A fantasy m/m comedy with sci-fi elements. Book One of
the Cosmos Shared Universe is a place which
is not as desolate as it appears.... more>>

Can you bottle happiness? Apparently, you can, and Constantine Angelid is rather good at it, actually. So good, in fact, that it amuses him to ply this trade on a forum in the Dark Web. Yet, he meets an interesting human there, who makes him question all of his truths.
Daniel was just looking for fresh ideas in the Tor browser for his new book. Now, he is involved in the new Dimensional Theory, and the case for disappearing happiness potions that spans all over the Cosmos.
He is given a once-in-a-lifetime chance to come to Ursula 590, a planet in the Ursula Solar System. He gets to be with Constantine, once he finds out he is not only a shaman, but a shaman that can use the core of a planet to power up his spells.
I wrote this last year so I don't remember much about what happened in the book, but I do know it is in 1st person with POVs. The book is complete, and will be updated daily, until I run out of chapters. Enjoy!
The Cosmos Shared Universe is made up from 3 books, which will be posted here in this book page:
Bottle it up!
Dungeon Integration! (dungeon core)
Book Two of the Cosmos Shared Universe
(Sequel to Bottle It Up!)
An m/m fantasy novel with sci-fi elements,
and comedic undertones.
In a world where happiness can be bottled, a dungeon core is displaced from his home when a baby dungeon core sprouts in his backyard.
He’s lucky that a human who is also an immigrant in the Cosmos has grown attached to him. Nathaniel agrees to help Tim spread his influence over the planet Ursula 590.
The problem? Well, dungeon cores might be as numerous as mushrooms in the New Cosmos, but they are unknown in the Cosmos. From petitions to kidnapping attempts, the integration of one World Dominating Dungeon Core has never been as complicated. And, if he can’t win the citizens of Ursula 590 over, then, he will be cast out into outer space.
From Scorpio with Love! (dungeon core)
I will add the dungeon core tag when I start posting Dungeon Integration.

From Scorpio With Love

A fantasy m/m comedy with sci-fi elements. Book Three of
the Cosmos Shared Universe. A place which
is not as desolate as it appears.

Wei is a dungeon core and finally getting a planet of his own. However, despite his best efforts, he can’t gain a form. The only thing he can do is protect the interests of the Dru’dru natives of the planet, a task that seems almost impossible with the recent development coming to light.
Rodger Deltona is appalled at the actions of his fellow citizens of the Cosmos. Not only are they demanding that the Dru’dru are to give back the gold left on their planet, they are also demanding that the Dru’dru penguins be reprogrammed, and without a trial.
Rodger takes radical actions, in defense of the poor birds. But is he enough to hold back the tides? Can he and Wei work together, despite their rocky start? Will the Cosmos accept a chimera species, the product of human experimenting? <<less

The Dread, it is aptly named. For, it is the deity of all necromancers. No matter who goes up against it, they ultimately fail. Yet, with each attempt to get rid of it, the world becomes a better place. ... more>>

This is a collection of books. They are standalone.
Book One: The Healing Touch- complete. 83 chapters
Book Two: Shadow and Necromancy- complete. 48 chapters
Book Three: The Drypond Scrolls- complete, 61 chapters. <<less

Wen Zhihao is tired of life. When he dies...meh. That’s life.... more>>

But when he gets transmigrated into the body of a young cultivator of the prestigious Golden Sun sect, full of possibilities...no thanks! He has no effort/energy to work hard on cultivation! He just wants to be a salted fish!

...it turns out sleeping = meditation and absently watching beautiful scenery = meditation.

And meditation = cultivation...

This is not the Dao of Indifference. This is the Dao of the Salted Fish!! With calm emotions, Wen Zhihao accidentally cultivates strongly!

...but he’s still a salted fish, bah. Don't make him fight!

Feat: slow build / slice of life~

COMPLETE

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Also on Chrysanthemum Garden! https://chrysanthemumgarden.com/novel-tl/dsf/
Fanworks here: https://chrysanthemumgarden.com/dsf-fanworks/

Find me on:
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NOTE: most of the story is rated PG. The chapters with NSFW content are ch 114, ch 116, and ch 120.

