It all started after I received that weird email...... more>>

What? Click the boxes to select the body type?

Want me to select a starting point?

Let me put in the name and be done with this, it's getting late...

I always was bad with Chinese names... how about... Zhang Dong ... Hehe...

Wait why is everything going dark...

***I don't own the art, first time writing anything and English isn't my first language... so plz no bulli...

Made a discord server for the story: https://discord.gg/QZ5rpuC
Support me on Patreon! : https://www.patreon.com/kuropon <<less

Wen Zhihao is tired of life. When he dies...meh. That’s life.... more>>

But when he gets transmigrated into the body of a young cultivator of the prestigious Golden Sun sect, full of possibilities...no thanks! He has no effort/energy to work hard on cultivation! He just wants to be a salted fish!

...it turns out sleeping = meditation and absently watching beautiful scenery = meditation.

And meditation = cultivation...

This is not the Dao of Indifference. This is the Dao of the Salted Fish!! With calm emotions, Wen Zhihao accidentally cultivates strongly!

...but he’s still a salted fish, bah. Don't make him fight!

Feat: slow build / slice of life~

COMPLETE

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Also on Chrysanthemum Garden! https://chrysanthemumgarden.com/novel-tl/dsf/
Fanworks here: https://chrysanthemumgarden.com/dsf-fanworks/

Find me on:
The BL Palace discord server: https://discord.gg/xgJ3RCeE5h (BL readers and writers on Scribble Hub)
The Daily Eggplant discord server: https://discord.gg/7PnRz4KGgf (Readers and writers of original English BL webnovels)

NOTE: most of the story is rated PG. The chapters with NSFW content are ch 114, ch 116, and ch 120.

Want to read some more reviews? You can check out Salted Fish on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/59058731-dao-of-the-salted-fish

Thai translation: https://www.readawrite.com/a/3cb2e872973137c5f1da203db9740c81
Brazilian Portuguese translation: https://www.wattpad.com/story/268552987-dao-do-peixe-salgado
French translation: https://free-3821892.webador.com/traductions-finies/dao-of-the-salted-fish <<less

He left his home, unwillingly, to a realm of cultivation, Xianshu, mythical manuals and Dao. And now he’s here due to a failed attempt at going home, a place bears a lot of resemblance but not the same.... more>>

“At least it’s close enough here. I’ll get there on my next jump.” Jianmen Yu said to himself, “But while I’m prepping, let me do my old job here for a bit.”

And there we have it, “Xianshi Inn”, run by a cultivator, who’s not of this world. Don’t mess with it or its employees, the owner will kick your ass, no matter who you are, no matter WHAT you are.

Patreon available: egaochan (avatar is a crab), feel free to tip me if you like my stories!

The full book of this novel is now available on Amazon, if you would like to support me and my work, head to Amazon and search "Xianshi Inn"!

New book from Egao Chan "Poison City" is available and serializing! Check it out! <<less

Returning to a previous life she doesn’t remember, Tori wakes up in a fantasy world as the heir to an empire. One where magic called cultivation rules. While doing research and kickstarting an industrialization, she has to deal with a family of transmigrators, politics, and spirits. Maybe she’ll even figure out why some of them keep trying to kill her.... more>>

Life in a different world has its challenges, even if it’s the life you’re supposed to lead.

This is a slightly tongue-in-cheek take on a transmigration/cultivation novel. The story will be more focused on characters than action. A few characters, including the MC, are LGBT+. 

Updates: Mon. & Thurs. <<less

Just a collection of random ideas I had. ... more>>

The chapters can be really short.

The contents might sometimes be really weird, disturbing and offensive. Some chapters might be more on the serious side (I’ll try to leave a warning first on the said chapter, in case you’re just coming here for some lols).

For the lewder stuff, just go to Ao3 / Gaylolis.

In any case, I’m just getting back to writing. Please take care of me ?

