Dale Mitchell, your average guy in a below-average job. But, what happens to him is anything but average. After hitting someone in his truck, his world was turned upside down, inside out, and more than fifty shades of grey. ... more>>

Now, he seems to be something called a World Keeper, and must create and manage his own world. Is this his afterlife, or something else entirely?

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I, Asahi, was just a filthy rich young master who died?... more>>

But why I am following the plotline of a third rate novel? Why is this Goddess named Cliche?

And wait, this doesn't end there. I'm also getting this great system for fulfilling my fantasies.

Thus began my second life in a world filled with zombies?

Follow me as I conquer Milfs and Lolis through the great multiverse.

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Discord Link - https://discord.gg/ZPSdwwCXW9

Disclaimer - I do not own the cover or the characters used in this fiction. <<less

The protagonist Jason Strider was summoned to another world with his class while on a trip to Japan. After two months while exploring a dungeon for training he was pushed into a trap and killed instantly. Waking up, he meets the Goddess of the Moon: Tamamo. Given two options he chooses to reincarnate. Just before he reincarnates he is given the Divine Protection of the Moon Goddess and told that he is now her partner for eternity. Once he wakes up again in his new body he learns that he is no longer human but a kitsune named Luna.... more>>

NOTICE: I decided on a whim to try my hand at writing a story. I make no promises on the quality so I hope that anyone reading this will forgive me for that. Any tips or suggestions are welcome and I will try to accommodate them if I think they will fit with how I want the overall story to go. As I am currently in college, I can't make a solid schedule to release chapters. Again, I am a complete novice when it comes to writing stories but if you like what I write then I will try to meet your expectations.

A story in the same universe is being written called: Insane Descension by Crisis.

Give thanks to Lulla for providing cover art for this story. Give thanks to Esper for another wonderful art.

I made a discord server to talk about the story : https://discord.gg/f8ad9R4sGd <<less

A medical student died because of negligence of the authorities. Later, he is granted a second chance in life with some boons. But being an Otaku and Naruto fan, he chooses to live in the chaotic world of Naruto.
The story will follow canon for the initial part with a new plot. Major changes will reflect in the later part as our MC grows up. The story has strong AU elements and the power scaling is ramped up to explore various foreign elements in Naruto. Everything in its entirety will be a part of the Naruto series with details and speculations of my own.
This story is my original creation, and I post it on... more>> Scribble hub and Webnovel. You might find a few initial chapters on Royal Road.
Note:- The starting 40 chapters or so have poor grammar and various mistakes since I was a new writer back then and lacked experience. But I am working on editing them.

Warning:-I don't own Naruto or any related stuff except my MC and Original characters and jutsus. (Yep, there are lots and lots of original jutsus in the story.)
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P.S. Cover is not mine. Credits to owner on pinterest:- https://pin.it/5m8HWOq <<less

When people die, where do they end up to?
I don't know about anyone else, but when I died, I arrived at the strangest Heaven of all times. And I got a chance to reincarnate with all of my memories!... more>>

Jackpot!
If you look away from the fact I had to reincarnate as a damn monster which is the lowest of all the bottom feeders? And I had to represent one of the worst goddesses ever!?

And to make things worse, my "birthplace" was a freaking Dungeon! And not your everyday Dungeon with level 1 slimes and goblins, but a freaking Dungeon-turned-world-destroying-facility!

Still, you gotta work with what you have. So see me how I survive in this crazy new world!!

...But I promise I won't be mad if the bosses get debuffed. No? Damn...

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/TN6VfzQ
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This is a rewrite of my "A Reincarnated Demon's Tales of Wonder" series, with a new plot and improved mechanics.
The story will also be given an updated version (which includes newer elements from the story earlier on) on Royal Road.
This is just something I write in my free time.

Thanks to lolodu09 for the cover image.

