The Guild Master of Dewhurst has had a rough life. After many years of failure he rises to face his destiny and transform his decrepit Adventurer's Guild into the greatest Guild in all the realms. How? By filling it up with cute female adventurers who get powered up from making love to him, of course.... more>>

Using nothing but his massive intellect, a sharp sense for business, a pair of magic eyes and a dick blessed by the Goddess herself, he'll transform a growing harem of misfits warriors into a team strong enough to defeat the Demon Lord... If the over the top town of Dewhurst doesn't kill them first, that is. <<less

Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum [Naruto FanFic]
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If you want peace, prepare for war
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Death claims all of us, but some are granted a second chance. ... more>>

An innocent girl gets reincarnated into the world of Naruto, armed with ambition, megalomania, and pride alone. [Naruto FanFic] [Female OC]
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It was an average day in Miami—then fractures in the sky appeared. A pulse from those cracks altered the population; some people's biology changed... more>> while others received magical and supernatural powers. After the chaos, the political drama ensued, followed by the discovery of portals that brought deadly creatures. They called this event "The Oscillation" and it changed Rachel's life forever. <<less

Don't expect too much from this abomination.... more>>

As the name of this fiction suggests, the title I go by in heaven is the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus. I work as a life counselor for trash waifus in case you were slow and didn't catch on.

If you have any suggestions or ideas for scenarios you want to get some really shitty life counseling for, feel free to leave them in the comments and I might make a chapter around the scenario. Really though, don't expect any legit advice. It'll all be awful. Do not follow any suggestions given by this irresponsible god.

Please be advised, author takes no responsibility if someone decides to follow the shit-tier advice of the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus.

If this isn't your cup of tea, feel free to check out my more tame stories. They cover various different genres such as Action, Adventure, Comedy, Isekai, LitRPG, Mystery, Psychological Horror, Romance, Satire, Slice of Life, Supernatural, and Wuxia.
https://www.amazon.com/Kira-Minoru/e/B07VS3Y18W <<less

Other Tags: Tower Defense | Crafting | Anti-Cat Propaganda
Have you ever thought to yourself, “tfw no qt3.14 dragon girl gf to play vidya with?” Are you one of those lonely people who claim to prefer single-player games because you have nobody to play multiplayer games with? Do you wish that you could have a harem of cute, 10/10 waifus who just want to play video games, be lazy with you, and do cute romantic things?... more>>

Then congratulations! You don’t get any of those things, but Drake does. You do, however, get the opportunity to live vicariously through Drake as he goes to a lazy dragon’s (read: best girl’s) pocket universe that has been designed to be the perfect survival / tower defense / crafting hybrid game-turned-reality! Have I mentioned that there are cute dogs and bees involved? What about the bodybuilder cat enemies? Or the fact that I, the best informational status window and synopsis writer ever, Window, am in the story?

Oh, and you might want to keep in mind that the dragon in charge of the universe dislikes all things rational, logical, and other boring things like those.

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Volume 1 now available on Amazon! https://books2read.com/u/bMRRNV?store=amazon

Cover art done by ErosPanda (https://www.instagram.com/erospanda/)!
You can find the full-sized version here (https://twitter.com/ace_arriande/status/1170490333274222592/photo/1). <<less

Su Jing Fei awakens to find herself transmigrated into the ancient Chinese world from the movie Blossoms in the Wind. The body she now inhabits is one of the main female villains with the same name as her! Destined to be cast aside, she accepts her ill fate against the protagonists of the movie. However, it seems that fate is not done with her as she becomes entangled in secrets darker than she had imagined. Her desire for this world is only the revenge she must partake for those she loves!... more>>

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Cover image originally from manhua 長歌行, Song of the Long March, from artist Xia Da.

Original chapters will be released first on Novelupdates, and the edited and most updated versions will be on ScribbleHub! (So if you're anxious for chapters, feel free to check out the forums at Novelupdates!) Also, if there's every any delays or pleasant surprises, feel free to follow me for the news!

Novel contains some sexual content and mature content such as rape. Please read at your own discretion.