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I left my personal review at the review section. It can give you a better idea of this writing project than the synopsis itself. It was pretty long, however. If you have time to read it, feel free to do so. <<less

Ru Shenqi is a young Spirit Master, hoping to shock the world like the Shrek Seven Devils once had. Armed with her powerful spirit, she does just that... and before she even turns ten! At just eight years old, she goes to Heaven Dou City to enroll in the infamous Shrek Academy. Already a Spirit Ancestor, she shocks all of the teachers.... more>>

Just as the new battle team from Shrek Academy prepares to enter the Advanced Spirit Master Battle Competition, the reunion of the Shrek Seven Devils stirs the Academy. Ru Shenqi gets the chance of a lifetime to meet her idols, the geniuses of geniuses. When she overhears the Shrek Seven Devils talking about the resurgence of Spirit Empire, a deeply buried hatred reignites within her. She vows to grow stronger to one day go up against Spirit Empire and make them pay.

*Note: This story begins after Bibi Dong is killed by the Shrek Seven Devils.*
**Disclaimer: This has not yet been edited for story/plot and grammatical errors. If there are mistakes, I apologize.**
***Is a fanfic***
****Is originally posted on AO3****

Support me on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/tmht02 <<less

When everything in existence suffers a change, or welcomes it, and what is to come has finally come - would it beget with its origination the terror, deathliness, tragedy, torment and devastation? Or would it, by any chance, differ from its authentic nature and reality?... more>>

In the deepest of the first starless dark blue night, its point of origin vastly different from the one where everything 'began'... a beautiful hand reaches to taint the most fearsome. Would its origin bring chaos to it all?
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What are the words that hold the utmost power? What are the thoughts that break it all? Which are those who shine brightest, gloom darker, and explode defiantly against reality who prevail?

Any lifeform of the world, no matter how advanced and evolved; all become subject to terror for the very same ones:

One, afraid of the dark. Two, of the violent forces of Nature. Three, of Injustice.

It's not about having the reason on your side; it's not about having the power to demand for subservience and is not whether one is right or not... It's about taking it all with your own hands!

No darkness is gloom without light to obverse it; no light shines brighter without endless emptiness. But it is only one that is; only that has been; only one that can; that will; that KNOWS.

One little grain of sand can evolve into a dried-up sea; one little animal can become a monster; one sole thought can become reality... But can any of them regress, lose it all, suffer nonsensically, and beget — 'all that exists and there is'?

Would they be willing to? ...Can they do it? ...Do they understand?

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Synopsis for dummies:

Born in a world where every imaginable thing is so advanced even the earth one can step on moves and thinks, met with the pureness of nature at birth, and touched by the unimaginable.

To see the future is for fools. To long for the past is too late. But to see ahead is the only road.

What might be a long and arduous lifelong objective for one can be a simple step for others. What others can't see might be sensed by someone else. And to walk as one never betrays themselves... is glory.

When the bells ring, the heavens change, the world trembles, and a change is called upon... Will there finally be that something that has been missing? What the world had lacked all this long? What... the world deserves? Will a person change that? Will they do it all alone, terribly consumed in coldness and leaving horrors wherever that person walks? Or will there be a returning change that the world has even forgotten for... ever?

Even the smallest of rebellions and uprisings... can be the start of everything.

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I am also publishing this on Royalroad.com.
It currently has 5 volumes completed (100 chapters each) and another incoming. <<less

Cover art by Lemntii (2023).
A Tale of the Jade Road. (Original work, not MTL)
[Cross-posting to Wattpad.]
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Eitsu is a cat.
But not... more>> just any cat. She has the power to shapeshift into a human body, and what better way to use those opposable thumbs than to cause trouble?
Unfortunately, the world has other ideas. Ghosts from her past lives keep returning to haunt her, and they're not about to let her go.
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What to expect:
* NSFW scenes (male/female and female/female)
* Yuri/GL endgame
* No harem
* Not just about the smut! There's a serious storyline here!
* A section of the story veers into xianxia/xuanhuan territory, but the majority of the story is based in Japanese/Shinto/yokai lore
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The Tales of the Jade Road are a collection of stories set in the same universe, a historical East Asian-inspired fantasy world where the East and the West are linked by a long trading route, the Jade Road. Other Tales include: At the Water's Edge, I'm Not the Saviour!, and Ginseng and Yew. <<less

