If Xi was looking for love—which he isn’t—the very last place he’d think to find it is in the chatroom of his variety stream. Still, it finds him anyway, in the form of a guy shameless enough to defy the heavens.... more>>

Features chatroom flamewars, silly banter, hot smut and an overabundance of misused tildes, all in a lightly sketched futuristic setting. Inspired by the author’s deep love for danmei, kpop, and internet slang. All fluff, with any angst just a seasoning to highlight the merciless sweetness. No fat anxiety included.

(RR verification: giant purple cows!!)

Author's note: Running out of translated cnovels to read, I started to write my own. Setting is meant to be far future and handwavily multicultural; you'll notice a bunch of Korean, Chinese and Japanese internet slang and honorifics. The story is basically shameless fluff + dirty sex. Chatlogs are everywhere because why not; if their formatting leaves you confused, check the endnote of the first chapter for an explanation of what is what. Footnotes for terms some readers might not know are included; let me know if I missed anything, or didn't explain anything clearly enough, or got anything wrong. <<less

Runned over by a car. ... more>>

Welcomed by a System.

[Hello, Host. I'm System 6969 who is assigned to fulfill the regret and unfinished revenge of people who die with regret. ]

"Like,the f*ck?"

[Deduction was passed: Host's point was deduct by 10 points by cursing. Current points: -10]

Oi, You gonna be kidding me!

So the unwilling protagonist was dragged by the system into different worlds to fulfill the revenge of the assigned person with a heavy heart, the protagonist wailed in his heart.

System? Can I get some explanation before dragging me?!

Stalker: Wifey...don't leave me. My heart ache for your loss. （●'∀｀）ノ♡

Ceo: Beg me. Beg me for my love. \(-ㅂ-)/ ♥ ♥ ♥

Bestfriend: Don't look at them. Focus only to me. ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

Dark Lord: Bondage? You want me to try it? (･'з'･)

MC: My poor chrysanthemum!!o(╥﹏╥)o

System :Hehehehe.... more...more... (灬♥ω♥灬)(≧∇≦)

𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯. <<less

A quirky love story between the Country's Top Actor and a very popular food vlogger.... more>>

The first time they met was at a convenience store in a foreign country, he doesn't know her and she doesn't recognize him. It was a fated meeting.

The second time they meet was at a restaurant, she finally recognizes him but does not show it and he thought she does not know who he is.

The third time they met was at a food show, she admits to him what she knows and he became embarrased with the revelation but after that, the meetings never stop. <<less

Zi Yu lived a normal life.... more>>

He went to school, worked a part-time job, and studied. An average, everyday life. However, he was bored with that kind of life! He wanted something more in his life! So, imagine his surprise when an add pops up and offers him exactly that! He accepts it under the pretext that, even if it turned out to be a hoax, it wouldn't hurt either way.

However, he is immediately bound to System 005 that night and brought into the 'Wish Granting System'!

What's even going on?! And who are these two guys that seemingly keep following him to each world!

[WARNING: NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CHINESE WORLD-HOPPING NOVELS. ALSO, THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN EXPLICIT DESCRIPTIONS OF SEX AND GORE. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.]

[PS: Yes, this story has 2 gongs. If you do not like it, please leave.]

[PPS: I do NOT own the art in the cover.] <<less

What do you do when you wake up in a place that seems familiar, but is actually completely fake? An YunXi, a general from ancient times, dies in the arms of his younger brother who has betrayed him. With his last breath he declares that he will never be able to forgive him. Waking up after death to find himself in the middle of filming a scene for a Chinese drama set in ancient times. An YunXi not realizing he was acting a role of a character who was about to be assassinated with a "knife", he retaliates.... more>>

[WARNING: this is the first draft if possible comments on what to edit would be the best thing to give me, slow character development and a shitty update schedule, btw 1-3K words per chapter...] <<less

Xu Fei!... more>>

He was a composer who had composed various songs and was at the top of the industry.

He had worked together with a lot of celebrities worldwide and he had produced countless hits and was regarded as the top among the composers.

But because of an unexpected betrayal, he lost his life.

When he thought that everything has ended for him, he founded himself in the past.

‘In the past, I was just a composer, now I will become the king of showbiz!’

