sacred Power holder used: Lor Pupa
Description: A silver crown ordained with ruby jewels that gives the wearer the ability to control the minds of others. When a live Sacred Power holder is sacrificed to imbue an item with their Sacred Power, the Sacred Power is fully integrated into it. However, when a Sacred Power holder's corpse is used, a lesser version of their Sacred Power is imbued due to a lacking amount of the Sacred Power's energy. The Puppeteer's Crown is an example of this, as the material used, Lor Pupa, was the holder of Control, which allowed him to control anything he wanted. Mind Control, on the other hand, is a lesser version. Due to Lor's incompetence in using his Sacred Power, no one can tell the difference. When an item holding a Sacred Power is destroyed, the Sacred Power contained within re-enters the typical Sacred Power cycle, being able to be given to people directly.

Other Characters
Citri, the Lemon Tree Spirit

Character profile: Lemon Tree Spirit
First chapter appearance: Chapter 3: Shelter From The Storm
Focus chapter: ???
Status: Alive
Sacred power: ???
Former home: The front garden of a house in East Massey, Auckland, New Zealand
Description: The spirit of a lemon tree summoned from another world. She was brought to Mendass after a god found her tree and a boy from her world floating about in space. The god revived them, then dropped them both nearby Sally. Due to the effects of Entropy, Citri found herself on the other end of the continent alongside Makos.

Croen, God of Death

Character profile: Croen
First chapter appearance: Chapter 25: Deus Ex Machina At A Young Age
Focus chapter: ???
Status: Alive?
Sacred power: ???
Relation to Marigold: Teacher
Description: Mendass' God of Death, and teacher to Marigold. Despite being a God, his name is relatively unknown across the lands of Mendass. He is a diligent worker, always reaping souls. The only time he isn't reaping souls is when he is busy teaching Marigold how to utilise her Omnipotence. There are rumours that the God of Death is dead, but how can that be with Croen still kicking about?

Makos, Chaos Storm Incarnate

Character profile: Makos
First chapter appearance: Chapter 3: Shelter From The Storm
Focus chapter: ???
Status: Alive
Sacred power: ???
Age: 3 years old
Description: The physical incarnation of the Chaos Storm At The Edge. Makos is the creation of Sally Cordozar, the holder of Entropy. Due to Entropy's effect, the Chaos Storm which plagued her eventually became sentient, and soon utilised its chaotic properties to give itself a humanoid form to bond with Sally. The tigergirl body and the storm itself are two different bodies, and so can exist without the other. Due to Sally's Entropy, the Chaos Storm found herself with the Lemon Tree Spirit in a different country, far from their home.
Fun fact: The reason Makos is a tiger beastkin is that originally I was going to reference 'Eye of the Tiger' by Survivor for the chapter where Madeleine is in the eye of the Chaos Storm. Wordplay. As for her name, it's a reference to the VTuber Hakos Baelz, another incarnation of chaos.

Mammon, Lord of Greed

Character profile: Mammon
First chapter appearance: Chapter 34: Out of the Black
Focus chapter: ???
Status: Alive
Sacred power: Greed
Favourite colour: Gold
Description: The Demon Lord of Greed, and one of the Seven Cardinal Sinners. She is completely obsessed with gold and treasure and spends her days treasure hunting. She represents Greed, one of the seven deadly sins, and thus is at the top of the demon hierarchy, only equalled by the other sins. She gets along best with the Lord of Gluttony and the Lord of Envy. She was the third of the Seven Cardinal Sinners to be summoned by Merry, after Leviathan and Belphegor.

Nixierod, Spirit of Lakes

Character profile: Nixierod
First chapter appearance: Chapter 15: Barracuda
Focus chapter: None
Status: Alive
Sacred power: None
Lover: Aleyn
Description: The spirit of all lakes found within Mendass. She was born within the Walled Forest's lake, but due to the protection of Aleyn and the intervention of the Creator, she soon grew in power, become the great Lake Spirit. If her powers continue to grow, she could very well become the great Water Spirit, overthrowing Undine. The only thing stopping her from doing this is the fact she chooses to stay at the Walled Forest's lake to stay with Aleyn.

Rita, Elven Companion of the Insane

Character profile: Rita
First chapter appearance: Chapter 22: Burning Down The House
Focus chapter: ???
Status: Alive
Sacred power: ???
Specialities: Archery, cooking, and licking.
Description: The elven companion of David the Insane. Unlike Mayfield and Mimi, who chose to stay with the Main Group after their occupying of David's estate, Rita chose to return to her tribe, with a bag of gold in one hand and the bow given to her by David in the other. Unbeknownst to the other members of David's party, she was in a romantic relationship with David. The grief didn't kick in until she stood in her house at her tribe for the first time since she was picked up by David.

