Don't expect too much from this abomination.... more>>

As the name of this fiction suggests, the title I go by in heaven is the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus. I work as a life counselor for trash waifus in case you were slow and didn't catch on.

If you have any suggestions or ideas for scenarios you want to get some really shitty life counseling for, feel free to leave them in the comments and I might make a chapter around the scenario. Really though, don't expect any legit advice. It'll all be awful. Do not follow any suggestions given by this irresponsible god.

Please be advised, author takes no responsibility if someone decides to follow the shit-tier advice of the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus.

If this isn't your cup of tea, feel free to check out my more tame stories. They cover various different genres such as Action, Adventure, Comedy, Isekai, LitRPG, Mystery, Psychological Horror, Romance, Satire, Slice of Life, Supernatural, and Wuxia.
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please don't rate for my series just by reading the first few chapters... more>>

if you are this fast to review then your wife might be sad in the bed because of your quick response

this is for the people that would rate only reading the first and second chapters

WARNING: RESTRICTED READ IT IF YOU ARE 18+

This novel contains exhibitionism, seduction, gender switching, and many other perverted things read it at your own risk and any words names are not represent real life people or place. Everything is just a story of imagination.

“Yak! How smelly”

“She is ugly too”

“Sigh, this comments never change even though it is my birth day today” it has been like this all my life, I am 40 year old working as a freelance erotic game designer for a living because they don’t want me to come to their office for work. My mother died when I was a kid and my father abandoned me. All my life is useless no one to share, no lover, no friend no nothing.

I hope if there is a next life I will definitely live a little better life. What is that thing it looked like a short sword but it is round and no edge.

What is this why am I in this dorm again where are my stuff

“Welcome to the perverted cultivation system”

If you want to become beautiful and quench your lustful heart then earn the quest points from the system.

oh yeah

do me

do whatever you want with me

yessss <<less

Sam Serra was your typical loser. But somehow, he caught the attention of the most popular and gorgeous girl in school, which ultimately caused his death. ... more>>

He reincarnated in a new world, but a world of sword and sorcery. Being a reader of fantasy novels, he realized that he was in one. However, the rules of the world applied to him differently.

For one, he did not have the same abilities as the local people, who cultivated special abilities according to the skills they were born with. Instead he found himself choosing skills like in a game, with typical D&D skills.

However, as he chose to be a mage, he found that the spells he chose did not work the way he expected.

For example, one of his skills is to summon familiars. But as the world and game system had no reference to summon any familiars, it summoned instead characters from movies or TV shows that he had watched.

But in order to summon familiars, the game system was unsure of how to do so, so it searched the only way humans could procreate.... sex.

And that was one of the many differences in how his skills would work.

Not only did Sam now have a tremendous advantage in this world, but due to the differences in understanding by the game system, his time in the world would not be as straightforwards as expected. <<less

please don't rate for my series just by reading the first few chapters... more>>

if you are this fast to review then your wife might be sad in the bed because of your quick response

this is for the people that would rate only reading the first and second chapters

WARNING: RESTRICTED READ IT IF YOU ARE 18+

This novel contains exhibitionism, seduction, gender switching, netorare, netori, netorase and many other perverted things read it at your own risk and any words names are not represent real life people or place. Everything is just a story of imagination.

“What the hell happened?”

“Why am I in a women’s body?”

“How can this great detective and treasure hunter like me be in the body of this weak woman?”

“Xxxxxx what happened.”

“Welcome to the PERVERTED CURSED SYSTEM’ player Lisa”

This is a story of an abandoned princess Lisa with her loyal but dense knight Jonathan Mar that solves the strange situations of high complexity and hunts the magical beasts in the magical world to return back to her kingdom.

But somehow she will always be banged by the criminals, witnesses, anyone and everyone that are involved and not involved in the case. <<less

Harutos life isn't going so well.... more>>

Sisters locked up

1 parent dead, 1 in a coma

Childhood friend/girlfriend cheated on him

Best friend slept with gf

He's single heartbroken but he's a nice guy. He's just wants everyone in his life to be happy.

Can he do it without becoming an asshole?

NTR protagonists always get robbed. They get the short end of the stick. Forced to lead a life of obsession for something they can't have, but what happens afterward?

The nice guy MC always doing the right thing and always gets disrespected and looked down on.

The waifu gets dicked down and drowns in pleasure while the cucked MC caters to her. But, what happens when love tries to steal the MC from her?

After reading over 100 NTR novels I have achieved NTR-NIRVANA and this is my attempt at a new genre. RNTR!

"REGRETORARE".... where the female that was stolen regrets her decision. This isnt about revenge, or the MC seeking justice. Its about a nice guy who was raised to love others AND DAMMIT HE'S GONNA DO IT.