I know most people don't like rape, but I'll include a spoiler below for those who want to know more about it to see if they want to keep reading or not.

*SPOILER, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.*
The MC is not raped; however, other females around her are. The scenes are never full explicit, but you will see the aftermath of it. <<less

"Lovely Goddess" was the name of the last game I played before dying. It was an ordinary Otome game with a beautiful heroine, 5 top-notch capture targets and of course a villainess.... more>>

After dying of sleep deprivation, my soul was transported to the world of the game and into the Villainess' 8-year-old body.
Now, not only do I have to cope with my own death and the loss of my family but I also have to deal with my new situation.
I'm rich, beautiful and a powerful mage. There's no way I'll die because of a dude after being given a second chance at life. Nope! Not doing this! I will not participate in this nonsense.

High school student Hazel Jennings reincarnated as Hazel Vedar, the villainess lady of the otome game “Lovely Goddess”. Rather than playing her role as a villainess, she'd rather cultivate her newfound power, work on her relationship with her newfound family and overall mind her own business. <<less

A perfect, sleepy town is the perfect, sleepy home for all of its happy, sleepy inhabitants. all but one, who feels like something is off, a splinter in their mind. A chance encounter with a librarian of all people makes life a whole lot stranger, a whole lot more interesting, and a whole lot more intense. ... more>>

CWs:
- there's a pretty gory transformation sequence that happens exactly once and is over after that.
- if you're used to my work: this one is a bit more adult, exploring some proper sexuality and so on. it's an experiment so we'll see where it goes! <<less

At the banks of the Fen Hua river stands Madam Yan’s Matchmaking Pavilion where even the most unlikely of lovers can make their wish for a future together come true.... more>>

When General Yu returns from the battlefield and is urged to marry by his family, he is less than thrilled. What is this nonsense about only bringing true lovers together in Madam Yan’s Matchmaking Pavilion? That woman is just a money-grubber with a fake backstory! He’d like to see how she’ll try to sell some flower vase to him.
But when he is faced with Scholar Zhang Shi Lan, he can’t help but wonder if this Madam Yan might truly be able to make a miracle come true. Whatever. If she can’t, he’ll just kidnap the beauty. <<less

The edges of time and space met in a single place, Earth. Soon, terror and chaos reign on the whole world as new gates opened followed by a flood of beasts and monsters. The gates rattled the whole world, letting it taste massive destruction. ... more>>

The world map as everyone now it was not more. The once-great nations fell one by one. Like dominoes, they all stumbled. Great was the fall!

But the skies and heavens hadn't abandoned men. Along with destruction rose new creations. The humans were blessed with the Gifts of the earth. They wielded the power to twist logic and magic.

The myth became realities in the hands of the wielders.

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Author's Note: A total rewrite because I don't like how it turned out. Currently, Patreon exclusive until I rewrite everything. <<less

The war is over. The evil god has been defeated and the heroes stand victorious. In the aftermath, all the heroes decided to settle down and live a quiet life. All except Azel, the hero of the spear and the one who almost betrayed the other heroes. ... more>>

Perhaps seeking atonement or entertainment, Azel leaves the promise of an easy life for one of adventure. Follow Azel as he fulfills his hierarchy of needs: good food, employment, glory, self improvement, and cute girls.

Disclaimers:

I can’t guarantee a stable release schedule.

The writing style of the first 15 or so chapters is inconsistent with the rest of the novel. This should be fixed eventually, though this disclaimer will remain here until it is fixed.

This is my first novel, so feel free to point out any errors. <<less

It was an average day in Miami—then fractures in the sky appeared. A pulse from those cracks altered the population; some people's biology changed while others received magical and supernatural powers. After the chaos, the political drama ensued, followed by the discovery of portals that brought deadly creatures. They called this event "The Oscillation" and it changed Rachel's life forever.... more>>

Note: I've received some feedback that people don't like the foul language. This also included my mother, she wanted me to make a cleaner version for her. So, I thought I might as well release it alongside the more explicit version. I went back and rewrote the parts that have profanity in them. ^_^7

Cover Commissioned From Likesac ^_^7 <<less

Qin Rong is your regular, every day man. Goes to work, pays his bills and watches soap operas under cover of night.... more>>

He is also a elite mercenary for hire. (Gotta pay those bills somehow)

On one mission, he is shot in the back by an unknown ally and dies only to wake up in the body of a strange, malnourished child. Escaping his captors, he meets an young noble, befriends him and later leaves to get back into the mercenary business. Yet how is it that once cute and innocent child ended up growing up to be such a devious person?

