Due to his foster guardians' plot, Xie Yi grows up never noticing he was the leader of a Demon Sect terrifying the country. Missing any... more>> sort of common knowledge other than cultivation, Xie Yi listens to their words without question. The only thing they can't control is who he takes an interest in. In his mindless pursuit of the Virtuous Sect's leader, Shi Yue, he ends up committing countless unspeakable crimes despite meaning well.
Finally, his path ends with his sect offering him the dead body of his beloved.
Terrified and finally understanding everything, Xie Yi commits suicide - and wakes up hundreds of years in the past.
This time, he won't become the leader of the Demonic Sect. He will... become the Virtuous leader's disciple! Yep! <<less

Wen Zhihao is tired of life. When he dies...meh. That’s life.... more>>

But when he gets transmigrated into the body of a young cultivator of the prestigious Golden Sun sect, full of possibilities...no thanks! He has no effort/energy to work hard on cultivation! He just wants to be a salted fish!

...it turns out sleeping = meditation and absently watching beautiful scenery = meditation.

And meditation = cultivation...

This is not the Dao of Indifference. This is the Dao of the Salted Fish!! With calm emotions, Wen Zhihao accidentally cultivates strongly!

...but he’s still a salted fish, bah. Don't make him fight!

Feat: slow build / slice of life~

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Fanworks here: https://chrysanthemumgarden.com/dsf-fanworks/

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NOTE: most of the story is rated PG. The chapters with NSFW content are ch 114, ch 116, and ch 120.

Want to read some more reviews? You can check out Salted Fish on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/59058731-dao-of-the-salted-fish

Thai translation: https://www.readawrite.com/a/3cb2e872973137c5f1da203db9740c81
Brazilian Portuguese translation: https://www.wattpad.com/story/268552987-dao-do-peixe-salgado
French translation: https://free-3821892.webador.com/traductions-finies/dao-of-the-salted-fish <<less

Feng Qinghe, a renowned disciple of the prestigious Heavenly Peak Sect, is used to bearing his burdens alone and throwing himself into danger for others’ benefit. While exploring a hidden realm, his unique way of doing things garners the interest of Wei Xiang, a feared senior officer from the cultivation world’s judicial force, who starts to observe him from the shadows. But the inexplicably astute Feng Qinghe is not an easy person to deal with, while Wei Xiang is found intriguing by the disciple in turn.... more>>

After the two become lovers, they aid friends, take on new adventures, and help each other heal from old wounds, all the while growing ever closer to uncovering Feng Qinghe‘s unknown past and the significance of a heavenly soul.
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A glimpse into their day-to-day life–

Qinghe, when he is in mortal danger: Oh dear. *sighs* I hope I won’t lose my right arm this time or I can’t help Master with paperwork later.

Qinghe, when his friends are in the slightest trouble: *rushing onward with cold determination* Who has the time to worry about injuries when my friends need me!

Wei Xiang: *lifting him up by the waist* Not so fast, love. Your friends can handle themselves and they have their own powerful lovers to help. They can afford to spare mine when he’s recuperating.

Qinghe: *dangling limply in his hold and blinking entreatingly* But Xiaaang…

Wei Xiang softens and puts Qinghe down, then kisses him on the forehead.

Wei Xiang: How about this? If you agree to rest, I’ll let you have one session with me afterwards.

Qinghe: *perking up* Do you mean a sparring session? Or…

Wei Xiang: *charmed by his enthusiasm* Whichever my darling little lover wants.

Qinghe: *smiling hopefully* Both?

Wei Xiang: *chuckling* Then let’s spar after you get better and the winner this time gets to choose what we do in bed.

Qinghe thus focuses on recovering with single-minded concentration, and later, Wei Xiang happily sacrifices his body and skills to both their enjoyment.

On the other side–

Wei Xiang: *growling* Senior Brother, I warned you that the next time you leave such a big pile of work for me to finish, I’ll make you pay for it in the training arena. *drags him off to spar*

His Senior Brother: *leaving a trail of nail marks on the floor* Junior Brother, mercy! Nooo!!!