Want to read some more reviews? You can check out Salted Fish on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/59058731-dao-of-the-salted-fish

Thai translation: https://www.readawrite.com/a/3cb2e872973137c5f1da203db9740c81
Brazilian Portuguese translation: https://www.wattpad.com/story/268552987-dao-do-peixe-salgado
French translation: https://free-3821892.webador.com/traductions-finies/dao-of-the-salted-fish <<less

Ophelia Heide couldn't wait to become a new advisor for the Moon Castle and take her father's place! Well...... more>>

That was until she was saved by Leo, a fairy who protected the Galaxy Kingdom. To pay off her debt to him, she was stuck with the task of reuniting the two sides after the capricious kings had a war over... something. Not knowing where to start, she accidentally found her heart captured by the couple's daughter, Princess Koharu, but neither girl ever thought they would flirt with the boundaries of time and history to fight for their love.

Unfortunately, things weren't easy for Leo either as he worked to save the couple, unlocking the secrets of the kingdoms' administrations in the process. What he didn't expect was to find himself falling for an elusive messenger named Sinclair throughout it all, but would his heart allow them to come in?

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Notes:
-In case you're here for some specific tags and/or representation, some only appear much later in the story or apply to the side couples. The tags, justifications, and some warnings are now listed in the glossary under "Cheat Sheets".
-Content warnings are included at the beginnings of chapters if needed, though most chapters only have a language warning.
-This story is also available on Webnovel under the same title. All chapters have been uploaded there, and they will all eventually be posted here via daily updates. The formatting may be different (chapter lengths, italics, etc.), but the content has been left intact.
-The cover art does not belong to me. If you are the owner and wish to have it taken down, please contact me, and I will gladly remove it. <<less

Leander is a healer. But he is not like those healers who have it all: the fame, the money and the harems. Because he is chubby. Ranked only F, he struggles with life as a new recruit in the Adventurer's Guild. Until he sees a poster that changes his life and sends him on a journey to lose weight, get the fame, money and the harem. Except, his harem will be full of men. But, such is fate. ... more>>

This is a slow burn BL harem with dungeon delving. It follows the old adventurer's guild troupes with some twists and turns. A journey from zero to hero, one could say.

I am also posting this on Ritoria.

(I am using this book to lie to my brain that losing weight is possible with the methods written in the many self-help books I have been reading recently. If you need to shed some fat, you might use Anti-cake Dungeon Delving the same way. A little hope never hurt nobody.)

Updated daily. The MC becomes a dungeon core going chapter 86 and forward.

The sort of sequel: Life Skilling, is out. <<less

This is the journey of Edwin as he travels through the two continents of the world of Adosinda. He is a healer, freshly graduated, and he would do everything he can to help those around him, be they humans or other beings.... more>>

This is an adventure travel novel. Slow burn, from bromance to romance. And just healing and solving problems in general. <<less

Trapped in an opulent mansion and adorned in a medieval dress, Eydis the maid (or Amelia, homeless in her modern world), the reigning queen of snark, grapples with a unique ability – her thoughts burst forth like fireworks. No magic, just relentless noise, a gift bestowed by none other than the wicked witches of the woods.... more>>

Now, armed with daggers of sarcasm, a penchant for mischief and a seductive allure, Eydis plunges into a convoluted tapestry of secrets. She deftly sidesteps shadows, untangles the threads of her own forgotten past, and battles to quiet the chorus in her head before everything erupts.

Can a girl without magic outsmart witches, monsters, nobles flaunting well-endowed magical abilities, or a roommate who despises her, to rewrite prophecies, and uncover the truth about her existences, all before everything descends into chaos?

Author's note: prominently GL (slow burn), but also features all kind of loves.
- The smut will feature organically in later chapters (much later), this isn’t a smut-centric work. <<less

To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote.... more>>

What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere!

How do you counter a novel full of plotholes?
Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense!

It shouldn't be working but the result?

Terrifying!

Long live holy creator Frozen Milk!

"Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?"

"Hello? System help?"

"System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host."

"%$@#!"

Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!!

Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear!