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QR: Don't die~
ML: I won't if you stay with me.
QR: Don't use your life as a bargaining chip!
ML: Then I guess I'll just go on with-
QR: O-okay, okay, I'll stay with you!!
ML: It's your words. Don't take them back.
QR: ... <<less

A beautiful girl? Exceedingly so.
A rich girl? Filthy.
A powerful girl? Obviously.... more>>

All systems are go, but but but there appears to be a catch.

He held his beautiful head and screamed, "How did this happen to me?!"

After waking up to an unfamiliar ceiling a former man found himself sporting long black hair, fierce red eyes, fair skin, and a rather incredible figure. "This resting b*tch face ..." he contemplated momentarily, "It's totally my preference! But it's totally my face! Totally bad news!"

The only option was to buy time until he could figure out what was going on and very soon he realized, "Aren't I screwed?" He was a duke's daughter engaged to the crown prince of the kingdom and was currently attending a magical academy with a cast of overly hot men happening to be the same age. This was clearly an otome game setting, and with his elegant, flower of evil, villainess face he inwardly broke out in a cold sweat.

The major problem was his total lack of information for he had never heard of the otome game he was currently in. Ergo, he had no idea how to avoid a bad end. However, the true problem was even more profound. "Marrying a man is impossible: I'm only into girls!"

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For a full definition and explanation of otome games visit my glossary section.

Reviews, criticisms, compliments, and suggestions for improvement are welcome anywhere and everywhere at any time. By combining our powers let's turn this into a "Critical Success"! Yay!

I poured my heart and soul into the illustration (my first digital drawing) and using a mouse with Gimp makes me never want to do it again! I'll try again next week.

P.S. This is my attempt to join the supreme race known as authors, whom I hold the greatest respect for. And let me tell all the fine people of culture that otome game novels are my element and noble villainess girls are the blood coursing through my veins. Ohoho.

The harsh truth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAcO3g_QGmM
But how I feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxre0XqdO9E <<less

Bare walls, steel bars and not a lot else. If she had to read ONE more strategy book she was going to puke. After ten boring years, something had to give and it sure as hell wasn't going to be her. ... more>>

Kidnapped and turned into an experimental soldier from a young age, Leliana's finally managed to get herself clear of all the stuffy laboratory equipment and is making up for a lost childhood. Unfortunately for her, the lead scientist who'd spent so many years beating her into shape isn't quite ready to call it a loss, and has unleashed an accidental catastrophe into the world to get her back. <<less

How to dig your own grave? —and other life snippets about a villainess who eats death flags for a living.
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Coco is a trash-like existence. Her attitude just makes people around her cough blood. It's Earth's blessing that she died. And her descent is her next world's misfortune.... more>>

She realized that she transmigrated inside an otome game she used to play as Colette Corliss, the villainess. Nothing to worry about. She can just use her game knowledge to avoid death flags or something, right?

It’s just that the plot became nothing but fart. All because she transmigrated in a world where numerous otome games co-exist. A world with plenty of protagonists with different tiers of heroine halos. A bunch of Rival Characters. Love interests confusing who their heroine was. There was only one word to describe her current circumstance. Chaos! But it isn't necessarily a bad thing. She smirked to herself.

"In chaos, I thrive. Duh."

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Content Warning: This novel is absurd. Do not read this at home.

Mostly a parody of isekai'd to games and cultivation worlds.

? Previously known as "Merge Riot!"

