A State College student loses his family and hits rock bottom. No longer caring what happens anymore, he resigned to plan his own suicide until a friend interferes and changes everything.... more>>

Written by MrSimple
(No editor for this one.) <<less

When there’s a precious loved one’s life in danger, the impossible happened… but not without a Halloween’s night of witchcraft gone haywire giving that little miracle a helping hand. A dressed up small knight struggles to save their abducted big sister from a very real monster before it is too late. (Based off of the events in “Monster Mash — a TG Mixtape” by various authors and edited by Trismegistus Shandy: http://www.tgstorytime.com/viewstory.php?sid=4838 )... more>>

Written by MrSimple
Edited by Trismegistus Shandy and Rellawing <<less

Follow a tale of one’s journey from a rowdy ship’s toilet to the stormy seas until being stranded on an island with a feuding father and daughter. Of course, to give credit to the title, this story is told from the point of view of an egg.... more>>

A SSSC II submission.

Written by MrSimple
Advised by night0w1
Edited by Trismegistus Shandy

Updated: Removed the Gender Bender tag. There is some of that, but a small amount and it’s not the focus of the story. <<less

Carlton Yeeves is an adult man that still lives with his mother. He is a self proclaimed professional novel critic, and after seeing how shitty Isekai protags are, he wanted to go to another world and start his own adventure.... more>>

Unbeknownst to him, fate had different plans. <<less

Ranger General Sylvanas Windrunner is tortured by her past, forced to repeatedly face the atrocities she had done in the wake of her mission against the living. Her shattered soul now has to answer to itself, past against the present... and it is thirsty. Is she going to accept her crimes and move forward with her head held high? Would that even be possible?... more>>

Alternatively, have you ever wanted to tell Sylvanas to screw herself? Then this is the story for you! <<less

Niklaus is a typical orc in an untypical age. Although he has a wife, twin sons, and an office job, his blood longs for the... more>> ancient ways. For bloodshed and the glory of battle. As the petty frustrations and humiliations of modern life mount, Nik is on track for an explosive eruption when old ways meet new. <<less

Lone survivor of a genocidal war, the Man--thought doomed to wander the plains of Kelengan until death--survives with the help from one of Humanity's many enemies.... more>>

This short story/borderline novella was created as a restricted exercise that I forced upon myself a few years back:
1) Only gave myself 2 hours to write each day across 7 days; 14 hours total to write, proofread, and edit.
2) Challenging myself to create a story with characters whose names aren't given (this was inspired by Mamare Touno's Maoyuu Maou Yuusha and written before Goblin Slayer was first fan-translated into English).

Contains: Oppai Loli, Bunny Girls, Bad Writing <<less

The Prince and The Whore... more>>

Valentine's Special <<less

This for me is the Absolute perfect closure for this masterpiece--... more>>

millions of years after The Storyline of Reverend insanity, Fang yuan finally Achieves "True Eternal Life"

Fang yuan had already achieved longevity + invincibility 3 million years after the storyline but It was Not True Eternity!

So here is the Complete End of Reverend insanity and Journey to Eternal Life

-better experienced with your favourite epic music-
recom: as we fall by league, ketsuraku automation, millenia by hi-finesse <<less

Disclaimer: My want to feminize Geology students is purely theatrical, but if I did have to basement one for some reason, it would be very easy.... more>>

All characters belong to Alyson Greaves and her “The Sisters of Dorley” series. <<less

A Very Short Story:
A union of two powerful gang clans is about to commence. However, Rodger and Mikey disapproved of the arrangement and a fight broke out. It caused the two to be punished which might lead to feelings of disgust or appreciation for each other.... more>>

Action, One, Big, Pen.

Wattpad:
Written: 03/03/23
Published: 03/03/23

Neobook:
Written: 03/03/23
Published: 06/16/23

ScribbleHub:
Written: 03/03/23
Published: 06/16/23

Completed

Mature: Swearing. Lots of it! And Violence of course. <<less

This is a one shot for a series I wish to write. There are two other series right now that I still want to put... more>> a lot of love into while I write this next one, but I think I will write the other ones in times where I must rest myself between chapters of Scrawled Passages. Dylan and Wiisegaate are my comfort stories, and this Scrawled Passages will be my first project. I hope to prepare multiple chapters before its release, and then I will continue making more after. It has been a while since I got back to writing, and my recent break was devoted to my special interests, and I'm ready to change that a bit. But keep expecting more from me on everything I'm writing, and look forward to other eventual projects later in the future. <<less

Erin helps her wife Rosie get her job as leader of the Applied Demonology Project back by summoning a demoness with a penchant for recieving oral from humans.... more>>

Content warnings:
*Excessive amounts of sloppy blowjobs
*Excessive amounts of cum too
*Some mild cucking <<less

A hired gun hooks up with girl for rough sex. She doesn't do attachments. But things don't stop there. ... more>>

A trans lesbian story.

