The World's Number 1 Most Wanted Thief, the Black Cobra, an Egyptian youth specialized in ancient artifacts, was killed in an explosion he set up after being chased into a dead end in New York. Around his middle finger which he pointed at the face of every chaser from every world superpower, he carried the most prized item in the world, the Ring of Horus.
When he kicked off life with a Bang! He returned with a lot of barf and vomit as poison was being cleansed of his body and a series of messages kept popping up. Long story short, he reincarnated into the body of Leon, an antagonist from a game he used... more>> to play and supposedly one who should already be dead. However, the Hunt for his Life never ended and he became the most wanted after reincarnation overnight. And there is System and Magic and Harem and Overpowered Oversmart Overcharismatic Hero who believes in gender equality and human's right to stay silent when he stabs them… good stuff, turly!

(Author Note: The story tries to avoid the cliches and focuses on crime and politics. Not sure about titles with the same quality as this one but I take elements from the usual isekai and mash them with the Korean style characters and attention to details while avoiding the Chinese repetitive plots and the Japanese beta male leads. This is an Egyptian MC whom you have never seen any like before. He kisses babies and slaps bitches… or kisses bitches and slaps babies… depending on which day of the week it is. He's a mean guy and he knows kung fu. One time an author tried to write him in a novel, the novel almost absorbed the author and he went into a torturous isekai. What more can I say? Read it already!)
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The novel is being published under the same title on Royal Road, Wattpad, Moonquill and Webnovel. <<less

Matthew wasn't sure what to expect when he decided to end his life. He thought maybe something along the lines of either the pearly gates or eternal flames. He definitely wasn't expecting to wake up to the sight of a crimson forest and a castle on the hill, nor did he expect to end up in a world where women chased men and men let themselves be chased. He certainty wishes his gamer system was stronger though.... more>>

The first chapter is a bit rough, but I can promise the quality gets better in the next chapter
(There will be some Yaoi, as the MC will have sex with some traps, but the main love interests will be female. Ill put a warning on those scenes so you can skip over them if you want) <<less

Man steals from rich to give to himself but dies when his dick is chopped by an escort he hired. Then reincarnates as golden snek with pretty wings who has the moral colour that is almost totally reliant on gold.... more>>

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Mei Dias was your average man except for a small little detail...

He was very good at what he did. He was nothing ordinary as a man who lived in the grey area of life; both a gambler & scam artist he loved wealth as well as spending it.

His life finally caught up to him while he was spending a night with one of the top escorts everything went wrong.

Technically he didn't do anything wrong but the girl apparently agreed to set him up and stole all his money - if it was just that it wouldn't be too bad. However, she killed him by chopping off his genitals but to rub salt in his lethal wound she mocked him till his very last second. About how he took advantage of other peoples confidence to become their downfall; a man who would sell their own mother for another coin. While she was right, it 'kind of' made him angry that a woman who's manhandled more dick than a teen boy after November was mocking him for his life choices, sadly he was a bit too busy to do anything about it at that moment. He promised to rob her of everything she's even been proud of...

Before dying of blood loss...

Luckily for him he was, well, lucky! By chance the {Service Yielding Spiritual Tempering of Mortals} wanted it's own set of angels and it seemed like Mei Dias was set to be the {Archangel} - mind you System was a dragon akin to a giant snake-style hydra so a human body was the last thing on said gods mind. Though, a human form wasn't impossible as System provided Mei Dias with all he needed to create a {Heavenly Beast} that all mortals will worship as the gods of the desert.

As well as wealth, longevity and fertility~♥

Follow Mei Dias as he becomes {Madame Midas - Progenitor Ancestor of the Golden Eulogy Amphiptere} as well as one sexy and shameless woman.

