An attempt at the mediocre American novel loosely based on Rush Limbaugh’s lesbian farmers conspiracy theory.... more>>

Danny Kenton was comfortable in his life as a small town loser, but when a bunch of Hippies begin to turn one of the farms next to Twin Crossings Kansas into an intentional community, things start to get weird for him. <<less

Upcoming college graduate Elaine Lawrence never imagine her life would be cut short by a freak accident, leading her soul to transfer into a dead body.... more>>

Elaine soon discovered the young woman she recently possessed true identity, a villainess side character within a novel she finished, Estella Marie de La Croix. Estella's family, the house of Croix, and the male protagonist's family were sworn enemies, destined to collide.

As she tried to survive this unknown and dangerous world, her rationality warned her to avoid him, else she will suffer terrible consequences. Yet he remained her favorite character, and her heart wildly fluttered whenever their path crossed.

"I know we are not meant to be, but can I still like you?"

Warning: Grimdark

Cover Art: LittleFoodie <<less

Shafir is a knight who was cursed and has a strained relationship with his captain, who was his teenage classmate as a squire. He lives with this crippling anxiety that everyone thinks he's out to get them because of a curse that this evil, although heartbroken, dark elf put on him. Because of this anxiety, he sees his captain's romantic intentions toward him as not romantic but somehow a way to piss him off on purpose. So due to this miscommunication, he HATES his captain, but secretly has repressed his love for his captain and has mistaken it for anger.... more>>

I updated it to a more comedic synopsis. <<less

The road to redemption is long and arduous. William believes he has met a light in his darkness, but could it be the spark that burns everything down.... more>>

Dark, fluffy, BL romance with comic undertones. <<less

Blood-Forged laid beneath the mountain for hundreds of years, mourning his prince, his wielder and remembering the good old days of battle. Then one day... more>> the blade known as Blood-Forged awoke in a human form. He discovered the Demon Lord he defeated with his master has resurrected and he sets out on a journey to find the other legendary weapons and a new wielder.
Also on Wattpad, Royal Road, and my wordpress.
Cover by @shadnoise on Twitter
.... horribly drawn pants added by me, hopefully to be edited later by my good buddy Shad. <<less

A young boy with a strange demeanor suddenly finds himself contending with a beautiful emerald-haired girl stuck inside of his mind. She doesn’t remember much of anything, and loves to sleep, however, it’s clear that there is a deep connection between the two of them.... more>>

The son of a mercenary, all he has known is constant travel and bloodshed. Now tied into a greater fate than anyone realizes, how will they survive being thrust onto the world stage full of powerfully gifted nobility, an ever-dominant central church, and a mysterious hidden force lurking in the shadows?

Follow Byleth as he grows up in a world of magic and mystery, grappling with powers he doesn’t entirely understand and forced to combat those who would seek the mysterious girl for their own purposes.
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You do not need knowledge about Fire Emblem to read this. The story can also be dark at points, but that is by no means the focus of the novel.

If you're interested I have a Patreon for advanced chapters - https://www.patreon.com/Kizaru_Etrus
Join the Discord - https://discord.gg/AddKrp8Xt2 <<less

He arrives like the wind and vanishes in a cloud of smoke. His blade is as fast as lightning and no secret stays hidden in... more>> front of his eyes. There is but one skill that Si Jin, the head of the deadly Si clan, does not possess: The ability to make tasty food instead of poison.
What a major oversight on his part to not have learned this art sooner! After all, this skill alone is able to secure him a date with food anchor Xiao Ming. But Si Jin is unwilling to capitulate before even trying. No matter whether he needs to slice ten-thousand onions or scale a mountain of broccoli, ninja Si Jin will not retreat until he manages to cook himself into the cooking show’s finals and into his secret crush’s heart. <<less

Jean's dream was to be able to graduate from a well known university and pursue his future career as a Professor.But what will happen when he suddenly transmigrates into his own novel? ... more>>

The novel that he wrote in a whim becomes his worst nightmare when he gets reborn as the most hated Cannon-fodder villain whose fate is to spend his last remaining days in a dark prison cell brutally tortured by one of his protagonists.

Not a good feeling is it?

Jean : Someone help me !(⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

The protagonists : ~The only ones who can help you is us, darling ~

Come follow Jean through his journey, as he unravels and discovers more about his world.The way isn't easy and the time is short.Will Jean be able to break free from the entanglements? or Will he fall into the claws of The 'fated end' of the original? <<less

After being freed from a lamp, a genie named Jiji must grant her lamp owner, Dante Barrett, 100 wishes. Except, archeology Professor Barrett is mostly... more>> content with her life. Only using her wishes in emergencies. So the good news is that Jiji is allowed to explore the southern California town between wishes. The bad news is, Jiji has been trapped in the lamp for 1000 years. Thus, she has little experience with the modern world and even less impulse control.
Join Jiji as she navigates Professor Barrett's college. Stumbles to understand technology. And falls in love with everyone she meets. <<less

'The next batch of players will be arriving soon.' ... more>>

'Remember to act your part well. Don't step out of bounds. Don't go out of character or you'll suffer the consequences.'

