Don't expect too much from this abomination.... more>>

As the name of this fiction suggests, the title I go by in heaven is the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus. I work as a life counselor for trash waifus in case you were slow and didn't catch on.

If you have any suggestions or ideas for scenarios you want to get some really shitty life counseling for, feel free to leave them in the comments and I might make a chapter around the scenario. Really though, don't expect any legit advice. It'll all be awful. Do not follow any suggestions given by this irresponsible god.

Please be advised, author takes no responsibility if someone decides to follow the shit-tier advice of the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus.

If this isn't your cup of tea, feel free to check out my more tame stories. They cover various different genres such as Action, Adventure, Comedy, Isekai, LitRPG, Mystery, Psychological Horror, Romance, Satire, Slice of Life, Supernatural, and Wuxia.
https://www.amazon.com/Kira-Minoru/e/B07VS3Y18W <<less

Meet John an everyday teen that went from having a normal life to being paralyzed and an orphan.... more>>

Now, without much hope left, he decides to risk it all to test the first deep dive system ever created. Accepting all the risks of plugging your brain into a computer just to walk and be normal again he gave his ok.

Now Locked into a world he can't escape from (in a girl character he made) John now called Alice, is left to figure out what is going on and why this world and its people are so real if it is simply a computer game.

In a world where everything is not as it seems will he be able to survive, love or even find a pair of pants?

If you have suggestions or issues just post them and I will take a look :) <<less

I am Tachibana Kyou, the likable, klutzy, perverted, dense character.
Of course, my character traits do not stop there. I'm a genius who can become any character I put my mind to be—Acting talents perfect for a "mob", the crucial role that hooks up the main characters with the girls around them.... more>>

Indeed, moving from school to school throughout my life to fulfill my passion, I have truly become the Modern Cupid! And for another year in this new high school, I decided to step up a level this time: Aim for a HAREM SHURABA, a situation that any guy would dream of!

Things were surely going according to plan...
And yet, why are the girls killing their love interests instead of confessing their love?
Why are they looking at me so strangely? Why do they even know where I live?!
...WHO ON EARTH ARE THESE GIRLS?!

This is a side-story I made for fun.
(All art in this novel is AI-generated/edited)
Updates: https://discord.gg/aXz8qyB <<less

Asylums. Narcotics. Forbidden love. And a whole bunch of mad hatters ready to plunge the world's magical underbelly into unrepairable mayhem. Fortunately, nothing is ever too hard with a system backing you up—especially when your moral values are skewed, and the only enemy standing in your way to the top is time. ... more>>

[Warning: this web novel will contain incest + yandere harem.]

Discord -> https://discord.gg/mkaJpcaQQ2 <<less

On her last breath, she thought, "it wouldn't matter if I died." But when her eyes opened again, a baby clung onto her out of nowhere. They said it was her twin sister!?-Cross that- She became a baby? -Cross that- A whole bunch of clingy family members popped out of nowhere! After her brain started functioning as- per-normal she realized….... more>>

‘My career is useless in this world.’
‘What nation’s most beloved actress?’

USELESS USELESS USELESSSS!
She’ll be killed if she doesn’t fight!

But as the years went by…

‘CAPTAIN! Your younger sister got caught in a minefield!’
‘WHATTTTTTTT!!!!!!’

‘COLONEL! Your brother’s hair is caught on fire!!’
‘WATER! WATER! GET WATER!’

But why…
Can they not leave her alone!?!
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A heartwarming yet bloody story about an alexithymia actress (A person incapable of feeling emotions) reincarnating into another world to restart her life all over again. Unbeknownst to her, there was something else seriously wrong with her body plus this world wasn't peaceful like her former world! What can, she, an actress, do but grit her teeth to become stronger! She can't just die again!
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Disclaimer: This novel starts with the MC as a baby. A fluffy start you may say. Age progresses with every book! <<less

A humble [Maid] in a backwater household, Fayette was resigned to living the dull life of a proper domestic servant, slowly leveling as she cleaned the estate. However, everything changes after she discovers another path in a sudden monster attack.... more>>

What if she were to take a more... direct approach to cleaning the filth plaguing this world?
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What to expect from this novel:

-Household skills put to gruesome use in combat.
-A bit of GL romance. Eventually.
-Guillotines. Eventually.

Cover commisioned from @Risukasa_nen <<less

I reincarnated into a world but I had no talent. As I try to navigate my way through life I ended up attracting yanderes...... more>>

Current Schedule: Aiming for 7 chapters/ week

Discord: https://discord.gg/B746MyApVS

Cover image is AI Generated. <<less

Death and Taxes. ... more>>

The two insurpassable laws of the universe.