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37 Year old Timothy JacksonBurg. After surviving the middle east as an army ranger, then later as special forces, he came home to find his little brother in the worst way, homeless and no money he tried to help but found that his selflessness had cost him. Without much of a penny left to his name, and nothing to lose he used the last of his cash on a lotto ticket. To his great surprise, he won not the jackpot or anything, but 25 grand to be exact. Now, most people would spend that money day's before the poor bank tellers could put it in a vault, But not Tim. He invested, let that 25... more>> grand grow larger and larger, Started himself a small business.

Well, things, of course, have to go wrong eventually, and they did. Now we find a stressed-out man sitting on a park bench late in the afternoon. Watching a group of little girls playing frisbee with the family dog. On top of stress, the sight of the girl's fun made him feel old and nostalgic.

That's when Tim made a harmless wish if it were a question one might call it rhetorical. Try telling that to a wish happy pixie named Tulip. Thus begin's Tim's life as 9-year-old Lilyana Rose, and his adventures as a Magical Girl to win back what he lost.

Part 2
Timothy JacksonBurg was turned into a little girl by a Pixie. After a few months of fighting crime to regain his masculinity, Timothy grows closer to the foster family he found himself with, forcing him to ask a question. Should he stay the daughter they think she is or reach his goal no matter the cost. <<less

James Mistfield was having a good day, until he fell into a void.
Now he's in the DC Universe just trying to figure out a way to get back, and figure out what happened to him.... more>>

*Disclaimer* I do not own DC Propeties used within the story. This is just meant to be a fun fanfiction. This story is in no way representative of the DC comics. All credit to the creators of the characters from DC belong with them. <<less

The Chosen Ones are an evil organization of psychics plotting to take over the world. From their secret headquarters in an ancient temple, they send out armies of criminals and monsters to wreak havoc. They enslave the masses with drugs, abduct children to convert into soldiers, and perform gruesome experiments in their underground labs. They're ruthless, cunning, and closer to world domination than ever before.... more>>

But the Chosen Ones have a big problem... they squabble and fight among themselves constantly! Leaderless and disorganized, the Elders languish in their temple like five-year-olds snatching toys from one another. They can't seem to agree on how to use their armies or carry out the next step in their evil plan. In desperation, the aging Elders have brought in an efficiency expert to organize their operations and help them get back on track. Her name is Miss Planner.

A mysterious girl with blonde hair that flows like a waterfall, perfect skin, and an incredible intellect, Miss Planner is a young lady of many talents with a plan for everything. She's organized, hard-working, and beautiful, and she knows exactly what to do to make the Chosen Ones the most efficient criminal organization in history. With Miss Planner's help, they'll stomp out all resistance in their path to world domination and usher in a new era of evil!

"Plans within plans! It's time to put the Chosen Ones to work!" <<less

A Star Wars fan from our world meets his end and then gets a second chance in a galaxy far far far away.... more>>

What effects will his actions have on the lives of the people he meets as well as the galaxy at large?

Read and follow his journey to find out.

OC x Adi Gaillia x Komari Vosa <<less

Ethan Langston confessed to a girl he had a crush on since kindergarten, but he had no idea that her brutal rejection of him would set off a series of events that made the women in his life a little more open with their feelings. ... more>>

Read as Ethan navigates an entangled web of childhood friends and local beauties in the small sleepy town of Munford Kentucky while trying to not wind up in the slammer like his father. This is a slice-of-life story following a hick and his often-time criminal escapades of get-rich-quick schemes with his two friends Ricky and Billy, and the various romantic encounters he has going about living his daily life. <<less

The world is a dangerous place.... more>>

Men and women with power that leaves the world and all the insignificant lives upon it at their mercy. Many choose to exercise that power for selfish means, but a small group, a fraction of them; chose to use their power to defend the weak. They are the heroes of this world, the ones who risk their lives and sacrifice everything they are just to protect those that cannot protect themselves from the villains who would take everything from them.

Yet even these heroes, are flawed. They are not perfect despite their image of such. They are not all-powerful despite their actions speaking to the contrary. They make mistakes, allow emotion to cloud their judgement, and allow pride to stay their hand.