In the game world, Faye was nothing but an NPC who owned a bookstore. That was all the players saw, and that was what she was known as, but what if she was more than that?

After a meeting with the 'main character' of the game, things take a turn for the NPC Faye and she becomes more aware of her status and the world around her, more than she ever did before. <<less

Dying a sacrifice to the gods after years of abuse, Lei Mingxing was unwilling!
She went back ten years, swearing that she would escape that d*mn fate!... more>>

Injured Meridians and Dantian, unable to cultivate? Pah! What a joke!
Unloving and cruel family? She wouldn't even give them a glance!
Scum fiance and Father-in-Law? Just look at her surpassing them!

The Gods will cry in front of her resolve!
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A certain guy she saved a long the way: ... Don't strain yourself. <<less

Haruki Fukuda's life takes an unexpected turn the day he crosses paths with Kentaro Nomura. Their initial encounter is anything but pleasant, yet destiny had a different plan in store for them. Through the tumultuous waves of their friendship, an unbreakable bond formed, defying all odds.... more>>

With the steady progression of time, Haruki finds himself caught in a web of uncertainty, wondering whether his feelings for Kentaro are purely platonic. The ginger-haired teenager's affectionate words and intimate gestures leaves him questioning the boundaries of their relationship.

Was this a subtle declaration of affections that transcended friendship, or is Kentaro Nomura simply oblivious to the concept of personal boundaries? <<less

Elijah is a library science grad student; he's just gotten a summer internship organizing a private library for someone who's just inherited a whole heap... more>> of books. But one particular book in the library is different in ways he couldn't have imagined, and it will change his life in unexpected ways. <<less

Spring has come to Inari's mountain, and even little kitsune and oni have to go to school. But spring also means that there are long... more>> forgotten things make their presence known. <<less

Official Title: The Criswell's Curse... more>>

Ophelia lived. Then she died.
Like clockwork, her death was predetermined by the flames of fate, emerging in the darkness of her 18th birthday. Yet, time rewinded. Again. And again. After 9 lives of being abused, neglected, married off to monsters instead of men, she had enough.
A saint, some called her. A vixen, others murmured. No one in the high nobility knew who this girl truly was, yet none seemed to not yearn for more, to look away from her bewitching grace. And as chess pieces gather, from the most eligible bachelors in the kingdom to women with peculiar tastes; Ophelia observes the pawns slowly moving, their actions causing bloodshed everywhere they touch. And she loves it.
Has her soul become evil, or has she merely gone insane?

Sneak Peak:
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“You are both revoked from your duties as my handmaids and hereby expelled from the Wharton’s estate.”
“Thank you, milady!”
“But since you damaged the dresses, you are to repay their full price within three years. If you refuse or fail to obey this command, you’ll have two fingers removed. Pack your things and go.”
“But that’s impossible! You know we can’t pay that amount! You are dooming us to fail, Ophelia!”
The Duke was standing at the corner of the room, looking at them as if they were nothing but mere ants, ready to be squashed at a moment’s notice; however, reality only sunk when they saw the wide grin on my lips.
“I don’t recall giving you permission to address me so casually.” My figure leaned forward, approaching their desperate expressions with satisfaction tingling beneath my skin. “You’ve raised me since I was but an infant, however, my mercy won’t be tested any further.”
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Please read the Author’s Note before digging into the story, it is very short.
Thank you!

New chapters every Wednesday & Saturday!
Reader discretion is advised. <<less

Jake Ishida expected ordinary days when he moved to a new city. He did not expect the mysterious warrior, Pilot, to give him a strange crystal. The crystal transforms him into the Fire Radiant, a warrior of order. Now, he must learn how to utilize his new powers to fight against the agents of chaos, not only to protect Earth, but also Pilot's world, Galvania.... more>>

Inspired by Shounen Battle Manga and the Sentai genre.
Expect a group of teenagers mentored by aliens from another dimension. <<less

College is supposed to be an exciting time, an opportunity to meet new friends and make lifelong relationships. However, Kaitlyn was never the social type. Her awkwardness and nervous stuttering meant that just talking to people was hard enough, not to mention romance. ... more>>

Getting transported into a dating sim seems like the perfect opportunity to change that.