English is not my first language, so expect bad grammar. <<less

Alastair Carter is a 27-year-old marketing and management teacher like many others around the world. Well... maybe besides the fact that he teaches some of that world's prodigies, but it's just a small detail. Even though he loves fantasy novels, he has never expected getting sucked into a fantasy world himself. I mean, who does? ... more>>

Follow Alastair and find out how he will deal with this predicament. Will he be nominated as a hero? Will he save the world in crisis or focus on looking for a way back to Earth? Or perhaps, will he settle down and live peacefully? This is the beginning of a great tale...

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Full-sized cover can be found in the glossary.

Chapter Ero-meter:
❤ - A bit of explicit content
❤❤ - Around half a chapter of lewds
❤❤❤ - WAIT?! IT'S ALL F***ING LEWDS?!

Main release day:
Monday.

What to expect:
Some light management, a status system in the background, wholesome lewding centered around the MC, a slice of life story with some adventuring and lots of lovely monster girls.

What NOT to expect:
Depictions of rape, mindbreak or abusive mind control, heavy sexual abuse, NTR and other heavy stuff.
The title is not a "bait", but please don't expect fully devoted "hot" chapters every other release. It all depends on the flow of the story (which is still a Slice of Life) and might come to a moment where stuff may happen often, but not all the time.

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My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Saileri <<less

With No Cheats, No Perks, No Gifts...How would you survive in this chaotic world?
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(After reading countless fanfics I finally thought to myself, "Why... more>> don't I give it a try?") <<less

Si Vis Pacem -‖- Para Bellum [Naruto FanFic] ... more>>

Death claims all of us in a timely fashion, but some are granted a second chance.

Armed with ambition, megalomania, and pride alone, an innocent girl reincarnates into the vast world of Naruto with the sole intention of writing history, her history. [Female OC] [AU elements] <<less

The Guild Master of Dewhurst has had a rough life. After many years of failure he rises to face his destiny and transform his decrepit Adventurer's Guild into the greatest Guild in all the realms. How? By filling it up with cute female adventurers who get powered up from making love to him, of course.... more>>

Using nothing but his massive intellect, a sharp sense for business, a pair of magic eyes and a dick blessed by the Goddess herself, he'll transform a growing harem of misfits warriors into a team strong enough to defeat the Demon Lord... If the over the top town of Dewhurst doesn't kill them first, that is. <<less

Eridel Domicus was the trash of the Domicus family, an extremely powerful family that had dominion over a large part of the world, having riches upon riches and ways upon ways. However, it was their greatest pride turned biggest shame to have a young master that... no. Let it not be said.... more>>

But one night, the 22 year old Eridel had incomprehensibly... died.
But even more unfathomable was the fact that against all logic he began to see again. And what Eridel saw... terrified him.
Or at least that was supposed to be how he reacted right? Why is it that...

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The first light novel of [ The Monarch ].

Discord: https://discord.gg/TGvRnS7vKn <<less

A young teenage girl has awoken inside some random forest with no idea of who she is, where she is, and what is going on.... more>>

She will soon discover some answer to her questions while others stay unanswered but there is one thing that she will discover that will change her entire life.

The fact that she has been chosen by a mysterious powerful figure to become the host of the SCP Gacha System and that she is in a world where only the strong rule!

Without power, you are nothing and with power you have everything! How will this young girl tackle this world in which she knows nothing about?!

Come and find out with her.

Book Cover: S7B4G on deviant art! <<less

While studying some ancient ruins in a Scandinavian forest, an amateur archaeologist finds herself in a predicament. Something happens and she finds herself meeting a kitsune goddess. Join us as we watch what happens in her new life as she goes on a journey to reach the side of her Fated One.... more>>

Hello all, this is my second novel I'm posting here. I welcome all of you. If you are familiar with my previous work, then you know we are in for a trip of truly Fluffy proportions. This time with more fluff, action, and adventure. And Fluff. Definitely more Fluff. If you are new to my worlds, then welcome, I hope you have a wonderfully fluffy time. <<less

A duke’s daughter wanted nothing in her life but the sweet nothingness of death, as she felt like her life served no purpose. Her wish was granted when she was killed in an unfortunate accident, yet in a sudden turn of events, she was forced to reincarnate.... more>>

As fate has it, she was reborn in her original world, but not directly after her death. As she is living her new life, she tries to forget the pain of her old life. But, what exactly is behind her reincarnation? Will she be able to live her new life to the fullest?