The Other Officers: *turning to Qinghe hopefully* Um…aren’t you going to do something about your lover?

Qinghe: Ah? Oh! *takes out a large banner and starts waving it enthusiastically* Xiang, you can do it! My lover is the most handsome! My Xiang is undefeatable!

Wei Xiang pauses terrorizing his senior brother in the guise of training and blows his beloved a kiss.

Everyone: ……

They should’ve known that someone their Senior Officer Wei chose wouldn’t be normal! <<less

I'm normal, very much so, with a normal family and normal friends-
Okay, maybe I'm gay, but that's still normal, even if people don't accept it fully yet and-
Ah? What?
A gaming system? You mean, like, a dating sim?
No no no. That's ridiculous. I'm probably sick or something. That kind of thing can't possibly...
But, I mean, using it to get along a bit better with my crush should be fine, right...?
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Riku wakes up to having a system that interferes with his life - a dating sim system.
While highly doubting his sanity, Riku soon notices that the weird thing does have its advantages... For example, giving him dialogue choices when... more>> trying to talk with his crush.
Convincing himself that he just wants to be friends, the awkward student uses the system to its fullest, finally getting along with the cold, male beauty he liked since forever! Well, maybe a bit more than just getting along!
...But those are just details, no need to worry about them...

(No harem, 1v1. Mature content later on. Light-hearted story)
(Updating daily) <<less

Su Yan always wanted to be an author. Being moved by his determination (Well, in fact, she was just an avid reader of his fan-fictions and wanted him to write full time …) official Shen Lu grants the aspiring author a system: The Lovely Writing System!
Finding a strange app on his beloved notebook, Su Yan is sure he has fallen prey to a hacker. But why is this strange app issuing tasks related to his favorite hobby? Wait … What? He is supposed to write BL?! And what is this shitty task about experiencing story immersion?! No! He’d rather not become an author if that means he also has to become a shou!
... more>> 40px;"> Follow Su Yan on his path to becoming the world’s greatest BL author … and to reluctantly becoming a beloved shou thanks to a shitty Lovely Writing System! <<less

Al was a young man, who transmigrated into different worlds and played some minor gay roles. He was the worst in his job, always messing... more>> up the stories.
"I quit!" he said after a really bad ending.
[Hahaha! You think, you can?! Dream on!] the System laughed.
"... Then let me take a break..." he begged.
[As you wish! But don't forget the payment!] <<less

Updated Summary: With the creation of different dimensions and universes, came forth intelligent beings. To regulate these dimensions and universes, higher beings took control of containers called UniOrbs. These containers not only regulated the Gods and the souls of those worlds but also dictated the processes of reincarnation. The UniOrb could not do this on their own, so they contracted souls to become "Systems" that made sure souls were able to reincarnate, but not all souls were fortunate enough to do so. "Systems" then teamed up with souls called "Hosts" to make sure unfortunate souls got their wishes fulfilled, their souls healed properly, and ready for reincarnation. To make sure the Systems and Hosts had... more>> a proper base of operations, the UniOrb created a separate space called the Command Center. This Command Center was at the entrance of the reincarnation sea, where souls would go to their next destination. The person in charge was called, "God System."

One System was not satisfied with their status quo. They created something known as the "Villain System." This Villain System was designed to suck the life and energy from different worlds, using it to spread a virus that would slowly take over the UniOrb. Their goal: Take over the UniOrb to become the new higher being that controlled it. 

When all hope seemed to be lost for those in the UniOrb and its Command Center, one System, System 225, gained control from the Villain System, rescued his "Host," and together go from world to world, gaining enough energy to combat the System that created the Villain System.

Oh, and also rescuing God System along the way.  

