Never underestimate the guy who has so much Mana it should kill him...... more>>

Nathaniel's bus ride was supposed to be just another boring commute. But now, he, 23 fellow passengers, and a corgi named Biscuit are stuck in a "Hell difficulty" tutorial, battling monsters and leveling up.

Easy difficulty, anyone can handle. Normal difficulty, you've got to put up a fight to get by. Hard difficulty is where only the tough ones last. And Hell? That's where you have to be a bit out of your mind!

With his terrifying talent for mana manipulation, Nathaniel decides to invest every stat point into mana. Attribute imbalance be damned. It will either kill him before the monsters and his enemies can, or turn him into one of the most powerful beings within the system.

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A disembodied soul wakes in a void with no memory of who they used to be but still has a general knowledge of how they had lived on Earth.... more>>

The soul is approached by a primordial goddess of chaos and is asked by the goddess whether they wish to join her family. Once they became kin with the goddess they were told to travel throughout multiple worlds and get stronger.

Follow the story of Zero as he travels through familiar and unfamiliar worlds to gain strength.

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Dyne Valiant is a frustrated gamer.
But as one of the best special ops agents that the world has, his superiors and the government itself ensured that he won’t be able to play video games because of his addictive tendencies. And so he lived and fought without ever being able to play beyond the nostalgic PS-One games.
Fate was cruel as he finally meets his end after exacting revenge on those who killed his family. But on his dying moments, another dying man with strange magical powers appears.... more>>

But unlike Dyne, justice was not served for this man. He then offers Dyne a chance to satisfy the greatest regret of his life… To play the videogames he loved back when he was a kid. Using the enigmatic god-tiered artifact, the Imaginarium Bond, Dyne is revived and sent to the world of cultivators where he must reach for the peak and challenge the gods of that world.

And while the path of Immortality and a second life was a great gift, Dyne's joy was elsewhere.
Within the Imaginarium Bond were three worlds that the mysterious man created with the last of his powers. These worlds were based on three PS-One classic games and are designed to help Dyne in his Path of Cultivation.

Soon, Dyne will reach the Cultivation world and fight the wicked Kings, Saints, Devils, and Gods that now control it.

Soon, Dyne will awaken the Genesis Trees of Legaia.

Soon he will conquer the many nations with his Rune Knights in the continent of Forsena.

Soon he will be reborn as an Endless to battle gods and dragons and slay the founding Emperor of the Fou Empire.

Dyne was deprived of gaming all his life. But now his life depends on his gaming. Witness the tales of Dyne Valiant in his adventure as a Nostalgic Gamer in a Cultivation World.

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Note: This isn't my first rodeo. I have written over 1000 chapters on two other ongoing stories that is ongoing with a 3-4 chapter per week rate at Webnovel and another in Meganovel. This will probably have at least 900 chapters before it ends. And I'm being very conservative. As this story is at its early phase, please read and rate it as such. <<less

An editor at the prime of her life—and with maybe just a little too much free time—finds herself waking up in one of her favorite RPGs with no clue as to what's going on or how to get back home.... more>>

This might be the part where others rejoice over getting whisked away to a world of wizards and magic, but she certainly doesn't think it's anything to celebrate about.

After all, she woke up in the body of a small-time villain with some severe personality issues.

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Levels. Skills. Dungeons.... more>>

As a nineteen year old living in modern society, these are terms Zoey is aware of. But had she ever expected to experience these videogame abstractions in the literal sense? To struggle through monster-infested realms, earning skills, casting spells, and acquiring rare and magical items?

Obviously not.

And more than the strange environment she finds herself in, Zoey contends with the bizarre reality of her class. Of being summoned by a sensual, perverted goddess who has gleefully bestowed a throbbing length between Zoey’s legs, then sent her off with a single unhelpful instruction: to save the world, and ascend to divinity while doing so.

It’s all a bit much.

But with so many cute girls to lay conquest to, and a new piece of equipment to help her along the way … well, things could be much, much worse.

Updates Tuesday and Saturday at 8:20 PM EST.
❤ = Bulk of the chapter is erotica.
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Wang JoonChul, a part timer who bought a VR headset to finally play VR game, got home from his work.... more>>

However, instead of playing a wonderful game, he ended up in another world with 999 other people.

Trapped in a random world, and received a game like system, everyone who was sent here, were supposed to defend Earth from its destruction by an ‘Evil Being’.