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Disclaimer: profanities and innuendos
Has elements of BL
This book is pure comedy with some serious elements, if you get offended easily, please don't read

First book in the 'Scum Series' <<less

"We met by chance and just like that my whole world changed forever. I know I can't have but I want to try. Please let... more>> me"
"I had the chance to save you and when I took it , i lost you forever. I keep searching for you in everything I do but I can't find you"
"It's only us against the world. I would do anything for you . Come back so I can prove it"
Two kingdoms hate each other to the core. The reason is simple.Prey Vs Predator. When a common enemy emerges, it unearthed disorder and conflict as they suspect one another.However an event that happened five years ago generated an asset which is their only chance to survival. Both parties know that.But why are they so reluctant to use it? Could death be a better option than exposing the truth?What secret could be worth that much? <<less

Beggar is just a small beggar boy, who doesn't know anything in life but hunger and hardship. Yet, one Christmas day, as he begged near... more>> the church, an elf gave him a sandwich. Beggar did his best to find a job at the docks, now that his belly was full. That led him to beginner bounty hunting. One of the jobs led him back to the elf, and the young demon's life changed for the better. Follow him along, as he becomes a one of a kind runesmith, and follows his dreams.
The series consists of two books:
A Demon's Childhood- 50 chapters
A Demon's Academy Days- 33 chapters
Complete. <<less

Andrew, an eighteen-year-old orphan, is fresh out of the orphanage. He has a rented apartment and enough money to pay the rent and put food... more>> on the table for the next three, four if he is frugal, months. By chance, he sees an offer on a well-to-do antique shop. And suddenly, his life turns for the better. Then Erin comes and brings confusion to Andrew's new life.
Erin is a freshly turned vampire. His sire told him the rules and dumped him in the wide world. Erin is lonely and can't find enough money for blood from the hospital. Then, he sees Andrew, and cooks up a plan. <<less

Diets...well, Thomas must have gone through them all. He would lose some weight, then gain it back, plus about as much of the extra weight. As a receptionist at the Orestria adventurer's guild, he doesn't get the chance to exercise much. Not that he can, seeing as his endurance is low. ... more>>

Then, just as he stopped a new diet, he gets told that an S ranked vampire is offering seminars and couching on weight loss. With no other alternative and not wanting to gain all his two kilograms that he had lost with the last diet, Thomas decides to give it a chance. All Lucius asks for is one litter of blood every three days as payment. And, so, Thomas learns about the magical zone.

And then he puts it to the test. Then, the other diet that he cooks up. After that, the next...

No smut. This is a fat to fit journey with meal plans. I am currently on this diet, so the MC's progress will be the same as my own. You can easily follow the meal plans, if you need to.

The story will be updated at 7 am EEST. It is a book, 70 chapters, and complete. <<less

Boys Love Anthology

A collection of short stories with the characters having come from another world. BL Romances, a couple of Regular Romances, and maybe even some GL, but I don't know about the last one. If I write a GL story, I will add the tag. Until then, I won't. The first short story is about a troll, who trolls his way into the love of his life's... bed. (BL)... more>>

Mostly, these are stories written from different prompts. I need a palate cleanser, and so, I will write short stories for a while.

The first mention of GL are at chapter 35, and then there is more at chapter 41. <<less

When the fate of those who’ve sacrificed a part of themselves for the sake of an unstable world is suddenly altered, those looking over them won’t be so pleased.... more>>

An argument amongst gods leads to our MCs being sent astray and given a second chance at life?! Our heroes will play out their lives in the world of Naruto while keeping the issues of their world at bay and discover just what exactly was the cause of their revival. Mixing some LitRPG with some Naruto to face some not so real nightmares coming to life.

