Before reincarnating, the deceased soul had acquired a guidebook to living in the world of immortal cultivation, on accident. Now living as the hedonistic nephew of a sect elder, Yan Xiaolong tries his very best to survive in a world where men fly on swords and girls are made of peerless jade.
“Why are these young masters so arrogant?”
“Why are these beauties practicing ice cultivation?”
“Why are the restaurants so dangerous?”
In this new world, Yan Xiaolong must try his best to make more friends than enemies to live safely, befriending both martial heroes and sect villains along the way. In this new world, Yan Xiaolong must try to avoid flags from other characters or else he will attract the wrong attention for being too close with a girl.
In this new world, Yan Xiaolong must fight his way across hordes of young masters, their fathers, their grandfathers, their great-grandfather, their great-great-grandfather, their ancestors, and their godly progenitors to finally achieve the legendary goal of a relaxed power fantasy life with hot babes and cute pets on a farm.
A story of trying to be sensible in an insensible world.
[Found the picture on Gelbooru. Thought it was cool. Credit goes to https://twitter.com/Classic_J_]
Last Updated: August 21, 2020
i recommend this to anyone who wants a parody of cultivation novel
read this for the mc's comedy and this is one of the best novels on the site.
if you hesitate to read this start by reading chapter 4 about how the MC made a girl a yandere
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Giving this a five star because of how refreshing it is. Super funny story so far and I'm really looking forward to new chapters. If you're looking for something entertaining and all-around good, this is the novel for you.
I would recommend.
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The same as all other xianxia: protagonist gets bullied, the characters don't make sense and when you think there will finally be a break there is just more bs around the corner.
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This is a whole load of nothing. Also lets just ignore the poll the author made where he makes a poll to continue, makes one chapter, and then stops.
It was fun in the beginning, you really get a feel like this is a parody of cultivation in which he uses tropes to his advantage, but of course that goes away. It still has some elements but at that point it's neither here nor there, it doesn't know what it wants to be. At some point the story also becomes incredibly unserious, like "Here's sunglasses, here's pornography, here's a rubber ducky treasure", it isn't interesting unless you're like 12 and is incredible unimmersive for just writing in general.
The story makes no sense in the Necropolis arc, it's incredibly fast paced and is not descriptive enough to make sense. If you go to the comments in that arc almost everybody agrees that it makes no sense whatsoever. You can skim 90% of the story and you understand the same amount of information. Also the yandere part goes nowhere, the first yandere action you see of her is a clone who doesn't accurately reflect her character. If I'm to be honest, I think the clone thing was just because people didn't like her and changed it.
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