The world knows that the fox demon is sexy and charming, but very few people know her past, and even no one cares about her... more>> future. <<less

Sun Quan: Aha! I've joined a sect today!
Sun Wu: Oh no, I've lost everything playing mah-jong......
Sun Quan: We're bankrupt! Σ( °△°|||)... more>>

Lin Quan, a spiny youth with a hot-and-cold attitude, joins an immortal cultivation sect as a servant. When he finds out his master is a bumbling airhead with a gambling addiction, he picks up the reins and makes some very big changes to their peak in order to save it.

'Let's build a sect together!' is a self-indulgent, episodic comedy series revolving around the lives of a tsundere pill forger, his bumbling peak master with a gambling addiction, and his lively martial younger brothers who live in the same peak.

* Cover textures by HiClipArt and Pixabay <<less

Once upon a time, there lived two great and mighty spirits on the mountain. One loved humans, the other hated them. When their differences could not be reconciled, they came to blows, and the human loving spirit was chased out. ... more>>

The banished spirit wandered the world. Rather than an exile, the spirit viewed her situation as an extended vacation. She saw all the sights and people she’d only ever heard about on the mountain.

But it was a little lonely. No one could see her or hear her. She was a rootless spirit with no place to call home.

And then, one day, she found a friend.

When anger and jealousy take everything, only love can create something new. This is the story of perseverance, sacrifice, and forgiveness.

Discord for FREE STUFF: https://discord.gg/Q2tQhQH

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Book 1:
Empress of Blue Flower Mountain – Complete

Book 2:
Emperor of Blue Flower Mountain – In Progress

Licensed under: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ <<less

A Tale of the Jade Road. (Original work, not MTL)
[Cross-posting to Wattpad and Royal Road.]
Cover art by Lemntii (2024).
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"It's The Jade... more>> Exorcist!"
"He's really come to save us!"
Who is the Jade Exorcist now?
Sek Gon really has no idea what everyone is talking about. He's just going for a stroll through the countryside and everyone is grabbing his sleeves and babbling about him being some Jade Exorcist who will save them all from the demons terrorising Sek'seun Country.
As if this isn't annoying enough, he picks up two stray dogs - a creepy woman who tries to kill him any opportunity she can get, and an overly enthusiastic young man who wants to be a white knight.
Can't I get some peace around here???
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What to expect:
- Some comedic elements but an overall serious storyline
- Subversions of wuxia/xianxia tropes
- Strong but not OP characters
- Demons! Martial arts battles! Cultivation sects!
- Romance (danmei/BL and baihe/GL)
- Major transgender character
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The Tales of the Jade Road are a collection of stories set in the same universe, a historical East Asian-inspired fantasy world where the East and the West are linked by a long trading route, the Jade Road. Other Tales include: At the Water's Edge, Eitsu's Nine Lives (Wattpad and Scribblehub only) and Ginseng and Yew. <<less

Li Mei was a normal cultivator - until one day, when she discovers a forbidden cultivation technique shared by a den of other little sisters.... more>>

Senior disciple sister Hu Die: Li-Li, don't you think Hong Ying-shidi looks good with Lin Quan-shixiong?
Li Mei: ??????
Senior disciple sister Min Yi: Li-Li, what do you think about the Sword Saint getting together with the Demon Lord?
Li Mei: ...
Li Mei: I can cultivate this aesthetic! ╭( ✧Д✧)و ̑̑

Follow Li Mei down the flower-filled cloudless mountain as she cultivates the path of manly aestheticism!

