Trapped in an opulent mansion and adorned in a medieval dress, Eydis the maid (or Amelia, homeless in her modern world), the reigning queen of snark, grapples with a unique ability – her thoughts burst forth like fireworks. No magic, just relentless noise, a gift bestowed by none other than the wicked witches of the woods.

Now, armed with daggers of sarcasm, a penchant for mischief and a seductive allure, Eydis plunges into a convoluted tapestry of secrets. She deftly sidesteps shadows, untangles the threads of her own forgotten past, and battles to quiet the chorus in her head before everything erupts.

Can a girl without magic outsmart witches, monsters, nobles flaunting well-endowed magical abilities, or a roommate who despises her, to rewrite prophecies, and uncover the truth about her existences, all before everything descends into chaos?

Author's note: prominently GL (slow burn), but also features all kind of loves.
- The smut will feature organically in later chapters (much later), this isn’t a smut-centric work.