Book cover credit: Luce - Twitter is @valleywindworks

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If you would like to read this in
Thai: https://www.readawrite.com/a/d0a1296ca7513b1a7d88d797947c69db
Spanish: https://www.wattpad.com/story/288656854-trabajando-en-equipo-con-el-sistema-225
Russian: https://ficbook.net/home/myfics/11634741
https://tl.rulate.ru/book/67538
https://www.wattpad.com/story/298126266-teaming-up-with-system-225-объединение-с-системой

Please message me here or discord if you would like to translate my novel into your native tongue! I would love a link to your site to give you credit and exposure. <<less

Ludric Cazmere is the world's Supreme Hero, born to slay the demon lord and exterminate evil. But this story is not about him.... more>>

Rye Cazmere is the Supreme Hero's younger brother, born without any predestined fate and meaning in life. A disappointment to his family who expected to bear another hero for the country. Breaking away from his family who ignored his existence, he lived peacefully as a teacher. But what will happen when he reunited with his powerful brother after 6 years?

It was the first step toward the fate of his life.

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Check out my other works:
'Heaven's Will'
'The Prince & His Sloth'
'How to Survive as a Villain: Beginner’s Guide'
'[QT] You Are My Fairytale'
'Revenge of the Honorable Prince'
'Yanagi & Aoi'
'[QT] Marrying My Master in Another World'
The stories are all not related, so you can enjoy them separately ~(º w º ~) <<less

After Noah's death, what greeted him was an AI system calling itself Black, offering him a job working for the World and Soul Management Bureau. ... more>>

He has to travel to many different worlds, taking over an identity of some unfortunate soon-to-be-dead dude, and live out the remainder of his new life there however he wanted.

Easy-peasy!

...Right?

...Ok, sure, there are a few small kinks here and there... like terrorist attacks, murder plots, zombie apocalypses, and the like... but one should always look at the bright side!

Noah: "...Blackie, is it just me, or is this good brother of mine looking at me like a hungry wolf seeing a juicy piece of meat?" (°△°|||)

Black: "Don't worry, host. He is just a bit excited due to nearly losing his life back there. You know, adrenaline." (¬‿¬)

Noah: "…are you sure that's what's really going on here?" (っ °Д °;)っ

Black: "Absolutely!" (≖‿≖)

~ Many worlds later ~

Noah: "This secret mission that you can't tell me about… it can't possibly be to get fucked by the least appropriate target?!" (°ㅂ°╬)

Black: "Of-of course not! Ho-how could that possibly be, eh?" (; ﾟ 3ﾟ )~♪

ML: Right, right, that's just a very (not so) coincidental bonus. Ψ(╹ڡ╹ )Ψ

💠 Author Note 💠
* SSC has long arcs. Each world is a fully-fledged novel on its own.
* Don't let the summary (or the cover) fool you! While SSC does have an occasional explicit smut, it is primarily a fluffy and hilarious romance!
* Pairings are one-on-one and taboo-ish. (E.g. hired assassin and his target, monster tamer and his tamed beast, master and disciple, siblings, brothers-in-law, etc.)
* More info in the info chapter

Author website: lucypandora.com
Support the author on ko-fi: ko-fi.com/lucypandora
Discord: lucypandora.com/discord <<less

At the banks of the Fen Hua river stands Madam Yan’s Matchmaking Pavilion where even the most unlikely of lovers can make their wish for a future together come true.... more>>

When General Yu returns from the battlefield and is urged to marry by his family, he is less than thrilled. What is this nonsense about only bringing true lovers together in Madam Yan’s Matchmaking Pavilion? That woman is just a money-grubber with a fake backstory! He’d like to see how she’ll try to sell some flower vase to him.
But when he is faced with Scholar Zhang Shi Lan, he can’t help but wonder if this Madam Yan might truly be able to make a miracle come true. Whatever. If she can’t, he’ll just kidnap the beauty. <<less

Status: Main story completed + Extras ongoing
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Returning with accolades after securing victory for his empire, Great General Ning Wei is faced with the arduous task of dealing with the imperial court and its petty schemes. As frustration over his situation mounts, the prestigious Yan household offers an unexpectedly favorable alliance.... more>>

Ning Wei finds himself intrigued by the young head of his newly-allied household, Yan Yixuan. But Yan Yixuan’s words seem to have hidden meanings and his behavior with Ning Wei too indulgent for an ally. After schemes are concocted and hurdles passed, will the great general finally find the answers he seeks from the one who waylaid him?
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While establishing the pact between their households—

Yan Yixuan: I will protect and support your household for you. Any injustice done unto you will be as if done unto me, and any favors you owe will now be mine to repay. Do you agree that you will show me the same regard?