With that conviction, he started climbing the stairs of showbiz. <<less

Tang Ling binds with a quick transmigration system in order to one day accomplish her wish, in order to do so she has to complete tasks involving side characters who suffered through different worlds and their grievances they withheld. ... more>>

Overbearing CEO male lead? Blackened Villain Boss? White lotus female leads?
None matter in front of the best (Self-proclaimed) system administrator Tang Ling!

World 1 - Film Empress doesn't need a background (Entertainment World) - Ongoing

Cultivation world

"Martial Aunt, will fanning you really help me with my cultivation?"

Tang Ling: Don't underestimate the technique of fanning! In order to perfect this technique, you need the right wrist movement and body form. Practicing this great technique will help your body develop into a more suitable one for cultivation. Having a good body is the first step to being the first in the heavens.

"But is it really necessary for you to be in front of the fan?"

Tang Ling: I don't see what's wrong, I'm not bothering you, I'm just enjoying this wonderful breeze today

Tang Ling: {System, do you have any drinks?}

System who is watching his host be shameless:[ ................. Little ancestor, you do remember you have to accomplish the tasks right?]

Inspired by Chinese Quick Transmigration novels
First time trying to write a quick transmigration Chinese novel, critique is appreciated

~~[3-3-22 Notice]~~
[Going to try to update at least once a week from now on!]

{*Not my picture, all credit goes to the owner} <<less

He was the earthquake that shook the earth, the wind that carried their screams, and death that sat upon his black stallion - the god of war; the grim reaper; death. ... more>>

However, he was still human and ended up taking his own life. But his life did not end there. Instead, he awoke in another's body. Accepting his fate, he learned and quickly adapted to this new world that was all too strange for him. Despite being marked as one of the many bitches that belonged to the underworld boss of Three Kings, Luka Wraithe decides to give his new "master" a warm greeting in order to reclaim his freedom the "right" way.

However, that "right" way would only make hell break loose.

TRIGGER WARNING!!!!
There will be underage sex, nonconsensual sex, sex in general, depictions of torture, questionable morals, etc. If any of that bothers you, DO NOT CONTINUING READING AND LEAVE UNNECESSARY COMMENTS! But for everyone else, enjoy!

This work is completely fictional from my own imagination. There will be no set dates or days for when this story will be updated. But I will do my best to update as regularly as possible. <<less

Synopsis
“An International reality show where two exes accidentally arrived having their own motives.
One had come for fame and others because of a bet, will they be able to achieve their goals or past emotions will ignite.
Will they overcome their emotions or start a new relationship?
Let’s follow their journey in the game show where will you be able to see reel and real romance”
Disclaimer: Credits for the picture goes to my sister. Don't copy without my permission. Don't post my work on other sites.... more>>

Announcement: I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad
Please read side stories on this site https://unisonofgeekshow.wordpress.com <<less

8 souls from different dimensions all died after accepting the [I am a mob system].... more>>

Right after accepting they all met each other, though they don’t know each other’s appearance they still became good friends.

After introducing each other they entered their first world. Upon going to their first world they got themselves husbands who were not like what the system said!

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My original novel.

Warning
Smut
Yaoi/BL

I don’t own any of the art. <<less

Welcome to the Garden of Lilies, where, for nine nights only, you can see the rarest of flowers bloom. What does it take to create a True Harem of beautiful women? What happens when professional rivals admit to less-than-hostile feelings for each other? And what does the ocean have to do with compulsory heterosexuality? To find out, you can only venture deeper in…... more>>

This collection is the product of the Yuri Garden’s first collaborative anthology event. Nine “dream scenarios” submitted by members during the 2019 Annual Survey were transformed into the prompts used in this event. Each tale completes its prompt to a T – beyond that depends on the author’s imagination.

The stories were originally released across nine consecutive nights, each at 9pm British Summer Time (GMT +1).

You can now read a description of the stories in the glossary, written up by Moonpearl.

You can see the full list of prompts and learn more about the event here: https://forum.novelupdates.com/blogs/the-yuri-garden-anthology-event.3439/ <<less

We all have choices.
Yet, most of the choices we make are wrong.
What if you had a chance to go back and change your history?
What if you had a chance to alter your future?
Would you accept it? Or refuse?... more>>

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This story has been dropped, please don't read it if this bothers you. <<less

My submissions for the 2020 Yuri Garden writing competitions. Met Her Match was written for the "9 Nights in the Garden of Lilies: A Yuri Garden Anthology" while The Dragon and Snake was written for "The Yuri Garden Writing Competition (2020)". Both protagonists are black women while one protagonist is fat.... more>>

Met Her Match (summary which I copied from the Yuri Garden Glossary)
Joy has it all: she’s beautiful, she’s successful, and she’s one half of the UK showbiz scene’s lesbian power couple. That’s why she’s Adaaku’s rival. At least, that’s what Adaaku tells herself. She swears it has nothing to do with being snubbed on Tinder all those years ago. When targeted bullying leaves Adaaku crying alone in a bathroom, however, it’s Joy who comes to save her.

