You've probably heard this sort of story before.... more>>

Once upon a time, blah blah blah a boy and a girl fell love and everything was beautiful and perfect, except for this thing called life getting in their way.

He was this cool foreign prince and she was basically perfect. Really it's a very boring run of the mill story. I'll even spoil it for you, they kill the villianness at the end.

Not the type of story I'd read personally.

So where do I fit into this?

Apparently I'm her older twin sister and the very very lucky fiance to the foreign prince. You know, the dead villainess? Sucks I know.

Now I get to do it all over again from the beginning.

Curse my life

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Let's get the worst of it out of the way first: This is a boring story, very tedious, mundane and downright just boring. It's too slow, the characters are too confusing & make possibly retarded choices. It's an isekai/reborn type Slice of Life novel that plays on the villainess noble girl trope but the MC gets no OP cheats, no magical powers, not even some satisfying face slapping or such self-fulfillment fantasy. Wow, I'm doing a terrible job advertising this thing.

This is an awkward novel, the pacing is slow, and there are no time skips. For some reason still, I really love this little story I'm making.

Talk to me about UT on:
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What would a Xianxia MC do?... more>>

Seriously, what would they do? Asking for a friend. <<less

Now we’ve all heard stories about people who died and were born again with their memories intact. The form of the reincarnator changes from story to story: human, elf, orc, slime, vampire, goblin; you name it, someone wrote it. But what if you were reborn in the most common of houshold objects?... more>>

What would happen if someone reincarnated as a fork?

Please note that the content warnings are for the rare times I include such things in the story, they are not frequent occurrences.

Extra note: starts off pretty slow. I’m hoping to eventually get around to editing/re-writing the first few chapters. <<less

“Everyone wants to help someone; be someone. Sometimes it's possible, sometimes the tides of fate take over. How does it feel⁠— being at the hands of fate for an entire life. I wonder, how would it be? To be free…” ⁠— Leah... more>>

Unbeknownst to him being reincarnated in the middle of an ancient process; a sacred ritual, a ritual that has been disrupted⁠ and broken. Born as a natural enemy of humanity, and now an enemy of its own kind. In a world ran by weird laws and an odd system. How will he get out of this mess?

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Upgrade path to dungeon failed?! Like I'd care!

[Title acquired⁠⁠—
Don't give me a stupid title!

Ehh... I became a girl?! Although, that's the least of my worries…
What's wrong with being a different race?! It's because of the ears, isn't it?! That isn't it either, perhaps if I didn't have so many enemies I would understand.

Discord: https://discord.gg/HuhTD6d <<less

After going through the trouble of defeating the Demon Lord, a former regular high school boy Minase Jin was forcefully sent back to his old homeworld.... more>>

Second Tempest Contest Entry: Genre choices - 1) Non-mainstream weapons, 2) Duality of a secret life

PayPal link: PayPal.Me/blackout085059

Cover art generated by AI. <<less

"Let me check real quick if I got what you said... Not only I'll be stuck forever in a fucking cave because I'll become immortal, I won't have any contact with humans and if someone hits me hard enough I die for good? Are you fucking mental?"
"Nah, that's pretty much it, good luck. See you again when you die."
"You fucking assh-.."... more>>

Yelp. Now I'm stuck in this dungeon forever, what the heck is there to do here?

This novel is avaliable in RoyalRoad and Webnovel.
Early Access and Exclusive 18+ Content on Patreon. <<less

A girl wakes up in a prison where people are being executed. With no memories of anything she escapes with the help of a System that grants her what she needs. ... more>>

She settles in as an Adventurer and figures out how the world works. She learns how to mange her "Points"

The only thing she can trust is the System that helps her survive.

*Not my picture. If someone can link me with artist I'd be grateful* <<less

38-year old Minato has failed miserably in life. ... more>>

—But on the day he had planned to end it all, Minato is mysteriously transported back to the time of his middle-school years. Back to the years where it all went wrong.

Minato quickly realizes this was his second chance at life, a re-do to take his revenge on those who wronged him.
With his past memories, as well as assistance from a strange power called the "Flag Correction System", Minato will make full use of this guidebook that teaches Minato the future.

From how to defeat his former enemies, to a full walkthrough teaching him how to conquer women, Minato will obtain what was once unattainable!

