Wen Zhihao is tired of life. When he dies...meh. That’s life.... more>>

But when he gets transmigrated into the body of a young cultivator of the prestigious Golden Sun sect, full of possibilities...no thanks! He has no effort/energy to work hard on cultivation! He just wants to be a salted fish!

...it turns out sleeping = meditation and absently watching beautiful scenery = meditation.

And meditation = cultivation...

This is not the Dao of Indifference. This is the Dao of the Salted Fish!! With calm emotions, Wen Zhihao accidentally cultivates strongly!

...but he’s still a salted fish, bah. Don't make him fight!

Feat: slow build / slice of life~

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Also on Chrysanthemum Garden! https://chrysanthemumgarden.com/novel-tl/dsf/
Fanworks here: https://chrysanthemumgarden.com/dsf-fanworks/

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NOTE: most of the story is rated PG. The chapters with NSFW content are ch 114, ch 116, and ch 120.

Want to read some more reviews? You can check out Salted Fish on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/59058731-dao-of-the-salted-fish

Thai translation: https://www.readawrite.com/a/3cb2e872973137c5f1da203db9740c81
Brazilian Portuguese translation: https://www.wattpad.com/story/268552987-dao-do-peixe-salgado
French translation: https://free-3821892.webador.com/traductions-finies/dao-of-the-salted-fish <<less

James was woken up by the feeling of his insides being shredded. His chest hurt, stung and ached. His hips felt like they were being... more>> twisted and sculpted from within.
When morning comes around, he wakes up in a body that doesn't feel like his. In a desperate attempt to figure things out, he calls his ex-best friend Katie to help him understand what is happening to him and maybe reconcile the friendship they destroyed.
Content warnings for depictions of extreme gender dysphoria. Some transphobia. Themes of depression. <<less

To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote.... more>>

What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere!

How do you counter a novel full of plotholes?
Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense!

It shouldn't be working but the result?

Terrifying!

Long live holy creator Frozen Milk!

"Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?"

"Hello? System help?"

"System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host."

"%$@#!"

Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!!

Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear!

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Disclaimer: profanities and innuendos
Has elements of BL
This book is pure comedy with some serious elements, if you get offended easily, please don't read

First book in the 'Scum Series' <<less

Trapped in an opulent mansion and adorned in a medieval dress, Eydis the maid (or Amelia, homeless in her modern world), the reigning queen of snark, grapples with a unique ability – her thoughts burst forth like fireworks. No magic, just relentless noise, a gift bestowed by none other than the wicked witches of the woods.... more>>

Now, armed with daggers of sarcasm, a penchant for mischief and a seductive allure, Eydis plunges into a convoluted tapestry of secrets. She deftly sidesteps shadows, untangles the threads of her own forgotten past, and battles to quiet the chorus in her head before everything erupts.

Can a girl without magic outsmart witches, monsters, nobles flaunting well-endowed magical abilities, or a roommate who despises her, to rewrite prophecies, and uncover the truth about her existences, all before everything descends into chaos?

Author's note: prominently GL (slow burn), but also features all kind of loves.
- The smut will feature organically in later chapters (much later), this isn’t a smut-centric work. <<less

Read on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C38ZXWZC... more>>

You know the setup: A young man on Earth hit by a speeding truck who ends up in a generic fantasy world.

But what about this: A young man in a generic LitRPG fantasy world hit by a carriage who ends up in modern-day San Francisco, and yet still wants to be a hero anyway? That's how Systemless starts, and boy does it never let up.

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The system can be accepted by anyone who decides to Class Up using the world’s various Sorting Scepters. From then on, leveling up will be possible, but it could come at the cost of one's life. All actions one takes, from combat to breathing, take from their pool of LP (Life Points). Run out, and so too will they perish. The only way to replenish one's LP is to level up and learn new skills.

Eryk Solbourne chooses the [Adventurer] class, destined to explore great worlds, fight magnificent beasts, and inspire others. Now he is a D-Rank hero, but he will forge a powerful destiny for himself... and he will do so in a new world, after The Goddess reincarnates him in a brand-new Earth that is in desperate need of his abilities.

