After a heavily homebrewed Pathfinder 1 game session ends, Carl and two of his friends make a careless wish that comes true....
First time author here, no idea what I'm doing, and just doing this to scratch an itch. Do not expect a consistent schedule.
WARNING! Not for casual enjoyers of table-top RPGs. There's a huge barrier to entry on this one, so unless you're familiar with how sickos play DnD/Pathfinder this might not be fun for you.
A good hint for you will be whether half the following words make a lick of sense: "Down with the iron reign of WotC; long live our eternal Mommy Milker Goddess-Queen of Cheddar!"
For my fellow Power Gamers, Cheese Beards and Spikes, Rejoice! Our time has come at last. No longer must we exposit what the hell any/everything means for the sake of the pitiable ley-person. I say thee 'Nay'. It's all cheddar, all the time here, baby! So buckle up, crack open a couple of https://www.d20pfsrd. Com/ tabs and together we shall say "Huh? What were the details on Path/Feat/whatever just referenced again? Yo, that's some deep cuts right there, bro!" in beatific chorus.
(p.s. By ch11 there are some threads starting to come together that'll hopefully form a more centralized plot and/or adventure, but it's mostly been table setting, reverse-anti-nega-Rules Lawyering and initial characterization for the main cast. Overall it seems interesting so far. If you can penetrate the subject matter, it seems like a fun one.)
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