Ning Wei: ……

Why does it sound like a marriage vow?! No, he's thinking too much.

Ning Wei: Yes, I agree.

Yan Yixuan smiles brilliantly as if having obtained something priceless.

Ning Wei, inwardly: Why do I feel like I just signed over my soul? I must be imagining things again…

Yan Yixuan, inwardly: I can finally be close to my Ah-Ning! Let’s see who will dare to bully him now.

The other court officials: We don’t dare, we don’t dare!

Soon, the entire capital is flooded with the news of their flamboyant courting (the oblivious Ning Wei: Our flamboyant what?!) and then blinded with their shameless displays of affection (the smitten Ning Wei: I’ve been corrupted by a certain irresistible little fox).

The bullied officials: If that demon of a duke told us his intentions earlier, would we have offended the general?! Great General, forgive our insolence!

Ning Wei, looks at his lover: Did you do something for me behind my back again?

Yan Yixuan: *smiles innocently*

Ning Wei, chuckles and rubs his head affectionately: Cheeky little fox. <<less

Feared by the world for their unrivalled strength, Bai Liang finally lost his beloved master under the 'justice' of the self-proclaimed righteous sects. As he sought blood and revenge, heaven secured him and locked him up before he caused irreparable destruction to his world and caused it to collapse. It was then he was told that his all-powerful master has escaped the abyss of the underworld and scattered his soul to multiple worlds in the lower realm.... more>>

But just as he thought that his master could live a carefree life, heaven didn't let him rest. His master who forcefully reincarnated himself to the worlds where he wasn't fated to exist had tangled the thread of fate and created instability in the world's trajectory. To prevent the collapse of these worlds, Bai Liang agreed to help maintain them, determined to let his master enjoy his life until he dies of old age without any regret.

Bai Liang: Let's focus.
Xue 'sword spirit system' Liang: [Yes, Master!]
A certain master: Baby, I'm here~
Bai Liang: Master! °˖✧ \ (///▽///) / ✧˖°
Xue Liang: [Master, stop climbing Grandmaster's bed QAQ!!]

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Check out my other works:
'Heaven's Will'
'The Prince & His Sloth'
'How to Survive as a Villain: Beginner’s Guide'
'[QT] You Are My Fairytale'
'The Supreme Hero's Younger Brother'
'Revenge of the Honorable Prince'
'Yanagi & Aoi'
The stories are all not related, so you can enjoy them separately ~(º w º ~) <<less

With his fiancé having been stolen by his (supposedly) kind-hearted and merciful younger brother, Sun Fang decides to take the high road. (To the surprise of everyone who's ever known him.) Instead of fighting to get his cheating fiancé back, Sun Fang sets out to fully enjoy the wealth of his family. After all, he's no longer the heir (his younger brother took that too) which means that he has no responsibilities. Ah, the life of a worry-free rich young master is really the best!... more>>

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A/N: This is the 1st draft. It's now undergoing revisions and editing with the goal of self-publication (ebook + hopefully paperback). Sign up for the free newsletter so you don't miss the official (and much improved) release: https://gansub.com/s/yuZbkcJDDVKFsJKyZMg/ <<less

To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote.... more>>

What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere!

How do you counter a novel full of plotholes?
Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense!

It shouldn't be working but the result?

Terrifying!

Long live holy creator Frozen Milk!

"Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?"

"Hello? System help?"

"System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host."

"%$@#!"

Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!!

Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear!