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I finally died! (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑
Goodbye terrible life, goodbye family that didn’t want me in the first place.
Welcome, sweet nothingness of death!

…Wait a minute.
Why is god forcing someone like me to reincarnate? After all, I didn’t accomplish anything before my death.
And, was I reborn in the same world again? Well for now, let’s just see how my life goes, this time!

-by: This Novel’s Main Character-

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"Argh, how did my life end up like this?!"... more>>

There was once a boy who's well-loved and popular with his peers. His smile could melt an adult's heart and his easygoing and sweet nature attracted a lot of girls who became his admirers.

Little did he know that such a blessed life wouldn't last forever.

Now, he is an ugly, overweight adult, working a job he doesn't like, and leading a life he doesn't want. No women want to be near him, let alone be his girlfriend, or even his wife. He is an oversized gear in a machine that doesn't even welcome him.

When he gets fired from his job, it is the last straw from him. He remembers his life as a kid, and now good and beautiful it was.

"I don't want this. I don't want this anymore!"

"I would be better off dead than having to live like this for a second longer!"

Suicidal, he passes by a flooding river, as there is a storm that day. He immediately thinks of throwing himself there, ending it once and for all.

And he does. But not because he actually has the balls to kill himself via drowning, but because he sees a little girl being carried down the river by the strong current.

In a split second, he decides that it would be better if she lives, even if he has to die in the process.

And he does. He saves her, throwing her into the side of the river. But then his legs, rarely ever used, suddenly cramp. He can do nothing as he is swallowed by the waves.

"Aah, it would be nice if I could be reincarnated into a fantasy world, like in those stories... I can do it all over, and do it better this time around..."

His wish is granted. When he wakes up, he's no longer his old, adult self. He's a baby, living in an entirely new world.

This is his story.

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This story would have both happiness and hardships, heartwarming and sad moments, as well as romance that doesn't just end in a kiss. This is a harem story that will end up in a genuine polygamous relationship. It's also an adventure story, though it would stay as a slice-of-life for a good while as MC grows up.

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Cover made by Nyancreates. (https://twitter.com/nyancreates?s=09)

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Iteration 001: initializing. Galaxy: reformed. System interface: established. Player Recruitment: In Progress.... more>>

Mason the survivalist was always preparing for the end of the world. He just didn’t expect a god-like AI to transform it into a damn video game.

Now he has to pick a ‘class’, survive a ‘tutorial’ (filled with monstrous creatures trying to murder him), and somehow find his brother Blake before the idiot gets himself killed.

OK. Blake’s no idiot. He’s a charming, incredibly lucky, ambitious world-beater. But he was destined for corporate boardrooms, not monster filled forests, and Mason knows he needs to reach him before it’s too late.

But as he claws his way through this new, dangerous world, gaining superhuman abilities and meeting a beautiful woman who desperately needs his help, he begins to realize: it might just be the best thing that’s ever happened to him.
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PATREON LINK:

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POST SCHEDULE - FIVE CHAPTERS A WEEK - MON/FRI, USUALLY IN THE MORNING <<less

The only places I have posted the story and allow it to exist are on RoyalRoad, Scribblehub, and my Patreon.... more>>

So the world ended. Whoopsie? We didn’t even see it coming. Quite literally as it came at us faster than the speed of light. Don’t worry though, it got better. Also, I am not joking about the world ending. Most people say that and mean humans are inconvenienced for some reason. Nope, all matter disintegrated at the atomic scale there for a few moments. Apparently the local universe wasn’t actually stable? Don’t ask me to go into too much detail. It would require both of us to have a few more college degrees than sense and I at least lack them (both the degrees and the sense). Anyway, the energy/matter/wibbly wobbly strings were at a local minimum and not the universal minimum. Basically, what we took for sea level was actually a nice little mountain lake and when the dam busted so did, well, everything.
Now here is where things go a bit off track with what normal meant before. You see magic is real, qi is real, gods are real. Not on old Earth mind you but souls don’t pay much attention to time and space so we dreamed of it. In fact, the closer the shift in reality got to Earth the closer our dreams got to the new reality. This is basically me tip toeing around the fact that it was a ‘System Apocalypse’. Reality became a video game, I became a dungeon, and this is my story.