Will JoonChul be able to defend Earth? Or will he die before having the chance to protect Earth? Watch as JoonChul's adventure through this hardship with his comrades. <<less

Janus Campbell can't fight. And unfortunately for him, that's the only way to survive.... more>>

Upcoming physicist Janus Campbell is trapped in the world of Tersaia, where shadow monsters lurk the streets, anyone can be monitored at any time and fighting is the best way to make a living; either through the Rumble Circuit, a world-wide ranking of combatants that keeps track of participants' wins and losses in competitive duels, or through slaying the constantly spawning Essencima that terrorize the population.

Unfortunately for Janus, he doesn't know how to fight. No special moves. No signature techniques. Not even a basic grab.

However, there are two people that might be able to help him out. Itzel, an avaricious woman with the ability to manipulate the wind, and Gurk, a man-crocodile hybrid of few words that can control ice, are the ones that will have to help Janus if they ever want to leave the harrowing alleys of Labrisson and rank up in the Rumble Circuit.

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I have a brother who's a bonafide Otaku. One time, he introduced me to this game called 'Spirit Infinite'. An Eroge bishoujo game is particularly popular among young lads. Its popularity stems from 15 beautiful heroines.... more>>

The game's story revolves around the protagonist named Shin Morino, an idealist of justice and peace. On top of that, a cheat protagonist whose main goal is to stop the world's destruction, but while at it, conquer girls along the way.

Then I, Fukushima Aki, a young adult who died at the age of 19 from a terminal illness. Living in the hospital, nearly my entire teenage life, shackled unto my bed, but that all changed when I died. I was granted a second chance to live a new life. However, that second chance was to live in the world of Spirit Infinite, the same game that my brother introduced to me.

What's more, I'm not even the protagonist but a nobody... With a handsome face? Who am I?

Nonetheless, with this second chance, I will live my life to the fullest!

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Notes: Not really modern, it's a mix of medieval and modern with some technology elements.

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Work of fiction. All the names, places, and events are all purely based on the author's imagination. Any resemblance to an actual person or events is purely coincidental. <<less

College is supposed to be an exciting time, an opportunity to meet new friends and make lifelong relationships. However, Kaitlyn was never the social type. Her awkwardness and nervous stuttering meant that just talking to people was hard enough, not to mention romance. ... more>>

Getting transported into a dating sim seems like the perfect opportunity to change that.

Faced with five handsome leads to pursue, the future looks bright and filled with possibilities. But as she fumbles through grueling classes, terrible advice, and gaming the system in Heartthrob University, it seems that getting isekai'd might not be the magical cure-all she hoped for. But that's ok. Even if cruel reality threatens her do-over, she can always try again.

And again.

And again. <<less

The last thing Matt Kelmer expected at the gym was sudden death. The second to last thing he expected was an offer of reincarnation by a goddess intensely moved by his "valiant efforts" before his untimely passing.... more>>

When the option of a world filled with catgirls hits the table, Matt is determined to live out one of his greatest harem fantasies no matter the extreme difficulty. What awaits him in Nyarlea will test the limits of his strength, courage, and patience. The monsters are harder, the Experience scarce, and the girls run circles around him.

Join Matt on his adventure of fighting Encroachers and battling Defiled. Every precious Level and Party member will aid his survival in perilous Nyarlea. With emotional twists, steamy nights, and chaotic surprises, Everyone's a Catgirl! will subvert your expectations one genre at a time.

Updates Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays.

To comply with KDP Unlimited Guidelines, chapters 2-41, 43-81, 83-132, and their associated Side Quests have been removed. Some NSFW scenes are exclusive to the books and Patreon!

Volume 1: https://a.co/d/e7r5fEU
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Volume 3: https://a.co/d/8UtEPW3

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Sixteen years old Sachi, along with her classmates dies in a school bus accident. But then are suddenly brought back to life in the divine realm where the Gods offer them another chance to be reborn in another world in order to restore stability in this new world of magic and swords. The only condition is that they have to form a covenant with each God, which will help them to gain a unique ability each and guide them on their journey of saving the world.... more>>

Note for readers : Please forgive me if you find the volume 1 terrific, but that was the time I started writing for the first time and it has improved considerably from volume 2 with volume 1 currently under a rewrite. So, even if you want to give a review do it after reading through atleast volume 2 or 3.
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Samuel stares at the bloody battlefield beyond him.
A second ago, he was in his room and the next, he is in this foreign world.
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After years of hard work, Samuel finally defeated the last boss of the RPG game "Elvis Arcane", a game notorious for its hellish difficulty.... more>>

A job offer mysteriously pops up at the same time and Samuel, tempted by the wages, accepted it.

However, the next moment he wakes up in the game "Elvis Arcane" as an inferior subordinate of the main protagonist.

"Haha...I'm screwed." Samuel mumbles.