(This is my first attempt at writing, beware of incest, horror, trap, and netorare tags. MOST NTR happens in flash backs because we are starting after it happened,
growth is very slow, the main point is MC didn't break and stopped taking shit from others.) <<less

At the age of 32, Hilda was at the pinnacle of her MMA career. Aside from her ferocious fighting style, she was known for taking countless women to bed. Yet because of an unfortunate accident, she died during a fight.... more>>

When she opened her eyes, she discovered that the previous owner of her new body had been assassinated. It wasn't just the previous owner, but also her mother, the Emperor of Sunborne Empire's noble consort.

Her delight at being an imperial heir was fleeting. She was a futanari. Even though they were revered in the beast tribe, they were treated as a plague in human society.
They had stripped her of her title as the first imperial princess and abandoned her in a dusty corner of the palace. She didn't waste time resenting them; instead, she was accumulating all the knowledge about this new world.

She was devouring everything she could get her hands on, from politics to the art of war, history to business. From horseback riding to logistics, she mastered it all.

People thought she'd given up on hope. Alas! she was not a gracious individual. She was simply waiting for the right time to strike and reclaim everything that had been taken from her.

Whether it is by blood, friendship, or sex, she will conquer the world by any means possible.
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Theme: Non-mainstream weapons.

Artwork Credit: Image by Peter John from Pixabay
Image by pendleburyannette from Pixabay
Image by Stefan Keller from Pixabay
Assembled by my friend Aree (forum ID) using royalty-free images from pixabay and photoshop. Neither he nor I have any claim over source images.
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Current schedule: 2 chapter/week. <<less

A poor man was in problem. He had gone through a lot of trouble in his life because of something. And at the end of his life he didn't care anymore. He just wanted to disappear from the world.
But reality took an unexpected turn, something he didn't want. He was given a second chance to live in another world with something that made his whole life difficult. He regretted it, but maybe not.... more>>

Warning!
This is the first work of someone who is also a first-time writer. Don't expect anything. Just think of it as a useless nonsense story. If you like it, you can continue reading, if not, please just leave it. I would also appreciate any feedback on this story.
And the last one. I'm not someone who can use English properly, so don't expect this to read normally! Let's just say it's an MTL!

-The cover is ai generated <<less

Loki the Asgardian God of Mischief and Change, found himself punished severely for an event that he had no fault in. Not only that, he started finding that everything that was wrong was blamed on him, even naming him the God of Evil. This triggers Ragnarok, the end of the world, which was again also blamed on him and his children. ... more>>

Upon dying, he discovers that his life, and that of all the other Asgardian Gods were in a constant loop, living and dying at Ragnarok over and over and over again.

Loki finds a way to break free of the endless cycle. In fact, he found a way to join other Pantheons. But ultimately, he is caught by the mysterious powers that be, and in a last ditch attempt, he flees to an uncharted land, taking over the body of a once promising martial prodigy.

Unfortunately, the prodigy is now crippled, horribly tortured and disfigured and it would seem the whole world is against him.

What else is new? <<less

A loser otaku, killed in a freak accident finds himself in a strange but familiar world. His adventures take him dimension after dimension to find his way home to his own body. ... more>>

Along the way, he unwittingly becomes the ruler of all the dimensions he traverses to.

This is the story of the Otaku Emperor

Note: This story does assume you know most of the characters and storylines of the individual mangas this story is a fanfic of. However, if you don't, I've tried to make the story cohesive enough to understand anyway. <<less

Scott Freeman had the power of psychometry, the ability to read the past of people and objects by merely touching them with his hands. ... more>>

Of course, this was the only power he knew of, and he has been using it successfully as a successful forensic investigator.

However, his powers brought him to the hidden world of ancient cults and political intrigue that are way beyond his pay grade.

Those challenges forced him to discover that he was far more powerful than he suspected.

Follow the adventures of Scott and his friends, through a world of the supernatural, the unexplained, the mysterious and the arcane.

This is the story of the Chronomancer <<less

Transmigrating to another world... Jordan decided to live his life full of pleasure using his system to help him.... more>>

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Don't take this seriously, I simply wrote this cause I was bored...
I'm a complete amature at writing and my vocabulary is limited, add to the fact that I don't exactly know how to write smut novels... be warned!

But for those who read this... thank you~
Support me here: https://www.patreon.com/Nodreamnohope

Cover not mine... message me here If I need to take it down. <<less

How many years has it been? He cannot remember, nor does he care. ... more>>

He does not even have a name anymore. Over the years, he has been called many names, none of them in a flattering manner. But his enemies all recognized him as simply the avatar of death.