So long as humans exist in this world, these things will remain.

However, there is a 3rd law which has always, and will always implement itself on people.

Suffering.

Reincarnated in a new world, five people are forced to learn this the hard way.

Placed on 'Nightmare mode' and being reincarnated as monsters, they are forced to survive under incomprehensible conditions.

However it is only through suffering, that we grow as people.

And it is only through suffering, that we truly become monsters.

"Nightmare mode.... eh? Tell me, what exactly was this mode supposed to mean again? Were our lives supposed to become nightmares?"

Without suffering, there is no change in anything.

"Or were we supposed to become the nightmares?"

This is the story of the antiheroes. <<less

“I'm cold and hungry.” ... more>>

That single thought of hers ignited the beginning. The beginning of what, you ask? Haha, how innocent.

She was great— No, no, no, that was an insult to the utter majesty she possesses. She is perfection itself; academics, beauty, ability, she had them. Yet perfection has problems in and of itself; not even she can escape the cruel irony of life. That's when things take an odd twist.

On a fateful day, she and her classmates transferred over to another world! A tale as old as time itself, no? It was the stereotypical setting; the king and his knights welcomed the bewildered heroes in a grand room. Unlike her companions, she was an exception— She was starving, furious, and observant. Who wouldn't be? But their objectives were clear; slay some form of a "Demon King". Somehow, whilst on her quest for knowledge, she obtains the privilege of obtaining power that causes the collapse of the relationship between her and the kingdom, leading to the chaotic aftermath of a disaster. A vendetta forms inside of her; one that would shake the world to its core ...

"How unsightly."

Who is she? What are these terms? Why is this happening? How will she squash the balance of power? Questions upon questions. Simply read to understand

What to expect;

> Hunger and thirst for the flesh and blood of the innocent (Light-hearted 'eating' scenes.)

> The isekai's main character not taking the 'i'm going to become an adventurer!' route (seriously, what's up with isekais and adventurer mc's?)

> A fantasy world which is basically a cut-out of Europe but with more fantasy

> Working in the fantasy version of Germany (totally not because i'm German)

> Many unanswered questions and cliff-hangers

>Gore

>Blood

>Some more blood

Information on Updates and other fun shit: https://discord.gg/NdxjsmmKq9 <<less

Name: Katie Lockwood.
Gender: Female.
Profession: Badass.
Hobby: Stick my pen into my palm and twist it three turns.
Follow the masochist Katie as she... more>> slashes and dashes across the Supernatural world and discover her true identity. <<less

Haitus... more>>

A world with crazy Goddesses, a continent where dangers are always around.

"What am I gonna do now?"

Christopher, the author of Auburn War, asked himself. He reincarnated in a body of a drunkard and death always follows him. How can he survive in this crazy world that he created? How can he protect the family that he swore to protect? Watch Christopher as he changed every scenario that he himself created.

"Ah, how ironic, I'm begging in front of the character that I made..."

You can find this story in Webnovel and Royalroad.

(Note: inspired by Trash of the Count's Family, Novel's Extra, and Lord of Mysteries. I hope you like it. I'm an amateur and not native in english so if you have some thoughts and opinions, you can ask me. If you find some wrong grammar, I will correct it. I don't know if you like my story..... but please stay with me.)

The cover is not mine, I just saw it on Google. Credits to the real owner.

Advance ten chapters on Patreon.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/EAcYxbG36Y <<less

A special ops soldier is suddenly told that he only has 3 months to live. But lady luck gave him a second chance. He can... more>> get 1 minute per day that he can do whatever he wants with it! Also, he gets early access to a system shop! But there is a catch. 1 year later, the world is going to enter an apocalypse. Would he try and save the world? Destroy it? Or Maybe just not give a flying fuck.
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Mutants, zombies, monsters, and humans will try and kill you.
Descriptive gore, sex, foul language, drugs, and alcohol are in abundance in the novel.
An unintelligent system, with a system store, getting points for killing and completing quests.
A protagonist that is not harem seeking, but seeking sex and killing. A psychopath.
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All rights reserved
This novel is exclusive to Scribble Hub, and this will not change. I do not agree with it being on any other site.
This is a work of Fiction. No character here is real. Consider this happening in another universe or parallel world.
And no, I don't speak Spanish. <<less

It's kill or be eaten.... more>>

Jenny has enough problems: her crazy mother, graduation and prom, and an embarrassing crush on her best friend.
But when a freak earthquake rips her high school out of New York, none of that seems to matter. Instead, Jenny comes face to face with a nightmarish threat: Angels that want to feast on human flesh.