Villains are not born, they are made and often, they are made by the very heroes who fight to defend this world. These villains, in turn, make the heroes who fight them. A constant cycle that seems to have no end in sight, but ultimately, there is always something that changes. The world is never predictable, never simple, and always changes. Outliers and anomalies have come about many a time in the course of this cycle, but from this cycle, one rises that was different to the rest. He breaks the cycle and wades through the world of heroes and villains, forged by his actions and the actions of those around him.

His goals are simple, and the steps he takes to reach them are long and arduous. Each one is a struggle, but one that brings him ever closer to the end. However, often, the road to hell is paved with good intentions and as his journey progresses, the world suffers the consequences. <<less

She was my childhood friend...
After we both entered high school. I finally noticed that I fell in love with her.... more>>

I was so happy when she felt the same. But we had to hide our relationship because of my family.

From that day we became a couple. But now a lot of terrible things are happening. Like how one of my close friends died by getting stabbed.

I need to figure out who is the culprit behind everything. I hope my hunch isn’t right.

Theme: Organized crime

My cover came from picrew: https://picrew.me/image_maker/43383

This novel is my entry for the Metus contest. <<less

Ashton had always been a fan of anime and manga, it was how he spent the time between his shifts managing a store selling bedroom and bathroom products. Never did he imagine that he would have his own isekai experience but his entrance into the world was jarring, to say the least. ... more>>

Waking up in a pool of blood from his desktop, he found a flintlock pistol in his hand and a suicide note that had nothing useful in it. The estate he was in was massive, and the accounting books showed that they made an incredible sum of money... Now if only he could figure out where the real one was!

Now forced to take on the role of House Lord Ashe Grayfield, the owner of brothels, gambling dens, taverns, and many other shady businesses. He can only rely on his wits and the monsters that Lord Grayfield kept as pets as a part of his sick games to try to survive in this new world, but why did the House Lord commit suicide?

With none of Ashe Grayfield's memories and a Duke knocking at his door he can only use the few bits of information he has to start an act that will become a legend.

Warning: Contains depictions of slavery, suicide, gore, sexual content, and cursing...

Some chapters will be R-18 and will be marked as such if they have NSFW content. This is not smut and the scenes will not happen very often... <<less

Guy gets reborn into the Marvel Cinematic Universe as ULTRON.
Find out who he's going to fuck up in the next episode of: Ultron has... more>> a gun.
SPOILER! It's everyone. <<less

“So, you want me to give you a brief summary of our adventures?
Fine, I’ll try:... more>>

The codenames DIANA and ARTEMIS belong to two members of a mysterious underground secret agency.
After the failure of their first mission together, their own financial crisis will force these soul mates to work alongside in the crime world.
With the help of IT expert and surgeon genius Abhi, they will try to find their place in a world that has erased their names from all records.

Discover the heartbreaking lives and heart-wrenching backstories of these lost souls…
Love can bloom in the abyss, but the name is CLASSIFIED!

So what do you think?”

“’Damn, we’re cool as fuck …’”

//There are Two Gods in Heaven is an action-comedy about two dangerous soul mates who try to escape poverty thanks to a mysterious criminal organization. POV changes, unreliable narrators and lots of bad words rain down on the pages like bullets, and useless things like ethics aren’t part of their training. Illustrated by a god-tier artist (Iciriini), you may enjoy reading through the Bayesian mind games, pop culture references and childhood traumas, because in the end it’s a story about healing, found-family and finding peace with one’s identity.// <<less

Hollow is a demon blessed during a blood moon to be a Ruiner by Wails, the god of the demons. With the power to bring about the end of the world with her own two hands, she wonders the world of Eon in search for her own answers. On her journey, she meets a strange human named Eve with a unique ability. She then begs Hollow to take her to the End of Time, the palace in the heavens where the god Wails resides.... more>>

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Title created by @Mihou

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A hypnotherapist turns out to be the real deal.

