Suddenly reincarnated as a vampire baby in a fantasy setting and changing my gender in the process?
Realizing that I was a cannon fodder for a game?
Who cares, I didn't do nothing yet so why bother? So instead of interfering with the plot I became a NEET.
After my strict and doting parents became fed-up with my pitiful attitude, I was promptly kicked out my house to be a modeled citizen... or a vampire I guess..
And so, ladies and gentlemen, that is were the problems arises.
So when people say that your parents have you at their heart secretly... I really wanna deck them. Seriously, let me punch them in the face.
Even though it was for my own good, it doesn't really matter if your parents basically fed you to the dogs!
Nobody ever told me how the main characters were annoying without the Cannon Fodder!!
Like seriously... so god-damned annoying!?
(Created my own story for the amusement so don't copy)