The Dragon and The Snake
Candace has an agenda for entering the emperor's harem. And it's definitely not because of love. However, Lucy, the empress makes it difficult to focus on her agenda. Maybe her agenda is because of love after all. <<less

There is a legend going around Hongbo Entertainment. ... more>>

The digital piano that was rented by their golden child Gan Qingqing is possessed by a demon!
Firstly, Gan Qingqing never sleeps well.
Secondly, Gan Qingqing fell into a coma and has not awoken!
Thirdly, the piano plays on its own even when it is not plugged in to power!!
Ah, scary!

In reality, Gan Qingqing was irresponsibly composing music at all hours of the day and without proper sleep, eventually collapsed. As for the second and third point? Qingqing woke up to find herself out of her body and is now crying shamefully in the digital piano.

"Hey, get out of there, Gan Qingqing." His tired face is crumpled in a sour expression.
"???"
"You're so noisy crying in there. Come here instead." He opens his arms.
"Who are you??" <<less

An unsuccessful film director travels back in time to Hollywood in the year 1988, and inhabits the body of an eighteen-year-old young man named Eric... more>> Williams.
Follow his journey as he becomes Hollywood's best director, wins over the hottest ladies in Hollywood, and becomes a veritable legend.
THIS IS A FAN-TRANSLATION.
Schedule: 7 chapters every two weeks. <<less

Echo had lived a very tragic life:
- Chaotic family: Father abhors me
- Chaotic love: ML abhors me
- Chaotic marriage: Hubby abhors me
- Chaotic death: Life abhors me
But just after death, he was back from where he started.
Author: You are deserving of becoming my MC
Echo: @$%*&%!
Ryan(hubby): ... this time I want chocolate cake for reception.
Still alive In-laws: Daughter-in-law! Save us, we wanna attend your marriage this time.... more>>

VIP intel for royal readers:
1v1
Happy Ending
Initial Angst
Echo (smart GAY shou) x Ryan (cold BI gong)
Fluff and face-slapping ;) <<less

Jason Fassbender, 38, divorced and happily single, was an indie game developer—who died on a snowy night while protecting his girlfriend.... more>>

Fortunately (or unfortunately), it was not over for him.

When he opened his eyes again, he found himself possessing the body of Lee Sujin, 28, a debt ridden failed idol trainee who had to become an entry level manager in a talent agency to meet her ends and almost died while protecting her star charge from a stalker.

She was only meant to be one of those people who watched with amazement and worshipped the "Heavenly Being" who walked on the same ground as her. The "Midas Hand" whose triumph knew no bounds.

But they both now had a debt-ridden family to take care of! Making the MC shine does not clear all their debts!!!

One was a game developer, another one was an idol manager. With their mismatched skills, how could they even hope to succeed?

Well, they couldn't just let the second chance they got in life go to waste now, could they?

[I know the cover art sucks. I will change it when I find a more suitable one.] <<less

Being a student at one of the top music conservatories in the world can be extremely stressful, especially when everyone seems far more talented than you. Unable to handle the overwhelming academic pressure and the cutthroat competition, Ilani Cho forfeits his scholarship and takes a "leave of absence" from the Juilliard School of Performing Arts.... more>>

As an insecure (and weird) 21-year-old with various other problems, Ilani must spend the year struggling to figure out himself and his uncertain future. However, living in New York City is expensive, and his meager savings are rapidly burning up. In order afford his apartment rent, a friend advises him to supplement his income by becoming a streamer and singing karaoke on virtual reality... but his digital avatar is a girl?

This is a story of a genderfluid (nonbinary) cinnamon bun who dives into the world of online idols and Vtubers.