+18
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These characters aren't natives of the Naruto World but some will have some context to what's going on and how much varies from each person. (I did a dice roll)

There will be LGBTQ+ Characters and I will include some places or characters to help fill in some blanks

[This is a work of fiction that draws heavily upon the original source material of Naruto. Please support the official release and know I claim no ownership or credit regarding the existence of pre-existing characters or content related to the series and its author, Masashi Kishimoto. ]
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You can signify their character's role in the psyche by color or letter in front of their text

S/ Blue- Soul

B/ Red-Body

M/ Green- Mind
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#1- Hibiki Fuma (Any/All)
Body-Marcus (He/Him)
Mind-???
Soul-Julia (She/Her)
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#2- Kohaku (He/Him)
Body- Yasu (He/Them)
Mind- Hisashi (He/Him)
Soul- Hikari (She/Her)
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#3- Hotaru Kurama (She/ Her)
Body- Jack (He/Him)
Mind- ??? (He/Him)
Soul- Ella (She/Them)
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#4- Makoto (He/Them)
Body- Shinji (He/Him)
Mind- Haruka (She/Them)
Soul- Misaki (She/Her) <<less

In this BL Harem romcom, you will find Augustine. He is a Song weaver, someone who can fight, heal, and buff with the harp. The problem? Even though he is an ok adventurer, the only thing he wants to do is cook, and hunt. Then one day, his mother, who is also his agent, gets him to party with Vincent, the first member of his new party.
Vincent is an archer, and he must have this break through, or he will be kicked out of the Adventurer's Guild. Along the way, the party grows into something more. With each of the members buttering up Tine with recipes, and hoping that they'll get to be... more>> his big spoon. As for Augustine? Well, he is a free spirit, who doesn't want to settle on a single man.
Inspired by games such as Black Desert Online, and Aion, but not using any of the monsters or the recipes from the games. Just the Life Skilling part.
Sort of the sequel to Anti-cake Dungeon Delving, but it won't focus too much on those characters. Just in the same universe, and they might have some cameos, but won't steal the show.

The novel is complete with 51 chapters- 55k words. <<less

Pining Peak Lord Jiao Ziyu attempts to help out his friend and long-time crush, and quickly stumbles upon...... more>>

- a 'Little Hermit' with a seeming interest in horticulture and an extensive knowledge of poisons
- a ‘Red Devil’ with a keen interest in bullying the elderly
- a series of surprising secrets and revelations

This ultimately gets him pulled even deeper into the collective bullshit and drama of time travellers, transmigrators, Systems, and Demon Realm politics.

NOTICE: This story features some depictions of and references to mature themes.

Is it dark though? Not particularly. This is largely a comedy, not a tragedy. <<less

Reign Mc Kenzi, a jaded closet gay with many secrets gains enough courage to leave his sadness behind but at a cost. Everyone suffers from his absence and the one who really loves him ends up crushed too but on his return he finds out that not everything was as it seemed and he still has to account for all his actions.... more>>

With all his new friends as support and his best friend Cindy, maybe just everything will go his way but the trauma he experienced was far too great.

Cover art by: the_nerd.artist <<less

Writing prompt: 25. Out of Paradise: You just got kicked out of heaven. Now what?... more>>

During one of the skirmishes in heaven, before the pearly gates, no less, the angel Tagas spared a demon. A fresh one that looked to have just arrived in Hell and then thrown into the battlefield. Archangel Michael was furious, and so, he banished Tagas to Earth.

"If you want to spare the filth, live in it!" -Michael to Tagas, as he kicked him out.
"Is this vacation? I have been waiting for eons, man!"- Tagas as he fell.

Updated daily at 9 am ESST.
The novella is complete and with 45 chapters. <<less

James was woken up by the feeling of his insides being shredded. His chest hurt, stung and ached. His hips felt like they were being... more>> twisted and sculpted from within.
When morning comes around, he wakes up in a body that doesn't feel like his. In a desperate attempt to figure things out, he calls his ex-best friend Katie to help him understand what is happening to him and maybe reconcile the friendship they destroyed.
Content warnings for depictions of extreme gender dysphoria. Some transphobia. Themes of depression. <<less

"Johnny, don't leave me, you said you will love me forever!"... more>>

Those words didn't stop Johnny Morrel from leaving the elf mafia boss Filarion Elathana, the head of the Elathana family. And, over what? Just because of the small family business that Filarion is running. He just supplies adventurer's guild drop-outs with weapons and potions. It is a lucrative business, by far. One that has spread all over the Roarin Empire.

"You said you are no fool, that you are not a chump"

Those words ended up with Johnny warding his house, and sending Filarion's things back via a delivery man. Maybe, if Filarion had not held a knife at Johnny's throat as he said them, things would have gone differently, but Filarion was an optimist.