Welcome to the Veil
The Survival Challenge is in effect
The victor shall be rewarded

Human Population Remaining: 851 <<less

[SUSPENDED]... more>>

Mayuri starts writing a diary. She's writing eveything that happens inside it.
Mayuri has a collection of Diaries, all of them filled with her thoughts. All of them filled with her love... For her Big Sister
Slowly she starts forgetting about the diary...but the traces of horror are still inside for someone brave enough to open it.

[NOTE]
It can be disturbing, so be advised.

This is a pseudo-incest and yuri romance, the main character is not a hero so be warned.

The inspiration for this novel is, writing about something I couldn't find anywhere but wanted to read something like this. So, I thought well, why not just make one!.

Character Sketches(More will be added with time) - https://imgur.com/a/AEtlDlX <<less

Don't Feed The Dark Has Officially Ended... more>>

Something malevolent has awoken in Northeast Ohio. Former acquaintances, neighbors, loved ones—all at random—transform into flesh-craving monsters hell bent on devouring the living. Corpses are rising from their places of unrest. Nocturnal animal-man hybrids hunt in packs. The dead are awakening from within the living…

By morning, the sun weeps over streets splattered blood-red as an unsettling silence soon follows, lulling the broken remains of society into believing the blood bath is over.

As a second wave approaches, a handful of survivors from all walks of life must put aside their differences and band together to escape the pending slaughter while storm clouds begin to gather from within their fragile community. Some who were once respectable in the eyes of society will devolve into madness while the despicable rise to the occasion in a world no longer respecting of persons.

It is their world now. The dead are hungry and do not discriminate.

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New episodes posted Monday through Friday. <<less

(Also available on Webnovel, and if they ever accept-- RoyalRoad)... more>>

“I'm cold and hungry.”

That single thought of hers ignited the beginning. The beginning of what, you ask? Haha, how innocent.

She was great— No, no, no, that was an insult to the utter majesty she possesses. She is perfection itself; academics, beauty, ability, she had them. Yet perfection has problems in and of itself; not even she can escape the cruel irony of life. That's when things take an odd twist.

On a fateful day, she and her classmates transferred over to another world! A tale as old as time itself, no? It was the stereotypical setting; the king and his knights welcomed the bewildered heroes in a grand room. Unlike her companions, she was an exception— She was starving, furious, and observant. Who wouldn't be? But their objectives were clear; slay some form of a "Demon Lord". Somehow, whilst on her quest for knowledge, she obtains the privilege of obtaining power that causes the collapse of the relationship between her and the kingdom, leading to the chaotic aftermath of a disaster. A vendetta forms inside of her; one that would shake the world to its core ...

"How unsightly."

Who is she? What are these terms? Why is this happening? How will she squash the balance of power? Questions upon questions.

What to expect;

> Hunger and thirst for the flesh and blood of the innocent (Light-hearted 'eating' scenes.)

> A fantasy world which is basically a cut-out of Europe but with more fantasy

> Working in the fantasy version of Germany (someday, in the later chapters)

> Many cliff-hangers

>Gore

>Blood

>Some more blood

> Dungeons

> Cutout HRE

Information on Updates and other fun shit: https://discord.com/invite/tUx689n7Ng <<less

S.H.I.T! I just got Isekai'd into Jojo's Bizarre Adventure!... more>>

I'm just a regular highschooler. How am I supposed to deal with superpowered psychopaths, Ghosts, Vampires, Zombies, and Serial Killers!!???

Wait a sec, before I can even get to any of that, why am I a girl now?! Can I have my Peen back...Please?

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Long time reader, first time author, please leave lots of constructive criticism In the comments. Thanks <<less

Roman of House Trambelio, or Roman Trambelio for conventional reasons happens to be the object of disdain for many a people and rightfully so, born... more>> into a major magus family with a partially defunct leg and lacking one eye, Roman would no doubt be disdained by the mostly elitist and aristocratic Magi.
Maybe even thought of as a breeding mare. The fact that he was engaged already spoke volumes upon volumes regarding that.
But,
It wasn't as if all hope was lost. Yes he was slightly crippled and no type of healing worked but, had anyone sought to understand why it was so? If they did, did they ever succeed?
The truth of it was, they didn't.
Roman had died before and reincarnated, passed through the origin of all creation, the Root, retaining a self. Some part of his soul was sapped hence the dysfunctions but he'd gained much for it, a power that may shake the very world given time to truly manifest.
Question was, what would he do with it? <<less

Romy Takiyama, a 16 year old student American student, visiting Japan, the land where his grandparents migrated from with his classmates, gets involved in things way beyond his understanding. ... more>>

From the supernatural, to aliens to escaped military experiments....