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Disclaimer: profanities and innuendos
Has elements of BL
This book is pure comedy with some serious elements, if you get offended easily, please don't read

First book in the 'Scum Series' <<less

The apocalypse came; firstly only with the side effects of another world war, the radioactive making people sick and poisoning the air and food, but then the zombies came.
And they hit hard against an already fragile humankind.
Not that it matters to me, really, I’m a vampire after all; no zombie can match me and is even fun to bully them around while I have the whole city for myself.
As if a swarm of ants would bother the passing tiger.
But one thing did, one that was the worst nightmare of any immortal being.
Loneliness.
And being bored to death on top of that.
Good thing that some humans appear close to my... more>> territory, that way I have someone to play with; and the mere thought makes my mouth water, so many things I could do to them…
And that made me very, very eager.
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MC(Main Character) ML (Male Lead/couple)
MC: I hope you two are prepared.
ML1: Prepared? For what?
ML2: Don’t you dare hurt him…
MC: *smirks smugly* For vampires are known to have a lot of… stamina in yourselves…
ML2: … *Stares down meanly but hides blush*
ML1: Stamina? For what? *look at both of them, confused*
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**Mature content**
BL(Boys love)
This book contains explicit sex, gore, strong language, bondage, bdsm and threesome between men.

This is the raw draft of this book, if you wish you can read the edit version with extra exclusives chapter by buying on KOBO
https://www.kobo.com/br/en/ebook/surviving-the-apocalypse-as-a-vampire
Or on TAPAS for FREE!
https://tapas.io/series/Surviving-the-apocalypse-as-a-vampire-mxmxm-BL
☆=(ゝω･)/ <<less

It wasn't the apocalypse that broke him. He was strong enough to survive that. But when his childhood friend died for him, that was when Lu Hao realized he had made a mistake. Now he had a chance to fix it.... more>>

(This is an expansion of the story "At the End of the World", as told by Lu Hao. It is told in three parts: arc 1 involves Lu Hao and Hong Sheng's childhood. Arc 2 delves into the original events of the first timeline, which resulted in Hong Sheng's death. Arc 3 shows how Lu Hao uses his second chance when he wakes up before the apocalypse - before Hong Sheng dies.) <<less

Leander is a healer. But he is not like those healers who have it all: the fame, the money and the harems. Because he is chubby. Ranked only F, he struggles with life as a new recruit in the Adventurer's Guild. Until he sees a poster that changes his life and sends him on a journey to lose weight, get the fame, money and the harem. Except, his harem will be full of men. But, such is fate. ... more>>

This is a slow burn BL harem with dungeon delving. It follows the old adventurer's guild troupes with some twists and turns. A journey from zero to hero, one could say.

I am also posting this on Ritoria.

(I am using this book to lie to my brain that losing weight is possible with the methods written in the many self-help books I have been reading recently. If you need to shed some fat, you might use Anti-cake Dungeon Delving the same way. A little hope never hurt nobody.)

Updated daily. The MC becomes a dungeon core going chapter 86 and forward.

The sort of sequel: Life Skilling, is out. <<less

The "Farin" are those that bring the sacrifice.
The "Alvarr" are those that take it.
Deep into the mountain carriers walk, blindfolded, carrying fruits and... more>> meat.
For a "Farin", seeing their Gods would be blasphemy. Don't make a sound, don't look, don't react. Set down the sacrifice and leave.
When the young "Farin" is attacked by a wild animal during the process, his blindfold loosens - and he stares right into an "Alvarr's" golden eyes. Little did he know that the so-called gods didn't care about their regular visitors and weird fruit, and especially not about being seen.
Curious about the human's reaction, Alvarr sticks around.
And, well, since there is no use crying over spilled milk, Farin just decides to enjoy the mysterious being's company.
Between not even sharing a language and vastly different customs, two people end up getting along much better than expected. <<less

A cute 'straight' shou, Lee Yun Gyeong, was betrayed by his own colleague and his ship was sucked into the blackhole.... more>>

Fortunately, he is survived and saved his soldiers due to his bearing as a pure-blooded vampire. However, due to exhaustion of power, he fell from the sky and was thrown into World no.2 also known as the 'Ancient Earth' where he thought had already ceased to exist.

