74.6k Views 1035 Favorites 24 Chapters 0 Chapters/Week 841 Readers 7 Reviews 62k Words Jun 5, 2022 imouthaloliocn I'm sure, I definitely died, but I found myself talking to an old man who baselessly claims to be God.
He tells my broken little soul, like in occasional generic isekai novel scenarios, he accidentally destroyed my puny human body. He said 'sorry' a few quick times, and told me I could reincarnate into another world. Yeah, of course I agreed to his generous offer like any sensible person would and I became some kind of white-colored dragon.
God offers me the basic job of preventing overpopulation of monsters in one of these game-like RPG isekai worlds with magic and stuff for a while. Sounds fun.
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TOP Favorite Reviews (Since Chapter 19):
"...absolute clusterf**k of a story..." - Demon69 (10/19 chapters) (1/5 stars)
Thank you so much for viewing my story!!! I'll use this supportive review to throw out a few disclaimers.
I don't remember trying to insert Fourth Wall Breaks... Maybe that's my mistake. Maybe I'm trying too hard to realistic. Obviously someone would've read a light novel or two before death...? Maybe not. At least to myself... they don't seem like fourth wall breaks. Not everyone thinks the same way. My fault for that. Nor is it obvious at all that the Main Character here has actually been an isekai fan for a while.
Contrary to popular belief--I don't believe people are here because of 'funny sh*t and fourth wall breaks.' I myself do not know what they're here for. I wont waste anyone's time trying to find out. I only continued this novel after a 2 year hiatus because I felt like doing so. Not because of popularity bursts. Not that I remember any actually big popularity bursts. But because all I wanted was a random isekai for the characters to do whatever.
Please don't expect, or treat any part of my novel like actual attempts at 'funny sh*t' or 'fourth wall breaks.' Instead, you could laugh at, mock the damn protagonist. 'Hahaha... this guy... his sense of humor... Blegh, ew... disgusting.'
If you really wanted to treat this like some kind of tryhard novel, then at least look at the 'sh*t' side. Most things that the Main Character does will be 'sh*t' and possibly unproductive.
I am at least aware enough to know that tryhard attempts at 'funny sh*t' do not contribute at all to 'funny sh*t'
But he's right about one thing else...!! There's no sense of direction. This novel will go wherever possible.
Please don't expect any kind of big, coherent plot. To potential readers--please understand--the type of Slice of Life I'm going for is the type of Slice of Life that cares nothing about a life-changing, heart-wrenching plot. It is the basic, undeveloped Slice of Life. Don't expect any huge struggles. Don't expect yourself to understand anything that's going on. You're not supposed to. I can stay very true to the title... 'I Decided to Destroy anything I Wanted to Destroy.' That does not exclude your understanding.
Thank you for your understanding.
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