What defines endgame content? Is it raiding epic dungeons to take down the strongest bosses there are, or is it facing off against other players to climb the ladder and become the top PvPer? Is endgame content gathering materials and crafting the strongest and most exotic equipment that there is, or is it all about playing the market and amassing more wealth than everybody else? Some people even argue that fashion and minigames are endgame content!... more>>

Ryouta has already done all of that. Having spent most of his life playing MMO after MMO, he now finds himself wanting to live a virtual life that is far more relaxed and casual than what he is known for.

To Ryouta, the true endgame is fishing.

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Cover illustrated by KoeHaru1!
https://www.instagram.com/koeharu_/ <<less

Cesar is a veteran soldier with a mysterious past, for him supernatural creatures and ghosts are everyday things. He has saved the world from a brutal war against the dragons, a war that no one remembers, only to find himself involved in yet another war on his return. The Alliance and the Empire have been engaged in the Continental War of Europe for years. Cesar loses his life in an important mission to recover the Codex, a gem capable of granting a wish at great cost, the same object that originated the war against the dragons. But offered a second chance, the option to return to life but in the body of a white fox... more>> girl, a familiar face and a greater mystery are now set to be uncovered. He accepts with the goal of saving his sister, finding his lost family and unraveling the mystery of his past that continues to haunt him even after his death.

But at the end of the day, it is a story about the family and how important it is for everyone to help each other to go ahead.

The publications of the chapters may vary a bit but I try to have at least one new chapter every 10 days.

I will also be posting this story on honey feed , royal road, Pixiv and syosetu :

https://www.honeyfeed.fm/novels/5525
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/48334/valkyria-squadron
https://ncode.syosetu.com/n5512ic/
https://www.pixiv.net/novel/series/10177340
https://www.ritoria.com/en/story/fd235830-b740-4c85-9263-f88d4776d010
https://kakuyomu.jp/my/works/16817330655203792744
https://www.wattpad.com/story/353549981-valkyria-squadron

Also now on Amazon Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BQ212LL4

Yes, I also think it's a lot of web pages.

PD: English is not my first language so I apologize in advance for any mistakes I may make.

PD2:Originally this would be a visual novel, So it may have a lot of dialogue between characters. <<less

https://discord.gg/yCBakJY - Discord
https://www.instagram.com/unravel_nna/?hl=en - Instagram... more>>

A Marvel Multiverse Story. Other than Marvel, the novel contains subtle elements of Air Gear, Naruto, Bleach, D. Gray-Man, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn. The elements won't be visible from the get-go, but when the circumstances are right.
There are about 120 chapters on my Patreon, where there are enough chapters where these elements have been introduced. https://www.patreon.com/Nonameavailable

It will begin with MCU, and then there will be a big change when the Convergence (From Marvel Future Revolution) takes place.
The Main Protagonist belongs to me, from my original novel. Other than him, I don't own anything else.

https://www.webnovel.com/book/infinite-ladder---the-war-of-gods_20708723506185705

This will be R-18. Although by the time I am creating this and posting the first chapter. I haven't decided who, so do give me suggestions. <<less

Short synopsis: A rock explores an apocalyptic world of magic and monsters as she kills things and has babies.... more>>

Discord: https://discord.gg/SRdW9T6UJu

Opal wakes up to a new life.
She fights and grows stronger, her thick skin keeping her unhurt in situations others would find lethal or at least troubling.
How will she approach this new life of enjoyable fighting and troublesome sexual situations?
Is she getting fat again? She probably ate too much delicious monster meat you say? She doesn't eat and monster meat is gross.
Strange.

What to expect:
A light-hearted look at dark situations.
A system with leveling, skills and magic.
Lots of combat focusing on effects more than detail.
Povs showing different, varied perspectives.
Opal making lots of babies.

Content Warning:
It won't let me include more than 25 tags so I picked the ones most relevant or important to the telling of the story.
This means many sexual tags were left out and due to the nature of the story you may want to know in advance some of the things planned for the story in the future.
Opal will be going a lot of places, meeting a lot of different types of people including evil bad guys who will add to her growing list of children.

Some of the planned events include but are not limited to:
Forced Marriages
Cheating
Rape
Incest
Possible NTR(Haven't decided yet)
BDSM
Blackmail
Slavery

If I ever do upload a chapter with NTR content I will tag it at the start of the chapter.