Join Eryk Solbourne and his two Earthen friends Francis and Delta as they adventure across the United States and try to achieve the impossible: becoming the ultimate hero in a world where levels don't even exist.

Cover art by Mikayla Buan. <<less

Leander is a healer. But he is not like those healers who have it all: the fame, the money and the harems. Because he is chubby. Ranked only F, he struggles with life as a new recruit in the Adventurer's Guild. Until he sees a poster that changes his life and sends him on a journey to lose weight, get the fame, money and the harem. Except, his harem will be full of men. But, such is fate. ... more>>

This is a slow burn BL harem with dungeon delving. It follows the old adventurer's guild troupes with some twists and turns. A journey from zero to hero, one could say.

I am also posting this on Ritoria.

(I am using this book to lie to my brain that losing weight is possible with the methods written in the many self-help books I have been reading recently. If you need to shed some fat, you might use Anti-cake Dungeon Delving the same way. A little hope never hurt nobody.)

Updated daily. The MC becomes a dungeon core going chapter 86 and forward.

The sort of sequel: Life Skilling, is out. <<less

Pining Peak Lord Jiao Ziyu attempts to help out his friend and long-time crush, and quickly stumbles upon...... more>>

- a 'Little Hermit' with a seeming interest in horticulture and an extensive knowledge of poisons
- a ‘Red Devil’ with a keen interest in bullying the elderly
- a series of surprising secrets and revelations

This ultimately gets him pulled even deeper into the collective bullshit and drama of time travellers, transmigrators, Systems, and Demon Realm politics.

NOTICE: This story features some depictions of and references to mature themes.

Is it dark though? Not particularly. This is largely a comedy, not a tragedy. <<less

Ophelia Heide couldn't wait to become a new advisor for the Moon Castle and take her father's place! Well...... more>>

That was until she was saved by Leo, a fairy who protected the Galaxy Kingdom. To pay off her debt to him, she was stuck with the task of reuniting the two sides after the capricious kings had a war over... something. Not knowing where to start, she accidentally found her heart captured by the couple's daughter, Princess Koharu, but neither girl ever thought they would flirt with the boundaries of time and history to fight for their love.

Unfortunately, things weren't easy for Leo either as he worked to save the couple, unlocking the secrets of the kingdoms' administrations in the process. What he didn't expect was to find himself falling for an elusive messenger named Sinclair throughout it all, but would his heart allow them to come in?

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Notes:
-In case you're here for some specific tags and/or representation, some only appear much later in the story or apply to the side couples. The tags, justifications, and some warnings are now listed in the glossary under "Cheat Sheets".
-Content warnings are included at the beginnings of chapters if needed, though most chapters only have a language warning.
-This story is also available on Webnovel under the same title. All chapters have been uploaded there, and they will all eventually be posted here via daily updates. The formatting may be different (chapter lengths, italics, etc.), but the content has been left intact.
-The cover art does not belong to me. If you are the owner and wish to have it taken down, please contact me, and I will gladly remove it. <<less

This is the journey of Edwin as he travels through the two continents of the world of Adosinda. He is a healer, freshly graduated, and he would do everything he can to help those around him, be they humans or other beings.... more>>

This is an adventure travel novel. Slow burn, from bromance to romance. And just healing and solving problems in general. <<less

The youngest child of the Kent family was a strange kid, for numerous reasons. For one thing, they were half-Kryptonian with developing superpowers. For another, they had Superman for a father. But the reason that the Man of Steel's youngest child felt strange wasn’t their unusual friends, educational circumstances, growing super strength or their family’s odd fashion choices. No, it was something deeper… Something personal, that the child was about to discover soon...... more>>

TW: Mentions and depiction of Gender Dysphoria

Current publication rate: Every two weeks

Cover and additional artwork by Marzennya
https://marzennya.tumblr.com/ <<less

Beggar is just a small beggar boy, who doesn't know anything in life but hunger and hardship. Yet, one Christmas day, as he begged near... more>> the church, an elf gave him a sandwich. Beggar did his best to find a job at the docks, now that his belly was full. That led him to beginner bounty hunting. One of the jobs led him back to the elf, and the young demon's life changed for the better. Follow him along, as he becomes a one of a kind runesmith, and follows his dreams.
The series consists of two books:
A Demon's Childhood- 50 chapters
A Demon's Academy Days- 33 chapters
Complete. <<less