[Crime – Omegaverse]
Was it possible for the devil to get his own happy ending?... more>>

A major accident seven years ago had stolen He Juan’s memory away from him, wiping it so clean that the only things he were left with were only his name, numerous scars all over his body and a nasty side effect as a result of the aftermath.

Seven years passed by and when He Juan thought he could live like a normal person again, a fateful day led him to be the prime suspect of the murder case of his neighbor who had written his name as her dying message — whom, in his defense, he had not even talked to!

It was then that he met Mu Yuze, the lone wolf of the Violent Crime Investigation Unit; the cold, intimidating man with beautiful and intense midnight blue eyes who seemed to hate him at first sight for some reason He Juan couldn’t comprehend.

One after another, bizarre cases intruded on He Juan's normal life and turned it upside down, bringing light to a dusty past he thought he could never remember again. In the end, he had to learn that even if he had forgotten who he once was… there were still some sins he had to atone.

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Gentle, klutzy and smiling Alpha whom nobody dares to offend for some mysterious reason x cold, possessive and cinnamon roll Omega (maybe a little yandere here and there) <<less

Will Stuart lived peacefully in his out to date city until eldritch oddities attacked. They destroyed buildings, killed the men, and turned the women into an oddity.... more>>

He was lucky to be transformed into a woman, but a tree-like oddity transformed her again into an eldritch oddity. Thousands of years had passed by. She had lived as a powerful oddity that had killed countless lives. She had lived as a sacred tree that shone under the moonlight. By the time she has a chance to become a human again, the world has changed. Now, eldritch oddities ruled on the lands, skies, and the seas while humanity hide underground. Since then, Will's condition has become weird. He became a woman by night and a man by day.

"I can continue living peacefully as both genders. I have sinned. I will find out the root of eldritch oddities and find a way to exterminate them!"

Metus contest:

Halloween: eldritch horror
Organized crime

The cover is coming from waifu labs with a little edit by myself because it is legal to use waifu labs in the contest apparently, thank you. <<less

The country of Haven is a safe place, that’s what the Church of the High Goddess says, yet many know the falsehood in those words. A dark force known as the ‘Malice’ corrupts the land, the world that once was is now a wasteland of stone and ash. Life prospers in the center of Haven alone, but those left living in the wastes know that if hunger doesn’t kill them, the monsters of the Malice will. Witch magic alone can fight the monsters, yet witches are hunted and persecuted by the church. The Malice was created by the witches after all, or so the church teaches.
A train robber, a highborn, a prostitute, and a... more>> nun. Four witches who would have never met, had it not been for a rumor, the church fears a mysterious weapon found in the wastes. Can this rumored weapon bring Haven its salvation, or will it be their damnation?

Also available on RoaylRoad.com <<less

A gang leader in the year 2018 is sent to hell for 10000 years.
The details of his death are not relevant. In short: he had the power, his lieutenant wanted the power.
And a woman is always a woman involved.
You know, the cliché. ... more>>

In one day a prince with no luck or talent in combat is sent in Purgatory.

Will the prince accept the proposal of the soul from hell?

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the cover is not mine:
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/nEVwO

I’m not a native speaker.
if I receive negative messages about grammar, I’ll stop! <<less

This is the story of a teenage girl, Cassie Smith, who, after her death, was recruited into Universal Mercenary Company. Something akin to a ‘Rent A Hero Service’, this mercenary company is one which offers its services to deities, devils, and essentially anyone who can afford their service fee.... more>>

To put it simply, they commit the acts which the gods or devils can’t do themselves. Stopping apocalypses, getting rid of universal troublemakers, killing extremely overpowered, non-affiliated of course, demi-gods, etc. Sometimes, they are even tasked with ensuring that a planet doesn't fall apart; naturally, to them though, it is just another job. If the paycheck is big enough, anything is possible.

