The Guild Master of Dewhurst has had a rough life. After many years of failure he rises to face his destiny and transform his decrepit Adventurer's Guild into the greatest Guild in all the realms. How? By filling it up with cute female adventurers who get powered up from making love to him, of course.... more>>

Using nothing but his massive intellect, a sharp sense for business, a pair of magic eyes and a dick blessed by the Goddess herself, he'll transform a growing harem of misfits warriors into a team strong enough to defeat the Demon Lord... If the over the top town of Dewhurst doesn't kill them first, that is. <<less

Don't expect too much from this abomination.... more>>

As the name of this fiction suggests, the title I go by in heaven is the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus. I work as a life counselor for trash waifus in case you were slow and didn't catch on.

If you have any suggestions or ideas for scenarios you want to get some really shitty life counseling for, feel free to leave them in the comments and I might make a chapter around the scenario. Really though, don't expect any legit advice. It'll all be awful. Do not follow any suggestions given by this irresponsible god.

Please be advised, author takes no responsibility if someone decides to follow the shit-tier advice of the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus.

If this isn't your cup of tea, feel free to check out my more tame stories. They cover various different genres such as Action, Adventure, Comedy, Isekai, LitRPG, Mystery, Psychological Horror, Romance, Satire, Slice of Life, Supernatural, and Wuxia.
https://www.amazon.com/Kira-Minoru/e/B07VS3Y18W <<less

Other Tags: Tower Defense | Crafting | Anti-Cat Propaganda
Have you ever thought to yourself, “tfw no qt3.14 dragon girl gf to play vidya with?” Are you one of those lonely people who claim to prefer single-player games because you have nobody to play multiplayer games with? Do you wish that you could have a harem of cute, 10/10 waifus who just want to play video games, be lazy with you, and do cute romantic things?... more>>

Then congratulations! You don’t get any of those things, but Drake does. You do, however, get the opportunity to live vicariously through Drake as he goes to a lazy dragon’s (read: best girl’s) pocket universe that has been designed to be the perfect survival / tower defense / crafting hybrid game-turned-reality! Have I mentioned that there are cute dogs and bees involved? What about the bodybuilder cat enemies? Or the fact that I, the best informational status window and synopsis writer ever, Window, am in the story?

Oh, and you might want to keep in mind that the dragon in charge of the universe dislikes all things rational, logical, and other boring things like those.

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Volume 1 now available on Amazon! https://books2read.com/u/bMRRNV?store=amazon

Cover art done by ErosPanda (https://www.instagram.com/erospanda/)!
You can find the full-sized version here (https://twitter.com/ace_arriande/status/1170490333274222592/photo/1). <<less

The war is over. The evil god has been defeated and the heroes stand victorious. In the aftermath, all the heroes decided to settle down and live a quiet life. All except Azel, the hero of the spear and the one who almost betrayed the other heroes. ... more>>

Perhaps seeking atonement or entertainment, Azel leaves the promise of an easy life for one of adventure. Follow Azel as he fulfills his hierarchy of needs: good food, employment, glory, self improvement, and cute girls.

Disclaimers:

I can’t guarantee a stable release schedule.

The earlier chapters are also shorter than the later ones by quite a margin.

No gag arcs. The \\\"comedy\\\" is mostly just banter between characters and quips from the narrator.

This is my first novel, so feel free to point out any errors. <<less

Su Jing Fei awakens to find herself transmigrated into the ancient Chinese world from the movie Blossoms in the Wind. The body she now inhabits is one of the main female villains with the same name as her! Destined to be cast aside, she accepts her ill fate against the protagonists of the movie. However, it seems that fate is not done with her as she becomes entangled in secrets darker than she had imagined. Her desire for this world is only the revenge she must partake for those she loves!... more>>

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Cover image originally from manhua 長歌行, Song of the Long March, from artist Xia Da.

Original chapters will be released first on Novelupdates, and the edited and most updated versions will be on ScribbleHub! (So if you're anxious for chapters, feel free to check out the forums at Novelupdates!) Also, if there's every any delays or pleasant surprises, feel free to follow me for the news!

Novel contains some sexual content and mature content such as rape. Please read at your own discretion.

I know most people don't like rape, but I'll include a spoiler below for those who want to know more about it to see if they want to keep reading or not.

*SPOILER, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.*
The MC is not raped; however, other females around her are. The scenes are never full explicit, but you will see the aftermath of it. <<less

Qin Rong is your regular, every day man. Goes to work, pays his bills and watches soap operas under cover of night.... more>>

He is also a elite mercenary for hire. (Gotta pay those bills somehow)

On one mission, he is shot in the back by an unknown ally and dies only to wake up in the body of a strange, malnourished child. Escaping his captors, he meets an young noble, befriends him and later leaves to get back into the mercenary business. Yet how is it that once cute and innocent child ended up growing up to be such a devious person?