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Doyle Huxley just wanted a normal life but as the above might clue you in on that just isn’t in the cards. He gets to experience a “Path Based System Apocalypse” and some early paths he takes, both literally and figuratively, lead to him becoming a dungeon.

The aim is to release chapters once a week on Friday

Cursing will be avoided and no naughty adult action will take place in the story. <<less

Previously named as- A Mutant's Ascension... more>>

The CoverArt is provided by LordValmar and I really appreciate his help.

This is a Fanfic... I don't own anything!!! All the characters except the MC and all the Worlds belong to their original owners

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A/N: First of all I want to declare that English is not my first language, so if you cannot overlook a few mistakes then this fanfic is not for you.

The MC is neutral evil, so don't complain about that at a later date saying that MC is evil or something like that.

Last warning, in this fanfic some characters will have a different attitude than the canon or the original version so please note this warning before jumping into this.

I am also writing this to pass my time nothing serious, but I will try my best to complete this fic. This is going to be a World Travel Fic.

1st World: My Hero Academia

2nd World: Harry Potter World

3rd World: Marvel Cinematic & X-Men Cinematic Universe X-Over (Comics Elements Involved)

4th World: Highschool DXD (Final World)

This is simply a repost of my fanfic The Epic of Leviathan from Webnovel. You can find this on Webnovel if you want...
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MC doesn't meet a God after his death so he didn't have an idea about what he had to do in the future or even if he will have a power or not.

But all of this changes on MC's 4th birthday, when he awakens his quirk and receives a message from God. Only one mission is given to him and no other directions or commands.

Join the MC in his path to see (or read) how he completes the mission and which path he takes.

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Discord Channel- https://discord.gg/vQ6rPaqVYs <<less

What would you do if one day you were told you were one of the chosen who would have to battle to save the world?... more>>

Akio was an average guy, having moved to the big city from his humble town in the mountains. Sure, his IT freelancing job wasn't making him big money, and he wasn't exactly a hit with the ladies, but life wasn't all that bad... until one day a mysterious angel-like being visited him to tell him the Earth was in danger. Many would be chosen to fight this fate, but would any succeed?

Of course, if one could have the usual cheat skills everything would work out, wouldn't it? So why was his skill like a garbage pay-to-win mobile game? Akio would have to not only hone his skills and build his Astral Empire, but he would need to raise money, secure land and become a player on Earth too! Facing this challenging task alone would surely be impossible, so Akio needs to make strong and beautiful allies to take on all those who would oppose him.

Who would that be, you ask? The old myths of Earth are returning, alien invaders are waiting outside on the Astral Tides, Cultivators are looking for their next faces to slap, Demons are whispering poison into the ears of anyone who would listen, and whoever was trying to save Earth by granting various people powers were making some really awful choices...

Join Akio as he starts at the bottom of the ladder, clawing his way to the top and discovering one can change their destiny, so long as they work hard (and have a boat-load of money!).

[This story is a modern world LitRPG where I try and balance the real world, the other world and various character-development scenarios. The pace can be described as 'measured', as there is a lot of 'slice-of-life' style events to balance 'number-go-up' and Territory capture]

What can you expect from this story? MC and side characters who are flawed and make mistakes, but ultimately grow and change, bettering themselves and the world around them. Yes, the MC does start off a bit weak and whiny, but he does get over it as the story progresses. It's a slow burn though.

Likewise Harem and romance. it is most definitely harem, though again it's a slow burn and not easy to reach. There are some r18 scenes with them, but these don't happen until a fair way into the story.

Real-world consequences of power. I'm trying to explore this slowly, so expect politics down the line.

Base-building in both the real and the other world, growing power, money, influence and more. it's a slow burn but a focus.