What not to expect: Soul destroying in depth depictions of the heavier subjects even if they are present in the novel. Expect them to happen but not for them to break the protagonist or the reader. I want to make my novel fun to read. Probably. <<less

So, let me get this straight, I die not knowing how, get reborn as a mythical bird, my parents are dragons and this levelling system is crap.
If that isn't bad enough, I'm also terrified of flying.
I'm never going to get used to this, am I?... more>>

---Slight summary of each volume---
Volume 1: Developing & growing up
Volume 2: Romance & vengeance
Volume 3: Home life & invasions
Volume 4: Aftermath & exploration
Volume 5: Soulmates & hunting <<less

Will, an aspiring director and a college student was busy dreaming about becoming a successful figure in Hollywood when he found himself on an alternate earth.... more>>

The world is almost the same, but wait... all the celebrities, brands, and even renowned works from his world are no more!?
Armed with the Hollywood System, Will Evans will rise to the very pinnacle of stardom.
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MCU and DC? I will create them!
F.R.I.E.N.D.S and the Office? I will write them!
Harry Potter and the Lord Of The Rings? I will direct them!

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Author note:
I'm just a fan of 'I'm in Hollywood'. As I was unsatisfied with a few things, I'm writing my own version and will get it to an end.
If you're bored from reading Marvel and Harry Potter fics that keeps getting dropped, read this for a change.

The story will have harem and smut.
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Imp note: I will be posting this on RoyalRoad and Webnovel under the same name. <<less

When one last battle against an unstoppable opponent with the shutdown of the game at stake, thirty years into the life of a VRMMORPG popular enough to hold the fate of the real world's economy in its hands, ends in failure, Alex finds himself returned to the day before release day, with 30 years to prepare for the coming battle.... more>>

Failure means the financial ruin of 5 billion players, but foreknowledge isn't necessarily a guarantee of success. <<less

As a person faithful to her hobbies, Alice made the usual decision to play and indulge herself with a new and interesting game, but... Hmmm, somehow it feels like something is really wrong here though? Huh, she is just tired? but that eerie crimson moon i-... What? it's normal? Oh, then that chill in her spine and the gaze felt on her bac-... Eh? the game is just that real? Oh, then about that ugly thing's sticky weird bloo-... Ah, so it's just her head playing tricks on her... again?
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if you like the story, then care to support it.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mr_grey0cat
Discord: https://discord.gg/tQU5AFGj4G... more>>

Note: Any republishing, or copying with no permission can be taken as an act of theft. <<less

'The Secret World Online' is a world of cultivation, magic, kingdom building, ancient legacies, ancient powerful beasts and other strange concepts. A virtual world where a system exists to guide you through the vague prompts and skip most of the boring things. Everyone wants access to this new VRMMO. ... more>>

Going into beta phase, Jack Hunt strangely receives an invite from an old friend. Not knowing what he’s doing, he gets absorbed in the virtual world as he founds his own village, meets new people and kills mystical beasts. Slowly he unravels the truth about this so-called ‘virtual world’...

This is a story that I'm working on after getting inspiration from reading 'The Lords Empire' in particular, then various other Wuxia/Cultivation novels I have read previously.

This will be a novel that takes quite some time to get anywhere, meandering in a way with little direction and, I'll state this now as some people have commented on it, will not feature sex.
Sex will be present eventually, but there's a reason I do not have it tagged with smut/adult/sexual content. (Lord's Empire didn't have any until chapter 500ish)

My first proper attempt at writing a long story and learning/feeling as I go so expect a rough story, not high in quality nor much having editing, so if you can read it thank you!

(Earlier chapters aren't edited yet, I'll update this message when they are. Check https://discord.gg/sAYXxhuXX4 for status.) <<less

Amara stood upon the fields, watching the dust rise as the demons made their advance in the distance. Behind her stood the mortals, whom she for the last millenium was told were nothing but fodder. Just like herself.
A smile grew on her face as the wind cooled her lips, wetted by the only one who thought otherwise.
And Amara was going to prove to one and all that her support had not been a wasted effort.
She raised her arm, giving the command she had waited a thousand years to give.
The blue sky began glittering, and like falling stars, her hidden ace made their arrival known.
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A woman from Earth, becomes a sacrifical pawn when she is chosen as champion in a war between the gods that rule creation.
Follow her, as she prepares for war - a daunting task which is an uphill battle on it's own, where none expect her to emerge victorious. Except one.
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Mixed dark and lighthearted story.

Draft. Please let me know, what you think the story might be lacking. All feedback is appreciated!