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QR: Don't die~
ML: I won't if you stay with me.
QR: Don't use your life as a bargaining chip!
ML: Then I guess I'll just go on with-
QR: O-okay, okay, I'll stay with you!!
ML: It's your words. Don't take them back.
QR: ... <<less

"Lovely Goddess" was the name of the last game I played before dying. It was an ordinary Otome game with a beautiful heroine, 5 top-notch capture targets and of course a villainess.... more>>

After dying of sleep deprivation, my soul was transported to the world of the game and into the Villainess' 8-year-old body.
Now, not only do I have to cope with my own death and the loss of my family but I also have to deal with my new situation.
I'm rich, beautiful and a powerful mage. There's no way I'll die because of a dude after being given a second chance at life. Nope! Not doing this! I will not participate in this nonsense.

High school student Hazel Jennings reincarnated as Hazel Vedar, the villainess lady of the otome game “Lovely Goddess”. Rather than playing her role as a villainess, she'd rather cultivate her newfound power, work on her relationship with her newfound family and overall mind her own business. <<less

The edges of time and space met in a single place, Earth. Soon, terror and chaos reign on the whole world as new gates opened followed by a flood of beasts and monsters. The gates rattled the whole world, letting it taste massive destruction. ... more>>

The world map as everyone now it was not more. The once-great nations fell one by one. Like dominoes, they all stumbled. Great was the fall!

But the skies and heavens hadn't abandoned men. Along with destruction rose new creations. The humans were blessed with the Gifts of the earth. They wielded the power to twist logic and magic.

The myth became realities in the hands of the wielders.

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Author's Note: A total rewrite because I don't like how it turned out. Currently, Patreon exclusive until I rewrite everything. <<less

A beautiful girl? Exceedingly so.
A rich girl? Filthy.
A powerful girl? Obviously.... more>>

All systems are go, but but but there appears to be a catch.

He held his beautiful head and screamed, "How did this happen to me?!"

After waking up to an unfamiliar ceiling a former man found himself sporting long black hair, fierce red eyes, fair skin, and a rather incredible figure. "This resting b*tch face ..." he contemplated momentarily, "It's totally my preference! But it's totally my face! Totally bad news!"

The only option was to buy time until he could figure out what was going on and very soon he realized, "Aren't I screwed?" He was a duke's daughter engaged to the crown prince of the kingdom and was currently attending a magical academy with a cast of overly hot men happening to be the same age. This was clearly an otome game setting, and with his elegant, flower of evil, villainess face he inwardly broke out in a cold sweat.

The major problem was his total lack of information for he had never heard of the otome game he was currently in. Ergo, he had no idea how to avoid a bad end. However, the true problem was even more profound. "Marrying a man is impossible: I'm only into girls!"

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For a full definition and explanation of otome games visit my glossary section.

Reviews, criticisms, compliments, and suggestions for improvement are welcome anywhere and everywhere at any time. By combining our powers let's turn this into a "Critical Success"! Yay!

I poured my heart and soul into the illustration (my first digital drawing) and using a mouse with Gimp makes me never want to do it again! I'll try again next week.

P.S. This is my attempt to join the supreme race known as authors, whom I hold the greatest respect for. And let me tell all the fine people of culture that otome game novels are my element and noble villainess girls are the blood coursing through my veins. Ohoho.

The harsh truth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAcO3g_QGmM
But how I feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxre0XqdO9E <<less

The kingdom of Underhill has a problem. A problem that lies within its people - specifically, its women. Having fallen under a curse put upon... more>> them, no woman in the kingdom is able to bear child. That was 10 years ago, and the love that once filled people's hearts has been replaced by the bitter bile of hatred. Those who seek to leave an imprint upon this world now find themselves aging away, without any next generation to replace them. But now, a spark of hope has begun to burn in those people's hearts when one unique elven girl might be the solution to all their woes - that is, if she is even willing. <<less

Jack and Alicia never got along. But they've got bigger problems now. ... more>>

Teleported off the Earth, they're stuck together in Licirmon, a magical world at war. They've been tasked with a deadly covert mission behind enemy lines, that will push them to their limits and further beyond. Jack and Alicia will find themselves outnumbered, outleveled and outmagicked as they struggle to survive the perilous journey through the brutal realm of the Unceasing.

Updates Wednesdays and Sundays around 11pm EST. Chapter length is usually 1.5-3k words.

Author Note: I do enjoy some good smut but intense, gritty action is my one true love. Expect the fighting and stakes to only get higher and more intense. Expect naughty business in a lesser but significant capacity. Plot>Porn but naughty scenes will always have their place in this story and definitely more than just one per arc.