Cultivators, Faeries, Demons, Gods and more, though again, it takes a while for more and more of these to appear.

Update schedule - 3 Chapters Per Week. Book 1 (Arcs 1-4) now out on Amazon/KU. That means Arcs 2,3 and 4 are stubbed, but hit me if up if you have questions re: the stubbed content, maybe we can work something out *wink* <<less

Have you ever wondered what a character in a novel or in a game should be? ... more>>

Do they eat? Sleep? Do they have their own life when you are not reading or playing?

They do not.

When you are not doing anything, we stay still.

To be fair, think about your own life. Is it different from a game without a system? You can not see behind your back, similar to how a character has to render it in a game.

But at least, you have your own life.

While I have to watch the protagonist of the novel find his way into the pants of the female leads.

This is my destiny.

I'm not jealous. Not at all.

Tags: Yandere, Harem, Gore, Dark, Rape, Resets, Mention of incest, R-18, School life, ...

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One day in 2019, the United States of America finds itself transported to a new world.... more>>

What will happen if a modern superpower from Earth finds itself in a world with magic and technology ranging from the medieval era to World War 1? F-22 Raptors vs wyverns and biplanes. Arleigh Burke-class destroyers vs wooden ships, mage ships, and dreadnaughts. M4 carbines vs bow n’ arrows, staffs, and bolt-action rifles. Featuring aggressive expansionist empires and magical kingdoms, what will the United States do?

I will do weekly updates every Sunday of chapters with about 1000-2000 words each.

This is the first novel I have ever written and is meant to be a draft. The official one will come out sometime after I finish this. <<less

Erik is your run-of-the-mill gamer, the type of gamer that you would often refer to as neckbeards—spending most of his life gaming, working, gaming, sleeping, and gaming, with just a little time for eating and bathing somewhere in between. With such a lifestyle he didn't have all that many friends aside from gaming groups or those from the occasional conventions he would go to. However recently, Dream Engine a brand-new Full Dive Virtual gaming system was debut! Hundreds of thousands of people applied for the beta testing application, yet Erik was one of the lucky ones and managed to get in! The Dream Engine was a full all in one system, it had the game,... more>> the link, and the entire adventure all in one package! Set it up on your bed, couch, floor, or Whatever. Lay down and play the game! Dozens of different stories were available, From the 90's to the 2000s, from fiction to reality, anything is possible! Erik was granted access to a predetermined world, Follow Erik on his journey through the unpredictable world of D.C. Comics!

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This novel is over a year old, I still have a lot to write. But I've been informed by my readers that I should update the synopsis. This is a FIRST draft, it is RAW, and it is UNEDITED. For the first 50 or so chapters, I as the Author wasn't entirely sure what direction I wanted to take the novel. So it is really convoluted at the start. Why haven't I changed it? FIRST draft.

Polyamory: the practice of engaging in multiple romantic (and typically sexual) relationships, with the consent of all the people involved.

You will see a lot of this in this novel. The MC and a majority of their lovers are not human. They do not have the same taboos and hang-ups.

This is my FIRST attempt at a story. There will be mistakes. The first 50 or so chapters are very messed up. Just work your way through them, it gets better. <<less

Grace Pastel is a young girl who lives a cozy life in Jubilife city with her father, and for her, Pokemon battles are just something that she watches on television or online. Entertainment to be seen at a distance. After turning fifteen, she watched as young people her age got ready for their first journey across Sinnoh, all aiming to become the Champion. She usually scoffed at them, wondering how one could throw away a comfortable life in the city to risk their lives in the wild for an unobtainable goal. And yet when she was asked by her father to deliver a package to her mother living two towns over, something clicked in her... more>> brain.

Suddenly, she decided that she wanted to be the very best.

Join my Discord here to chat and get pinged when a chapter goes up!

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Tells the story of an MC who has transmigrated 10 times in the novel world as a villain. But in the 10th round he decided to escape the plot and went to another country. But there he found other fictional characters and he didn't know that the heroines secretly heard his voice heart.... more>>

The heroines don't play according to the plot, their characters collapse.

The MC is surrounded by heroines.

