some NEET is hit by a truck blah blah blah

How to dig your own grave? —and other life snippets about a villainess who eats death flags for a living.
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Coco is a trash-like existence. Her attitude just makes people around her cough blood. It's Earth's blessing that she died. And her descent is her next world's misfortune.... more>>

She realized that she transmigrated inside an otome game she used to play as Colette Corliss, the villainess. Nothing to worry about. She can just use her game knowledge to avoid death flags or something, right?

It’s just that the plot became nothing but fart. All because she transmigrated in a world where numerous otome games co-exist. A world with plenty of protagonists with different tiers of heroine halos. A bunch of Rival Characters. Love interests confusing who their heroine was. There was only one word to describe her current circumstance. Chaos! But it isn't necessarily a bad thing. She smirked to herself.

"In chaos, I thrive. Duh."

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Content Warning: This novel is absurd. Do not read this at home.

Mostly a parody of isekai'd to games and cultivation worlds.

? Previously known as "Merge Riot!"

This will be reposted on RoyalRoad.com under the username Dalang Tala <<less

The end times are coming, and something has to be done about it. The King has decided to go mad, The Lord Balthazar, and his... more>> envoys have taken it upon themselves to slaughter and slave the dwarves of the Iron foothills, and the dwarven painter Binorthl, the man who ended the war single-handedly has decided to never pick up the brush again. As his son runs away, and as the demon hordes move again, a sinister plan begins to brew, one that threatens to upset all of Volmund.
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Also on webnovel and Royal Road. <<less

A man finds himself alone at the end of a long journey. Just what is he thinking while looking at the horizon?

The natural born shitposter is a master of his craft, a ravenous beast constantly searching for his next kill. Yet, he does not consume flesh...... more>> he devours the attention itself. The (You)s spread throughout his body and encompass his soul, filling that seemingly endless void, but never completely satiating it. Our hero is such a monster. One fateful night, when 420s are blazing, and emotions are running high, he submits a post that changes everything. He finds himself in a world unlike his own. A world where attention itself is the greatest source of power of all, and he just so happens to be the best shitposter of all time. <<less

A creative writing experiment featuring a story from the Point of View of a person who has gone without relationship or affection since high school.... more>> /> You are placed into their shoes and will follow them through their journey of seeing a movie and finding romance along the way. <<less

New chapter every other day!... more>>

Iain Compton never planned to be abducted by an alien spaceship. It just… happened. And now he’s been awakened 22,000 years in the future and half a galaxy away by a pair of oddly human seeming beak nosed aliens and a space ship A.I. that seems to have more than a few screws loose. Oh, and then there's this gorgeous alien woman who he probably shouldn’t trust at all.

His plan is to find a way home to Earth, even if its unlikely to be remotely the same; to find a better class of companions among an often strange and inexplicable galactic community, at least one who won’t use him or sell him out at the first opportunity; and to do something about the parasites in his brain who are supposed to connect him to a library the size of the galaxy, but seem to only be interested in advising that almost everyone and everything he comes across wants to kill him.

But at least he can still send tweets. <<less

No, really!... more>>

After years of hard work and dedication, Shorts Minion is finally getting his very own hit series!

Honest-to-God that's what this is!

I promise it's not just a short story collection, pfffft!

I'd never hire Shorts Minion to introduce my shorts on the sole purpose of him being Shorts Minion! Look how happy he is in the thumbnail. He's positively ecstatic to be the star for once.

You think I'd just take that from him?! <<less

Michael Shagger is a 24-year-old man who aspires to be a shut-in. He hates people, loves games, anime, manga, light novels, and is a man of culture. Aspiring to travel to another world, he prayed for the trucks to guide him to one so he may enjoy life more. Sadly, that did not come true for some time, until he stubbed his toe.... more>>

Offered to travel to an RPG Fantasy realm called Eternatus, he took it along with Status Harvester, a very overpowered skill, or so he believed. <<less

You know this story... it's probably something like this:
A stupendously dense hero is summoned to save a fantasy world from the demon king. Along the way he meets girls who love him for no apparent reason as he bumbles through a variety of fateful - and exceedingly contrived - circumstances along the way.
This is the story, but not MY story. ... more>>

No, I am the (divinely beautiful ;) ) goddess unfortunate enough to have to guide a hero who couldn't tie his own laces; at least, not without a series of female-centric accidents, each contributing by sheer happenstance, towards a perfectly formed bow knot.

Please save me.
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I'm gonna be calling this 'Fail Summon' for short. Editor is Rouge, with a few prereaders to help me!

Currently no cover, but given I'm an illustrator primarily, I can't imagine that will stay the case for long. <<less

Series of prompts I wrote on Reddit.

Carlton Yeeves is an adult man that still lives with his mother. He is a self proclaimed professional novel critic, and after seeing how shitty Isekai protags are, he wanted to go to another world and start his own adventure.... more>>

Unbeknownst to him, fate had different plans. <<less

Yovan is an arcane hunter, a specialist that deals with magic users and magical creatures. Yet, in a world ruled by mages from an outside... more>> world called Earth with godlike powers, he is only looking not to draw attention to himself and enjoy life as much as possible. Unfortunately, an unlucky string of events will make him cross paths with one of the mages, leading to brutal experiments performed on him. With nothing left, Yovan will take up on himself to defeat the mages and get rid of the evil from another world. <<less

*This story is not on hiatus, it's continued on webnovel.com and there are 220+ chapters now.... more>>

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

Join the Discord for character art, including R-18 art and animated gifs: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive)

If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1 <<less

An enthusiastic fetus, a rebellious hound, an android child for sale, 'rain' that brings Happiness, a game that claims to be the key to world peace... the connection?... more>>

Cavemen. Perhaps, humans have never left their Cave. Perhaps, Humanity is doomed to witness the same woes, the same horrors, not in a world of stones and bone spears but of androids and artificial rain.