Note: Smut in Chapter 6. <<less

Yun Cha: Forget beauties! I only like drinking tea!
Old General: This is my grandson, Cao Jing.
Yun Cha: A beauty who can cultivate tea! Not bad!... more>>

Cha-Er, a popular martial cultivator who loves drinking tea, is introduced by his friend to a humble tea farmer. When this tea farmer is kidnapped by bandits, he goes out on a limb to rescue him.

The Magic Tea Leaves and Other Cultivation Short Stories is an assortment of short stories of the Xianxia, Xuanhuan and Wuxia genre, written like fairy tales. It contains boys love.

Wuxia and Xianxia are genres of Chinese fantasy featuring martial chivalry and folklore.

* Cover available here: https://linxuelian.tumblr.com/post/643525588475396096 <<less

Join Ai Douya on his quest to find the Golden Scroll and perhaps even true love along the way! Set in a bright and colorful Wuxia world, a young man meets both friend and foe in the Jianghu as he travels to the peak of Dragon Beard Mountain to complete his mission.... more>>

Dialogue format; contains screenshots and an amount of VN/RPG/game battle elements.
Taken from an original visual novel of the same title which you can find on my development profile: https://linxuelian.itch.io/vn-dgs

* Cover illustrated by myself. The story is already completely written; each part will be released on schedule. <<less

This is a fanfiction for the original work, Heavenly Soul, by Crimson Carnation - it was also written and posted with her permission. If you are not familiar with the original, you can check out the story here: https://www.scribblehub.com/series/15679/heavenly-soul-bl/
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So, what is this fic about?

The story was inspired by a certain little frog that appeared in the arc dealing with Jing Shui's past and had entirely too much personality for its own good. If you are interested in what might the life of a small frog entail, you can find out what could have happened if that one time wasn't its only appearance, and if there was more to it than just being a simple green frog with a strong dislike for pompous royals who don't know how to dive into ponds properly.

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Warning!: I've built this fic very heavily on the events of HS and I assume a reader has prior background knowlegde, so you'd probably enjoy this one only if you were one of the readers of the original work.

To help in placing a few things:
P1-P5 run parallel with ch. 113-125 of the main story, until they finally diverge in P5.
P7 is parallel with the extra - Family Old and New.

!!The fancfiction itself didn't change, I've only updated its status to reflect it properly!! <<less

Frog: I'm just a frog, croaking and eating insects.
Immortal Sword Saint: Would you like to cultivate the Dao of the sword?
Frog: I say! Would I ever!... more>>

Can a frog cultivate into a handsome prince? From a tale of a humble beetle winning the hand of an emperor's son to a vain thousand-year-old turtle trying to grow hair, The Frog Who Cultivated the Dao and Other Animal Short Stories is an assortment of humorous and romantic short stories of the Xianxia, Xuanhuan and Wuxia genre, written like fairy tales to capture the imagination. Some tales contain boys love.

Wuxia and Xianxia are genres of Chinese fantasy featuring martial chivalry and folklore.

* Cross-posted to Tapas.
My Illustrations: https://forum.scribblehub.com/threads/my-xianxia-wuxia-xuanhuan-bl-art.4366/page-4#post-173749 <<less

Reimagining xianxia in the context of medical conditions. A short, enlightening tale. Read attentively.

In the boundless, primordial wilderness where countless races wage endless wars, the human race teeters on the brink of extinction—starving, oppressed, and trampled beneath the feet of mightier species. But at humanity’s darkest hour, Ji Xia arrives, transmigrated into this savage world with a mysterious Sacred Tree of Divine, heralding an unprecedented hope for survival.... more>>

With the tree’s transcendent power, Ji Xia establishes the Cycle of Netherworld Reincarnation, anointing and nurturing thousands of deities to serve as humanity’s guardians. These gods become the pillars of defiance against the ruthless outer races, forging a new destiny for mankind in the unyielding wasteland. <<less