"I will have your heart on a platter!"

These words were followed by a court order, a restraining order, and the emperor looking into Filarion's dealings. Now, the Elathana family is at risk of being exposed, and send to prison. So, Filarion sent Johnny one last letter, to express his fillings for the human adventurer, who moonlighted as a tank.

"They will bust your knee caps!"

A short note, but from the heart. One that made Johnny hire a necromancer to guard him, as much as Adam doesn't like the job. Or Johnny's paranoia.

A crack novel, with a yandare male elf, who wants to get back together with his human lover, despite his tendency of putting his foot in his mouth. With adventuring and yes, redemption. For once, a happy ending for the yandare.
Inspired by the song Bust your knee caps, by Pomplamoose
Updated daily at 11 am ESST. <<less

fred weasley x fem oc ... more>>

Daisy Potter has to find Tom Riddle's Horcruxes and destroy them. But this is no simple feat when she is taken by Riddle and is forced to attend the freshly taken-over Hogwarts which punishes their trouble-makers by forcing their classmates to use the Cruciatus Curse on them. As troublemaker-in-chief, Daisy is already in danger; but Riddle is not giving up on his chance to make Daisy fall in love with him and have his children.

And when Daisy eventually manages to escape, it's not much better. When you're on the run with four other pranksters, things are bound to get crazy. Daisy Potter, aka the powerful angel Daisiel, has to deal with her childish best friend, her thinks-he's-so-damn-funny boyfriend, her hot-as-hell boyfriend's brother, and being humanity's only hope as the Chosen One.

But when the Battle of Hogwarts comes up ... who will fall? <<less

Daisy is caught between Fred and Kylie, and other classmates are still being thrown into the mix. Kylie Ford of the Weird Sisters is starting in Daisy's year, and our protagonist is definitely excited about that! Also, even though what she tells them is true, the Ministry still won't accept that Voldemort is back. ... more>>

A new teacher called Umbridge has been stationed at Hogwarts, and Daisy is going to bring her down! It is Fred and George's last year, and she is going to make it count. She and her twin start up an illegal defence group called Dumbledore's Army and when the Weasley twins leave Hogwarts, Daisy goes with them.

Then, when she and Harry get a vision, they go to the Ministry to 'save' Sirius. And on top of all that, Daisy has to deal with her growing angel powers and confronting her dad ... her real, angel dad... who could that be? Read to find out!

Book songs - Army (Ellie Goulding) and Closer (Tegan & Sara) <<less

Orion is a vampire, whose greatest fear is unwashed villagers with pitchforks. Still, he is strong, avoids the villages and towns, and lives his life, wanting for something more than that. One day, a vampire tries to get in his territory, and he kills him. A small book is the most peculiar loot he got from the fallen bloodsucker. ... more>>

The book promises him that he could be peaceful and accepted by the villagers, as long as he puts in the work. So, he does.

This is a self-help book for vampires, who don't want to get strapped to pyres. If you are a vampire, do read on. If you are not, know that Truck-kun is ever watchful, and you might end up as one in another world. So, this book will be helpful for you, in that case.

(Seeing as a couple of people asked for this book, I will finish it. I promise.)
The novella is complete and with 33 chapters.

Updated daily at 10 am ESST. <<less

Londoner Jackie Wordsworth is a fairly ordinary young adult. Single. Unemployed. Sharing an apartment with her twin sister. A bit of a geek. As such, she couldn't be farther from most people's perception of a warrior.... more>>

But all that changes when she encounters a powerful witch from another dimension named Sumire Shakespeare, who spirits her away to the world of Phantasia, a place that feels as if it was lifted straight from the pages of Jackie's favorite fantasy novel.

Why does Sumire want Jackie specifically to become a warrior? And what is Phantasia's connection to the magical land featured in Jackie's favorite author's books? As Sumire and her maids teach Jackie how to channel an alternate-persona known as a "kinkind", the answers to these questions and more become ever clearer as Jackie and her kinkind find themselves fighting for their lives on this dangerous fantasy stage, where all the demons and witches are merely players...

Cover art by u/Jsjs102 <<less