Meanwhile, the protagonist is jealous and has a green hat on his head.

Well, the plot has collapsed.

Rias: I'm one of the protagonist's harem members? Disgusting! There's no way I'm joining his harem! Tian, come sleep with me!

Sona: You are now my fiancé, don't you want to do it with me?

Akeno: Ara ara~ Tian-kun, why do you keep avoiding me? I won't eat you.

Tsubaki: Tian-kun, you're sweating too. Let's take a bath together.

Koneko: Senpai, I like you. Am I not pretty enough?

Grayfia: As a professional maid, I have to wash all your body parts.

Yasaka: Husband, Kanou wants a little sister. Let's make one.

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Get the latest chapters faster on my patreon. Support me on patreon to keep me motivated to write more chapters: www.patreon.com/DogLicker <<less

What is a city boy to do when he wakes up in a white room with nothing and no one in it? All that greets him is a blue screen flashing with one word. "Welcome"... more>>

In this story of wise cracks and wide spread murdering, Drake is forced to face old traumas and find his way in the new world of a merged planet forced by the system. He will find enemies and allies aplenty. Even some he would have never expected. 

His decisions will shape the future of his planet and journey in this new wild landscape that the system has brought.

With God and Anime on his side- Oh and some spotty game knowledge- he must forge his own path. But first. He needs to get through this damned tutorial in one piece, and figure out how his damned spell works.

New Chapters are posted Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 6 PM EST.
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OG Cover Art is done by my wonderful friend Caneera you can find her at https://caneera.carrd.co/ for all types of commissions.

This is a story I've decided to write because my endless fantasies of chuunibyou like proportions could not stay in my head any longer. I've just wanted to make a story I can make some cringe jokes in and this is the result. I really do hope people will enjoy it as I really do enjoy writing it, and will keep writing it. If you can catch some of the references I would love to hear it. Love and Peace! Just not in this story. If any of the tags currently don't make sense they are for later down the line so I don't have to add them later.

If you would like to read ahead, you can find my patreon at the end of any of the chapters!

Still slightly janky but here is the discord if you wish to join. https://discord.com/invite/99yRS3SuMJ

You can also find the story on webnovel if you wish.

You may also shitpost on the sub-reddit if you would like here, https://www.reddit.com/r/Dual_Class/
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What you can expect - 

Lots of cringy jokes

Weak to strong MC

Tutorial that has classes, skills, and items given by rolling

Slight slow burn..?/Slowburn

More cringy anime jokes

Eventual romance and harem but not a singular focus on it

Eventual kingdom building and child rearing

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Gods are, generally speaking, not fans of directly putting their fingers on the scale. This is for a variety of reasons, ranging from cautioun to amusement, but is generally because after a few hundred millennia and enough prayers to fill a hollow Earth, you're bound to learn the art of delegation. Luckily, among the unwashed masses, there exist the exceptional, the gifted, those with the potential to become Heroes.... more>>

Useful pawns.

Thus, the Gods adopted a more laissez-faire policy.

Quasi Eludo has been a Hero. He did the whole "save the world” rigmarole, came home, and mulled over his magical journey. It was amazing! A whole lifetime as the destined savior, with magic and monsters, love and adventure, lifelong friendships and heartfelt goodbyes. There was so much, and yet, gone so soon.

It wasn’t enough. It was never enough. He wanted to do it again. And where wants coincide, there's a market, so he sold his services to the lazy, wanton Gods.
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Quasi Eludo, Hero for Hire. [No world too big, no quest too small]
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Now, after countless subjective centuries of Hero-ing, and several awkward conversations with the IRS, an odd God has come to Quasi with a unique request: Destroy a world, minimum payment of several million dollars on completion.

Quasi sees no reason not to accept.

*$50,000 USD minimum charge plus expenses for all fetch quests. Extermination requests subject to environmental review.

Parental Warning: Contains descriptions of nudity and lizard sex. No eldritch abominations were molested in the writing of this novel.

All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual Gods, Deities, or Discord server members is purely coincidental regardless of how accurately they are described. <<less