Once he was Matthew Gardner, a up and coming lawyer, married to his high school sweetheart, Sharon Howlett.

But he was betrayed by her, which led up to the events through time that made him the eternally tortured existence that he is living now. <<less

Alex is dead and transmigrated to a planet called Nyxus where women and men can have free sex. He sent into the body of a kid from a middle-class family called Alex Gray who has a milf mom, father, married older sister, and young sister.... more>>

This Book contains adult content
incest, Free-use, Harem, netori, NTR etc...
Anyone having a problem with Netori, NTR, and free use please don't read this story.
Discord - https://discord.gg/gGX68uDEMZ
NSFW Character images in Discord <<less

WARNING: RESTRICTED READ IT IF YOU ARE 18+... more>>

This novel contains sex, exhibitionism, seduction, gender switching, and many other perverted things read it at your own risk and any words names are not represent real life people or place. Everything is just a story of imagination.

“What the hell”

“How am I returned to this place?”

“I became a normal human again. All of my cultivation is gone”

“It should be that strange inheritance that I just touched.”

A pretty looking 18 year old woman woke up from the bed. With her bright eyes looked around with an astonished expression on her face. Then rubbed her eyes again and looked around to see a normal dorm room.

“How am I back here?”

“It has been a few hundred years since I last saw this room.”

“How can I ever forget this place, after I left this place is my life became living hell, first of all I am an orphan. Because of the name I have sometimes people mistake me for a man. Oh my name is ‘Krishna Mohini’.

Due to this name of mine the seat that is allocated to me is in the all gent’s university for the higher education. As I don’t have any background to fight for me and there is no other choice I have decided to attend this university disguised as a man.”

“Hee hahaha, now that I am back I will make the lives of the people that played me and made my life miserable.”

“I am back as a girl in the orphanage again. This time I will make them pay for making my life miserable”

“What is this rune, it has so many inscriptions. It should be from that inheritance.”

“Welcome to the erotic god system”

“What there is a chat group in my phone?”

“Are all these people actually gods and demons?” <<less

Stephen Richards, respected rising chef left his newlywed wife Natalie Robinson, to go to a meeting in another state for a job interview. ... more>>

But in mid flight, a portal opened in the sky, sucking the plane and all it's passengers into another world!

Follow Stephen as he desperately fights to survive and find his way back to his home.

Unbeknownst to him, back home wasn't the same either. While his portal sucked his plane into another realm, other portals opened as creatures from other realms invaded Earth, and changed the world as he knew it. <<less

A transmigrated bitch suddenly woke up in the world of Naruto on the same generation as Naruto.... more>>

She is a bitch back on earth and wanted to have some fun with the big man from the Naruto world even though she is already married to a useless ninja.

But she not out transmigrated but also a rebirth after going through 15 years of the apocalypse in the Naruto world.

She has returned back just 1 month before the apocalypse with an apocalypse bitch system expansion patch for the apocalypse survival system that everyone received.

She originally thought that Naruto world would be fine and she can get some good dicks.

Unfortunately for her the plot did not happen in the way it should be wanted.

There is a sudden sequence of tsunamis and the entire ninja world was submerged along with the deserts of the land of the wind in just a month.

As soon as everything was submerged, every person in the ninja world has a blue screen in front of them saying that “Welcome to the apocalypse survival”

Every person would receive survival points every day based on their survival situation of the past day.

These survival points can be used to improve their physique, spirit, available chakra, chakra regeneration rate……..

What is the point of having bloodlines and strong Jutsu when they did not have chakra to use them?

Even the ninja became lowly bandits conserving chakra and steal food and water….

The natural disasters continued from extreme heat, cold, insects, mutated beasts…….. <<less

A failed minor super villain in the Marvel Universe, the protagonist was beaten up and crippled by superheroes but he receives a second chance. ... more>>

With a second life and new powers, he gets a chance to become a hero???? No, just kidding. He uses his second chance to live the life he always wanted. <<less

A normal school life is all about crushes, grades and friends, but the presence of an aphrodisiac threatens to tip it into imbalance. When a... more>> teacher and student start to hook up, partners cheating on each other, they find that their relationships are compromised and their futures may be at risk. As they search for the mastermind behind the aphrodisiac, can they still be able to fix their wrongs?
(Warning before reading: This book has smut and centers around the theme of sexual affairs/adultery as well as pregnancy)
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This story follows Sakura Haruno. While Naruto was off training with Jiraiya, Sakura learned a few things about herself. Mainly that she doesn't need Sasuke,... more>> she still would like to save her friend and comrade, but she no longer sees him as her old school girl crush. As she matured, she started seeing other boys and a few girls, and after having a sexual awakening discovered that she rather enjoyed sex. She gets along with her sexual partners but believes she is too young and could be killed in action at any time as a ninja to have any commitments, so she decides to sleep around and have fun. She decides she will not worry about settling down until later in life, if she ever wants to. Maybe she never will. But she had decided to focus on her ninja career and fool around with whoever she wanted when she had the chance. Soon Naruto will be returning; she can't wait to see how he has matured since she last saw him and is looking forward to showing him how much she has. <<less

Devon was a typical college student. Handsome, with a pretty girlfriend and several female admirers, he was living the good life on campus. ... more>>

But one day, he woke up and found that he had been infected!