This will be reposted on RoyalRoad.com under the username Dalang Tala <<less

As the most successful editor, beloved by the whole world, touted as the holy angel, Eric dared to offend everyone under heavens and hell!
Nothing new. Only problem is, well... this time... the person he offended is... this handsome, self-proclaimed Demon Lord in his office!... more>>

Demon Lord: My son cursed you, so I came to take you away.
Eric: Yeah, no thank you.
Yet the demon lord doesn't take a no.
Eric: Then why did you ask in the first place?
Demon Lord: Because I wanted to charm you.
Eric: You have no charm. Grow a pair of boobs, then come ba-

Next second, Eric finds himself in the Demon World. His punishment? To make the aspiring demons proper authors. Only then can Eric escape. But the thing is, Eric has to teleport into each story to edit it!

The even bigger problem, the Demon Lord seems to follow him!

"Excuse me, good sir, why the hell are you the final boss in every story that I've to seduce? Please get out of here and do your duty as the Demon Lord! Stop making all the students write about you!"

Yet the biggest problem, all the demons... seem to want him!

"This is not a breeding ground. Thank you. Please kindly fuck off. My body is not for your lusting entertainment!!!"

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Disclaimer: This has steamy scenes and loads of profanities. Read at your own risk and be ready to have your sanity and integrity questioned.

The second book in the 'Scum Series'. You don't need to have read the first book to read this but it's a damn, funny, bs book, so read it as well- 'Shameless transmigration' it's called.

Picture doesn't belong to me. Credits to artist. <<less

You know the setup: A young man on Earth hit by a speeding truck who ends up in a generic fantasy world.... more>>

But what about this: A young man in a generic LitRPG fantasy world hit by a carriage who ends up in modern-day San Francisco, and yet still wants to be a hero anyway? That's how Systemless starts, and boy does it never let up.

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The system can be accepted by anyone who decides to Class Up using the world’s various Sorting Scepters. From then on, leveling up will be possible, but it could come at the cost of one's life. All actions one takes, from combat to breathing, take from their pool of LP (Life Points). Run out, and so too will they perish. The only way to replenish one's LP is to level up and learn new skills.

Eryk Solbourne chooses the [Adventurer] class, destined to explore great worlds, fight magnificent beasts, and inspire others. Now he is a D-Rank hero, but he will forge a powerful destiny for himself... and he will do so in a new world, after The Goddess reincarnates him in a brand-new Earth that is in desperate need of his abilities.

Join Eryk Solbourne and his two Earthen friends Francis and Delta as they adventure across the United States and try to achieve the impossible: becoming the ultimate hero in a world where levels don't even exist.

Cover art by the Romantically Apocalyptic Team: http://www.rom.ac/ <<less

Liam is a timid but generally easygoing kid, in the middle of a rough patch from dealing with his fire-and-brimstone parents. When he spots a... more>> new student sitting in the corner of the classroom, love at first sight may be the first bright patch in a while. But learning her secret has thrown them into a world he never knew could exist - and with new thoughts lodged into his mind. <<less

When evil kings summon kids from Earth to be used and abused as fast-leveling soldiers in their petty wars, the Isekai Police will be there to stop them. A group of ex-isekai protagonists in their own right, they utilize their collective skills to fight for the end of summoning abuse.... more>>

Artyom Choi, cynical ex-hero and founding member of the organization, is sent to investigate the presence of an Earther on an innocently idyllic World where no summoning has supposedly taken place. His mission: rescue the Earther and figure out how he got there. Dark secrets lie beneath the surface of paradise, however. Will he be able to find this new hero and get out before whatever malicious forces brought them there doom them both?
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New chapters published on Mondays and Fridays (at 7 pm pst). Also published in parallel on Royal Road!
Discord: https://discord.gg/Zc8CHSrxVr <<less

"You do so enjoy employing hostage takeovers, Neil. It's about time you're on the receiving end don't you think?"... more>>

My father said those words to me while Bree was pinning me down on the floor. She wore nothing but her underwear and an oversized hoodie, that only covered up to her slender snow-white thighs.

I asked him what he meant exactly, but he only chuckled through the cell phone and said,

"Well, I guess from today onwards you're going to be taken hostage by an angel."

With that, the phone call, as well as my normal life, came to an abrupt end...

