I knew every entry in RationalWiki. And none of them were enough to face what I was about to face. I thought I had it all figured out. I had a method. A scientific method! Any problem you threw at me, I would find a solution. But gender? What is that? How does it work? Do we need it? Does it taste good? Is it biased?

This story is based on the french-speaking skeptic community (the zétéciens), which is slightly less alt-righty than the english-speaking one, but it's still riddled with smugness and weird controversies. There will be none of that here, just a nerdy teen who love saying the word "bias" and mistakes debates for world-ending threats.