First few chapters, up to chapter 03, have a fast pace. Thereafter, it's a slow read.
- Non-harem in terms of romance.
- MC is technically OP, but starts off weak when compared to those in her league.
- A lot of side stories to display the supporting characters' thoughts and motivations.

- Act 1: A Sacrifical Pawn: Complete
- Act 2: The Roads of Destiny: Ongoing
- Act 3: A Date With Fate: -
- Act 4/5: ?
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Original publishing on ScribbleHub.com. Permissions to publish elsewhere:

- Predator1000 / TheAbysm has my permission to translate this story into russian. Translation can be found here:
https://tl.rulate.ru/book/56358
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Ladies from waifulabs, edited with Paint and PhotoScape. <<less

New Chapter every day!... more>>

The Legion Consortia Galacium was the greatest civilization that ever existed. It stretched across the galaxy, made up of more than ten thousand distinct human cultures with over two hundred thousand inhabited worlds.

Millenia in age it was connected through a system of extra-spacial conduits called The Mirror Maze. It was said that one could walk from one side of the galaxy to the other in less than a hundred steps. It was a marvel of technology, art and peace. Until The Macros came, and in a blink of an eye it was destroyed.

The Macros are beings of pure motivated Trinary code. They broke out of The Mirror Maze nearly instantaneously across the Consortia, inhabiting and taking control of the technologies from the most advanced worlds to the least. With no defenses capable of stopping them, they spread throughout the galaxy, destroying interstellar culture after culture.

Far from the center of galactic civilization, The Palmyr Century was isolated enough to get advanced word of The Macro invasion. The Palmyr was able to close it’s Mirror Maze gateways to the rest of the Consortia and walled off i’s populated worlds from the threat of The Macros. For more than two hundred and fifty years this protection stood, until it was breached by Althea Ram.

Althea Ram, born on the planet Emerald in Palmyr Century was Trinary coding prodigy. This skill lead her to be recruited by a group, the ZAT, an organization engaged in illegal research into Macro code. When found out, the ZAT was eliminated on orders of The First Centurion. Althea escaped with her newly created AI, Dorian.

A fugitive, she found herself betrayed time and time again. Ultimately she joined a group organized by the Rian telepath Shirae Valerian. Shirae made a deal with Althea for her own reasons and provided her with a Mirror Port which would allow her to reach the Lost Worlds outside The Palmyr. While she is driven to discover the secrets of The Macros, Althea is still drawn back to The Palmyr by the unfinished business that has defined her.

The Promethead is her story. And inside the Undeniable Labyrinth is where the journey begins... <<less

Join Benjamin Blake as he tackles life in Marvel against all odds.
I do not own X-men, Marvel or DC properties.
This is pure fanfic so let’s all just enjoy ourselves and suspend a little disbelief. ... more>>

https://www.patreon.com/TheToFu

https://discord.gg/p2QJNck <<less

** A Light Novel, featuring a weak protagonist with the impossible task of saving a Virtual Reality world that has moved on without him. A post-apocalyptic sci-fi brimmed with drama, conspiracies, and action. **... more>>

As the Santa María spaceship travels the galaxy in search of a new home for humanity, all passengers must remain in cryosleep and log into The Novus, a Virtual Reality MMORPG designed to train the young on how to build a civilized society.

Not only is this place a utopia, but it’s also a fresh start for seventeen-year-old Alan and Astrid, who have started dating. "Life in The Novus will be awesome with you by my side!"

But an emergency has pulled Alan out of the system. A catastrophe that endangers the lives of the Santa María's population and their mission.

What will he find once he returns?

3 years have passed. Astrid has become one of the strongest warriors, and Alan is now the weakest User in all the virtual world.

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** COVER CREDITS: @VANELV3689 -- © Reyezwriting
*** ALSO AVAILABLE IN webnovel.com UNDER THE USERNAME 'REYEZWRITING'
*** ALSO AVAILABLE IN royalroad.com UNDER THE USERNAME 'REYEZ' <<less

Since obtaining the system, Yang Xuan's goals have been very clear. As someone who absolutely loves watching movies, it's an obligation for Yang Xuan to make up for the regrets within those movies. Of course, Yang Xuan enjoys freedom and dislikes being tied down by other matters. However, as Yang Xuan's abilities continue to grow, many things are beyond his control, as they say, "a person in the martial world is not always free to choose." Nevertheless, one thing Yang Xuan is certain of is that as long as the day comes when his strength reaches a point where no one or nothing can shake it, that will be the truest form of freedom and... more>> leisure.