The Man In The Pinstripe Suit

Character profile: The Man In The Pinstripe Suit
First chapter appearance: Chapter 31: Who's That Creepin'?
Focus chapter: ???
Status: ???
Sacred Power: ???
Origin: ???
Description: ???

Location
Bellum

Country profile: Bellum
Ruler: King Malke Mars
Favourite national pastime: War
Description: A country that borders the Garwet Kingdom. It is currently ruled by a puppet king. The real country runners are the two ducal families, the Phobos and Deimos families.
Bellum is also home to the secret city of Lilu, home of the vampires.
Well-known Bellum natives include the Prodigy Mila Phobos, the Vampire Queen Lilu, and the Summoner, whose true identity is unknown to the common masses.


Davidstown

Location profile: Davidstown
Country located in: Garwet Kingdom
Named after: David the Insane
Description: The former hometown of David the Insane. Due to housing the former base of David the Insane and currently the Main Group, this small town sees an anomalous amount of Sacred Power action.
There is nothing of note about the town, but the town square has been reinforced, allowing it to survive attacks from most Sacred Power holders, bar the most powerful
Many Sacred Power holders visit this town, but beside David the Insane, William S. Cout, and Ashley the Pickpocket, they never live here.

Garwet Kingdom

Country profile: Garwet Kingdom
Ruler: Chloe Darrow
Countries warring against: The Sacre Pla Nation, Hula Island, and Yurenburg
Description: A country found at the northeast edge of Mendass' sole continent. It is currently being ruled by Chloe Darrow, who is planning to expand its borders.
Within its borders you can find the Walled Forest, a seemingly endless forest that borders the Endless Sea, Davidstown, a town built by David the Insane, and the Seer's Mansion, the pinnacle of space magic shenanigans.
The Garwet Kingdom is home to many known historical figures, such as Raki the Weaponslayer, the Brewing Witch Alexis Lentil, and Mendass' only Bandit King with no subordinates, nicknamed the Solo Bandit Lord.


Hamblin

Location profile: Hamblin
Country located in: Druena
Rank in worldwide crime level: 1st
Description: The place of Mendass' worst criminals. Despite being the place criminals are sent to for punishment, due to how far away it is and how little the Druena government cares, it has become a hotspot for crime.
It is where Madeleine worked right after graduating from Maid School. Despite how terrible of a place it is, she is proud to call it home.
Sacred Power holders that are also criminals are sent to a different, top-secret location, and as such there are very few Sacred Power holders in Hamblin. Aside from Christie Runnen, they stick to the shadows.

Hula Island

Country profile: Hula Island
Ruler: The Hula people
Number of beaches: 7
Description: An island found off the coast of the Garwet Kingdom, currently ruled by the Demon Empress.
One of four islands that exist in Mendass, it is also the only island surrounded by the Endless Sea. It is a popular holiday location for nobles all over Mendass.
Oddly, there are no known Sacred Power holders living on the island. 


The Sacre Pla Nation

Country profile: The Sacre Pla Nation
Ruler: King Napo the Third
Colours on its flag: Blue, white, and beige
Description: A former colony of the Great Pate Empire turned independent. King Napo the First was a mate of Great Pate, and in Pate's will received the land that is now known as Sacre Pla.
Sacre Pla was actually successfully annexed by the Demon Empress, but a mere one month after the hostile takeover, a mysterious sorcerer who seemingly had ties to the First Princess had decimated the Demon Empress' troops occupying the lands, pushing them back as far as Fort Lorparrel.
Aside from the First Princess, Carte Grande, there are no well-known Sacred Power holders in the Sacre Pla Nation. It is rumoured the ringleader of its criminal underground is a Sacred Power holder.


The Walled Forest

Location profile: The Walled Forest
Country located in: Garwet Kingdom
Adventurer Guild's Danger Rating: C-Class
Description: The Walled Forest, named as such due to its bordering of the Endless Sea, which is seen as a wall by many due to how vast it is.
The Walled Forest is home to very few things. The only things in the Walled Forest besides the trees are the castle of the Duchess of Norpasse, the sealed home of Raki The Weaponslayer, the Lake of the Great Lake Spirit, the home of the Seer, and the farm of Kori Land.
Funnily enough, although there are so few people in the Walled Forest you can count them on two hands, all of them happen to be Sacred Power holders.