Warning/Disclaimer: There won't be serious, hardcore Non-Consensual stuff for the lewd scenes but it's definitely toeing the line in a few cases. These elements are crucial to shaping the interactions and development between the main characters.

All characters are over 18. Above all, this is a work of fiction and I do not condone the actions of any characters. Read Responsibly :)
Cover Picture isn't mine, not sure who the Artist is but if it's yours and you want me to take it down I'll happily oblige. <<less

How to dig your own grave? —and other life snippets about a villainess who eats death flags for a living.
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Coco is a trash-like existence. Her attitude just makes people around her cough blood. It's Earth's blessing that she died. And her descent is her next world's misfortune.... more>>

She realized that she transmigrated inside an otome game she used to play as Colette Corliss, the villainess. Nothing to worry about. She can just use her game knowledge to avoid death flags or something, right?

It’s just that the plot became nothing but fart. All because she transmigrated in a world where numerous otome games co-exist. A world with plenty of protagonists with different tiers of heroine halos. A bunch of Rival Characters. Love interests confusing who their heroine was. There was only one word to describe her current circumstance. Chaos! But it isn't necessarily a bad thing. She smirked to herself.

"In chaos, I thrive. Duh."

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Content Warning: This novel is absurd. Do not read this at home.

Mostly a parody of isekai'd to games and cultivation worlds.

? Previously known as "Merge Riot!"

This will be reposted on RoyalRoad.com under the username Dalang Tala <<less

Preview Chapters only... more>>

Merman x Dragon story

Qykerth is brought to the reality of life when he finds his mother's body the day after his father leaves them under the excuse he will be out cultivating when his mother knows the truth.

Qykerth blames himself for his father leaving because he was incapable of living up to his father's expectations as a cultivator and descendant.

The loss of his mother brings unfathomable pain causing the power stored inside his body to explode, taking three lives with it, but a mysterious man finds Qykerth's body and grants him a second chance to live.

Prince Queseon believes that his father's acts of keeping the humans out of the waters is ridiculous and ventures out into the world and meets a particular creature.

As the two of them spend day after day together, both boys fall for the other but live with their unrequited love.

Unable to take it any longer their fates connect, they separate and a child is born who faces obstacles a child should never face.

Cover art by: the_nerd.artist <<less

Three story... One will be continued....... more>>

I will write every time I have free time... <<less

As the most successful editor, beloved by the whole world, touted as the holy angel, Eric dared to offend everyone under heavens and hell!
Nothing new. Only problem is, well... this time... the person he offended is... this handsome, self-proclaimed Demon Lord in his office!... more>>

Demon Lord: My son cursed you, so I came to take you away.
Eric: Yeah, no thank you.
Yet the demon lord doesn't take a no.
Eric: Then why did you ask in the first place?
Demon Lord: Because I wanted to charm you.
Eric: You have no charm. Grow a pair of boobs, then come ba-

Next second, Eric finds himself in the Demon World. His punishment? To make the aspiring demons proper authors. Only then can Eric escape. But the thing is, Eric has to teleport into each story to edit it!

The even bigger problem, the Demon Lord seems to follow him!

"Excuse me, good sir, why the hell are you the final boss in every story that I've to seduce? Please get out of here and do your duty as the Demon Lord! Stop making all the students write about you!"

Yet the biggest problem, all the demons... seem to want him!

"This is not a breeding ground. Thank you. Please kindly fuck off. My body is not for your lusting entertainment!!!"

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Disclaimer: This has steamy scenes and loads of profanities. Read at your own risk and be ready to have your sanity and integrity questioned.

The second book in the 'Scum Series'. You don't need to have read the first book to read this but it's a damn, funny, bs book, so read it as well- 'Shameless transmigration' it's called.

Picture doesn't belong to me. Credits to artist. <<less

Neia Baraja is out to change the world, war and conflict follow where she walks as she spreads the worship of the Sorcerer King. But... more>> the adherents of the Old Gods will not go quietly into the night. Armies will rise, nations will die, and even if it destroys her, she will see her God Rise. No matter what the cost. <<less

Times were desperate for the Draconic Kingdom, and in their hour of need, the days before the turning of the world and the great conflagration,... more>> they turned to a stranger to save them from being consumed. The Sorcerer King, what price would he ask, what would he do to save them, and what will perish in his wake? (Prequel to God Rising: The Cult of Ainz) <<less

Yeol Dela Cuesta is a graphic designer living a happy and contented life. He couldn't ask for more. Surrounded by his family, good friends and his lover whom he thinks he's going to share his life forever. But Yeol became a victim of betrayal by the people he trusted so much.... more>>

He maybe can start a new chapter of his life but still scared to take a risk and suffers from the past. How can he surpress his feelings to the person that saved his life without hurting himself?