Chilling and metaphorical, this collection of interconnected shorts explores snapshots of the Past and Present and the Future.

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Originally posted on Wattpad
Featured by the following official profiles: _ShortStory_, dystopianapocalypse, Fright, MicroBytes, WattpadAnthologies, ForbiddenWorlds, flashfic

DISCLAIMER:
This collection contains violence and dark subject matter. Reader discretion is advised. All rights reserved. <<less

Around the turn of the millennia, a fraction of children had developed powers beyond human limitations. Some used them in a responsible way, others abused them with impunity. Most were simply confused, so they turned to the modern mythology: The superheroes and supervillains.... more>>

Two decades later, detective Morgan Sun finds herself pursuing a vigilante who declared a one-man war on crime. When his self-destructive rampage threatens to drown the city in blood, her chase turns into a race against time - and against an Empowered enemy who outmatches her in every way.

The only silver lining is, Morgan has superpowers too – even if she has to wrinkle her nose every time she uses them!

Cover © Eleven_M.A. SCENT logo made on request by yunachu (https://www.wattpad.com/user/Yunachu). Bottom left corner portrait made on request by JaxCreation (https://www.scribblehub.com/profile/41371/jaxcreation/). <<less

A light satirical take on the Wuxia genre and its tropes.... more>>

Seni is hung up on his past glories before it all went wrong - before he became an herb farmer living in semi-seclusion. His only friend is a middle-aged man who acts as the chief of an unremarkable village not too far away. Unfortunately, as much as he would have liked, he did not ever find himself in the distant past to fix his younger self's mistakes.
One fateful day, he comes across an artifact that the Immortals would sacrifice millions of lives to obtain, which thrusts him in the middle of an internal war deep within the heart of the Empire.

Author's Note: I'm writing this story mainly for criticism and practice, as there's this sci-fi story I'd like to write sometime in the future. If you're looking for a story that is meant to be taken seriously by both the author and the reader, do yourself a favor and skip this. <<less

Ansibby Falofa chooses to honour the passing of her heritage by inviting guests to witness the last Battle of the Spoons. Seeing matters through fresh... more>> eyes, lady's maid Midgy makes a telling suggestion and a cat stuck up the doomed Tree of Life helps a people rediscover their past. There are lots of balloons and a suggestion gourd too! <<less

At 18 years old, Owen found himself mysteriously reincarnated after dying from unknown causes. Upon entering Adrios, Owen was blessed with the legendary ability of 'Creation', which was intended to be used against the two Demon Lords.... more>>

However, instead of being the legendary hero, Owen decides to forsake his quest and become a Merchant!

Utterly confused by the hero's choice, the Goddess Of Justice decides to follow Owen until he finally accepts his quest!

But as Owen and Goddess Justine explore the continent, they quickly realize that life as a merchant is anything but typical!

Follow this satirical, comedy isekai as Owen begins his bizarre road to riches!
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[Adventum Contest Entry] <<less

A satiric fantasy following Randy Ditty, a soldier in the Amricean Army, during the advent of the Kreyan War (1955).

Why on earth would Lady Sunshine, hailing from the desert Winkel of Greetiyah, enter the most fiercely contested swim challenge in Winkel World history? Perhaps... more>> pride and glory dazzled her. Or possibly she had to because none of her friends were foolish enough to volunteer for a contest called by some the Drowning Games. <<less

Ten years ago, the Age of Old Kings fell asunder. Abled-men with steel and magic toppled the monarchs of yesterday, sending them spiraling down the arcades of oblivion. With siege after siege, no banner stood against the change led by Haelrhyx Magna, the Kingslayer. He, his second-in-command Xasne Daidroxa, and his many generals used the tools of war to carve a new future, one in their very image.... more>>

Then years now, with King Alteria the Old's throne underneath Haelrhyx's ass, he and his wife Xasne tackle the greatest challenge of all:

Boredom.

He expected a life of skullduggery and infighting, of war rooms and politics, and of assassins trying to take his life.

He got bagels, his wife, and assassins trying to take his life.

Sigh.

Of Crowns and Rascals, everyone. <<less

Yi Zen has a problem, his mother is too powerful! In a world where martial strength rules, and everyone is born with their own unique “Skill,” his overbearing and overprotective mother has the strongest Skill and is the world’s greatest hero!... more>>

Yi Zen, who’s Skill is Zero, can’t escape his mother’s gigantic shadow, and he is constantly made fun of for his lack of power by other students. Forcefully enrolled in the hero academy as everyone expected him to be as strong as his mom, he just wants to relax and live a normal life.

The awkward comedy of a boy trying to have a normal teenage life but his mom won’t leave him alone in a wuxia world begins! <<less

Alternate title; "I can't believe my studies of the esoteric got me sent to a Cultivation World!"... more>>

Nerdy, chuunibyou 13 year old Colt Emerson is a self proclaimed occultist. At school, he's laughed at. But there are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. What is a boy to do when he's sent to a world of martial arts and violence, especially when he's a pacifist? A xianxia/xuanhuan isekai satire story. <<less

Esper experiences a multitude of out of body experiences and makes curious discoveries. Some things only humans do, like enjoy the minty bits in ice... more>> cream and put fellow creatures in cages, and some things only birds do, like fly and peck at things. Both though are prone to the feeding frenzy. And flash mobbing. <<less