" Kaguya i swear my relationship with Rin Tosaka and Arisu Sakayanagi is absolutely normal. We are just friends."
" Oi cuck! Keep your dirty eyes off my Chizuru!"
" Hey! Zero Two don't eat banana like that , you can only eat like that in front of me . Put on some clothes Power."
" Oh ! Mai-senpai i heard no entertainment company is willing to give you a contract, such outrage! Well i happened to buy an telivision company a few days back. Why don't you join us? Hatsune miku and Ai Hoshino is also there. The fans would be thrilled to see u three rivals together."
"Marin i will make you a Star."
" Erina your cooking is just as good as your god tongue."
" Megumin isn't underage, she's just a bit underdeveloped."
" Kasumigaoka-senpai why don't we discuss the plot of the novel tonight?"
" If anyone dare to touch my little sister Nezuko, i am gonna bring my Gundum and kill you all."
" Hehehe Asuna u can't say i didn't warn you...Wait ! Fujiwara-san don't drink that, it's alcohol!"
" Yor, you can't leave me until I broke my end of the deal. So you are stuck with me just like you CC. "
" Nuke them! Lala is mine! And mine alone!"
" Yukino , i don't need moral judgement from you..I have Makima for that."
" Miku you should share everything with your sisters, right?"
" No one can see Komi-san's smile other than me!"
(Author) : "Dude just pick one, it's getting very confusing to write."

O..you shut up the shity author. I am the destined protagonist. You better don't have any dirty about my waifus, they are all mine....I am gonna catch them all......  I deserved to be at the top. 'Never giving up' is one of my character tropes , remember?

Come on girls what's with those eyes? I , the Student Council President aka 1412 , unmatched by likes of Conan, kira or L , is clearly an honest person. Isn't that right Sagiri?

"Nissan brought home an unknown woman again?"
"Nissan is an idiot, Nissan is a fool, Nissan is a pervert, Nissan is a light novel protagonist !!!"