Faced with five handsome leads to pursue, the future looks bright and filled with possibilities. But as she fumbles through grueling classes, terrible advice, and gaming the system in Heartthrob University, it seems that getting isekai'd might not be the magical cure-all she hoped for. But that's ok. Even if cruel reality threatens her do-over, she can always try again.

And again.

And again. <<less

What does it mean to be a dragon master? what does it truly entail to be a lorekeeper? ... more>>

"Do you know the true meaning behind the role you have chosen to undertake? I can most assure you it is not always a happy one nor is it one that can be take lightly. You've a gift that makes you shine like no other within the valley of dragons but to truly grow to your great potential you need to have various experiences."

"why are you so familiar to me like someone i knew in the past yet so very different from what i remember?"

"oh my has the little fairy fallen for the lonely dragon perhaps?"

"if we meet again in the future i hope we remember each other and can become friends."

okay sooooo this is my first time writing a story and to be quite honest. i've no idea what i'm doing so i'd appreciate any type of constructive criticism and advice. Seriously.

Updates will probably be irregular as i'm still ironing out how i want the story and world to go.

story elements will contain
slight age changes
mechanics and moves up to gen 9
references to other regions and their events
darker take on certain themes and elements
death of either pokemon or people (no there wont be a death per chapter but when it happens its sad) <<less

When a pilot with no name breaks through a rift to a dying world, he and his experimental fighter-plane become the only things in the way of a horrific army of monsters that is marching to burn down the mystical world tree and kill its keeper as the final symbol of their grim victory.... more>>

What happens when an emotionless killer is transported to another place, when a man who was trained to hunt in the skies above barren ash-lands now becomes the last protector of the perfect garden below instead?

What happens when a soldier with as much blood on his hands as engine grease must find a way to live together with a peaceful incarnation of nature itself — a dryad — in order to save the last sparks of life on her fading world from a series of invasions that never seem to end?
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The one-thousand year crisis has begun.

The world tree, towering up toward the heavenly skies, is the greatest beacon of resilience and peace that there is. Saturated with deeply set, ancient magical energies, it is the most powerful source of ambient, restorative magic that the dying world has ever known. Guarded solely now by its last pacifistic caretaker, a forest dryad, it seems inevitable that it will soon be destroyed with nobody around who is strong enough to protect it from the steadily approaching danger.

Rising from the shadows, horrific monsters from forgotten eras tear through the world in the steadily growing waves of their invasion, breaking free from their ancient prisons deep below its surface as they rampage and destroy the cities of men, elves, and all the other races of the many continents. Filled with nothing but an intent to kill, the system-manifested hordes march toward the last garden in order to bring about the end of the last era.

As one nation after the other falls, everything seems lost, until fate intervenes and a rift between worlds opens, bringing in the only hope the many nations, the sacred tree, as well as its peace-loving caretaker, have against the endless tide of blood and fangs — a transmigrated war pilot, flying an experimental combat aircraft, the Jagdflugzeug-09 'Kestrel'.

Is this one man enough to stop the monster invasions, which grow stronger and stronger with every subsequent wave? Can the pilot with no name carry the fate of the world upon his wings, or can he only watch from above as the fires of the apocalypse reach up to the sky to consume him as well before the fall of final darkness?

Find out in this latest novel by trending litRPG and fantasy author D.M. Rhodes!
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What to expect: LitRPG, Progression, A fighter pilot MC in an isekai fantasy world, A system-modified warplane, A dryad companion, Relationship growth, War, Defense, Monster invasions, Base/home building, Settlement building, A little slice of life, Air travel, Dog-fighting with dragons, Guns vs. monsters <<less

After staying up all night and working overtime for five consecutive days, Yang Zanxing, a corporate s*ave, had transmigrated into an ancient, cultivation, feel-good novel aimed at the male demographic that she had read last month. She ended up appearing for 3,000 words as the cannon fodder female supporting character who was blown to bits by the male lead for framing his sweetheart.... more>>

Yang Zanxing: “What’s this about???”

The corporate s*ave who was familiar with the plot let out a deafening cry: “My life is up to me! Not to the heavens!”

However…

Forty years ago, the shark demon had returned for revenge, the relics of the goddess were left in the secret land, the withering snake shaman had reappeared in the world, and the legendary evil sword had resurfaced…

Could the Heavenly Lord afford to lose??

As Zanxing faced the escalating difficulties of the plot, she only had one purpose—to get to the ending.

——Destiny is something that happens no matter what you do. Regardless of how you struggle, the end will not change.

——I must change it.