......................Perhaps, just perhaps~~~ people still need bonds. <<less

Humans were cast out of Eden for committing the original sin. Now Seven will answer, should Humanity live forever? But first, join Team Six in their rescue mission turned daring prison break from death.... more>>

Author's Corner:

Welcome to the Legend of the Seven series #LOTSseries, my Guardians.

This is my first novel turned webnovel. I'm returning to this fictional world after a 6-year hiatus with a lot of personal growth and insight. Insights gained from being a lifetime reader.

I was the kid who read Harry Potter and Percy Jackson. I was the new adult who read I Shall Seal the Heavens and Ark. I've lost count of how many fictional worlds I've visited and lived through for I grew up on western novels but discovered eastern novels in my college years. This is my attempt to marry those two literary styles.

It's my hope that this journey becomes more than just a book. If you're reading this simply expecting an ego power trip then turn back. There'll be action but with a lot of metaphysics and discussion on life with its accompanying issues. I strive to ground and make this webnovel relatable with verisimilitude.

This webnovel is about choice. Freewill and its consequences. I give my characters autonomy to do and be themselves which sometimes leads to me rewriting and replotting because of pleasant surprises from my characters. Even the character who dies within the chapter they are introduced can have a massive impact with several ripples. So, there'll be stories on love and loss, hope and despair, but most importantly, it'll be a story.

Release schedule: M, W, F - I aim for afternoon (1pm to 6pm) MST.

I'm working on a project, codenamed "Guides' Sanctum", to make LOTSseries even more alive with special voice-overs, extra stories, behind the scene stuff, and so much more. But it can only come online when certain benchmarks are reached. The listed goals will help us get there.

Goals:
50 readers will unlock 4 chapters a week - Extra release on Thursday
100 readers will unlock 5 chapters a week - Extra release on Tuesday
250 readers will unlock 6 chapters a week - Extra release on Saturday
500 readers and Project Guides' Sanctum comes online!

Links:
Lotsseries.blogspot.com

Social:
@tonyswag0 - twitter
@lotsseries - Facebook

I'm thrilled at what is happening and what is still to come. Never be afraid to drop a comment. My DM is open. I'll work to keep this work free to access but I ask you to enjoy it from official sources so that you can be part of the discussion. There's magic in reading together to form a shared experience.

Again, welcome aboard, my Guardians. <<less

A young man full of ambition finds himself in the possession of a dark artifact that can allow him to travel through different realities:... more>>

A post-apocalyptic futuristic world filled with genetically enhanced beautiful humans and man-eating monsters.
A Steampunk world filled with strange artifacts and wonders.
A world full of knights, wizards, and gods!
Perhaps even a world with a game-like system?

Watch as our protagonist embarks on a unique path, one that uses the advantage granted by the ability to smuggle things from world to world, granting him strength, power, wealth, and women ;)

Witness the rise of...
The Reality Smuggler!!!

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Before you ask, this novel is purely a hobby, and I take no money from it. Sometimes, I might release several chaps a week, and other times, I might go missing for a month or two, so there is no set frequency for chaps.

Also, due to the recent piracy wave, I am now adding something to make future amazon readers know they were HAD. And hopefully, the chatgpt shit they use to edit won't find it. (Good god, those guys are sad)

On that note, I post a chapter as soon as it is ready, so there you have it.

Cheers. <<less

School's out for summer! And for Michael, it couldn't have come at a better time. Suffering from the heartache of a bad break up, Michael sought a place to escape into. In steps his Big Sister Cara to save the day with a suite of Golden Tickets; she just so happens to be one of the big winners of a very special lottery. Yup, and now they're off into the magical virtual world of Abrynth with the promise of "A new world, A new life." But little does Michael know just how true those words will hold... and the big loss in store for him.... more>>

Warning: The following story is inspired by light novels, anime, and mangas. (Nope, nothing new here, at least I don't think there is, other than the author (yours truly)) It is meant to be a simple, easy to read, fun, light-hearted adventure through a virtual fantasy world. Plus, it's my first time writing like this... so please be aware that there will be mistakes made along the way... so I invite you to enter the dragon and enjoy your time in Abrynth. <<less

Haven is a full-dive VRMMORPG - a game you enter with all your senses. With its beautiful historical landscape, Haven has taken the hearts of many gamers.... more>>

Jian Lin is one of them. His character, the Ice Emperor, is not only famous, he is also friends with one of the game's most influential NPCs. It's due to this friendship that he gets dragged into the newest world quest, along with a ragtag group of other players, one of who is his best friend.