Updates: https://discord.gg/aXz8qyB <<less

A/N: Extremely slow updates, if any at all, since I'm totally lacking motivation or drive to write anything right now. I cannot guarantee that this'll ever be finished ... sorry, maybe I'm just not fit for writing anything that's longer than 50k or 80k words.... more>>

!Mokuton !UzumakiChains !NarutoxOc !Plotholes !Fluff !WhatAmIDoing !OccasionalDarkness !AU

Scientist of the Root created a perfect weapon for Konoha under the orders of Danzo Shimura.
After countless tries and making use of the last bit of their materials, they finally succeed at the perfect merge of Uzumaki and Senju blood.
However, during the last sequence of the procedure, something went wrong ... a soul from another world awakened instead, causing their experiment to be a failure ...
After some initial problems, the female 'weapon' was then adopted into the Senju clan, feeling warmth and safety in her new Mom's embrace.
After always having struggled with finding a will to live, she may finally find it here, in her second life.
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I do not own the cover. Updates come when they are ready.
I will try not following Canon too much this time, though that may mean that chapters will be less frequent and there will certainly be more plotholes.
Please make sure to know that this is an Alternative Universe, so not everything is like it is in Canon. <<less

Ben Davenport’s dreams of being an artist are almost crushed, until a mysterious woman offers him his deepest desires... but with a catch. Now, Ben... more>> must hide his true identity from a group of people who quickly become family, or else be cast out forever. <<less

The kingdom of Underhill has a problem. A problem that lies within its people - specifically, its women. Having fallen under a curse put upon... more>> them, no woman in the kingdom is able to bear child. That was 10 years ago, and the love that once filled people's hearts has been replaced by the bitter bile of hatred. Those who seek to leave an imprint upon this world now find themselves aging away, without any next generation to replace them. But now, a spark of hope has begun to burn in those people's hearts when one unique elven girl might be the solution to all their woes - that is, if she is even willing. <<less

A cynical youth struggling to find meaning in his life dies horribly in a car accident, only for his soul to transmigrate into the body of a dead scavenger in a futuristic, apocalyptic world.... more>>

"If this is what hell looks like, then I'll seriously be disappointed," were some of the first words to leave his mouth as he opened his eyes, finding himself in a foreign world waiting to be explored! <<less

After Being away from Civilization, I finally mustered enough courage to talk to people, only to end up finding out that humanity is doomed and overrunned by zombies and mutants alike.... more>>

I tried to find survivors, only to end up running into a girl who can cut humongous monstrosities into pieces. This was the start of my adventure, into a world where I'm too out of touch with the current society. The monsters I had to fight couldn't be compared to the monsters next to me.

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Will Try to at least post 1 chap per day. <<less

The Prince of Noc has died.... more>>

With his last breaths, he kneeled before the of the goddess as he pleaded to her with all his heart- "dear goddess, please bring back my most precious thing."

He didn't expect much, but as he miraculously opened his eyes again with new life, he knew the Goddess answered him. She had fulfilled his wish....

The Prince smiled as his eyes filled with hope. His son... he will find him.

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The Duke of Sol watched the Prince die.

Holding his corpse as he buried his chin into the others neck, he resentfully stared at the goddess statue above- "oh goddess, I will bring him back."

He knew not to expect much, that he probably couldn't do anything. He worked for years, slowly losing hope that he could save him. But one day, the corpse of the his prince woke up and ran away.

The Duke breathed deeply, almost not daring to believe it. The Prince was back... he must find him.

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**frivolous glib-tongued bastard x lazy stone-faced bastard

**Containing: A Couple fine lads, couple handsome lasses, couple plots, couple characters, couple pages of triva, couple mysteries, couple fantasy elements, couple couples and too many flashbacks.

**illustrated by yours truly~ Please don’t fall in love with me~

**Ah, also this is a BL so have fun with that~

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**STATUS
—— Volume one: mostly complete(Doing some mild re-writing and editing) + releasing
—— Volume two: WIP
—— updates every 6th (every ~10 days) (currently not on schedule) <<less

I was a common shlub. With a boring routine of going to work, coming back. masturbating and going back to sleep. After the tenth anniversary... more>> of doing the same thing, With no other form of entertainments. I was suddenly beset with intense bad luck. Cars trying to run me over, Wild animals running after me on the street, Stray bullets from a terrorist attack. What finally got me was tripping on a pebble. Hitting my head with on the wall and falling face first on a puddle. After a few second a meteor landed right on me and the building exploded right next to me from a gas leak. <<less

Over three-hundred years ago, the necromancer, Emperor Keir, almost took over the entire continent of Erebu. It took a coalition of nations from all over the world to defeat him and his army of mindless undead and loyal living subjects. But that was not the end of him, he created a 'Heart' to safely hold his soul, which would allow him to return to life later. ... more>>

In the present day, an army of demons have slaughtered their way across the continent. Most of the human inhabitants are dead, a few million survive in strongholds waiting for a miracle, and the rest of the world has abandoned the continent. In desperation the Eldritch Council, which was formed to prevent the spread of necromancy and ensure Keir would never be released, has resurrected the one time Emperor.

Now Keir has to use his powers to save the continent from an endless tide of demons, while dealing with allies who don't trust him, and under the effect of several geas that limit his actions and plans.

At least these problems put being resurrected as a woman into perspective.