A story in which I decide my own life, and not follow the original work. <<less

Saik is an expressionless boy who can see ghosts. Yuki is a ghost girl who has always been alone and has never had any friends.... more>> Saik dreams of being the perfect boy his mother dreamed of having and Yuki wants to have friends. Working with each other, they will both achieve their own dreams... On the other hand, Cristal is a nice girl, who has no interest in love... Until Saik saves her, arousing some romantic interest in her, provoking jealousy in little Yuki. "A-am I in love with Saik?" Unknowingly, Saik managed to romance two girls, and a few more, though he doesn't realize it. With two goals in mind, Yuki will do her best to achieve them. "You'll fall in love with me and I'll make you smile, Saik!" <<less

"Are you ready to take the deal, My Lady?"... more>>

In the midst of the ongoing feud between the Crusz Empire and the Delha Kingdom, Lady Alejandra Ramirez, Daughter of Duke Ramirez, Golden Tiger of the Empire, gets herself tangled with two factions wanting to use her for their own desires. What will the Lady do after finding herself stuck between a rock and a hard place?

In a world with magical users called Adjudicators, the most important piece in the war is a normal girl like her?!

What choices will she be forced to make?

What road will she end up treading?

The choice is unclear and the righteous path has never been blurrier. When the only destination is absolute death and destruction, what can the Lady do to avoid any more suffering? <<less

Life's a royal mess! One minute, Raven's a top-tier assassin close to killing her worst enemy, and the next? She's waking up in frilly dresses... more>> as Asteria's Princess Seraphina!
When elite assassin Raven is killed on a mission to eliminate Prince Alexander of Ironhold, she doesn’t expect a second act! But fate’s got a flair for drama and she awakens in the body of Princess Seraphina - turns out both of them are the victims of a treacherous conspiracy.
Raven's new plan is to get revenge on the traitors while juggling royal duties, ballroom dances, and - oh yes - a fake engagement to her former enemy, Prince Alexander!
A pretend romance with the prince is Raven's ticket to getting close to the villains. But things get complicated when her "pretend" feelings start feeling very... real.
Is Prince Hartley not the bad guy after all?
Turns out, falling in love might just be the most dangerous mission yet! <<less

Ellie would not fail.
Geoff would not try.... more>>

High-achieving Ellie Gardner meets intentional slacker, Geoff Cobalt, throwing their previously steady life trajectories into chaos. Ellie is an adopted daughter of a midwestern crime family in dire straits, sent to Orange County, CA not only to get a college degree, but to make connections with another local emerging crime family, the Sinclairs. Geoff is the secret grandson (also adopted) of a legendary supervillain. Despite this, he prefers to eat junk food, light fires, steal, and play video games. Therefore, Ellie is recruited to keep his college studies on track in exchange for training from his grandfather. She needs to study, survive, and learn to budget both her money and time between her many obligations. She can't do it on her own. But when everyone is putting on a front (including herself), who can she trust?

And while they don't realize it, there are many hidden eyes on them.

"Ellie was on her own.
Geoff was on his own.
They only had each other."

All are original characters. There will be some illustrations/portraits painted by me using traditional mediums :) Sometimes the links get broken, so I really appreciate that if you let me know!

There are 8 arcs planned, this is currently the first arc. Sometimes I'll go through and update with more details/plot points as they shift around, so don't be surprised if some details in old chapters change!

Currently posting a new chapter every Saturday and sometimes Wednesday if I've made extra progress.

Set some decades into the future so I can play around with technology.

General content warnings/disclaimer: There will be some laws broken, violence, verbal threats, involuntary confinement, breaking and entering, arson, body modification, poisoning, occasional death. You might call the genre cozy crime. The tone will generally be kept light and the characters may seem callous at times. This is many of the characters are criminals. They are not meant to be role models. Do not take this story as legal advice, security advice, or as a guide on how to commit crimes. This is fiction and any resemblance to people, places, and things real or imagined are coincidence. <<less

When Summer Nesbitt meets with Persephone Chase to give her DIY hormones, neither girl knows the other has a secret. Summer is a product of Dorley Hall who left after her first sponsorship ended in heartbreaking violence—and who knows that she’s the only thing standing between Persephone and its basement. And Persephone’s controlling uncle is the Marquess of Cainewood, who wants to shape her into the ideal heir to his “male” title—and a trans woman is not what he has in mind.... more>>

Can Summer avoid the temptation to manipulate Persephone like she was trained to do? Can Persephone protect Summer from the powerful man who thinks he owns her? And can a Dorley girl help a trans girl transition without revealing her secrets—and without her Sisters to help?

Based on "The Sisters of Dorley" and “Dorleypilled".

Content warnings: Discussions of torture, manipulation, kidnapping, forced feminization, and nonconsensual surgery. Depictions of domestic abuse and anti-queer bigotry. Additional content warnings at the start of chapters. <<less