However, things don't always go according to plan. What is this about Haven having a second Ice Emperor...?

[Updates on Saturday] <<less

VOW, Veil Of Worlds. Merely another game in the industry, just that it's the most advanced technologically, one that gives you much more freedom than any other. That's the mindset a seemingly ordinary student takes when logging in for the first time, and that's the mindset he... or maybe she very quickly realizes to be too simple, too lacking. Because the feelings and changes she herself experiences and sees in others might just make a part of another, much greater truth.... more>>

A story placed in a world of VOW, a new game made with full dive technology, and the world hundreds of years after Earth became but a reminder for future generations and humanity found their new homes among the stars. And where far more than desolate systems lie, even more so behind the veil that is the fabric of reality.

Story mostly from one POV, first person perspective.

The cover art is a cut from original work that doesn't belong to me. If you have an issue with it, contact me and I will take it down. It is though what was originally the base of Helia's appearance, so I'll keep it here until I get a proper artwork done. It will also be in the glossary (careful of spoilers there). <<less

Nikola is an NPC in The World of Wills, a video game where players can feel sensations as if they were truly there. She leads a life of bloodshed and murder - that is, until one day she wakes up sapient. Just as she begins thinking real, non-scripted thoughts and making connections, she and the players in the game are told that if they die in the game, they die in real life - and it's time to get killing.... more>>

But what of Nikola, the emerging AI consciousness? How does she win in a game that can only end in her being wiped from existence at the end of it all?

Updates once or twice a day until the story hits the same chapter on all platforms.

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Cutting to Life is a slow-burn LitRPG with a villainous (later anti-hero, or maybe still villainous, haha) female lead.

It's told from the perspective of Nikola, an NPC within the World of Wills who's become sapient and is now mysteriously able to play the game as a PC. It's quite light for a LitRPG, but the system and stats become more of a focus later when Nikola herself can access them.

The story gradually builds into a Battle Royale where the players' lives are on the line (if you die in the game, you die in real life), and only one party of savvy adventurers can win. They'll have to spend their time and stats wisely as dungeons promising rare gear float down from the sky - but is a legendary sword worth killing someone for, knowing they'll stay dead forever?

- This story is told in third person, past tense.
- This is a slow-burn LitRPG that spends a lot of time establishing its setting and characters, because I believe this will make for a better payoff in the end. As such, the Battle Royale doesn't start until chapter 30 or so.
- Chapters are anywhere between 800 words and 3000 words long.
- Book cover by Vixeona.

Cutting to Life is also being posted on RR, SPB and Tapas.
Thank you sincerely for reading. <<less

The dazzling, high-tech city of Fleettwixt is the jewel of the North Sunwell Company's colonial empire. Its vast dungeons vanquished by the Great Hero, the city is now home to wealth and peace... at the cost of exploiting the continent's people and resources. Enter Amelia Bluewood: half-human, half-golem—all fury.... more>>

She had lost everything. Her hometown was in ruins, her girlfriend missing without a trace, her modular system malfunctioning. Now in Fleettwixt, she has a chance for revenge, answers, and ultimate power. Amelia will never stop until she finds her lover and her vengeance, no matter the cost.

Art by Mikayla Buan.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/quinlancircle
Discord: http://discord.gg/wbmyyjK
Amelia's mantra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ& <<less

Talia, the daughter of a wealthy conglomerate CEO, harbors an unquenchable adventurous spirit. Wishing to make her own mark on the universe and avoid the boring life of corporate drudgery, she joins the droves of new human explorers combing through unexplored space in humanity’s newest diaspora from the core worlds.... more>>

Her resilience is put to the test when her brand-new exploration corvette crashes onto an uncharted planet, Sigma 16. Despite the sudden and unprecedented systems failure, Talia is far from deterred. Equipped with a state-of-the-art exo-exploration suit, a semi-operational colony bootstrap system and a sometimes annoying AI companion, she sees this as an opportunity to claw her way back to orbit with all the discoveries she plans to uncover.

Join Talia as she builds her base and combs through the expansive dunes and jungles of Sigma 16 in the search of precious resources and alien data. But the planet might not be as uninhabited as it first seems, and with untamed wilds teeming with potentially territorial wildlife can she unravel the secrets of the planet's inhabitants and mysteries before falling to disaster? Looming over her is the threat of a potentially hostile and deadly alien species with weapons and technology just as advanced as her own.