*Updated every Tuesday night. <<less

UNKNOWN VILLAIN VS HERO (The Sythrian Arc)... more>>

Note: [Chapters] are very [Short] due to being [Made] [Using] [My] [Phone]

Recommend: [Using] [Your] [Phone] to [Read] [Novel]
Recommend: [Using] [Your] [Phone] to [Read] [Novel]

[Cover Art] is [Subject To] [Copyright] [©]
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In a world that defies logic, a man unknowingly submits to a supernatural survey, selecting Shiraori from "Kumo Desu ga, Nani ka?" as his chosen character. Little does he know, his choices will thrust him into a realm where cultivation, magic, and eldritch horrors collide. Now become Shiraori herself, she is hailed as an outer god, sowing chaos, gathering disciples and followers. As the threads of destiny weave a tapestry of power and mystery, she must navigate a treacherous path of ascension, all while discovering the true purpose behind his reincarnation.... more>>

Disclaimer: This is a male-to-female gender bender story with Yuri elements.

The story is inspired by Kumo Desu ga, Nani Ka? (So I'm a spider, So What?) and Lord of the Mysteries but most of it is original. Other than the protagonist being Shiraori, nearly everything is created from scratch. Even stuff like LoTM pathways and sefirah are entirely original without adapting them directly from their respective works.

Finally, this story also takes some inspiration from the fanfic 'Take Eldritch Surveys! Noted’.

The image does not belong to me. <<less

When Hyde ends up in the land of the night, their diplomatic quest to Zourian Kingdom is put on hold. Accompanied by his sister, a butler with their own agendas and ten soldiers— they're all about to face something worse than political power plays. ... more>>

A land where the goddess of Nyx slumbers, a land rampant with the undead and creatures of the night. Their Majesty seemed to forget to mention this.

Armed with nothing but a bow and some archery skills, Hyde has to survive to live the tale. <<less

The world is a complicated place. And Oliver realizes there's far more to reality than he ever knew when he finds out that the haunted house on the hill is home to a young witch.... more>>

With his life turned on end, he's thrust into a new foreign world of magic and witchcraft, but what role does he play in all of this? <<less

After dying, a girl reincarnates into the world of an otome game she had played in her previous life. The catch? She was reincarnated into... more>> the body of one of the game's love interests. Thrust into a brutal underworld and unloving home worthy of the tragic love interest character, she must struggle against a world poised to kill her at any moment while dealing with her gender swap in a medieval world of nobles and knights. Compared to that, the villainess has it easy. <<less

Would you like it if today you suddenly went from being normal to becoming a God? Before you answer, the catch is there’s an apocalypse coming and you have to recruit Earth’s greatest ancient Generals and Gods into your army to prevent it. Wait, one more catch, it turns out most of them are dirtbags and trolls. I’m warning you, maybe you should read the story before you answer.... more>>

This satire/action/adventure contains brutal battles, beauties, cultivation, mythology, magic, divine weapons, Gods from many regions, world creation, conspiracy theories, sci-fi tech, vampires, werewolves, giant monsters, and many other bastards. Oh and it’s based on real history, myths, and legends.

*A new chapter daily Mon-Wed by 1 PM Est.(GMT-4). <<less

Whether it be killing slimes, slaying goblins, or... betraying heroes, I personally couldn't care less. It's stale. So damn stale that I'll throw up if I see even one more of them.... more>>

Have you ever considered what it's like to be the guide NPC in a stupid VRMMORPG who does this with every run-of-the-mill rando hero that is "summoned" to your world? I can affirmatively say after one million heroes, I'm in hell.

Haaaah. In the beginning, it was fresh and exciting to go on a long adventure, but now, I'd rather just go to a bar and drink all my problems away.

Volume 1 Available on Amazon/Kindle Unlimited
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08K3TPKBN

If you enjoy psychological horror you might enjoy my other series on SH.
My Psychotic Ghost Girlfriend an Isekai Experiment Gone Wrong
https://www.scribblehub.com/series/171572/ <<less

The year is 2097, full-immersive games have reached the peak of their popularity before the "accident" would happen killing dozens of people.... more>>

What they didn't know that those killed, didn't die but sent to new worlds or trapped within other games.

Two of these people was Joseph and Hannah, the pair becoming stuck within their a game.
But both will find that this world makes no sense even within 40k. So it make complete sense.

Thrown into a world were might makes right will the pair be able to forge a world that any servant of the Imperium of Man could recognized.

"What forsaken feudal world am I on?"
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Hello My Dear Readers

This is a remake that was voted by my readers and i hope to make this story better. <<less

Zeel Crawford was unable to experience emotions the same way everyone did, so when the Universe was coming to an end and he had finally discovered the will to stay alive, he ventured into the wide Multiverse in search of meaning.
In search of his people.
In search of fulfilment.
But instead, he found love in Alice. ... more>>

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