Can’t Make an Omelette: a Chick Before the Egg Story
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4.9 (156 ratings)
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| Total Views (All): | 74,483 |
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| Total Views (Chapters): | 53,494 |
| Average Views: | 3,566 |
| Word Count: | 43,182 |
| Average Words: | 2,879 |
| Pages: | 158 |
Top Favorites
- Chapter 15 (Final)- The Big Reveal (181)
- Chapter 1 – (As a prank) (160)
- Chapter 3 – Putting the Thing in the Thing (158)
- Chapter 13 – History Repeats (157)
- Chapter 12 – Jig Is Up (155)
- Chapter 10 – Heart to Heart (153)
- Chapter 2 – the Plan (152)
- Chapter 7 – Two Bros, on a Couch, Five Millimeters Apart ‘Cause They’re Not Gay (147)
- Chapter 4 – Coming Out (145)
- Chapter 14 – Affairs in Order (144)
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Delusions
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Drugs
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Secretive Protagonist
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Love Triangles
#23
Introverted Protagonist
#32
Identity Crisis
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Wizards
#34
Gamers
#43
Heartwarming
#45
Dense Protagonist
#50
Unreliable Narrator
#51
Misunderstandings
#52
Awkward Protagonist
#55
Childhood Friends
#60
Friendship
#83
Modern Fantasy
#102
Cute Protagonist
#116
Transgender
#118
Girl's Love Subplot
#141
Appearance Changes
#146
Comedic Undertone
#230
Male to Female
#339
Gender Bender
#341
Beautiful Female Lead
#365
Girls Love
#432
Female Protagonist
#473
Magic
#499
Smut
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- Chapter 15 (Final)- The Big RevealApr 29, 2021
- Chapter 14 – Affairs in OrderApr 29, 2021
- Chapter 13 – History RepeatsApr 22, 2021
- Chapter 12 – Jig Is UpApr 19, 2021
- Chapter 11 – The Enigma of Heathergara FaultApr 19, 2021
- Chapter 10 – Heart to HeartApr 10, 2021
- Chapter 9 – Taking it to the Next LevelApr 9, 2021
- Chapter 8 – Eating InApr 8, 2021
- Chapter 7 – Two Bros, on a Couch, Five Millimeters Apart ‘Cause They’re Not GayApr 7, 2021
- Chapter 6 – The One Where They Go ShoppingApr 6, 2021
- Chapter 5 – Feeling ThingsApr 2, 2021
- Chapter 4 – Coming OutApr 1, 2021
- Chapter 3 – Putting the Thing in the ThingMar 31, 2021
- Chapter 2 – the PlanMar 31, 2021
- Chapter 1 – (As a prank)Mar 24, 2021
Table of Contents
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