Ready yourself for an interstellar adventure, full of exploration, resource management, and equipment crafting in the face of adversity on a wild frontier world in this new thrilling Sci-fi Survival LitRPG!

Schedule: Chapter dumps every 3-4 days.

20+ Chapters available on my Patreon! <<less

When an NPC in the MMORPG game Raidscape achieves sentience, he desperately tries to level up to stop Players from raiding the castle.... more>>

This story is also going to be posted on RoyalRoad.com. <<less

[Shattered Helix is a slow burn, Western, Cultivation, and LitRPG mash-up]... more>>

[Synopsis]
The end of the 21st century ushered in a new age of gaming. Using the latest Neurolink Delve Implants, players can now explore virtual worlds with every sense intact. Follow Kyle, Samantha, and Collin as they each explore the hottest new FIVRMMO ‘Fantasy’, a game world built using the latest AI technology. Tag along as three different generations take on the mysteries within the next generation in virtual reality.

[Blurb]
Kyle McMcoy’s world was shattered when his parents and sister were killed during an incident with a rogue AI. However, an unexpected journey into the virtual world of gaming helped heal those wounds. Being a long-time player of Phantasmal Realms, Kyle is set to be one of the first to experience this next generation in FIVRMMOs. Follow along with Kyle, aka Flea, and his AI companion Bob, as they try to learn what the AIs of Shattered Helix really created.

Captain Collin Holmes served his country over 40 years, stationed in his hometown of Chicago. With his buddies, Stephanson, Marcus, Travis, and Burt, the members of The Mad Ghosts battalion were the tip of the spear for every conflict this last half-century. Having all retired, they bought their way to the front of the line to Neurolink’s newest game, Fantasy. Join Collin, aka Barricade, as he and his marines bring their real-world experience to virtual reality.

Samantha Brudt was just another victim of the government’s forced retirement policy. With her loved ones gone, she decided to spend the rest of her life in a medical retirement capsule facility playing the virtual game, Fantasy. But a simple act of kindness re-directs Sam, aka Ginka from a normal starter island to an advanced, bustling city. Being the only human in the great Kingdom of Ravaryn, Ginka tries to open a bakery while helping out a race of Demons in a city full of Angels.

[Release Schedule: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, and Fri.] <<less

Fracture Rating (Anarcho, #1)... more>>

Theeeey’ve done it again! Max and Staxx have just hit the Tower Plaaaza just minutes ago, breaking CEO Tanaka Koji’s safe and baling with what’s estimated to be at least two point three biiiiillion in cash—not to mention the prrrriceless personal relics worth at least a second veritable fortune on the blaaack maarkeeet!

Hooowwww do we know it was theeem? They left us clues! “Take it to the max” and “Staxx of cash” left behind, written atop a priceless Remvira painting in lipstiiiick from Koji’s bathroooom no doubt!

“I don’t know…” Tanaka says as he scratches his head in evident disbelief while he nurses a broken lip. “One moment I was looking over the quarterly reports and then next thing I know I’m—I’m face down—eating tile and forced by two men at knife and gunpoint to open my safe!”

It’s quiiiite a shocker for us over here, too! In case you don’t know, Tanaka Koji is the billionair heir and infamous playboy of the Tanaka Dynastyyy. They say his family’s worth at least four-hundred biiiillioooon and theyyy donnn’t skimp on SEEEECUUURITYYY!

Soooo….. what does daad think about allll this?

“I want them stopped!” Tanaka senior comments as he shakes a fist. “I am putting up a five-hundred million dollar reward for anyone who supplies information leading to the capture or death of those two thugs!”

Weeell, there you have it, folks! Straight from the uuunicorn’s mouth! Again! that’s a whopping five-hundred million dollar reward for any tips that lead to the capture or death of those pesky thieves, Maaax and Staaaaxx!

Any tips of information can be sent via public or in-home holo net devices by going to the page displayed—and don’t forget to—

Staxx shut off the holo screen. “May called. She wants us to do another job. Tonight.”

“You know we can’t. We got another one of our high and mighty overlords to visit at his luxury penthouse.”

“That’s what I told her, too.”

“Then stop yapping and let’s kick some ass!”

“You know, Max, for such a small guy, you’re really intense. Don’t you wanna have some fun?”

“Oh… we’re gonna have some fun, Staxx. We’re gonna have some fun...” <<less