This is the story of Romy and his adventures <<less

She's sentient, formless, and floating through the black void. It's a serene experience. No worries. No hunger. No abuse. But then an excitable message prompt called the System arrives. It wants her to do things and it won't leave her alone.... more>>

Soon enough, our girl finds herself awaken with a tall, strong, and curvy form. It's a body she'll love to enjoy while relaxing. Unfortunately, there's this thing called hunger. And quests. And monsters. And people who want to control her... or slay her.

This is the LitRPG tale of a troubled giantess acquiring power so she can defend her nap time and eat the things that want to hurt her. She might even make friends along the way while she stumbles into tiresome (but sometimes delicious) misadventures of mayhem.

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Chapters 1-16 are the Tutorial Arc. They're a little silly, but it sets up some good drama for the future.

We're currently in the Exploration Arc. This Arc expands upon the world and sees Rhonda grow in unique, unexpected ways. <<less

Niro has always been unlucky. Whether that be his parents leaving him at a young age, him always being weak while growing up, or his... more>> eventual death as he was hit by a bus. He was always unlucky. After his death Niro wakes up in God's living room! God explains that Niro's terrible luck was because of his mistake distributing his luck and fortune. As repentance, God gives Niro a chance to reincarnate in another world and live as he pleases.
"I'll make you the strongest hero with the strongest ability of hypnosis. Live as you please young one."
"Does that mean I can do whatever I want? Even something that would be considered bad?"
"Do whatever you want. Consider it a prize from me" God said as he winked. <<less

Remnya is a girl with horns and a destructive power sleeping within her. Growing up in an orphanage, she has learned to survive and protect the few friends who don't see her as a monster. However, when a mysterious lady adopts her, Remnya discovers how valuable her kind truly is.... more>>

Harried and surrounded by enemies, she must learn to survive in a dark new world, putting her childhood lessons to the test. A war is brewing on the horizon, threatening the lives of those she holds dear. The fate of many rests on the shoulders of a girl that just wanted to be normal.

But Remnya won't surrender. She will protect them at all costs, even if that means abandoning her innocence and awakening the crimson monster living inside her.

She is the girl with the crimson eyes.

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WARNING: This book contains scenes of psychological and physical violence and triggering topics.

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变态 (Biàntài)- Metamorphosis... more>>

1a: change of physical form, structure, or substance especially by supernatural means.

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For 10 days and 10 nights, the whole world was in chaos. The living planet, 'Earth', gained consciousness and was angered by the human race. In order to appease Her, the human governments unified and decided to sacrifice 10,000 people who are highly gifted and orphaned.

After the world crisis, the humans who remained alive thought it was over but the Earth was not yet finish.

The 10,000 humans were resurrected by the Earth-giving them abilities and longer lifespan, they are now the 'new' human race called, 'Biantai'.

Li Bai who accidentally transmigrated into this world, inadvertently uncovered some secrets about the 'Earth' and the 'Biantai'.

Li Bai: System, there's something wrong with this Biantai ah. It seems to wanna eat me.

Agent 013: Son, don't worry. I'll block all my senses so you can enjoy privacy.

Li Bai: Dad, you don't love me anymore (╥_╥)

Tags:
•Slight gore
•Facecon Protagonist
•Psychopaths everywhere
•Happy Ending <<less

While the world faces a great crisis, one man who should already be dead finds himself returning to man's roots out in the wild. The only problem is... his psychotic ex tagged along with him for the ride.... more>>

Volumes Available on Amazon/Kindle Unlimited
1: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07YL46WWL

2: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08317X2TK

1 + 2 Discounted Bundle: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08318K49V

3M: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08B3WV5TH

3E: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08B4KQ9LH

Volume 1 prequel, "There’s No Way My Girlfriend’s a Psychopath,"
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CXM3XZY <<less

Levi North was an average guy who quit his job to be an aspiring author. He encountered a girl sitting alone in the rain while out for a walk. On a whim, he offered her a little assistance and kindness after seeing someone having an even worse day than him. Little did he know, this small gesture would engrain him irrevocably into the girl’s heart. ... more>>

What first seems like just an innocent crush becomes something sinister after Levi can’t reciprocate the young girl’s affection. Refusing to take no for an answer, she uses increasingly drastic means to capture his attention. Levi soon finds himself buried under her twisted devotion with no hope of escape.

You can dodge my calls. You can change the locks. But you can’t hide forever.
LOVE. ME. BACK. Or else…

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Just a fun little side project. Updates will be sporadic. <<less