Can Samuel survive in this cruel world where the odds are against humanity?
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Disclaimer: My story has hidden meanings behind my writing, which may seem like obvious plot holes, but is deliberately there for realism/story. One main example is the mc's behaviour.

This novel is also available on wattpad, webnovel, and royal road.

I update whenever I feel like it.

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Joyful and fun! Like a comforting blanket that infuses you with a cheerful warmth, this is a heartwarming tale about farming, crafting, and magic.... more>>

Violet, an orphan from Earth, was just about to apply to a college when she got distracted by her favorite video game, Adventure Incarnate. When she logged into the MMORPG, she was transported into the world of the game.

Thankfully, Adventure Incarnate was a fun farming/adventure RPG, and she has an awesome cheat - her inventory is full of raw materials that she can use to level up and craft legendary items.

Join her in her lighthearted quest to become the greatest farmer of all time! <<less

What to expect: Non-stop Shonen-Manga style action, highly detailed world-building, occasional artwork and vibey narrative.... more>>

Dive into the realm of Crossblades, where swords clash and magic thrums in the air. Embark on an exhilarating adventure with Sword Pop Culture, an enthralling LitRPG adventure novel teeming with intense action, intriguing power dynamics, and spellbinding world-building.

Hao Vee, a blind Blade Engineer, navigates this volatile world through the pulsating vibrations of his faithful sword, Vibe Edge. For Hao Vee, a sword is not merely a weapon; it's a symbol of strength, honour, and unyielding power. His unbridled passion for swords and his unwavering belief separate him from the rest, leaving those without a sword unworthy of his attention.

Witness Hao Vee as he defies the odds and seeks to become the supreme sword master in Crossblades, facing monstrous beasts known as Tokyos, dangerous palace raids, and lurking demonic entities. Every swipe of the blade, every magical incantation, brings him a step closer to his ultimate goal.

Sword Pop Culture: a gripping LitRPG saga for those yearning for a thrilling blend of action, adventure, and the captivating allure of fantasy realms. So, are you ready to draw your sword and join Hao Vee in his monumental journey? Remember, in Crossblades, your sword is your soul.

Updated regularly with 3-7 chapters weekly - don't miss a beat in this high-stakes fantasy adventure!

Read up to 10-15 chapters ahead on my patreon.
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Hello~! My name was -- well, it doesn't really matter, my name is... no, wait, that doesn't matter either... hrm. Okay. Here's what does matter.... more>>

I died and was reincarnated into an eroge. You know, a porn game. Only one problem: I wasn't the hero, or even a nameless character in the background. I was one of the primary capture targets.

And the entire game is set up to corrupt and transform its capture targets into ever-hotter shapes and forms! Mind control, erotic transformations, annoyingly hot heroes that I can't help but stare at... and to top it all off, the world is designed by one of the laziest gods I've ever heard of. He, quite literally, couldn't be bothered with making 'linear time' work. I'm not joking. It's a mess.

As if that wasn't enough, I knew from the start that if I didn't defeat the final boss -- the Evil God of Chastity and Purity -- then the entire planet would be cursed to never have sex again!

Which would, uh. Be bad. Given that means there would be no more babies being made.

So there I was, a newly-transmigrated capture target, stuck in a school contest to settle land in a setting with a trash god in charge where I was convinced I was the only one who could save the world. Given the final boss isn't meant to be beaten on a fresh save!

At the time, I hated it, don't get me wrong. But now, I must admit, nothing better could have ever happened to me! Want to hear about my story? Come ooon, you know you do!

Oh, by the way -- did I mention that I used to be a guy? <<less

Ann, a corporate slave in the modern life, suddenly couldn’t resist her body’s drowsiness and fell asleep after working non-stop for... who-knows-how-long. Her sleep wasn’t a good one as she was overly worried she wouldn’t be able to finish her work. When she finally woke up, she was greatly shocked. ... more>>

An unknown room, an unknown man with his icy expression, and moreover, the man addressed her as “Arlea”, and not “Ann”.
And then she finally realized. She somehow ended up in the body of “Arlea”—a villainess in the fantasy/romance otome game she had played in the past, when she still had free time to relax. To make things worse, she remembered that in the next one year, she—Arlea—was fated to die.

‘In such a situation, what should I do?’
‘Let’s think seriously of a way to overturn the situation?’
‘But hold on, what if I can’t change the scenario? Why bother?’

Having lived her days in the modern life as a serious and restrained woman who became a corporate slave to her death, Ann finally decided... to spend her additional 365 days to live well, and to cross out some of her bucket list that she could still do!