This story is about how Cassie goes about coming to terms with her new job, serving as a supernatural mercenary for the first time to be exact. With only a few select objectives assigned to her, she was launched into this fantasy like world with 10 years of training, an assistant A.I., a high potential in Shadow Magic, and an itchy trigger finger.

This is the story of this mercenary’s first time in another world. <<less

Kati used to run a cat café. Now she is summoned to run a dungeon by a lazy cat, and the dungeon Mafia are after her.... more>>

They won't get her. She will rise to the top, just as her cat café once did.

Through the power of cute cats. And overwhelming firepower. <<less

Roth used to be a successful gamer with a short fuse and a nasty temper. All it took to send him on a rampage was to look at him funny.... more>>

But when his rage fits cost him his friends, job, family, and freedom, he realizes the need to change. After four years in prison, he leaves as a better and more peaceful person. But sins have a way of catching up with a man. Those who were hurt by Roth's rampages have planned a terrible revenge.

When Roth finds himself locked up inside the new MMORPG, AstroTerra, there seems to be no way out, especially because Roth refuses to hurt anyone or anything inside the game.

Hidden Class: Pacifist is a litrpg progression sci-fi fantasy story of how a man can succeed on his terms and without compromising his principles. Read along if you like mutant animals, special quests, hidden classes, and legendary skills.
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Books 1 (ch.1-54) and 2 (ch. 55-110) are available for Kindle and paperback on Amazon. Sometimes, I do free giveaways and promotions. If you want to know more about them, join my discord.
Book 2 - Stub date: Nov 29th.
Book 3 - Available for pre-order.
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I release all my content for free on Royal Road, release it on Amazon for sale, and after two months, sign it up for Kindle Unlimited and stub it here. This gives you ample time to read through it, and I'll always give you advanced notice before stubbing something.

I am releasing new chapters on Mon, Tues, Thurs, and Fri at 19:00 in Lisbon time. You can gain access to more chapters on my Patreon.

Badgerian Poets: 5 Extra Chapters
Foxian Storytellers: 15 Extra Chapters
Ratan Jokesters & Corvid Riddlers: 30 Extra Chapters

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An entity of great power and little common sense is swallowed by a sudden crack that appeared in his astral palace and reincarnated in the body of a baby. His parents became his jailers and torturers, while his physical body became a prison. He will do anything to be free.... more>>

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Note:
-The protagonist is reincarnated in the body of a baby in a superhero world that has magic, sci-fi, gods, demons, angels and much more.
-This is a story that I first write in Spanish and then translate, so there may be mistakes that I overlook. If you let me know, I will correct them.
-It is a story that has misunderstandings. And a protagonist with little common sense. <<less

A Lookism fanfiction! Pairing - Gun x Daniel... more>>

From being enemies to lovers back to enemies, Gun just couldn't let him go.
No matter how far you run, I'll drag you by myself and lock you up - Gun.

Daniel, while looking at the cruelest man he ever knew, felt like he had betrayed his friends by loving the enemy.
Let's end this - Daniel.

A story about how toxic and stressful it was to love a mad man.
Yeah, the sex was good, but what about his feelings?

Warning: Contains sexual contents, violence, curse words, etc. Only read this if you're 18+ <<less

Dying to water and being reborn to it.
Biggest cliché of my life.
[You died to the rocks though.]
SHUT UP! You interrupted my monologue,... more>> damnit Janice!
*sigh*
I guess this is life's way of telling me,
"Die without regrets."
Well, not that I care.
I will take advantage of the new form it gave me though.
[Hypocrite]
No, no it's not hypocritical, I'm just using what I got!
[Is that so.]
Janice~ SHUT UP~
[Hmph.]
Tsk, finally.
So anyway, I-
[Let's start the novel already.]
JA-
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Revision has started up again, most of the minor issues have been sorted out and I can get to writing again! <<less