When the fate of those who’ve sacrificed a part of themselves for the sake of an unstable world is suddenly altered, those looking over them won’t be so pleased.... more>>

An argument amongst gods leads to our MCs being sent astray and given a second chance at life?! Our heroes will play out their lives in the world of Naruto while keeping the issues of their world at bay and discover just what exactly was the cause of their revival. Mixing some LitRPG with some Naruto to face some not so real nightmares coming to life.

+18
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These characters aren't natives of the Naruto World but some will have some context to what's going on and how much varies from each person. (I did a dice roll)

There will be LGBTQ+ Characters and I will include some places or characters to help fill in some blanks

[This is a work of fiction that draws heavily upon the original source material of Naruto. Please support the official release and know I claim no ownership or credit regarding the existence of pre-existing characters or content related to the series and its author, Masashi Kishimoto. ]
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You can signify their character's role in the psyche by color or letter in front of their text

S/ Blue- Soul

B/ Red-Body

M/ Green- Mind
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#1- Hibiki Fuma (Any/All)
Body-Marcus (He/Him)
Mind-???
Soul-Julia (She/Her)
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#2- Kohaku (He/Him)
Body- Yasu (He/Them)
Mind- Hisashi (He/Him)
Soul- Hikari (She/Her)
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#3- Hotaru Kurama (She/ Her)
Body- Jack (He/Him)
Mind- ??? (He/Him)
Soul- Ella (She/Them)
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#4- Makoto (He/Them)
Body- Shinji (He/Him)
Mind- Haruka (She/Them)
Soul- Misaki (She/Her) <<less

Park Taekyun suffered every day after his sub-gender was revealed but with all the bad that happened, one good came out of it and that was in the form of his bundle of joy, his son Yule but unfortunately, life always knew how to mess with him and threatened to take his son.... more>>

With no other choice, he had to seek out his son's father who was also known as a walking lethal weapon.

The only thing he wants is to save his Dawn that cleared the gloom of from his life.

Cover art by: the_nerd.artist <<less

The triumphant return of Earth 1011’s Supergirl, Lara Kent!... more>>

Join her continued adventures as she trains to be hero with her family, and becomes more comfortable with her gender identity among friends! <<less

The Herbal Dungeon is a non-threatening dungeon, anyone could tell you that. Its dungeon core is a Naga named Adam, its protector, a necromancer named... more>> Constantine. But then, Adam begins to develop feelings for Constantine. And there is a problem, he is too young for the necromancer. So, Constantine lowers the barrier he had set around the dungeon and other people come in. All changing Adam's life in their own way.
This is a BL harem. The novella is complete, and I will be posting daily. <<less

Boys Love Anthology

The Dread, it is aptly named. For, it is the deity of all necromancers. No matter who goes up against it, they ultimately fail. Yet, with each attempt to get rid of it, the world becomes a better place. ... more>>

This is a collection of books. They are standalone.
Book One: The Healing Touch- complete. 83 chapters
Book Two: Shadow and Necromancy- complete. 48 chapters
Book Three: The Drypond Scrolls- complete, 61 chapters. <<less

A collection of short stories with the characters having come from another world. BL Romances, a couple of Regular Romances, and maybe even some GL, but I don't know about the last one. If I write a GL story, I will add the tag. Until then, I won't. The first short story is about a troll, who trolls his way into the love of his life's... bed. (BL)... more>>

Mostly, these are stories written from different prompts. I need a palate cleanser, and so, I will write short stories for a while.