Disclaimer:

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are the products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. <<less

A young Duelist gave up on the fun of Dueling. He had grown up, and his bad luck that had plagued him for his whole life ruined his experience as well. Dueling was all about luck of the draw, and who spent the most money on cards. Why even bother if you lost most games anyway? Then one day everything changes... He wakes up as a Slifer Student in Duel Academy. With his bad luck still plaguing him... He can only be lucky once!!... more>>

This Idea Came from an Author on Webnovel. 0_Jordinio_0's 'Stacking the Deck'. There may be a few similarities so go check him out if you want another story like this! Also I do not own Yugioh or the thumbnail. Full credit to person or people responsible.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerochan.net%2FZorc%2BNecrophades&psig=AOvVaw2qqdo5vLPKAvZ4ZDW3qCEb&ust=1628396423916000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCIific6HnvICFQAAAAAdAAAAABAm <<less

Jules hadn’t expected the haunted house to be truly haunted. He also hadn’t expected the demon to take an interest in him, refusing to leave him be.
“…Wasn’t I only supposed to babysit my sister and her friends? How the hell did things go so wrong…?!”... more>>

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Demon: “Are you even a real priest to begin with?”
Jules: “What do you think?”
Demon: “Hm, definitely not.”
Jules: “Oh?”
Demon: “I’ve never seen a priest as attractive as you before.”
“…” Jules pulled a ‘I’m so done with this shit’ kind of face.

Jaded hunter x happy-go-lucky demon, reversible couple, HE.
Book Cover by Val! <<less

Disclaimer: Besides OC's, nothing else belongs to me........ more>>

Warning: I am a Webnovel writer, and some of us, like me, love pointlessness. Get ready for a brain-dead, trashy story. But I will still try my best.

Also Warning: This is a crack fic.

Sypnosis: Kazuto Kage. A normal, slightly deranged middle-aged Japanese weeb/man has been reincarnated in Kimetsu No Yaiba. And he also happened to receive overpowered cheats of sorts..... Watch as he explores Japan in the 1900s, along with the multiverse, trying to find the meaning of life! Yay.......

Support Me On Webnovel Too? Go by the same name. <<less

Devastated and alone, Alex finds herself the target of a powerful secret society dating back to the time of Caligula and the mighty houses of... more>> the Roman Empire. Quickly she finds herself trapped in a sea of corruption, sexual deviance, and desire. Trapped in a world she learns to embrace. <<less

Things didn't really start off all that weird, but boy - that sure didn't last.... more>>

I opened my eyes, and I really wish I hadn't.

I was a literal. Honest-to-god. Cel-shaded anime mage girl named Alice. With dark blue hair, purple eyes, a stupid ahoge, and a complete and utter lack of stature or athleticism.

Worst of all? This girl Alice was supposed to be some sort of magic prodigy. And well, I woke up here with none of her knowledge and expertise so I guess I'm a fraud.

My family - the Liddell family here is broke. We're about to lose the house, and there's no food on the table. Alice coming of legal adventuring age was supposed to be the family's big break.

All the expectations in the world were heaped on me, and my airhead of a sister Lorina has dragged me off to deal with all kinds of bowel-clenching, terrifying situations. One deadly scenario after another after another.

...Why can't life just be simple? <<less

In an alternate history, the latter half of the 20th century has gone along a different path, with the world uniting in 2028 under the banner of the International Federal Commonwealth and spreading out into the stars.... more>>

Apart from, all had not gone to plan... The "generation zero" hyperdrive capable ships were lost in the shifting tides of hyperspace and were dashed across time at their destinations. Some arriving a week before or after they were supposed to, some landing hundreds of years into the past. Thus all has been kept under wraps while new drives have been developed, but now its time to bring the lost tribes of humanity back into the fold.

Edward Fletcher, a newly promoted rear admiral has been given the task of trying to re-integrate one such world, who's inhabitants have reverted to something akin to the medieval era. With only the crew and troops he has, can he bring them back diplomatically, or will other, far more violent means be required to force the largest kingdom on the planet into the federal administration.

Series also available on RoyalRoad. First book completed!
Cover Illustrated By Thorkell=40k / Bluemoon8523 <<less

A fantastical world of guns and magic teeters on the brink of a brave new era. But the GUN CZARS–the world’s most powerful Gunslingers–would see that progress destroyed.... more>>

Only one thing can stop them: Roulette, a lone girl determined to walk the path of revenge. Immature and oblivious to her destiny, she must embark on an epic journey to gather strength and allies for the battles ahead.

With Lady Luck on her side, she may just prevail…

…But what good is luck, when you stand against an army?

(Author's Note: Thanks for reading! New chapters 2x a week, every Monday+Friday) <<less