Inspired by / in conversation with unreleased work by @NightAnemone (twitter handle)

_Content Warning_
* One use of the T-slur
* Mild description of rough sex <<less

On the day the brave defenders of Super Earth lost Malevelon Creek there were many who fought till the last evacuation; this story follows the... more>> journey of one such legend. <<less

In a constantly transforming world, where reality being altered was noticed by no one, Daniel knew and made the best out of his situation until his life changed forever.... more>>

Written by MrSimple
Edited by Trismegistus Shandy <<less

Adam isn't very self-confident, but still has the courage to ask his neighbor for a date. "Icy" Ivy refuses. Adam takes it poorly, lashing out... more>> and demeaning her harshly. She punishes him by showing him what life is like for the fairer sex, in hopes that he'll learn a lesson. To her surprise, it awakens sexual feelings in Adam that neither of them anticipated, but are eager to take advantage of nonetheless. <<less

CW: minor transphobia, abusive characters, self harm, depression, dysphoria, forced GB, dark themes, light gore, mind manipulation.
If any of this bothers you I highly suggest not to read.
Three childhood friends, one cis, two trans. Lance ditches his two best friends after they come out, junior year of high school, he becomes a terrible bully and soon learns why he should have been more accepting of the people he once loved so much.... more>>

One-shot short story, wrote this from inspiration I got after having a nightmare. <<less

A Very Short Story:
A woman's resentment sent a man to prison and vows to make his life more miserable.... more>>

Law, Fantasy, Shanniah, Kill, Die.

Wattpad:
Written: 03/01/23
Published: 03/02/23

Neobook:
Written: 03/01/23
Published: 06/16/23

ScribbleHub:
Written: 03/01/23
Published: 06/16/23

Completed

Mature: Gore, mentions of rape, torture and murder. <<less

The story has now been moved to Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B098PLR27F... more>>

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Author's Word:

This story is not a comedy. Now, don't get me wrong, my dear reader; it is funny. Hell, it has even been called downright hilarious by a couple of readers that may or may not have been my mother. But in essence, it is not purely comedy, in the same way that it is not purely tragedy. The Crab Fighter is just an intense story. Sometimes you will laugh like a ticklish hyena and sometimes you will cry as if you're reading this on onion paper. Your blood will boil, you will feel sympathy, pity, and passion, and that's all part of the deal. If you're into that, read ahead.

Now, I know what you're thinking. These are rather bold claims. Can I truly support them?

Oh, my dear reader. I most certainly can. Welcome aboard.

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Synopsis:

A man wakes up in an unknown, fantastical world with blue screens, levels, classes, and absolutely no idea of who he is. Did I mention giant crabs? Worst of all, a series of unfortunate circumstances lead to him adopting an... uncomfortable... name.

In his struggle to survive, he will fight his way through crab dens, forests, towns, and sewers. He will befriend barbaric orcs and smug outcasts, sneakily sneak into the enemy's heart of operations, fight against monsters and stand for what is right. Besides, if he just so happens to amusingly and quite epically turn the world on its head while doing so... Eh, it happens.

But all that is only provided he survives his first day in the world of Peras. Will he live and thrive, enjoying an epic lifetime of razor-sharp adventure and manly brotherhood? Or will he be turned into crab food on the very first day of his existence?

And what's a modern-day sailor doing there?!

Join our unfortunately named friend and find out... Adventure's waiting!

~Reject humanity, return to crab~

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Meta-sypnosis:

A high-fantasy LitRPG adventure, focusing a bit more on the 'Lit' and less on the 'RPG' for later chapters. We mainly follow the MC's adventures, but significant emphasis is also given to a small, sometimes rotating cast of other characters. While the story's main genre is definitely an adventure, the theme is dynamic, with different chapters ranging from epic, to wholesome, to hilarious, to dark and action-packed.

Updates are weekly, 06:00 GMT every Sunday. This story is also posted on RoyalRoad.

Please give me feedback, friends, and enjoy! Or, you know... don't. Your call.

Why are you still reading this? I'm running out of words! Just go read the first chapter, goddamnit. <<less

Horror Story from the perspective of a parasite. It isn't very nice. ... more>>

CWs: Flaying, dismemberment, threat of death, choking, mind control, body control, forced feminisation, parasitic infection, cruelty, psychological torture, physical torture, Nonconsent, autocannibalism, sexual assault, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, identity death. <<less

A posthuman, dying as the shockwave of a supernova reaches his starship, awakens to find himself in the body of a little girl on ancient Earth — a girl who was just murdered by marauding invaders from another tribe.... more>>

Written by MrSimple
Edited by Trismegistus Shandy

"I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad too." <<less

Elixir of Agditis Winery, run by the reclusive Felicity Yates, has taken the world by storm. But something seems off. Behind closed doors and within dark cellars simmer stirring secrets. Two investigative journalists learn first hand just what makes Miss Yates’ wine so special.... more>>

This is smut. Do not read if you are under the age of 18.

CWs: mind control, non con, kidnapping <<less

Daniel pressed his lips together angrily - no doctor was going to help change his perception of Vincent, not one! Not after what had happened.... more>> There was no way to make a victim of violence love his aggressor again, no doctor could do that. And what good would that do? Vincent softened towards him only because he was suffering from amnesia, which made him forget Daniel's misdeed, and once he remembered everything in detail, he would cut Daniel slowly this time, pulling out his veins, enjoying the agony with the pleasure of a maniac. <<less

In a place just a little left of normal time and space, you can find Kersi's. Most find it by accident. There are, of course, other ways to find it. Don't bother checking for hours. Kersi's is always open...... more>>

Kersi's, a place of entertainment and diversion for hungry and curious people, gods, and those things in between, welcomes all. A group of unlikely friends from throughout the multiverse meet there on Friday evenings to blow off a little steam...and other things.

[This was originally a part of the shorts collection but I decided it was too long and opted to give it a separate listing, so it is easier to reference later in crossovers and possible sequels.] <<less