And he wasn't the only one.

The world will never be the same. <<less

No one knows the name Jake Robberfeld. Instead the name of the infamous thief, Mr. C was known to every single person.... more>>

Such an infamous thief had robbed the world's best bank and his fate changed.

He got into an accident and was dead.

He found that the death was not normal and he wasn't supposed to be dead yet. Hence the Grim-reaper compensates him. He can enter any body he wishes and leave at his will.

Then he got to know that everything was the result of a betrayal. He was killed because of a very big plan and he needs his revenge.

"I don't care about your lives. All I want is your money." That is how much he loves money.

Once he was dead, his statement changed, "Now all I want is your money and your ladies."

After death, the only statement he said was, "My body may die virgin but my soul would not do the same."

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Dean Anderson was a game developer, who left a famous computer and mobile game company to form his own. His ambitious idea was to develop a real time, MMORPG that encompassed the real world, a fully integrated game that blurred reality from the game. ... more>>

However, he ran out of his initial funds, and had to borrow from unsavory characters.

Because he owed them a large amount of money, he had to keep his relationship with his wife, model Madeline Summers a secret, to prevent her from being threatened while he still owed money to gangsters.

They were highschool sweethearts, and after graduating college, they had gotten married. But due to circumstances, Dean had to openly divorce her to not get her involved in his debt, even though they deeply loved each other.

They stayed at different places, Madeline in her home they bought together, and Dean in a rented apartment where he stayed by himself. Of course, he secretly slept over at their home whenever he could to spend time with her.

This of course put a strain on their relationship, added by the fact that her modelling career was taking off, and to get higher paying jobs, she was asked to do more and more things that were uncomfortable for Dean.

Due to his debt, Dean desperately took on as many jobs as he could that allowed him to work on his project. At the same time, Madeline was pressured to do more and more risque work that were highly paid, to help Dean pay off his debt.

One day, due to strange circumstances, he somehow found himself with the abilities of his game character. Will this improve his life, or lead it spiraling out of control into the abyss <<less

Jordan and Melissa were lovers. Jordan was a 22 year old gym instructor by day and a bartender by night, while Melissa was a dance instructor as well as a part time model. They met in the gym where he was instructing a crossfit class, while she instructed a zumba class next door. ... more>>

They fell in love after a couple of dates and have been dating for two years. One night, Jordan intended to propose

However, they were suddenly brought into another world and their lives were forever changed <<less

Jensen Hook loved the same woman for most of his life. From childhood to adulthood, when he found out she was cheating he wanted to win her back. He knew he loved her more than anything, but sometimes when you love something and hold onto it for too long it will wither like a flower picked from its stem.
........ more>>

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[Author note]
The worst part about this novel, is going to be the realism. There's no puppet master behind the scenes, there's no big bad. This is someone you love making bad choices. This is a person he never wanted to give up on, but knows that he has to. Whether he does or not, is the actual journey of the story. Personality clashes, character development, pain, and happiness.

This will be a short story, and the MC isn't full chad because of his childhood, he is one track minded and he is NOT great with his words. He wants someone to love while making them happy...... (THE NIAVE AND DENSE TAGS ARE FOR THINGS YOU MAY FIND FUNNY AMD ARE NOT DETRIMENTAL) <<less

please don't rate for my series just by reading the first few chapters... more>>

if you are this fast to review then your wife might be sad in the bed because of your quick response

this is for the people that would rate only reading the first and second chapters

WARNING: RESTRICTED READ IT IF YOU ARE 18+

This novel contains exhibitionism, seduction, gender switching, and many other perverted things read it at your own risk and any words names are not represent real life people or place. Everything is just a story of imagination.

A hot young house wife that has been loyal to her husband since marriage was frustrated to the point that her mind was filled with lust.

It was bursted open by a sales man that came to sell some special goods which seduced her.

After that there is an old man, her nephews, her husband’s assistances and superiors………..

There are many adventurers of the house wife where she enjoys various themes of lust swimming in the perversion with money, gangs, business, heist…………. <<less