The story of Neil Dameson starts out as if it were any other regular day. He woke up, ate breakfast, took a limousine to school, and fired a couple of incompetent employees. It was the usual life of an everyday teenage millionaire. Then out of thin air, an angel named Bree appeared before him and gave him the powers of an angel. He then could see people's life spans and took on the mantle of being a "Death Watcher." With his newfound powers, he had to use them to save humanity from the threat of the "Overshadows." The Overshadows" were evil dark angels who lived eternally by stealing the life span of humans and threw the world into chaos. The weight of his duties only heightens when he finds out that he dies if he fails to save even a single human life. Forced into a situation, where Neil has to become the reluctant hero everyone wants him to be, and with his life at the mercy of the angels, he truly was a hostage.
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In a world progressing towards destruction, Takumi Hachi simply wants to become the best Basketball player of his era. However, being the Rikuto next in line to become the head of the Hachi means he can’t avoid dealing with Shikis, Strays, and other monstrosities terrorizing his homeland. He’ll have to find a balance between his role as the enigma “Alessandro“ by night and pursuing his basketball desire by day. Not to mention a planned marriage to a troubled girl with rare, highly sought-after blood. No one ever said it would be easy, but nothing ever is in the ordinary life of a Setsu vampire.... more>>

The sudden arrival of an unexpected fiancé has disrupted Takumi’s plans to ace Hirazawa’s Spring Basketball Ceremony. Coupled with that, an old friend has called him up for a peculiar favor: Investigate “The Night Stalk” in Odai-wai prefecture. His school year hasn’t even officially begun and he already finds himself back in the supernatural world he so detests … much deeper into it than he would’ve expected.

Webtoon version: https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/takumi-ordinary-life-of-a-setsu-vampire/list?title_no=460324

Hard copy of the Light Novel with actual art inside, can be found here: https://www.amazon.com/Takumi-Ordinary-Setsu-Vampire-Vol-1/dp/1729520707/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=takumi+ordinary+life&qid=1582372031&sr=8-1 <<less

Fang Shuren is a lazy bum. He abandoned his family then quit his job. Most speculated he went insane, some said he turned into a coward, and a few of the usual swore it was a fanatical love affair. But these are all at least half wrong, he did it with intentions to start a new life. Lately, things had gotten so monotonous that he didn’t even sing when drunk anymore! ... more>>

Well, ditching everything didn’t help. Fang Shuren idled for months before he decided to take a stroll up Plum Blossom Mountain, a place where he planned to be done with it all. He never expected to meet another person there. And that they'd be so...obnoxious.

Can Fang Shuren ever ditch this irritating man, be productive in society, or sing while drunk again? And does he actually want to do any of these besides the first one?

*HE, but deals with themes of depression* <<less

She was a somewhat normal girl that loved to watch anime, read manga, read light novels, and watch KPOP. ... more>>

She would also feel unsatisfied about the weak heroines in the novels she read.

However, her seemingly normal life started to fall apart. In the end, she was killed by an unexpected event. To her surprise, she woke up to another world but unlike the novels of reincarnating in a European fantasy world, her world was in modern-day.

She wasn't in any familiar world like the manga or light novels she read but she witnessed some of the usual tropes. While she doesn't know whether she's a villainess, heroine, or mob, she'll continue to live her life ignoring (ruining events).

"Who cares about all these events, when I have myself to take care of"

***This is my first novel so please excuse any errors and I update whenever I have time.

[Please don't copy this]

I don't own the pictures I use <<less

Hidden within the population are rare subspecies of humans called “Renegades.” Information on them remain scarce and the planet had been in a state of caution ever since they were first revealed to exist.... more>>

Sheltered High School student Lucas Thorne only wanted a thrilling experience or at least a break from his tiring routine of daily life. The turning point arrives when he is ambushed and put at the mercy of Rio Kiyodera, an assassin he witnessed on a chance encounter.

In exchange for sparing his life, Lucas is blackmailed into taking over Rio’s assignment–seven wanted Renegades with the potential to bring forth calamities if they remain alive.

Now, Lucas is forced to go on an adventure of missions and getting tangled in the affairs of others. His wish has been granted, but there’s no turning back. <<less