'If I can avoid my death, it's good. If not, at least I've enjoyed my additional time here in this fantasy world where magic and monsters exist, where I don't need to slave away my life ridiculously for the corporate!'

Little did she know that her decision would cause everyone who knew Arlea to be very surprised and alarmed with her change.
What happened to the villainous, hateful woman called Arlea? Why did she become like this? What is she scheming now??
Let's see how long she can keep up her pretense!

Can she avoid her death flag, or will she be able to survive more than the designed 365 days?

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28/4/2022: Title changed to better reflect the story as I've gotten comments that the previous title didn't seem to fit and misled people about the story. <<less

Alice is a girl who loves science and lives on Earth. Then, suddenly, she was punted into another dimension. A dimension where magic and monsters roam the land, and, for some reason, a System keeps dinging at her and telling her that her stats and levels are increasing. As someone who loves exploring mysteries, Alice is determined to get to the bottom of this mystery. After all, everything has to have a ‘cause,’ including the System, right?... more>>

(This story is also posted on Royalroad. If you see this story anywhere besides Royalroad, Scribblehub, Amazon, or Patreon it has been stolen).

What to expect: This story is going to be a LitRPG set in a fantasy world. However, unlike many LitRPG’s, the system has both a definite beginning and definite limits to what it is able to accomplish – rather than a singularly omnipotent, omniscient being that is tied to the laws of the world, the way systems are usually presented in LitRPG’s, the system is close to both, but has definite limits and rules which it operates by.

Note: the rest of volume 1 has been taken down, due to the requirements for the KU program. You can buy the e-book for volume 1 of Budding Scientist using the link below.

https://www.amazon.com/Small-Town-Southern-Illvaria-Scientist-ebook/dp/B0CFW34H98

Or an audiobook link here:

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I was walking to the convenience store and the next moment I knew, I was inside the villain's body!?... more>>

What is going on!?

This world is known as the world of Star Fantasy, a popular MMORPG that dominated the gaming charts. Tournaments were held all over the world to celebrate the success of this game.

The top ten guilds were invited for every tournament to recruit new talent for their teams. Liam was part of the third strongest guild in Star Fantasy. 

He suddenly woke up as the son of one of the strongest knights in the empire.

Arnold von Berkley, who was destined to become one of the greatest villains in the story.

He must find out if there are more of him out there. Was he the only one summoned? If so, how can he avoid his inevitable death? 

By eliminating his death flags!

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Advance chapters are on Patreon for those who read on RoyalRoad and Webnovel. <<less

A bacon-loving young student with a simple mindset transmigrates into the world of a high school harem game and wants to spend his days at... more>> the academy in peace without taking part in the game's events, but it seems that the all-mighty (author) suits him. trouble your life.
I am a new author, if there are suggestions to improve the writing, say them, either in English or Spanish.
(the cover image is not mine, if the owner wants it I will remove it.
English is not my first language, so sorry if the translation is terrible
if want the history in Spanish can go a wattap, it's the same name) <<less

Reborn to Rescue a Video Game World! After dying during a worldwide pandemic, ordinary college student Asteria was given a fresh start in the world of a popular video game. Her mission: to protect mankind from a forgotten danger. However, shouldn’t the original main character of “Tales of Vesterland” be given his chance to shine? Now, armed with ALL the cheats, she’s decided to let the hero do his thing while she saves the last boss and gets rid of the real villain who’s been hiding behind the scenes. Join this OP adventurer in her hilarious candy-fueled quest to befriend the hero, save the villains, and kick ass!... more>>

Also starring: Sariel. He thinks he's hot stuff because has it all - looks, superhuman abilities, and a great fashion sense. Too bad that the process that gave him superpowers has a secret side effect...

Note: Multiple POV characters (male and female)

Cover: Sukmayukimura (commissioned custom art)

Volume One is now available on Amazon as "I Will Save the Villain."

Volume Two is now available for pre-orders on Amazon as "Villain Rescue Scheme."
©Lin Meili 2021. All Rights Reserved.

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Oh great hero! The evil Demon Lord has once again arisen to terrorise our lands, and we have summoned you to save our people!... more>>

No, we don't want you to fight the demon lord! Of course not; we're the good guys! What sort of good guys kidnap people from other worlds and force them to take part in wars that have nothing to do with them? That would just be plain evil! We'd be no better than the demons!

Katie, after her summoning by an excessively loud mage suddenly takes an unexpected twist, is sent off on a simple fetch quest, with a promise that she'll be back home in five minutes at most. She doesn't even need to leave the building. Alas, when a goddess' blessing causes her wish for an actual adventure to be taken rather more literally than she expected, she finds herself lost in a dark cave, far away from the sword she was supposed to acquire and far too close to a population of giant bugs. Still, at least she wished her life wasn't in any danger. Among other things.

Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.

This is a dark litRPG adventure, both in terms of Katie accidentally wishing all the lights out, and also in that she loses as often as she wins, often with horrific and disturbing consequences. Luckily, Katie isn’t the sort of person to let a mere grizzly death or two get her down, and is prepared to try, try and try again to get her hands on the holy sword and finally complete her ‘simple’ fetch quest. Or perhaps—with a few resistance skills under her nightie—she might even come to enjoy losing. Not that she’d ever consider forgoing revenge, even if she did.

I’ve ticked all the content warning checkboxes for this one. Dark things happen to the MC, and she does dark things right back to everything else. There’s no explicit sexual content, but there are enough references to justify the warning, including to rape. Profanity happens rarely, but Katie isn’t averse to swearing when she gets particularly angry. As for gore, it doesn’t get much worse than the first few chapters, but there will be occasional chapters that have extra content warnings. There will be mind control.

Published here, royalroad, patreon and amazon. <<less

As high school comes to an end, Sophia goes on one last hiking trip with her childhood friend before they part ways. However, everything goes wrong when a mysterious power transports them to a fantasy world, where they're forced to compete in a death game. ... more>>

The rules are simple: Defeat your enemies in the battle arena, then destroy their base. The winners live. The losers die. Together, Sophia and her friend must craft alliances, survive against enemy teams, and find a way back home.

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Three Lane Death Game is an isekai LitRPG that takes inspiration from MOBA games (think League of Legends, DotA 2, etc). This story is written for a general audience, so no knowledge of gaming is needed or expected from readers :)

New chapters will be released weekly on Tuesdays. <<less

Tetsü & kilə were odd ducks amongst the oddest ducks—Never to fit in, never to be found among the crowd that blindly followed the ways of this world...
Or the next...
14 years of crazy experiments later they, finally found a way to break out of this mundane world’s chains. In their defense babies are dumb, and for the first 3years, they had to learn to walk, eat, and poop. Not in that order! Too bad for them. The system found them and threw them into a whole new set of rules.
A million more rules..!!
Will they stay true to themselves or give excuses?
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Current updated schedule - as-of - 26-June-2023
Mon - Wed - Friday. (01-Chapter)
Average chapter length - 1700+ Words. <<less

A lewd litrpg isekai where after meeting a certain slime (girl*), Maple Caraway accidentally gains some very perverted classes. With no way to remove them, she's forced to make the best of things and seize a life for herself in this new world.... more>>

A variety of monster girls and perversions are encountered along the way.

*She's genderless but fronts as a girl most of the time.

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Public chapters come out: Daily now that there's a decent backlog. Patreon is currently several chapters ahead (check the site to see how many exactly)

Content Warning: ~49% of this is smut and, if the story ever demands it, may have other content like depression, etc. Fetishes will be thrown in left and right, with only a few off-limits. If you have any triggers or sensibilities, I'd advise against reading. I try to put a spoiler in the beginning of every chapter with possible triggers and lewdness. Let me know if you ever feel one was missed.

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Tags: MC will have relations with many people of any gender. Some stick around long-term, but overall her relationships are inherently poly or casual. Please let me know if I got any of the tags wrong, or you think one should be added.

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This is my first time writing, and I want to improve. Criticism and critique is very much appreciated. I am blind to a lot without a few weeks between a reread, and I'm posting it live, so it would help.

Made a Discord though it'll probably be dead. I won't pressure you to talk or anything so come hang out if you want: https://discord.gg/mW4SZ2rYxT

This story is posted to ogpnovel.com and the other sites listed there. Anywhere else is unauthorized. <<less

Dear Inspector,... more>>

Please accept this letter as my formal resignation from being a Player.

Hey! Laugh all you want, but I had to try. With no rules down here, who's to say that I can't resign?

Anyway, my reasons are simple: I'm neither a gamer nor a hero. You got the wrong person for the job. Sure, the pay is decent and I could pretty much live like a king if, you know, I wasn't so busy trying to survive. I have major concerns about the demonic dagger bound to my soul too. Come to think of it, I've never asked to be transported to this fantasy land either and would like you to return me home, thank you very much. I don't want supernatural powers, I don't want to complete quests after quests, and I don't want to be your test subject anymore. What? I'm not whining, you're whining. Stop making excuses and let me leave already.

Thank you for your understanding, and I hope you'll find a better replacement after I'm gone for good.

Sincerely,
Randel, the Mad Painter <<less