Miscellaneous
Chaos Storm At The Edge

One of the 72 Calamaties. It is said that as long as you are in the storm, anything you can possibly think of can appear, no matter how impossible. If you can see the storm, move the other way. If you can hear the storm, you are in danger and must escape. If you can feel the storm, there is no return. If you are in the storm, no one knows what will happen. It has a humanoid form, which looks like a young tiger beastkin.

Soup

Soup.

The 72 Calamaties

A list of 72 Calamaties that plague the world of Mendass. Although the 72 Calamaties are a source of great fear among the denizens of Mendass, no one actually knows the full list of Calamaties. Only 35 are actually known. The truth is that there have never been 72 Calamaties, it was just a mistake made by a newspaper that quickly caught on. There are people out there who solely live to find out all 72, even if there isn't actually 72. 

The Box of Random Things

A box of random things given to Madeleine and Mel by Rich Ardrago. In it are a cat ears headband that allows the wearer to breathe in space, a holy arrow said to only harm pure evil, a teabag said to be favoured by Death, an ID for Madeleine for entrance into Cyst City, a normal mirror, and a card that allows one to teleport to their lover.

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    SakuraKoi
    Status: chapter 110: wonderful dead 001

    This was is a hidden gem. Against all (my previous) expectations, this is NOT a disjointed episodic mess of jokes written by a bloody amateur for mere practice. 

    If the author pojlk is a bloody amateur, then they must be a genius or dedicated talent or simply Mad.

    Side Note is very well-written comedy where the fourth wall simply does not exist. 

    Your suspension of disbelief won't be challenged with a chain of premises and number of unlikely coincidences to feel the drama. Instead you are simply asked to disbelief everything and enjoy the ride.

    Grammar, Characters, Parody and even the Story, one can follow and which ain't just episodic, are top. 

    My only advice is to binge read or use the Glossary to not confuse all the main characters (I did, I admit).

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    EthanPeh
    Status: chapter 25: deus ex machine at...

    Lovely insane story! Nearly went insane binge reading it! 5 stars!

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    Voidiris
    Status: epilogue of the maid: fire...

    A true hidden gem and the best Lack of common sense story, I have ever read and will read because only insanity exist in this story. (This is my first review and only my observation.)

    The plot is hidden in the chaos and suprisingly simple even if 

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    there are literally no stakes involved but I simply forgot it

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    . The plot is constantly chaotic and instable what makes sense. The Suspension of disbelief was no problem even if the 
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    4 wall was a non existence

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    and everything was insanity but that was normal for the plot. The pace was good because I was never bored only entertained or broken. There are parts that are satire or parody and the emotions of scenes can change really fast wich felt quite realistic.

    Characters are all for some reason consistent and unique. Everyone has more or less a goal and doesn't feel like plot devices. Most of them are heart to remember because there are a lot of side characters. Villains

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    Cookie is the only good villain.

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    It has good grammar and no big errors.

    The worldbuilding is good. The story has no huge infodumps (if my memories are correct).  Every detail is more or less just said randomly or when it's important. It doesn't feel like the main character is the center of everything because most of the things that happen have nothing to do with her. If you considered what I said about the characters you can see how this world feels alive.

    You should binge it for the best expirence.

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    Not nearly well known enough. Every chapter has me rolling on the ground with laughter

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    Kaetii
    Status: c0

    An amusing and quite insane story.  Good fun.

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    Insomniologist
    Status: epilogue of the maid: fire...

    This truly was an experience. While said experience may have felt like I was loosely tied to the back of a car barreling down the interstate at 90 miles per hour with an 18-wheeler running up behind it, that isn't to say I disliked the story, not at all. It's just a bit hectic, for lack of a better term. The plot, if you can really call it that, is sort of... nonexistent, at least at a cursory glance. There IS a plot, it's just not really important until later on and I don't feel like going through that right now. Rather, the main attraction here is characters and interactions. And oh boy is there a lot of them. Basically everyone in the story is insane in some way (and sometimes shape or form), which leads to many... interesting things. I'll leave those to you (the person reading the review) to find out about.

    I'm going to put some scores real quick. 

    Plot: N/A (I can't even begin to try and rate that part.)

    Characters: 4.8/5 (While I can't exactly say very many of them were likable per se, they were interesting, and [almost] none of them were annoying.)

    Grammar: 4.99999... 8/5 (As a person with a strange obsession with abiding by language conventions, I give this the Insomniologist Seal of Almost-Approval. Not giving it a seal of approval yet because I haven't physically dissected the entire thing.)

    Style: ⑨/5 (what a funky!)

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