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The cover artwork is not mine. <<less

As a teenager Emil Lopez ran away from his passion for music. Although he would go on to become a successful lawyer, he would live a lonely life, bereft of joy, romance, and friendship for over two decades. He would regret his past choices. While dying from a car accident, he would make a final wish: that he could go back and become a musician. With this second chance to pursue his musical desires, will Emil be able to face his past fears or will he make the same decisions over again?... more>>

[I'm in the middle of moving to a new place so I have to go on a temporary hiatus. :( Sorry for the slow-down, but will hopefully be back to a more normal schedule in August. Thanks for reading! :D ] <<less

When I was 292 I fell in love Kenji Akamura, and over the next 12 years I became obsessed… Everyday I always kept up with Kenji, every post had a like and retweet, every nomination had a vote, every fan meet had a fan, every poster, merch and sponsor, had a buyer, every movie had a watcher and every controversy had a warrior. ... more>>

I Leo, am the ultimate fan of Kenji Akamura, and would do a lot for him! But what is going on right now? Why is my idol staring at me with hateful eyes and calling me a stalker? I just wanted to go to work! QAQ <<less

Lyla had a cult following as a young actor. She had also received the best newcomer award when she was only 18 years old. She decided at 20 to enroll in the nation's renowned Art & Sports university. An actress with a secret she wants to keep hidden from the rest of the world.... more>>

On the night before the first day at school, she realized a truth about herself. She couldn't hold his liquor. The next morning, she woke up with a hangover just to realize that she had missed her first day at university.

Yet what shocked her more was the nasty cramp on her lower abdomen. Confused, with no memory of last night, she returned to her dorm only to find her tall dorm mate looked very familiar to her... <<less

What would be your reaction when an... Angel?... Appears in front of you right after you died. Anyways, he says he's a messenger for some Goddess of Fertility, or whatnot. ... more>>

"The Goddess dispised you child of man, for you have soiled her beliefs and teachings. For this you shall be punished in your next life..." The messenger said.

Oh great, now the Goddess of Fertility hates me. I admit I am a scum that tricked women into bed to steal their belongings. I'm a bastard that deserves to be put to hell and back... But i doubt my life in earth has been anything worse than hell anyway.

As I reminisce back to my life, tears of sorrow uncontrollably flowed out my eyes.

"It's not fair... it's not like I wanted to, you know?... Why is it always like this?..." Tears after tears fell, tears of indignance... As always.

"..." The messenger watched the man with sorrow and pity. For he knows, all sins commuted by this man has been done merely to survive and provide for his love ones.

Its all his fault. The messenger thought. God of Fortune and Misfortune. He remembered the name of the God with pure hatred.

A willy-nilly God. Careless and irresponsible. He is the existence that directly opposes the beliefs and teaching of his Goddess. And that God being careless that he is, threw misfortunes in one corner of the world, to just say he did his job and was done with it. In consequence, this man took most of it, and thus why he was forced to live his life the he did. He knew that in nature this man may have the purest of heart.

He looked at the man with utmost pity once again.

"Do not despair, child of man. For the Goddess understands all your indignance. And thus she grants you a blessing in your next life..."

Not believing what he heard, the man looked up to the angel with hope in his eyes and listened to his edict...

This the story of an ex-con man transferred to another world because of a mistake of the Gods. But because of the sins he has made in his previous life, he is tasked to change the world and prove himself. On his road to his mission, he will be thrown into the chaos of the ten kingdoms with the a goal to fix everything. <<less

I read too many Chinese world-hopping novels and as a result my brain is filled with cliches and funny tropes 👍
Follow shameless protagonist Zhao Jingyi as he changes the plot for his own satisfaction, and his desperately hardworking system You Liang who is trying his best to become a high level system by raising his host to the next level. ... more>>

Disclaimers!
Zhao Jingyi and You Liang are both protagonists! There are two protagonists in this story!

Romance in this story is casual! Zhao Jingyi would need a lot of character development in order to have a healthy relationship! This story is for the sake of comedy! Not romance!

I am not Chinese! I just like Chinese world hopping novels! If I ever use a Chinese word in the wrong way or if the names for my characters are insulting please tell me! <<less

No goal, No motivation... Life is full of depression. Eagerness seems like a fleeting cloud... I think I was born in a wrong era.

Clain woke up one day and found himself in a novel he had read before.....as the detestable second male lead.
It was an idol about feelings, love, tragedy and betrayal but Clain wanted nothing of it.
Tired of complications of life, all he wanted was to live as he liked.... more>>

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The image is not mine and all rights belong to the artist. <<less