There he met our coffin faced Gong, Movie Emperor Han Jungsik. He loves no one but his cat!

What would happened to our Vampire Shou and Catlover Gong?

•Happy Ending
•1v1
•Fluff
•Cats <<less

From a prince to a consort, Xue Lan was sold by his nation as a token of their peace treaty. He was bullied, tormented, and eventually died with resentment. Before his death, he unleashed his wrath and dragged everyone in sight with him to hell.... more>>

Never did he expect the blood he spilled would call forth the embodiment of sin.

He bought his second chance to live, vowing that he would destroy his nation and the empire which were responsible for his undeserved death.

Xue Lan: "I want them fallen, despaired, and enslaved."

A certain demon: My master is so cute~

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Check out my other works:
'Heaven's Will'
'The Prince & His Sloth'
'How to Survive as a Villain: Beginner’s Guide'
'[QT] You Are My Fairytale'
'The Supreme Hero's Younger Brother'
'Yanagi & Aoi'
'[QT] Marrying My Master in Another World'
The stories are all not related, so you can enjoy them separately ~(º w º ~) <<less

Bai Xing is a freelance translator who has been locking himself up in his apartment for 7 years. He was in the middle of working his latest job when his computer suddenly glitched. The next thing he knew, he was standing in the back garden of a magnificent castle. To get back home, he must help a being called M save his fairytale world.... more>>

Him? Someone who has been living in his own world for 7 years?

He has no choice but to move forward, but who is this man clinging to him??

Unexpectedly, he found himself his own fairytale.

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Check out my other works:
'Heaven's Will'
'The Prince & His Sloth'
'How to Survive as a Villain: Beginner’s Guide'
'The Supreme Hero’s Younger Brother'
'Revenge of the Honorable Prince'
'Yanagi & Aoi'
'[QT] Marrying My Master in Another World'
The stories are all not related, so you can enjoy them separately ~(º w º ~) <<less

His name is Kurosaki Sei. He is a villain. Well, no, not really. All he wants is to live in peace watching cat videos, but the world keeps forcing the troublesome role on him.... more>>

When he thought it couldn't get any worse, the next villain role could sentence him into prison !?

Nope, not if he does something about it.

Capture target A: You understand my affection, don't you?

Capture target B: I want you as a reward

Capture target C: Drawing you is never enough

Kurosaki Sei: The world is out to get me

How to survive as a villain? First of all, let's run and hide.

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Check out my other works:
'Heaven's Will'
'The Prince & His Sloth'
'[QT] You Are My Fairytale'
'The Supreme Hero’s Younger Brother'
'Revenge of the Honorable Prince'
'Yanagi & Aoi'
'[QT] Marrying My Master in Another World'
The stories are all not related, so you can enjoy them separately ~(º w º ~) <<less

Oliver Campbell likes sweet foods, but for many reasons has resisted. Robin Quan runs a small cafe with irresistible sweet treats. A warm slice of life of two men bonding over delicious desserts and drinks.... more>>

Cover art by bafflinghaze
Also found on AO3 and tapas

Contains: desserts, fluff, idiots to lovers, SO MUCH FLUFF (with a sprinkling of flangst), mild mutual pining and Disaster Gays. Set in Australia~

Rating: explicit. COMPLETE! <<less

Romeo Valenti is a pop superstar with a career on the rise. Then he crosses paths with an Ancient Greek deity and finds himself transformed into a woman. Which probably wouldn’t be so bad if it didn’t throw his ability to perform into chaos.... more>>

Now he and his bandmates have to figure out how to keep his career going with his new voice and new look. All while the deity in question decides he’s amusing and starts stirring up extra trouble. Especially in his love life. <<less

Zombie apocalypse setting. Hong Sheng is a cannon fodder who died to protect his secret love, a protagonist-like man surrounded by beautiful women. When he... more>> wakes up 3 months before the apocalypse, he expects things to go the same way – but somehow, something has changed. <<less