The first mention of GL are at chapter 35, and then there is more at chapter 41. <<less

Andrew, an eighteen-year-old orphan, is fresh out of the orphanage. He has a rented apartment and enough money to pay the rent and put food... more>> on the table for the next three, four if he is frugal, months. By chance, he sees an offer on a well-to-do antique shop. And suddenly, his life turns for the better. Then Erin comes and brings confusion to Andrew's new life.
Erin is a freshly turned vampire. His sire told him the rules and dumped him in the wide world. Erin is lonely and can't find enough money for blood from the hospital. Then, he sees Andrew, and cooks up a plan. <<less

In this BL Harem romcom, you will find Augustine. He is a Song weaver, someone who can fight, heal, and buff with the harp. The problem? Even though he is an ok adventurer, the only thing he wants to do is cook, and hunt. Then one day, his mother, who is also his agent, gets him to party with Vincent, the first member of his new party.
Vincent is an archer, and he must have this break through, or he will be kicked out of the Adventurer's Guild. Along the way, the party grows into something more. With each of the members buttering up Tine with recipes, and hoping that they'll get to be... more>> his big spoon. As for Augustine? Well, he is a free spirit, who doesn't want to settle on a single man.
Inspired by games such as Black Desert Online, and Aion, but not using any of the monsters or the recipes from the games. Just the Life Skilling part.
Sort of the sequel to Anti-cake Dungeon Delving, but it won't focus too much on those characters. Just in the same universe, and they might have some cameos, but won't steal the show.

The novel is complete with 51 chapters- 55k words. <<less

As Jiao Ziyu and others deal with the collective drama of time travellers, transmigrators, Systems, and Demon Realm politics, a certain transmigrator - Bai Jixue - faces off against challenges of his own - and certain feelings as well.... more>>

BL. Side story to Quiet Bright Moon (<- Read this one first.)

NOTICE: This story features some depictions of and references to mature themes.

Is it dark though? Not particularly. This is largely a comedy, not a tragedy. <<less

Daisy Potter's now going out with Draco Malfoy! She's going to see the Quidditch World Cup, until she gets kidnapped by Death Eaters. She is used to bring back the Dark Lord, and he seems to know about a prophecy - and a little something on Daisy. Daisy is stuck between her classmates, and can't seem to keep her eyes off of Fred, Pansy, and a certain famous member of a wizarding band. Her boyfriend can't seem to keep his eyes off their friend. And no one told Daisy about the world of angels and demons she is suddenly thrown into ...... more>>

~Book Songs - Demons - Imagine Dragons - Save Me - Nikki Minaj~ <<less

Diets...well, Thomas must have gone through them all. He would lose some weight, then gain it back, plus about as much of the extra weight. As a receptionist at the Orestria adventurer's guild, he doesn't get the chance to exercise much. Not that he can, seeing as his endurance is low. ... more>>

Then, just as he stopped a new diet, he gets told that an S ranked vampire is offering seminars and couching on weight loss. With no other alternative and not wanting to gain all his two kilograms that he had lost with the last diet, Thomas decides to give it a chance. All Lucius asks for is one litter of blood every three days as payment. And, so, Thomas learns about the magical zone.

And then he puts it to the test. Then, the other diet that he cooks up. After that, the next...

No smut. This is a fat to fit journey with meal plans. I am currently on this diet, so the MC's progress will be the same as my own. You can easily follow the meal plans, if you need to.

The story will be updated at 7 am EEST. It is a book, 70 chapters, and complete. <<less

Preview Chapters only
The Moon Goddess and the king of the forest fell in love, but their love was that of a forbidden love. Separated by the rulers of the earth they lived on but she bore his sons and daughter. Afraid that she couldn't care for them, she cast them off into the clans beneath her along with her Wrath, Sloth, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Pride and Greed. Because they were her children they suffered in many ways, but they knew that they were the chosen ones and needed to endure all the sufferings so that one day, they could be happy.... more>>

Cover by: romkun_arts on instagram <<less

Eleric wins a house at a card game. Behind the house is a healing pond and a lusty incubus. His bliss is short-lived, when Fen, the incubus, makes him go and find him a vampire and a Naga for his harem. The elf would do anything as long as the whip is not brought out. Chains he could stomach, but he never signed up for rough play. ... more>>

I am trying my hand on erotica, not smut, per se. This is a BL harem, and it is updated daily. It is a novella, and complete. <<less